TV Series 2021. Created by Chris Sheridan. Starring Alan Tudyk, Sara Tomko, Corey Reynolds, Alice Wetterlund, Levi Fiehler and Judah Prehn.
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1102.6 BBBRadioRadio Stations

102.6
D'arcy calls the local radio station, requesting a Breeders song be played for Asta.

216 KVKC BBBVideoTV-News

16 KVKC
Local TV news.

3The 59 BBBDiningDiners

The 59
Diner in Patience, Colorado - named after an event in 1884, in which 59 miners died entering a compromised mine to save one missing miner.



4Abelard Books BBBRetailBookstores

Abelard Books
"Used & Rare Books". Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.

5Agua Dulce BBBDiningSnack Bars

Agua Dulce
Refreshment counter at the UFO convention in Dulce, New Mexico.

6The Alien Tracker BBBMediaPodcasts

The Alien Tracker
Peter Bach's podcast.

7Al's BBBServicesRepair Services

Al's
Refrigerator - and glass - repairman in Harry's theoretical scenario about fighting the Grey alien.

8Antonio's BBBDiningRestaurants-Italian

Antonio's
Restaurant that researchers Wendy and Gary discuss moments before Gary is killed in his lab.

9Bark's Pet Shop BBBPetsPet Stores

Bark's Pet Shop
Harry's new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather frees all the captive birds.

10Bayview Framing & ArtBBBHome FurnishingHome Furnishing Stores

Bayview Framing & Art
Store in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.

11Bird Boner BBBLiteraturePoetry

Bird Boner
Poem Harry writes about his new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather.

12Blackjack BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Blackjack
Bar that Asta's mother mentions when she takes a phone call during their meeting.

13Cafe Des Artistes BBBDiningCoffeehouses

Cafe Des Artistes
Coffee shop in New York where Harry gets pie.

14Candy Bears BBBFoodCandy

Candy Bears
Gummy bear brand - box where Max hid a piece of Harry's tech, until government agent Lisa Casper finds it and steals it.



15Capt'n Salty Sourdough Pretzels BBBFoodChips and Crackers

Capt'n Salty Sourdough Pretzels
Single serving pretzel bag in vending machine from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.

16Chez Laurent BBBDiningRestaurants-French

Chez Laurent
Fancy restaurant from multiple episodes.

17Childers Military Academy BBBEducationMilitary Schools

Childers Military Academy
School listed on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.



18The Copper Ridge Motel BBBTravelMotels

The Copper Ridge Motel
Shitty motel on the edge of town. One of the top three places to plant a body in town, according to D'arcy. Harry, Asta and D'arcy dump the body of the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed in the hot tub.

19Crest Ridge Ski Report BBBTravelLodging-misc

Crest Ridge Ski Report
D'arcy competes in a ski competition.

20Darvell Gallery BBBArtsArt Galleries

Darvell Gallery
Art gallery in New York.



21Demelio's Pizzeria BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Demelio's Pizzeria
Pizzeria on East 3rd Street in New York.

22The Donnelly Institute BBBResearch InstitutesInstitutes

The Donnelly Institute
Special school in Georgia where Harry recommends Max's parents send him.



23Dr. Ethan Stone BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Ethan Stone
New full time doctor that replaces Harry at the Patience Health Clinic.

24Dr. McNinja BBBLiteratureComic Books

Dr. McNinja
Comic book that Max mentions to Sahar.

25Dr. Smallwood BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Smallwood
New doctor at the Patience Health Clinic.

26The Galvan/Powell Group BBBCompaniesCompanies-misc

The Galvan/Powell Group
Multinational conglomerate. The human Harry Vanderspeigle and Sam Hodges were in some deal with this firm, having received what Galvan/Powell described as a donation for the Patience Health Clinic.

27The Gardening Circle BBBRetailFlower Shops

The Gardening Circle
Local gardening supply store visible in background.

28GD Accounting Services BBBFinancial CompaniesAccounting Services

GD Accounting Services
Accountant on Main Street in Patience, Colorado.

29Gentle Past Thrift BBBRetailDiscount Stores

Gentle Past Thrift
Store on Main Street in Patience, Colorado.

