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| 1 | ACNE Insurance   | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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ACNE Insurance
Idiocracy version of ACME.
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| 2 | Adult Chicken | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Adult Chicken
Menu item at chicken-themed fast food restaurant L Pollo Borracho.
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| 3 | AOL-Time Warner-Taco Bell-U.S. Governmen... | BBB | Corporations | Communications Companies |
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AOL-Time Warner-Taco Bell-U.S. Government Long-Distance Service
Rita uses a public payphone to try to call Upgrayedd.
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| 4 | Ass | BBB | Cinema | Movies-misc |
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Ass
Number one movie in the country, playing at the Starplex theater.
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| 5 | Ass Blaster | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Ass Blaster
Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene.
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| 6 | Ass Dozer | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Ass Dozer
Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene. The giant dick on the front rams into the wall as it's making it's entrance and it gets buried in concrete.
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| 7 | Bawamba Bar | BBB | Food Products | Candy Bars |
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Bawamba Bar
Food product in the stupid future. "When God is hungry he reaches for a Bawamba bar", "We'll tear your hunger a new one!", "Threateningly Delicious!", "Bawamba Bar: The Hunger Rapist".
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| 8 | Beer Online | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Beer Online
Website used to order beer. "12 a Day Keep Doc Away"
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| 9 | Bem Co | BBB | Corporations | Companies |
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Bem Co
Company in the stupid future.
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| 10 | Blakdik | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Blakdik
Boner pills in the stupid future.
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| 11 | Bonerax | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Bonerax
Boner pills in the stupid future.
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| 12 | Brawndo | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Brawndo
Sports drink. "The Thirst Mutilator", "It's got electrolytes!", "It's got what plants crave!".
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| 13 | Brawndo, Inc. | BBB | Food Industries | Food Companies |
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Brawndo, Inc.
Company that makes energy drink Brawndo, that the stupid future uses to water their crops.
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| 14 | Bucket of Wings with Full Release | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Bucket of Wings with Full Release
Menu item at chicken-themed fast food restaurant L Pollo Borracho.
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| 15 | Butt:Fuckers | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Butt:Fuckers
Real life chain restaurant starts out as Fuddruckers. Slogan: "World's Greatest Hamburgers". Over time it evolves as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers, with the same slogan, then Buttruckers with a new slogan: "World's Most Kickass Hamburgers", and then finally Butt:Fuckers, with slogan: Wurrld's Most Kickass Hamburgers!
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| 16 | Buttruckers | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Buttruckers
Real life chain restaurant starts out as Fuddruckers. Slogan: "World's Greatest Hamburgers". Over time it evolves as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers, with the same slogan, then Buttruckers with a new slogan: "World's Most Kickass Hamburgers", and then finally Butt:Fuckers, with slogan: Wurrld's Most Kickass Hamburgers!
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| 17 | Calualcape | BBB | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Calualcape
Beverage advertised in the stupid future.
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| 18 | Calurlcape | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Calurlcape
Soft drink vending machine.
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| 19 | Cornholio Enterprises | BBB | Corporations | Enterprises |
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Cornholio Enterprises
Manufacturer of Tarrlytons cigarettes, a nod to Beavis & Butt-Head, also created by Mike Judge.
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| 20 | Costco Law School | BBB | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Costco Law School
Law school where Joe's lawyer Frito got his law degree.
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| 21 | Dildozer | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Dildozer
Monster truck from the Monday Night Rehabilitation scene.
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| 22 | Dr. Altschuler | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Altschuler
After case study Clevon impales his crotch on an iron gate attempting to jump from a lake into a swimming pool on a Jet ski, Doctors Krinski and Altschuler managed to help him regain full reproductive function, with the help of recent advances in stem cell research.
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| 23 | Dr. Krinski | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Krinski
After case study Clevon impales his crotch on an iron gate attempting to jump from a lake into a swimming pool on a Jet ski, Doctors Krinski and Altschuler managed to help him regain full reproductive function, with the help of recent advances in stem cell research.
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| 24 | Dr. Lexus | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Lexus
Joe's doctor at St. God's Memorial Hospital, played by Justin Long.
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| 25 | Dr. Shafty | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Shafty
Doctor at St. God's Memorial Hospital.
