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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | The Bible  | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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The Bible
Also known as The Book of Love. During the summer of 1969, Noah Levenstein and his friends go on a trip to meet women who are willing to have sex for Jimi Hendrix LPs, meeting a hooker who tells them about a book that shows sex techniques. Noah writes a book of love that he calls The Bible.
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| 2 | Blazers | BBB | Sports | School Mascots |
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Blazers
East Great Falls High School mascot.
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| 3 | Central High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Central High School
East Great Falls High School rival.
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| 4 | Dog Years | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Hot Dog |
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Dog Years
Diner where high school students hang out.
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| 5 | East Great Falls High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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East Great Falls High School
Local high school, setting.
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| 6 | Levenstein's Carpet Warehouse | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Levenstein's Carpet Warehouse
Noah Levenstein's carpet store.
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| 7 | MMX: The New Testament | BBB | Literature | Books-Reference |
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MMX: The New Testament
The new reconstructed Bible.
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| 8 | Mon Pubis | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Mon Pubis
Monique's vaginal cream.
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| 9 | Monique's | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Monique's
Canadian brothel the guys read about in the Bible.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 10 | November 6, 1969 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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November 6, 1969
The very first Date Due on on the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School, beside the name Noah Levenstein.
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| 11 | December 15, 1969 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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December 15, 1969
Date Due beside the name Simon Arroti on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 12 | January 4, 1970 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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January 4, 1970
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 13 | June 8, 1970 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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June 8, 1970
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 14 | August 22, 1970 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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August 22, 1970
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 15 | February 1, 1977 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Events |
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February 1, 1977
Date of chapter in the Bible: "The G Spot".
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| 16 | May 1, 1990 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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May 1, 1990
Date of chapter in the Bible: "The simplest way into a girl's pants is still basic flattery".
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| 17 | February 14, 1991 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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February 14, 1991
Date of chapter in the Bible: "How to shave your pube to make your dick look bigger".
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| 18 | September 9, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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September 9, 1995
Date of chapter in the Bible about Monique.
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| 19 | April 22, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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April 22, 1998
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 20 | July 5, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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July 5, 1998
Date Due beside the name Paul Michaels on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 21 | September 30, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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September 30, 1998
Date Due beside the name Joe on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 22 | October 8, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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October 8, 1998
Date Due beside the name Juan on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 23 | December 1, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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December 1, 1998
Date Due beside the name Mark on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 24 | December 29, 1998 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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December 29, 1998
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 25 | January 2, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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January 2, 1999
Date Due on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 26 | May 30, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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May 30, 1999
Date Due beside the name Kevin Meyers on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 27 | June 4, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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June 4, 1999
Date Due beside the name Jim Levenstein on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 28 | June 8, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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June 8, 1999
Date Due beside the name Chris Ostriker on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 29 | June 12, 1999 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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June 12, 1999
Date Due beside the name Steve Stifler on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 30 | February 14, 2003 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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February 14, 2003
Date Due beside the name Dwight Stifler on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 31 | September 5, 2005 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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September 5, 2005
Date Due beside the name Matt Stifler on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 32 | October 14, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 14, 2007
Date Due beside the name Erik Stifler on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 33 | November 7, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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November 7, 2007
Date Due beside the name Mike Coozeman on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 34 | September 5, 2009 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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September 5, 2009
Date Due beside the name John Butch on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 35 | October 12, 2009 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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October 12, 2009
Date Due beside the name Tony De've'nni on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 36 | November 18, 2009 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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November 18, 2009
Date Due beside the name Tony De've'nni on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| 37 | December 8, 2009 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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December 8, 2009
Date Due beside the name Tony De've'nni on one of the library cards in the Bible at East Great Falls High School.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 38 | East Great Falls | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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East Great Falls
Setting. City in Michigan.
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| OTHER |
| 39 | Bret Michaels | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bret Michaels
Bret Michaels: Yeah, it definitely gets lonely on the road. Sure, I made love to all kinds of different food groups. You ever try making love to a peanut butter sandwich? Nothing comes close. Well, maybe a deboned ham hock, but that takes a whole lot of prep.
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| 40 | Lube | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lube
Lube: We've traveled many miles for vertical smiles.
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| 41 | Mr. Levenstein | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Levenstein
Mr. Levenstein: This is not a sex manual. It is a life manual. I've been married for 35 years, and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married for 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. Whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls it all comes down to this: If you're honest and treat a girl with respect then whatever happens is meant to happen because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon. So, use it for good, not evil.
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| 42 | Tongue Tornado | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Tongue Tornado
Sex act mentioned in the Bible.
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| 43 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Wall v2, The |
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| 44 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 45 | What type of sandwich does Bret Michaels... | Other | Trivia | Questions |
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What type of sandwich does Bret Michaels recommend having sex with to fight off loneliness on the road?
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Chicken Salad |
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Peanut Butter |
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Bologna |
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