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1 | 97 Red Balloons  | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
| 97 Red Balloons Joke Deadpool makes showing off action figures for the movie: The song's actually called 97 Red Balloons, because the other two are right here.

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2 | Cafe Colette  | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
| Cafe Colette Cafe visible in background.

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3 | Cafe Gratitude  | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
| Cafe Gratitude Joke Deadpool makes when Nicepool shows up: What's Cafe Gratitude doing here?

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4 | The Canadian Mounted  | BBB | Literature | Books-Erotica |
| The Canadian Mounted Book in Wade's locker at Drive Max, book from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

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5 | Captain America Trading Cards | BBB | Toys | Toys-misc |
| Captain America Trading Cards Visible in Happy Hogan's office when Wade Wilson interviews for a position on the Avengers.
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6 | Clairvoyant Psychic  | BBB | Services | Psychic Services |
| Clairvoyant Psychic Psychic service visible in background.

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7 | Clean & Go Laundromat  | BBB | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
| Clean & Go Laundromat Laundromat visible in background.

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8 | Copperheads  | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
| Copperheads Dive bar.

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9 | Doctor Hand and the Quantumverse of Madn...  | BBB | Video | Movies-Superhero |
| Doctor Hand and the Quantumverse of Madness Joke Wade makes when Mr. Paradox informs him that his universe is not the only one in existence: Oh please, you think I haven't seen Dr. Hand and the Quantumverse of Madness?

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10 | Dr. Deadpool  | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Dr. Deadpool Deadpool dons a lab coat to discuss the importance of Testicular Cancer Awareness Month.


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11 | Drive Max  | BBB | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships |
| Drive Max Car dealership where Wade and Peter work.

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12 | Eastside Pharmacy  | BBB | Retail | Drugstores |
| Eastside Pharmacy Drug store.

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13 | First Class Martial Arts  | BBB | Education | Martial Arts Schools |
| First Class Martial Arts Martial arts school visible in background.

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14 | Flexabelle  | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
| Flexabelle Store visible in background.

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15 | Goodmans Travel  | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
| Goodmans Travel Travel agency visible in background.

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16 | Helicarrier  | BBB | Vehicles | Aircrafts |
| Helicarrier Crashed SHIELD airship visible in the Void.

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17 | Liefeld's Just Feet  | BBB | Apparel | Shoe Stores |
| Liefeld's Just Feet Shoe store in background, poking fun at comic book writer Rob Liefeld's inability to draw feet.

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18 | Little Sage Flowers & Gifts  | BBB | Retail | Flower Shops |
| Little Sage Flowers & Gifts Flower shop visible in background.

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19 | Lone Pine Mall | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers |
| Lone Pine Mall Shopping mall name on sign above Cassandra Nova's head when she is controlling the Time Ripper - Back to the Future reference.
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20 | Lyman Bros. Hardware  | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
| Lyman Bros. Hardware Hardware store visible in background.

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21 | Northern Nymph  | BBB | Literature | Books-Erotica |
| Northern Nymph Book in Wade's locker at Drive Max, book from the movie Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

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22 | Raymondo's Marvelous Morning Soup  | BBB | Food | Soup |
| Raymondo's Marvelous Morning Soup Soup product advertised on bus.

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23 | Stanlee Steamer  | BBB | Services | Services-misc |
| Stanlee Steamer Ad on bus: "Your friendly neighborhood cleaners".

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24 | Subwagen Lieferung  | BBB | Food | Bakeries |
| Subwagen Lieferung Bakery truck visible in the Void, originally from Moon Knight series.

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25 | Time Ripper  | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
| Time Ripper TVA device capable of destroying an entire timeline.


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26 | Time Travel Device  | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
| Time Travel Device Deadpool uses Cable's wrist-mounted machine to travel to Earth 616.

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27 | TVA  | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
| TVA Time Variance Authority. Time police that banish Deadpool and Wolverine to the Void.

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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
28 | March 14, 2018  | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
| March 14, 2018 Happy Hogan interviews Wade Wilson for a position on the Avengers on Earth 616.

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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
29 | Ant-Man Arena  | Map | Structures | Arenas |
| Ant-Man Arena Cassandra Nova's compound headquarters in the Void, made of a Ant-Man/Giant-Man's corpse and filled with parts of a space station.

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30 | Earth 10005  | Map | Worlds | Alternate Earths |
| Earth 10005 Home of the Fox universe, which Wade fights to save, with the help of the worst Wolverine.

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31 | Earth 616  | Map | Worlds | Alternate Earths |
| Earth 616 Happy Hogan interviews Wade Wilson for a position on the Avengers on Earth 616.

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32 | Maine Street  | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
| Maine Street Street sign visible in background.

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33 | Stark Tower  | Map | Structures | Towers |
| Stark Tower Wade Wilson mentions to Happy Hogan while interviewing for a position on the Avengers: Now, I know I was caught smashturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower, but I can assure you that... That's when you get those toy, Hulk hands, right? And then you just, you look down, and you just... you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection.