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| 26 | Extra Big-ass Fries | BBB | Menu | Fries |
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Extra Big-ass Fries
Menu item at stupid future Carl's Jr.
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| 27 | Extra Big-ass Taco | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Extra Big-ass Taco
Menu item at stupid future Carl's Jr. "Now with more molecules"
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| 28 | FedExxx | BBB | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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FedExxx
New name of shipping service Federal Express in the stupid future.
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| 29 | Fjord | BBB | Industrial Companies | Vehicle Manufacturing |
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Fjord
Stupid future version of Ford - apparently purchased by a Norwegian company.
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| 30 | Flaturin | BBB | Food Products | Food-misc |
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Flaturin
Food product in the stupid future. "Hand-To-Mouth Goodness"
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| 31 | The FloorMaster | BBB | Home Furnishing | Vacuum Cleaners |
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The FloorMaster
Stupid future Roomba that doesn't work very well - seen ramming itself into a wall at the hospital, repeating: "Your room is now clean"
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| 32 | Flotilla | BBB | Food Products | Food-misc |
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Flotilla
Food product advertised in the stupid future.
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| 33 | Frito Pendejo | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Frito Pendejo
Dax Shepherd's character - Luke Wilson's lawyer who got his law degree at Costco.
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| 34 | Full Body Latte | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Full Body Latte
It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
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| 35 | Futtbuckers | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Futtbuckers
Real life chain restaurant starts out as Fuddruckers. Slogan: "World's Greatest Hamburgers". Over time it evolves as mankind becomes stupider at a frightening rate. First to Futtbuckers, with the same slogan, then Buttruckers with a new slogan: "World's Most Kickass Hamburgers", and then finally Butt:Fuckers, with slogan: Wurrld's Most Kickass Hamburgers!
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| 36 | Future Town | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Attractions |
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Future Town
Theme park exhibit seen at the beginning of the movie when narrator is talking about humanity's future doesn't turn out quite like we imagined.
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| 37 | Generul Electrons | BBB | Corporations | Technology Companies |
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Generul Electrons
Stupid future version of General Electronics.
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| 38 | Gentleman's Lattes | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Gentleman's Lattes
It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
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| 39 | H&R Block | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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H&R Block
It may have the same name as the current company, but this isn't the same place. This one offers the "Adult" Tax Return, and their slogan is: "Home of the Gentleman's Rebate"
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| 40 | H.H.E. Hibernation Pods | BBB | Technology Products | Medical Devices |
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H.H.E. Hibernation Pods
Device the military uses to freeze Joe and Rita.
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| 41 | Healthmaster Inferno | BBB | Technology Products | Medical Devices |
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Healthmaster Inferno
Diagnostic machine at St. God's Hospital.
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| 42 | Home Deep-Oh | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Home Deep-Oh
Stupid future version of Home Depot, now, like most everything else, a sex service. "Dig deep."
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| 43 | Hot Latte | BBB | Menu | Drinks |
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Hot Latte
It's not a latte, but it's one of the menu items listed on the stupid future Starbucks menu.
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| 44 | Hot Naked Chicks & World Report | BBB | Periodicals | Adult Magazines |
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Hot Naked Chicks & World Report
Magazine in the stupid future. #1 News & Chicks Magazine. Featuring: "Chicks, Sex, Naked, World, Sex, Hot, Report, Chicks"
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| 45 | Intelli | BBB | Corporations | Technology Companies |
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Intelli
Technology company in the stupid future.
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| 46 | IPPA | BBB | Computers | Software |
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IPPA
Identity Processing Program of America, used to give Joe his tattoo. "Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle."
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| 47 | Jack Inuh Box | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Jack Inuh Box
Stupid future version of Jack in the Box.
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| 48 | Kween | BBB | Maintenance Products | Cleaning Products |
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Kween
Cleaning product in the stupid future.
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| 49 | L Pollo Borracho | BBB | Dining | Fast Food-Chicken |
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L Pollo Borracho
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.
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| 50 | MAC 50 | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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MAC 50
The beer can that starts the garbage avalanche that awakens Joe and Rita from their slumber.
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| 51 | Mach 600 | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Mach 600
Bus in the presidential caravan.
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| 52 | Manndo | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
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Manndo
Magazine in the stupid future.