30Goliath BBBLiteratureBooks-Art

Goliath
Harry receives a package from the Darvell Gallery containing a book of Goliath's artwork intended for his offspring.



31Grady Mountain Resort BBBTravelLodging-misc

Grady Mountain Resort
Future resort that Ben is working on bringing to Patience.



32Greensoul Properties BBBCompaniesDevelopment Companies

Greensoul Properties
Development company behind the future resort in Patience.

33Harry Vanderspeigle BBBHealthcareDoctors

Harry Vanderspeigle
The alien kills a local resident, a doctor named Harry Vanderspeigle and assumes his identity.

34Inniswell Insurance BBBFinancial CompaniesInsurance Services

Inniswell Insurance
Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.

35Jenkins RestaurantBBBDiningRestaurants-misc

Jenkins Restaurant
Restaurant next door to Town Hall in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.

36Jeremiah Weed BBBBeverage ProductsAlcohol

Jeremiah Weed
General Eleanor Wright orders Jeremiah Weed at D'arcy's bar, what looks like whiskey.

37Jessup Police BBBLegal AidPolice Departments

Jessup Police
Local police in Jessup, Colorado.

38Joe's Diner BBBDiningDiners

Joe's Diner
Asta's father's diner in Patience, Colorado.



39KnowZip BBBMediaWebsites

KnowZip
Internet search engine.

40KPRJ Radio BBBRadioRadio Stations

KPRJ Radio
Joke D'arcy makes on the boat.

41Ladysmith Trading Co.BBBRetailStores-misc

Ladysmith Trading Co.
Store in Patience, Colorado.

42Ladysmith Trading Co. Ltd. BBBRetailStores-misc

Ladysmith Trading Co. Ltd.
General store in Patience, Colorado.

43Lo Gas BBBRetailGas Stations

Lo Gas
Gas station from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.

44Love Never Goes Away BBBPerforming ArtsSongs

Love Never Goes Away
Song Harry sings about his new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather.

45Maier Portable Supreme BBBHome FurnishingBathroom Furnishings

Maier Portable Supreme
Portable toilet. Harry shops for a toilet for his new bunker.

46Mama Sap's Pizza BBBDiningPizza Parlors

Mama Sap's Pizza
Traditional Neopolitan wood-fired pizza parlor in Patience, Colorado.



47Maps of Mesopotamia BBBLiteratureBooks-History

Maps of Mesopotamia
One of the books that Logan pulls out when he recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.

48Mayo Kennedy Realty BBBServicesRealty Services

Mayo Kennedy Realty
Realty service in Patience, Colorado.

49McNally's General Store BBBRetailStores-misc

McNally's General Store
General store in Patience, Colorado where Harry buys a lock for his freezer where he's keeping a body.



50Mount Taco BBBDiningRestaurants-Mexican

Mount Taco
Restaurant that researchers Wendy and Gary discuss moments before Gary is killed in his lab.

51Mountain Sky Express BBBTravelBus Lines

Mountain Sky Express
Bus that Dr. Vanderspeigle's daughter takes when she leaves town.

52Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream BBBDiningIce Cream Parlors

Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream
Coupon for a free sundae in Harry's bag of money.

53New Mexico Science Center BBBEntertainmentMuseums

New Mexico Science Center
Harry mentions another UFO convention called UFO CON at the New Mexico Science Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico - "New Mexico's Biggest Event".

54New Mexico Tech BBBEducationHigher Education

New Mexico Tech
Harry seduces Kate's cousin Carlyn, a laser physicist lab at New Mexico Tech in order to be able steal a key component to complete his commmunication device.

55New York Mirror BBBMediaNewspapers-misc

New York Mirror
Newspaper headline outside the Cafe Des Artistes coffee shop in New York where Harry gets pie: WORLD'S BEST PIE.

56The Otter's Den BBBRetailGift Shops

The Otter's Den
Gift shop in Patience, Colorado.

57Patience County Electrical Company BBBCompaniesEnergy Companies

Patience County Electrical Company
Bill that Harry receives.



58Patience County Sheriff's Department BBBLegal AidPolice Departments

Patience County Sheriff's Department
Local police department in Patience, Colorado, featuring Big Black and Deputy Liv.