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34 | The Void  | Map | Worlds | Fantasy Lands |
| The Void Paradox prunes Deadpool and Wolverine, sending them to the Void, the purgatorial wasteland ruled by powerful telepath (and Professor X's twin sister) Cassandra Nova.

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35 | Walker Avenue  | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
| Walker Avenue Street sign visible in background.

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OTHER |
36 | Adamantium  | Other | Matter | Metals |
| Adamantium Metal coating Wolverine's skeletal structure, including his claws. Wade also mentions that the new katanas he is given at the TVA are made of Adamantium.

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37 | Blade  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Blade Blade: Some motherfuckers are still tryin' to iceskate uphill.

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38 | Blind Al & Wade Wilson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Blind Al & Wade Wilson Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey - cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian Marching Band?
Wade Wilson: They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
Blind Al: Even Snowboarding?
Wade Wilson: Even Disco Dust.
Blind Al: White Girl Interrupted?
Wade Wilson: Even Forrest Bump?
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade Wilson: Yes! But I can't.

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39 | Deadpool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deadpool Deadpool: Welcome to the skull fuck club, Paradox. You know she doesn't wash that hand.

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40 | Deadpool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deadpool Deadpool: The mask is really intimidating, huh? It's like Batman, except he can move his neck.

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41 | Deadpool & Johnny Storm  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deadpool & Johnny Storm Deadpool: Sticks and stones, Johnny! Don't let her intimidate you. It's like you said in the convoy. This finger-lickin' dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut-milk can eat your delicious cinnamon ring and kick rocks all the way to bald hell.
Johnny Storm: Okay. I have never said any of those words in my entire life!

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42 | Deadpool & Johnny Storm  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deadpool & Johnny Storm
Deadpool: Ha! The modesty. People think I'm a shit talker. But this guy... Next level.
Johnny Storm: What? This... I... We... I don't even know what half of that means! This... I...
Deadpool: My hat's off to you, sir. Truly.
Johnny Storm: What? This... I didn't... He's... That's... I... I... I don't...

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43 | Deadpool & Nicepool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deadpool & Nicepool Deadpool: Say it with me. You're gonna live.
Nicepool: I'm gonna live!
Deadpool: Ha-hah! Say it louder!
Nicepool: I'm gonna live!

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44 | Dogpool's real name.  | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Dogpool's real name.
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Winnie the Pooch |
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Mary Puppins |
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Mutt Damon |

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45 | Johnny Storm  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Johnny Storm Johnny Storm: Flame on!

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46 | Kidpool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kidpool Kidpool: Hey! When I want your opinion, I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth.

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47 | Ladypool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ladypool Ladypool: Uzi time, baby.

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48 | Laura  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Laura Laura: Adios pendejo.

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49 | Mr. Paradox & Wade Wilson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Mr. Paradox & Wade Wilson Mr. Paradox: Mr. Wilson, this may come as a shock, to a narcissistic blathering bag of meat like yourself, but your universe is not the only one in existence.
Wade Wilson: Oh please, you think I haven't seen Dr. Hand and the Quantumverse of Madness?

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50 | Paradox & Wade Wilson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Paradox & Wade Wilson Paradox: Mr. Wilson, you appear to have soiled youself while you were unconscious.
Wade Wilson: I wasn't unconscious.

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51 | Pyro  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Pyro Pyro: Paradox - we have a problem.

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52 | Sling Ring  | Other | Artifacts | Archaeological Artifacts |
| Sling Ring Cassandra Nova uses a Doctor Strange variant's sling ring to open a portal for Deadpool and Wolverine.

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53 | Smashturbating  | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
| Smashturbating Masturbation technique that Wade Wilson mentions to Happy Hogan while interviewing for a position on the Avengers: Now, I know I was caught smashturbating in the lobby of Stark Tower, but I can assure you that... That's when you get those toy, Hulk hands, right? And then you just, you look down, and you just... you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection.

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54 | Stark Expo | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
| Stark Expo Poster visible in Happy Hogan's office when Wade Wilson interviews for a position on the Avengers.
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55 | Vibranium  | Other | Matter | Substances |
| Vibranium A piece of Captain America's shield ia visible in Happy Hogan's office.

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56 | Wade Wilson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wade Wilson Wade Wilson: Pegging isn't new for me, friend. But it is for Disney.

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57 | Wade Wilson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wade Wilson Wade Wilson: I'm the messiah. I am... Marvel Jesus.

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58 | Wolverine  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wolverine Wolverine: Let's fucking go.

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59 | Wolverine & Deadpool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wolverine & Deadpool Wolverine: Why are you fucking doing this?
Deadpool: Because I'm Marvel Jesus... or Spock. Hard to say.


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60 | Wolverine & Laura  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wolverine & Laura Wolverine: You got the wrong guy.
Laura: You were always the wrong guy... til you weren't.

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