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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Adventures of the Booby Watcher  | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
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Adventures of the Booby Watcher
Ronnie's comic book about himself.
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| 2 | Anne of Piss Gables  | BBB | Literature | Books-Joke |
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Anne of Piss Gables
The piss version of Anne of Green Gables - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 3 | The Battle Royale | BBB | Events | Sporting Events |
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The Battle Royale
The big war between all countries in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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| 4 | Beth | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Beth
Danny's girlfriend Beth is a lawyer.
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| 5 | Blue Valley Middle School | BBB | Education | Middle Schools |
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Blue Valley Middle School
School where Danny has his breakdown and drives the Minotaur truck onto the school horse statue.
 
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| 6 | The Burger Hole | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
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The Burger Hole
Burger joint across from the L.A.I.R.E. fields where the King eats before every battle. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.
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| 7 | Burning City Festival | BBB | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Burning City Festival
Wheeler's T-shirt.
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| 8 | Chip Monk Charlie's | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Chip Monk Charlie's
Role Models version of Chuck E. Cheese - where Danny and Wheeler take their littles. Home of Charlie, the chipmunk monk!
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| 9 | Coffee Xpress | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Coffee Xpress
Role Models version of Starbucks coffee shop, where Danny congratulates the barista for being stupid in three languages.
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| 10 | Davith of Glencracken | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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Davith of Glencracken
Davith sells insurance - gives Beth his card and tells her all about it.
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| 11 | Dr. I'm-full-of-shit | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. I'm-full-of-shit
Joke Sweeny makes when Danny and Wheeler arrive at her office - Well if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit. "Which one of us has the PHD?"
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| 12 | Grog & Ale Shoppe | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Grog & Ale Shoppe
Medieval shop seen at L.A.I.R.E.
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| 13 | Jack & Sons | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
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Jack & Sons
Towing service that tries to tow away the Minotaur truck at the middle school.
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| 14 | Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation | BBB | Organizations | Charities |
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Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation
Charity Minotaur donates money to keep kids off drugs.
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| 15 | L.A.I.R.E. | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
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L.A.I.R.E.
Live Action Interactive Role-Playing Explorers. Divided into countries fighting a never ending war to control the realm. A fantasy world where anything is possible.
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| 16 | Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks |
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Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink
Energy drink company where Danny and Wheeler work. "Taste the beast!", "Stay off drugs! Minotaur!", "Drugs bad. Energy drinks good", "Nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can", "By the way, this stuff's poison".
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| 17 | The Minotaur Mobile | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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The Minotaur Mobile
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| 18 | Morgan Elementary | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Morgan Elementary
The woman Wheeler meets at the party is a teacher from Morgan Elementary.
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| 19 | Packers | BBB | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Packers
Piss Bay Packers. The piss version of Green Bay Packers - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 20 | Piss | BBB | Music | Albums |
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Piss
The piss version of alternative rock band R.E.M.'s album Green - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
 
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| 21 | Piss Acres | BBB | Television | TV-Comedy |
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Piss Acres
The piss version of Green Acres - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 22 | Piss Beans | BBB | Food Products | Beans |
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Piss Beans
Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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| 23 | Piss Day | BBB | Music | Musicians-misc |
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Piss Day
The piss version of Green Day - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 24 | Piss Eggs and Ham | BBB | Literature | Books-Joke |
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Piss Eggs and Ham
The piss version of Green Eggs and Ham - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 25 | The Piss Lantern  | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
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The Piss Lantern
The piss version of Green Lantern comic book - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 26 | The Piss Mile | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Parodies |
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The Piss Mile
The piss version of Tom Hanks film The Green Mile - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 27 | Piss Party | BBB | Organizations | Political Parties |
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Piss Party
The piss version of Green Party - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 28 | Piss Tea | BBB | Beverage Products | Tea |
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Piss Tea
Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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| 29 | Pisspeace | BBB | Organizations | Nonprofit Organizations |
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Pisspeace
The piss version of Greenpeace - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
 
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| 30 | Renaissance Plus | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Renaissance Plus
Joke Davith makes at Burger Hole: Nice doublet. Where'd you get it - Renaissance Plus?
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| 31 | Steelers | BBB | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Steelers
Pissburgh Steelers. The piss version of Pittsburgh Steelers - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
 
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| 32 | Sturdy Wings | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
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Sturdy Wings
Community program like Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
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| 33 | The Tom Piss Show | BBB | Television | TV Shows-misc |
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The Tom Piss Show
The piss version of The Tom Green Show - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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| 34 | Vow of Silence Jalapeno Poppers | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Vow of Silence Jalapeno Poppers
Menu item at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
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| 35 | West La Taxi Co. | BBB | Transportation | Taxicabs |
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West La Taxi Co.
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| 36 | Westside Academy | BBB | Education | Primary Schools |
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Westside Academy
One of the schools that Danny and Wheeler visit to promote the Minotaur energy drink.
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| 37 | Whac-A-Monk | BBB | Toys | Arcade Games |
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Whac-A-Monk
Game at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 38 | Cacedonia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Cacedonia
Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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| 39 | Davithonia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Davithonia
Davith mentions he's been considering starting his own L.A.I.R.E. country.
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| 40 | Glencracken | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Glencracken
Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game. Where Davith is from.
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| 41 | Kiss-My-Anthia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Kiss-My-Anthia
The Kiss-themed imaginary kingdom the guys create after Augie gets kicked out of Xanthia.
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| 42 | Navalore | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Navalore
Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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| 43 | Ringor | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Ringor
Kuzzik's kingdom in L.A.I.R.E.: Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik, fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor.
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| 44 | Xanthia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Xanthia
Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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| OTHER |
| 45 | Danny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Danny
Danny (peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur): This is like David Banner's piss when he gets mad.
 
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| 46 | Mixed Piss Salad | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Mixed Piss Salad
Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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| 47 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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 | | #f15d29 | #aa8805 | #f9ad02 |
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| 48 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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 | | #5386ff | #010184 | #712833 |
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| 49 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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 | | #1d4370 | #777777 | #6084ce |
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| 50 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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 | | #16151a | #a63727 | #d5b37c |
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| 51 | Wheeler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wheeler
Wheeler (peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur): This piss would kill Superman.
 
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| 52 | Whispering Eye | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Whispering Eye
Augie's nickname for the vagina.
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