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| 53 | Masturbation Network | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations |
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Masturbation Network
TV network in the stupid future. "Keepin' America fappin' for 300 years"
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| 54 | Monday Night Rehabilitation | BBB | Television | TV-Reality |
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Monday Night Rehabilitation
Reality show and punishment that Joe is sentenced to for not solving the world's problems, where he is attacked by monster trucks.
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| 55 | Mondo | BBB | Corporations | Companies |
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Mondo
Corporation in the stupid future. "So big it's bad"
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| 56 | Montego Smooth Jazz Festival  | BBB | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Montego Smooth Jazz Festival
Poster on the bedroom wall when Joe's girlfriend is fucking her boss after he doesn't return from his army experiment.
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| 57 | Museum of Fart | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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Museum of Fart
Museum in the stupid future.
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| 58 | Nas-Tea | BBB | Beverage Products | Tea |
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Nas-Tea
Stupid future version of Nestea. Slogan: "It's good"
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| 59 | Omnibro | BBB | Corporations | Technology Companies |
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Omnibro
Computer.cash register brand in the stupid future - seen at hospital and prison.
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| 60 | Oogle My Google | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Oogle My Google
Stupid future version of Google - now a porn site.
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| 61 | Ow! My Balls | BBB | Television | TV Shows-misc |
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Ow! My Balls
TV show in the stupid future starring Hormel Chavez.
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| 62 | Panti-Centre | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Panti-Centre
Clothing store in the stupid future.
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| 63 | Penn Pavel | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Penn Pavel
Beer brand.
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| 64 | Pizzaz Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizzaz Pizza
There's a door hanger for Pizzaz pizza on Joe's fridge.
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| 65 | Rettsin | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Rettsin
Company name on Joe's shirt - appears to be a pharmaceutical product.
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| 66 | Ronaise | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Ronaise
Medicine product advertised in the stupid future.
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| 67 | Smartspeek | BBB | Technology Products | Audiovisual Devices |
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Smartspeek
The machine Joe speaks into at the hospital. Made by Omnibro.
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| 68 | St. God's Memorial Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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St. God's Memorial Hospital
Hospital where Joe goes for help when he wakes up in the future, and meets Dr. Lexus.
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| 69 | Starbucks Coffee | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Starbucks Coffee
The future version of Starbucks is definitely not the Starbucks of today, stylized as "ST < a > RBUCKS COF < F > EE". The Starbucks of the future provides "Exotic coffee for men" Instead of coffee, they serve handjobs... "Latte: $2,000. Extra Foam: 500,000,000"
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| 70 | Starplex | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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Starplex
Movie theater playing Ass, the number one movie in the country.
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| 71 | Sweet Bang Tube | BBB | Television | TV Shows-misc |
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Sweet Bang Tube
TV show on the Masturbation Network in the stupid future.
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| 72 | T.J. O'Handjobs | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Chain |
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T.J. O'Handjobs
One of the many restaurants that also offer sex services in the stupid future.
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| 73 | T.J. Swan's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Chain |
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T.J. Swan's
The night before Joe begins the military experiment, he tells his girlfriend that he'll take her to T.J. Swan's when he's finished. He tells her, "Meet me here one year from tomorrow night. We'll go to TJ Swan's. That's October 17th."
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| 74 | Tarrlytons Cigarettes | BBB | Tobacco | Cigarettes |
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Tarrlytons Cigarettes
Tobacco product in the stupid future. Manufactured by Cornholio Enterprises, a nod to Beavis & Butt-Head, also created by Mike Judge. "The Surgeon General appears in this ad courtesy of the Federal Government", "Warning: The Surgeon General Has One Lung And A Voicebox But he Could Still Kick Your Sorry Ass", "If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!"
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| 75 | The Time Masheen | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Rides |
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The Time Masheen
"Educational" ride at Costco, which Joe thinks is going to be a real time machine that will take him back to the past.
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| 76 | Uhmerican Exxxpress | BBB | Financial Companies | Financial Services |
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Uhmerican Exxxpress
Stupid future version of American Express. "Don't Leave Home"
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| 77 | Ultimate Smackdown | BBB | Sports | Sports Associations |
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Ultimate Smackdown
Wrestling federation where President Camacho got famous.
