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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | BNL  | BBB | Cinema | TV Stations |
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BNL
TV news network, named for music band Barenaked Ladies.
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| 2 | Channel 12 | BBB | Television | TV-News |
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Channel 12
Microphone at press conference.
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| 3 | Channel 5 | BBB | Television | TV-News |
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Channel 5
Microphone at press conference.
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| 4 | Dr. Flanagan | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Flanagan
Doctor called to the O.R. when the guys go to get their "physicals".
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| 5 | Dr. Marquis | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Marquis
Doctor called to the psychiatric ward when the guys go to get their "physicals".
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| 6 | KPRQ 4 | BBB | Television | TV-News |
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KPRQ 4
Local news in Milford, Texas.
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| 7 | Mama Gigante | BBB | Toys | Fireworks |
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Mama Gigante
Herman and Woody's firework that brings down The Antarian Federation's craft carrying the Suit of Power.
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| 8 | Meercats | BBB | Sports | School Mascots |
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Meercats
Ruby Lake High School mascot.
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| 9 | Merge | BBB | Television | TV-News |
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Merge
Channel M - Merge news station.
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| 10 | Mustangs | BBB | Sports | School Mascots |
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Mustangs
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| 11 | National News with Ron Oliveira | BBB | Television | TV-News Shows |
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National News with Ron Oliveira
TV news program reporting on Lazer Team.
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| 12 | Ruby Lake High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Ruby Lake High School
Milford High School rival.
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| 13 | Suit of Power | BBB | Apparel | Body Armor |
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Suit of Power
The Antarian Federation sends the Suit of Power to Earth for its champion, including the Particle Acceleration Gauntlet, Repulsor Defensive Gauntlet, Positronic Helmet and Quantum Boots.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 14 | July 24, 1979 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
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July 24, 1979
Anthony Hagan born.
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| 15 | October 31, 1979 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
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October 31, 1979
Herman Mendoza born.
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| 16 | October 1, 1987 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates |
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October 1, 1987
Subject Adam born, original intended recipient of The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.
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| 17 | May 16, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Birth Dates |
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May 16, 1995
Woodrow Johnson born.
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| 18 | March 16, 1996 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Birth Dates |
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March 16, 1996
Zachary Spencer born.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 19 | Milford Stadium | Map | Structures | Stadiums |
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Milford Stadium
Football stadium in Milford, Texas.
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| 20 | Record | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
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Record
Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth.
Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording.
Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record.
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| 21 | Ruby Lake | Map | Water | Lakes |
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Ruby Lake
Lake near Milford, Texas where Hagan breaks up a teeage party.
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| OTHER |
| 22 | Deputy Hagan, Franksen & Soldiers  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deputy Hagan, Franksen & Soldiers
Deputy Hagan: All right, I need to see some IDs now.
Soldier: Or what - you gonna hit us with one of those lightsabers?
Franksen: Hey, we're not the droids you're looking for.
Soldier: Shut up, Franksen.
Deputy Hagan: All right, that's it. Everybody out of the vehicle.
Soldier: Peace out, Boba Fett.
Soldier: Live long and prosper, baby!
Deputy Hagan: It's not even the right movie, moron.
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| 23 | Herman | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Herman
Herman: My balls just went numb.
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| 24 | Herman's old high school football nickna... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Herman's old high school football nickname.
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Milford Monster |
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Latin Laser |
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Texas Tornado |
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| 25 | Mindy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mindy
Mindy: What a dick.
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| 26 | Mindy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mindy
Mindy: Give it to me! Give it to me now!
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| 27 | Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: My calculations show that, scientifically, we're screwed.
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| 28 | Project Pegasus | Other | Plans | Projects |
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Project Pegasus
U.S. military's next project - to send Lazer Team to outer space: But make no mistake, we won the battle but the war has not ended. From today, we will bring the fight to them. I have asked the President for his immediate approval to begin Project Pegasus.
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| 29 | Project Perseus | Other | Plans | Projects |
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Project Perseus
U.S. military project to prepare a champion to defend Earth using The Antarian Federation's Suit of Power.
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| 30 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Solo |
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| 31 | Woody & Hagan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Woody & Hagan
Woody: Greetings to you, gross alien, whose planet I don't know the name of. We are Earthlings, from planet Earth.
Hagan: Woody, you're talking to a recording.
Woody: Oh, right. Greetings recording, from the planet Record.
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| 32 | Worg | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Worg
Worg: We are Worg. We are your destruction.
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| 33 | Zach | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zach
Zach: You like it rough, huh? Too rough! Too rough!
 
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