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1 | Adventures of the Booby Watcher | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Adventures of the Booby Watcher Ronnie's comic book about himself.
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2 | Anne of Piss Gables | BBB | Literature | Books-Joke |
| Anne of Piss Gables The piss version of Anne of Green Gables - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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3 | The Battle Royale | BBB | Events | Sporting Events |
| The Battle Royale The big war between all countries in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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4 | Beth | BBB | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
| Beth Danny's girlfriend Beth is a lawyer.
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5 | Blue Valley Middle School | BBB | Education | Middle Schools |
| Blue Valley Middle School School where Danny has his breakdown and drives the Minotaur truck onto the school horse statue.
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6 | The Burger Hole | BBB | Dining | Burger Joints |
| The Burger Hole Burger joint across from the L.A.I.R.E. fields where the King eats before every battle. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.
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7 | Burning City Festival | BBB | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| Burning City Festival Wheeler's T-shirt.
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8 | Chip Monk Charlie's | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
| Chip Monk Charlie's Role Models version of Chuck E. Cheese - where Danny and Wheeler take their littles. Home of Charlie, the chipmunk monk!
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9 | Coffee Xpress | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
| Coffee Xpress Role Models version of Starbucks coffee shop, where Danny congratulates the barista for being stupid in three languages.
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10 | Davith of Glencracken | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
| Davith of Glencracken Davith sells insurance - gives Beth his card and tells her all about it.
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11 | Dr. I'm-full-of-shit | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Dr. I'm-full-of-shit Joke Sweeny makes when Danny and Wheeler arrive at her office - Well if it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit. "Which one of us has the PHD?"
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12 | Grog & Ale Shoppe | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
| Grog & Ale Shoppe Medieval shop seen at L.A.I.R.E.
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13 | Jack & Sons | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
| Jack & Sons Towing service that tries to tow away the Minotaur truck at the middle school.
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14 | Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation | BBB | Organizations | Charities |
| Keep Kids Off Drugs Foundation Charity Minotaur donates money to keep kids off drugs.
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15 | L.A.I.R.E. | BBB | Amusement | Amusement Parks |
| L.A.I.R.E. Live Action Interactive Role-Playing Explorers. Divided into countries fighting a never ending war to control the realm. A fantasy world where anything is possible.
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16 | Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks |
| Minotaur Extreme Green Energy Drink Energy drink company where Danny and Wheeler work. "Taste the beast!", "Stay off drugs! Minotaur!", "Drugs bad. Energy drinks good", "Nuclear horse piss for six bucks a can", "By the way, this stuff's poison".
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17 | The Minotaur Mobile | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
| The Minotaur Mobile
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18 | Morgan Elementary | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
| Morgan Elementary The woman Wheeler meets at the party is a teacher from Morgan Elementary.
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19 | Packers | BBB | Sports | Sports Teams |
| Packers Piss Bay Packers. The piss version of Green Bay Packers - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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20 | Piss | BBB | Music | Albums |
| Piss The piss version of alternative rock band R.E.M.'s album Green - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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21 | Piss Acres | BBB | Television | TV-Comedy |
| Piss Acres The piss version of Green Acres - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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22 | Piss Beans | BBB | Food Products | Beans |
| Piss Beans Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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23 | Piss Day | BBB | Music | Musicians-misc |
| Piss Day The piss version of Green Day - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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24 | Piss Eggs and Ham | BBB | Literature | Books-Joke |
| Piss Eggs and Ham The piss version of Green Eggs and Ham - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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25 | The Piss Lantern | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| The Piss Lantern The piss version of Green Lantern comic book - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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26 | The Piss Mile | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Parodies |
| The Piss Mile The piss version of Tom Hanks film The Green Mile - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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27 | Piss Party | BBB | Organizations | Political Parties |
| Piss Party The piss version of Green Party - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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28 | Piss Tea | BBB | Beverage Products | Tea |
| Piss Tea Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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29 | Pisspeace | BBB | Organizations | Nonprofit Organizations |
| Pisspeace The piss version of Greenpeace - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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30 | Renaissance Plus | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
| Renaissance Plus Joke Davith makes at Burger Hole: Nice doublet. Where'd you get it - Renaissance Plus?
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31 | Steelers | BBB | Sports | Sports Teams |
| Steelers Pissburgh Steelers. The piss version of Pittsburgh Steelers - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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32 | Sturdy Wings | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
| Sturdy Wings Community program like Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
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33 | The Tom Piss Show | BBB | Television | TV Shows-misc |
| The Tom Piss Show The piss version of The Tom Green Show - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss".
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34 | Vow of Silence Jalapeno Poppers | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
| Vow of Silence Jalapeno Poppers Menu item at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
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35 | West La Taxi Co. | BBB | Transportation | Taxicabs |
| West La Taxi Co.
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36 | Westside Academy | BBB | Education | Primary Schools |
| Westside Academy One of the schools that Danny and Wheeler visit to promote the Minotaur energy drink.
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37 | Whac-A-Monk | BBB | Toys | Arcade Games |
| Whac-A-Monk Game at Chipmonk Charlie's restaurant.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
38 | Cacedonia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Cacedonia Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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39 | Davithonia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Davithonia Davith mentions he's been considering starting his own L.A.I.R.E. country.
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40 | Glencracken | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Glencracken Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game. Where Davith is from.
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41 | Kiss-My-Anthia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Kiss-My-Anthia The Kiss-themed imaginary kingdom the guys create after Augie gets kicked out of Xanthia.
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42 | Navalore | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Navalore Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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43 | Ringor | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Ringor Kuzzik's kingdom in L.A.I.R.E.: Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik, fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor.
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44 | Xanthia | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
| Xanthia Imaginary kingdom in Augie's L.A.I.R.E. game.
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45 | Danny | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Danny Danny (peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur): This is like David Banner's piss when he gets mad.
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46 | Mixed Piss Salad | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Mixed Piss Salad Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss": I'm starving. I want to go for a mixed piss salad, maybe get a side of piss beans and have a glass of piss tea.
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47 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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| #f15d29 | #aa8805 | #f9ad02 |
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48 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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| #5386ff | #010184 | #712833 |
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49 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| #1d4370 | #777777 | #6084ce |
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50 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| #16151a | #a63727 | #d5b37c |
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51 | Wheeler | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Wheeler Wheeler (peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur): This piss would kill Superman.
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52 | Whispering Eye | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
| Whispering Eye Augie's nickname for the vagina.
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