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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | Cancer Boy | BBB | Music | Singer-Songwriters |
| Cancer Boy Musician, singer of the hit pop single entitled "Whistle When You're Low".
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2 | City Cab | BBB | Transportation | Taxicabs |
| City Cab Cab driver that kicks off the movie: Okay, I am going to tell you a story now about how people Iike that sad, pathetic prick back there, found happiness. But it is not a happy story, okay? I mean, why do people think that life should always be happy? You Know? Because when I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: Life is short. Life is shit. And soon it will be over. But for you, my friends, this story is just beginning.
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3 | The Coma Queen | BBB | Events | Beauty Pageants |
| The Coma Queen Beauty pageant winner for coma patients. Cab Driver: So, did they listen to Dr. Cooper and stop taking the drug? No, they did not, god damn it! Today they even have parades to celebrate the comas. And they drag out the poor bastards like they're fucking astronauts.
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4 | Death Lurks | BBB | Music | Music-Rock |
| Death Lurks Rock band featuring lead singer Grivo, famous for his bleak and pessimistic rock as well as a general indifference toward his audience, fame, and music... until taking Gleemonex.
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5 | Drug Variety | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
| Drug Variety Magazine headline: GLEEMONEX SOARS.
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6 | Fields of Athehry | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Fields of Athehry Cancer Boy's song Fields of Athehry wins the World Music Video Award for Best New Contemporary Song.
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7 | General Narcotics | BBB | Industrial Companies | Chemical Companies |
| General Narcotics Pharmaceutical company mentioned in Drug Variety magazine article.
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8 | Girl Beat | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
| Girl Beat Dr. Chris Cooper: I'd like to thank the members of the media who did make it. College radio? Weapons and Helmets magazine? of course, Girl Beat.
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9 | Gleemonex | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
| Gleemonex Powerful antidepressant rushed into production to help the ailing Roritor Pharmaceuticals that becomes an overnight media sensation. Stylized as "GLeeMONEX". Proper name: Duoroflouriximinium 602. Slogan: Gleemonex makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head all the time.
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10 | Happiness Pie | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Happiness Pie Song that rock star Grivo writes after taking Gleemonex, for which he wins a World Music Video Award.
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11 | The Nina Bedford Show | BBB | Television | TV-Talk Shows |
| The Nina Bedford Show TV talk show.
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12 | Ricky's Pest-Rid | BBB | Maintenance Services | Pest Control Services |
| Ricky's Pest-Rid Pest control van that a guy steals to make up with his girlfriend.
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13 | Roriplex 5 Comatory | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Companies |
| Roriplex 5 Comatory Comatorium established by Roritor Pharmaceuticals to house Glemmonex patients.
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14 | Roritor Pharmaceuticals | BBB | Industrial Companies | Pharmaceutical Companies |
| Roritor Pharmaceuticals
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15 | Sleepsound | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
| Sleepsound Sleeping pill manufactured by Roritor Pharmaceuticals.
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16 | Some Days are Dark | BBB | Music | Songs |
| Some Days are Dark Song by rock band Death Lurks.
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17 | Stummies | BBB | Drugs | Medicine |
| Stummies Roritor Pharmaceuticals was founded on Don Roritor's invention of the drug Stummies, stand-in for Tums or Rolaids.
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18 | The Suicide Club | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
| The Suicide Club Nightclub where rock band Death Lurks performs.
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19 | T.R.O.N.T. | BBB | Music | Albums |
| T.R.O.N.T. Record company behind Cancer Boy's music album Whistle When You're Low, featuring his hit song Fields of Athery.
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20 | Weapons and Helmets | BBB | Periodicals | Magazines |
| Weapons and Helmets Dr. Chris Cooper: I'd like to thank the members of the media who did make it. College radio? Weapons and Helmets magazine? of course, Girl Beat.
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21 | Whistle When You're Low | BBB | Music | Albums |
| Whistle When You're Low Cancer Boy's music album featuring his hit song Fields of Athery.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
22 | December 25, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| December 25, 1995 Patient 957's son brings his family over for a brief visit.
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23 | June 15, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 15, 1996 Sales of Roritor Pharmaceuticals' new wonder drug Gleemonex soars, beating Penicillin.
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24 | June 16, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 16, 1996 Sales of Roritor Pharmaceuticals' new wonder drug Gleemonex soars, beating Penicillin.
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25 | June 17, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 17, 1996 Sales of Roritor Pharmaceuticals' new wonder drug Gleemonex soars, beating Penicillin.
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26 | June 18, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| June 18, 1996 Sales of Roritor Pharmaceuticals' new wonder drug Gleemonex soars, beating Penicillin.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
27 | Delmore Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
| Delmore Road Address of Roritor Pharmaceuticals in Knoxville.
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OTHER |
28 | Best New Contemporary Song | Other | Recognition | Awards |
| Best New Contemporary Song Rock star Grivo's song Happiness Pie, written after he takes Gleemonex, wins the World Music Video Award for Best New Contemporary Song.
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29 | Best Rap, Hip-Hop or Folk Act | Other | Recognition | Awards |
| Best Rap, Hip-Hop or Folk Act Cancer Boy's song Fields of Athehry wins the World Music Video Award for Best New Contemporary Song.
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30 | Depression Project | Other | Plans | Projects |
| Depression Project Research project at Roritor Pharmaceuticals that develops Gleemonex, a powerful antidepressant.
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31 | Dr. Chris Cooper | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Chris Cooper Dr. Chris Cooper: Well, what it does is reaches into your brain, chemically, and locates your happiest memory, chemically. Then locks on to that emotion and freezes it, chemically, and then it keeps your happy happy.
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32 | Dr. Chris Cooper, Assistant & Cisco | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Chris Cooper, Assistant & Cisco Dr. Chris Cooper: My cup is Luke.
Luke warm, Chris?
Cisco: No, Luke Skywalker, you fuckin' inbred!
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33 | German Professor | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| German Professor German Professor: I have a black pit that rests inside of me that fuels my all consuming sense of nothingness, as if monotony and drudgery were the only compass points on my dark walk through life. The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry.
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34 | The World Music Video Awards | Other | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
| The World Music Video Awards Rock star Grivo's song Happiness Pie, written after he takes Gleemonex, wins the World Music Video Award for Best New Contemporary Song.
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