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| 78 | Upgrayedd | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Upgrayedd
Pimp. Spells his name with two D's for a double dose of his pimping.
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| 79 | Violence Network News | BBB | Television | TV-News Networks |
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Violence Network News
TV network in the stupid future.
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| 80 | Virilade | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks |
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Virilade
Advertised, but not clear exactly... with all of the erection medication seen in the movie, presumably a sports drink mixed with boner pills.
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| 81 | Vivilux | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
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Vivilux
Medicine product advertised in the stupid future.
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| 82 | The Washington Ledger | BBB | Periodicals | Newspapers |
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The Washington Ledger
Headlines: "Army Officer Busted In Attempted Prostitution Ring!" and "Upgrayedd receives "Double Dose" of Incarceration".
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| 83 | Whatburger? | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Whatburger?
Stupid future version of Whataburger.
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| 84 | Your Ass Is Mine Bail Bonds | BBB | Legal Aid | Bail Bonds |
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Your Ass Is Mine Bail Bonds
Bail bond service in the future.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 85 | April 13, 2005 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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April 13, 2005
Date of U.S. Army Officer Collins' mug shot in The Washington Ledger newspaper.
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| 86 | April 18, 2005 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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April 18, 2005
Date of Rita's pimp Upgrayedd's mug shot in the January 15, 2006 The Washington Ledger newspaper.
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| 87 | January 15, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Headlines |
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January 15, 2006
Date of The Washington Ledger headline: Army Officer Busted In Attempted Prostitution Ring!
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| 88 | October 16, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 16, 2006
The night before Joe begins the military experiment. The night before Joe begins the military experiment, he tells his girlfriend that he'll take her to T.J. Swan's when he's finished. He tells her, "Meet me here one year from tomorrow night. We'll go to TJ Swan's. That's October 17th."
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| 89 | October 17, 2006 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 17, 2006
Joe begins the military experiment. The night before Joe begins the military experiment, he tells his girlfriend that he'll take her to T.J. Swan's when he's finished. He tells her, "Meet me here one year from tomorrow night. We'll go to TJ Swan's. That's October 17th."
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| 90 | October 17, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 17, 2007
Date Joe is scheduled to finish the military experiment. The night before Joe begins the military experiment, he tells his girlfriend that he'll take her to T.J. Swan's when he's finished. He tells her, "Meet me here one year from tomorrow night. We'll go to TJ Swan's. That's October 17th."
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| 91 | March 3, 2505 | Dates | 22nd Century and beyond | Events |
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March 3, 2505
Corporal Joe Bauers wakes up from suspended animation in Frito's apartment. Date on Hot Naked Chicks & World Report magazine, also on Joe's St. God's Hospital receipt for $5 billion.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 92 | Brawndo Boulevard | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Blvds |
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Brawndo Boulevard
Address of the Brawndo Corporation.
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| 93 | Fishers Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Fishers Lane
Address of Brawndo corporation building. Formerly the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Food and Drug Administration.
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| 94 | House of Particular Individuals | Map | Detention Centers | Correctional Facilities |
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House of Particular Individuals
Prison Joe escapes from by lying and simply telling the guard that he's not going to prison today, he's supposed to be getting out, and the guard calls him a dumbass and tells him he's in the wrong line.
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| 95 | Ward 8 | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Ward 8
Neighborhood in the city where Joe wakes up in the stupid future.
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| OTHER |
| 96 | Costco Employee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Costco Employee
Costco Employee: Welcome to Costco. I love you.
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| 97 | Dr. Lexus | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Lexus
Dr. Lexus: Why come you don't have a tattoo?
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| 98 | The Human Hibernation Project | Other | Plans | Projects |
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The Human Hibernation Project
Military project to freeze Joe and Rita for one year, that ends up lasting hundreds of years... "One of the Army's most ambitious experiments, and one of its most secretive."
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| 99 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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 | | #820c00 | #88724f | #494d4e |
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| 100 | Ten XXXTra Large bill | Other | Money | Banknotes |
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Ten XXXTra Large bill
Bill stupid future guy gives Rita as advance payment for her services. "That's What I'm Talkin' About!"
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| 101 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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 | | #dfc38b | #b83c4a | #1a1860 |
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