59Patience Grocery Mart BBBFoodGrocery Stores

Patience Grocery Mart
Grocery store. "Organic Produce". Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.

60Patience Health Clinic BBBHealthcareHospitals

Patience Health Clinic
When the town doctor dies, Harry - assuming the identity of local resident Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle - becomes the new town doctor.

61Patience Mine Co. BBBCompaniesMining

Patience Mine Co.
Company name over the abandoned mine in Patience. In 1884, the local mine caved in. When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped. 59 men went back in to the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him. 59 died to save one.



62Patience Murder Tour BBBTravelTours

Patience Murder Tour
Judy Cooper launches a paid tour service through the town of Patience.

63Patience Natural Gas Company BBBCompaniesEnergy Companies

Patience Natural Gas Company
Bill that Harry receives.



64Patience Outfitter BBBRetailSporting Goods Stores

Patience Outfitter
Local sporting goods store in Patience, Colorado. "Ski Supplies, Hiking & Camping, Ski Rentals, Trail Bikes, Climbing Gear, Paddling, Game Room, Ski Supplies, Hunting Supplies"

65The Patience Post BBBMediaNewspapers-misc

The Patience Post
Local newspaper in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.

66PCS BBBEducationHigh Schools

PCS
Local high school in Patience, Colorado.

67Peat's Classic Potato Chips BBBFoodChips and Crackers

Peat's Classic Potato Chips
Single serving potato chip bag in vending machine from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.

68Pester Realty BBBServicesRealty Services

Pester Realty
Realty service in Patience, Colorado.

69The Pharmacist BBBServicesDrug Dealers

The Pharmacist
When Sheriff Mike Thompson and Deputy Liv Baker investigate the stolen prescription pad, Liv finds out that the person using it to deal drugs is called The Pharmacist.

70The Pussycat Wore a Teddy BBBLiteratureBooks-Fiction

The Pussycat Wore a Teddy
Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.

71Roy's Gym BBBPersonal CareFitness Centers

Roy's Gym
Local gym in Patience, Colorado.

72Sam Hodges, M.D.BBBHealthcareDoctors

Sam Hodges, M.D.
Doctor at the Patience Health Clinic that dies, prompting the Sheriff to enlist the assistance of local resident Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle.

73SandcastleBBBEntertainmentBowling Alleys

Sandcastle
Bowling alley in Patience, Colorado.

74Smart Lab Computers BBBRetailElectronics Stores

Smart Lab Computers
Electronics store in Patience, Colorado.

75Sometimes It's Not a Cigar BBBLiteratureBooks-Science

Sometimes It's Not a Cigar
One of the books that Logan pulls out when he recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.

76St. Helen's Hospital BBBHealthcareHospitals

St. Helen's Hospital
Hospital in New York where Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle used to work. Deputy Liv discovers that Dr. Vanderspeigle was disciplined after being found in a lab he wasn't supposed to be in.

77Sullivan Gravel Co. BBBCompaniesConstruction Companies

Sullivan Gravel Co.
Construction company that serves as the cover for the Grey aliens initiative at Yellowstone National Park.

78Sweet Ridge Credit UnionBBBFinancial CompaniesCredit Unions

Sweet Ridge Credit Union
Bank in Patience, Colorado.

79Take the Bunny and Run BBBLiteratureBooks-Fiction

Take the Bunny and Run
Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.

80A Taste of the Orient BBBDiningRestaurants-Asian

A Taste of the Orient
Asian restaurant in Patience, Colorado.

81Top Drawer Boutique BBBApparelClothing Stores

Top Drawer Boutique
Clothing store in Patience.

82Trixian Saliva Bed BBBHome FurnishingFurniture

Trixian Saliva Bed
Bed that Harry mentions: It is the human bed... so primitive. I miss my Trixian saliva bed.

83The Unfriendly Badger Bar & Grill BBBDiningBar and Grills

The Unfriendly Badger Bar & Grill
Bar & grill in New Mexico.



84Valley Springs Dry Cleaning BBBMaintenanceLaundry Services

Valley Springs Dry Cleaning
Local dry cleaner in Patience, Colorado.

85The Whirly Bird BBBLiteratureBooks-Fiction

The Whirly Bird
Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.

86White Space LivingBBBHome FurnishingFurniture Stores

White Space Living
Furniture store in Patience, Colorado.

87The Yacht BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Yacht
One of the girls' old station wagons that D'arcy mentions at Girls' Night.

88Yellowstone Hotel BBBTravelHotels

Yellowstone Hotel
Hotel where the Hawthornes stay when they visit Yellowstone National Park.

89Yellowstone: Welcome to Wyoming BBBLiteratureBooks-Travel

Yellowstone: Welcome to Wyoming
Travel book.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE
90January 17, 1884 Dates19th Century and earlierEvents

January 17, 1884
In 1884, the local mine caved in. When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped. 59 men went back in to the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him. 59 died to save one.



91January 18, 1971 Dates20th Century: 70sBirth Dates

January 18, 1971
Date of Birth on Dr. Harry Vanderspiegel's driving record.



92June 21, 2001 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

June 21, 2001
Date of graduation from Childers Military Academy on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.



93September 7, 2004 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

September 7, 2004
Date of Previous Enlistment on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.



94May 14, 2008 Dates21st Century: 00sEvents

May 14, 2008
Date wounded in battle on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.



95March 26, 2020 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

March 26, 2020
Harry and Asta attend a UFO convention in Dulce, New Mexico, where Harry finds the alien tech he's looking for in a podcaster called The Alien Tracker. D'arcy breaks into Harry's basement, discovering the body of the real Harry in the freezer.



96March 27, 2020 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

March 27, 2020
Government agents follow Max, believing he will lead them to the alien. Max and Sahar attach Max's mother's phone to their vehicle to track them. Harry presses the button on his device that will destroy all humans on Earth and heads for his spaceship, where Asta convinces him to spare humanity. Harry departs Earth.



97September 7, 2021 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

September 7, 2021
Harry and Asta travel back from New York on a train, since they can't fly with Goliath's egg.



98September 8, 2021 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

September 8, 2021
Ben throws a surprise party for Harry at his cabin.



99September 9, 2021 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

September 9, 2021
The day after Harry's surprise party - Harry informs Ben he does in fact want the town doctor job in order to be able to perform the autopsy on the body of the gunshot victim found in the Copper Ridge Motel hot tub - the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed.



100September 10, 2021 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

September 10, 2021
Date of Coroner Report. Harry conducts the autopsy on the body of the gunshot victim found in The Copper Ridge Motel hot tub - the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed.



101October 31, 2021 Dates21st Century: 20sEvents

October 31, 2021
Halloween. Max dresses as Frankenstein at school, and the Men in Black steal the alien baby, RV and all.



MAKE BELIEVE MAP
102Atlantis MapGeographic AreasIslands

Atlantis
Harry: Too many people. The last island that had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well.

103Bear Lake Terrace MapUrban AreasCommunities

Bear Lake Terrace
Housing development site that gets shut down when Native American artifacts are found - D'arcy's archeologist boyfriend takes her out to the site.

104Braddock MapUrban AreasCities-Colorado

Braddock
City in Colorado where whe police that visit Liv's house looking for the Alien Tracker's missing van claim to be from.

105Cedar Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Cedar Street
Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.



106Cove Road MapTransit RoutesStreets-Roads

Cove Road
Harry's address. Mentioned when Sheriff Mike and Deputy Liv pose as a married couple meeting with the realtor that listed Dr. Vanderspeigle's cabin previously.

107Farmington 5 MapStructuresMilitary Bases

Farmington 5
General Eleanor Wright orders everything to be moved to Farmington 5 following Harry's infiltration.

108The Great Ice Wind Desert MapNatureNatural Areas

The Great Ice Wind Desert
Natural area on Harry's home planet.



109Hawthorne Creek MapWaterCreeks

Hawthorne Creek
Creek in Patience, Colorado. Fishing spot. The Galvan/Powell Group covered up poisoning the water with heavy metals.

110Jessup MapUrban AreasCities-Colorado

Jessup
Town in Colorado near Patience.

111Lesser Antares MapOuter SpacePlanets

Lesser Antares
Planet that Heather mentions: Guess I can say goodbye to my timeshare on Lesser Antares.

112Lookout Road MapTransit RoutesStreets-Roads

Lookout Road
Harry's address on the package from the Darvell Gallery.



113Main StreetMapTransit RoutesStreets

Main Street
Street in Patience, Colorado.

114Memorial Patience Field MapStructuresSports Fields

Memorial Patience Field
Baseball field in Patience, Colorado.

115Mountain Way MapTransit RoutesStreets-Ways

Mountain Way
Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.



116Murder Town MapUrban AreasCities-Joke

Murder Town
Ben: Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.

117Old Barrett Bridge MapTransit RoutesBridges

Old Barrett Bridge
Citizens raise concern at Ben's meeting - If they widen the road for the increased traffic the new resort brings in, the first thing that's gonna go is Old Barrett Bridge.

118Old Mill Road MapTransit RoutesStreets-Roads

Old Mill Road
Where Jessup Detective Lena finds Vincent Grillo's wallet - Old Mill Road near Ridgeview.

119Patience MapUrban AreasCities-Colorado

Patience
Town in Colorado where Harry the alien lives after his spaceship crashes and he loses part of his extinction event device. "The middle of nowhere. Nobody in their right mind would live here - unless they have something to hide."

120Patience County, ColoradoMapGeographic AreasCounties

Patience County, Colorado
Setting.

121Quimbaya MapUrban AreasCommunities

Quimbaya
Logan recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.

122Ridgeview MapTransit RoutesStreets-misc

Ridgeview
Where Jessup Detective Lena finds Vincent Grillo's wallet - Old Mill Road near Ridgeview.

123Sheep's Meadow MapNatureNatural Areas

Sheep's Meadow
Local natural area. Mentioned.

124Spring Street MapTransit RoutesStreets

Spring Street
Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.



125Town HallMapStructuresBuildings

Town Hall
Building in Patience, home of the Sheriff's Department.

126View Road MapTransit RoutesStreets-Roads

View Road
Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.



127Washington Way MapTransit RoutesStreets-Ways

Washington Way
Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.



128Willowbrook Avenue MapTransit RoutesStreets-Avenues

Willowbrook Avenue
Dan Twelvetrees' address in Patience, Colorado. Asta finds a returned letter from Dan to Asta's mother - Mary-Ellen Taylor in El Prado, New Mexico.

OTHER
129Asta Twelvetrees & Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Asta Twelvetrees & Harry
Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.


130Ben OtherQuotesQuotes

Ben
Ben: Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.

131Ben OtherQuotesQuotes

Ben
Ben: He said I had Superman's jawline.

132Ben Cakes OtherRecipesRecipes-Breakfast

Ben Cakes
Ben's pancakes with a secret twist. The secret ingredient is brown sugar.

133Colorado Fever OtherMedical ConditionsConditions

Colorado Fever
Harry drugs his wife so that he can go look for his device, telling her she is experiencing symptoms of Colorado Fever.

134The Darling Project OtherPlansProjects

The Darling Project
U.S. government project.

135Deputy Liv Baker OtherQuotesQuotes

Deputy Liv Baker
Deputy Liv Baker: Wasn't yesterday great? It's like we're Batman and Robin. Ka-Pow! Boof! Of course, you were Batman.

136Dog's name that Sahar walks as part of h... OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Dog's name that Sahar walks as part of her dog-walking service - and Harry takes hostage.
Murphy
Phil
Corky


137D'Arcy OtherQuotesQuotes

D'Arcy
D'Arcy: I just saved the world with a banana - how was your day?

138Gerard OtherQuotesQuotes

Gerard
Gerard: Thank you for doing this for me. Thank you Harry.

139Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying.

140Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips or hot dogs would cure.

141Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Once I activate my device and fry every human being on Earth, I can fly home.

142Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement.

143Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.

144Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: I'll say one thing about whiskey - it's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.

145Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to kill you.

146Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race after all. Unfortunately for them, it's too late. It's only a matter of time before I find the rest of my device. And when I do, I can finally complete my mission, and kill them all. Every single one of them.

147Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Yeah, this is some bullshit.

148Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings: Life doesn't ever go as planned.

149Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Okay, I see your problem - you sat on an earring.

150Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Concerning your breath - did you just eat a dead rodent?

151Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Your underwear is arousing me sexually. Let me. Buy you a beer, uh, woman that I just met.

152Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: There are no monsters. Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.

153Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Too many people. The last island that had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well.

154Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: My friend told me I should not run away from death. Killing you is not running away. Goodbye Gerard.

155Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Am I beginning to care about all humans. What kind of monster have I become?

156Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: Heroes work alone. The General may have provided me with the equipment, but I am doing all the work, so I am the real hero. Just like the most famous alien hero, Superman.

157Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: I used to prefer working alone. But as a human, you're never really alone. Every decision you make affects other people. Maybe that's why humans struggle with difficult decisions all the time. Some are small and affect only a few. Other decisions are so big they affect the entire planet. I knew what I was doing when I told Asta to date Joseph. I was making the decision that the Earth is more important than any one person. But what if that one person feels more important than anything? What if you love them so much, you will choose what is best for them over what is best for an entire planet? If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.

158Harry OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry
Harry: The problem with working as a team is sometimes other people can hold you back. But all the best superheroes have sidekicks. Even Superman has Lois Lane. If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.

159Harry, D'arcy & Asta OtherQuotesQuotes

Harry, D'arcy & Asta
Harry: I have to urinate.
D'arcy (imitating Harry): I need to urinate. (speaking normally) Why do you sound like C-3PO? Just say you have to pee.
Harry: I have to pee... 3PO
Asta: Wow, that was good.
D'arcy: All right, you gotta whiz, we got it.


160Ice Hornet OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Ice Hornet
Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.


161Moldar OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Moldar
Alien animal that Harry mentions - apparently the skin is used for clothing. Harry sings the advertising jingle: Try and rip it - you cannot.

162Note on Liv's car OtherQuotesQuotes

Note on Liv's car
Note on Liv's car: Patience isn't safe with Deputy "Beam Me Up" Baker in charge!

163Patience Family Day OtherEventsFairs and Festivals

Patience Family Day
Holiday festival in Patience, Colorado. The theme this year is: "Remember When". Mayor Ben spends 8% of the town's budget on the children's play about the 59.

164Sahar OtherQuotesQuotes

Sahar
Sahar: You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow.

165Sheriff Mike Thompson OtherQuotesQuotes

Sheriff Mike Thompson
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt this little stroll down Who Gives a Shit Lane, but is there something you want to say to me, Deputy?

166Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker OtherQuotesQuotes

Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker
Mike: Listen, Deputy, if I have taught you one thing, it's that this job is all about control.
Liv: Really?
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Liv: And you're a master of control?
Mike: Well, I mean, more of a Jedi, but I'm working towards master.
Liv: Wow. Well, guess who this is from, Jedi?
Mike: Ooh! Okay. Uh, in my defense, I was drunk, and and she smelled like vanilla. I don't mean vanilla perfume. I mean, like a damn cake, and it just caught me off guard, and I was so hungry.


167Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker OtherQuotesQuotes

Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker
Mike: You saying we could be facing a super villain?
Liv: Um, no, I was not.
Mike: Okay, 'cause I can't be facing a super villain, not while I'm trying to figure out what happened to my best deputy.


168Sheriff Mike's former partner's dog's na... OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Sheriff Mike's former partner's dog's name.
Enos
Rosco
Cletus


169Snow Bee OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Snow Bee
Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you?
Harry: Bee sting.
Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier.
Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.


170Springers OtherSportsBaseball Teams

Springers
Baseball team that plays in Patience Memorial Field.

171The closest thing to Harry's people on E... OtherTriviaQuestions

The closest thing to Harry's people on Earth.
Crabs
Dolphins
Octopuses


172UFO Con OtherEventsConventions and Seminars

UFO Con
Harry mentions another UFO convention called UFO CON at the New Mexico Science Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico - "New Mexico's Biggest Event".

173Untitled OtherThemesMouth of Madness


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174Untitled OtherThemesPleasantville


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175What comic book does Harry read when he ... OtherTriviaQuestions

What comic book does Harry read when he sneaks into Max's room in the middle of the night?
Men in Black
Thor
Hellboy


176What is Sheriff Mike Thompson's dog's na...OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

What is Sheriff Mike Thompson's dog's name?
Rosco
Cletus
Cooter


177Wolves OtherSportsSchool Mascots

Wolves
PCS High School mascot.




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