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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | 102.6 | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations |
| 102.6 D'arcy calls the local radio station, requesting a Breeders song be played for Asta.
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2 | 16 KVKC | BBB | Video | TV-News |
| 16 KVKC Local TV news.
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3 | The 59 | BBB | Dining | Diners |
| The 59 Diner in Patience, Colorado - named after an event in 1884, in which 59 miners died entering a compromised mine to save one missing miner.
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4 | Abelard Books | BBB | Retail | Bookstores |
| Abelard Books "Used & Rare Books". Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.
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5 | Agua Dulce | BBB | Dining | Snack Bars |
| Agua Dulce Refreshment counter at the UFO convention in Dulce, New Mexico.
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6 | The Alien Tracker | BBB | Media | Podcasts |
| The Alien Tracker Peter Bach's podcast.
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7 | Al's | BBB | Services | Repair Services |
| Al's Refrigerator - and glass - repairman in Harry's theoretical scenario about fighting the Grey alien.
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8 | Antonio's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
| Antonio's Restaurant that researchers Wendy and Gary discuss moments before Gary is killed in his lab.
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9 | Bark's Pet Shop | BBB | Pets | Pet Stores |
| Bark's Pet Shop Harry's new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather frees all the captive birds.
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10 | Bayview Framing & Art | BBB | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
| Bayview Framing & Art Store in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.
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11 | Bird Boner | BBB | Literature | Poetry |
| Bird Boner Poem Harry writes about his new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather.
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12 | Blackjack | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
| Blackjack Bar that Asta's mother mentions when she takes a phone call during their meeting.
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13 | Cafe Des Artistes | BBB | Dining | Coffeehouses |
| Cafe Des Artistes Coffee shop in New York where Harry gets pie.
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14 | Candy Bears | BBB | Food | Candy |
| Candy Bears Gummy bear brand - box where Max hid a piece of Harry's tech, until government agent Lisa Casper finds it and steals it.
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15 | Capt'n Salty Sourdough Pretzels | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
| Capt'n Salty Sourdough Pretzels Single serving pretzel bag in vending machine from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.
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16 | Chez Laurent | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-French |
| Chez Laurent Fancy restaurant from multiple episodes.
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17 | Childers Military Academy | BBB | Education | Military Schools |
| Childers Military Academy School listed on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.
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18 | The Copper Ridge Motel | BBB | Travel | Motels |
| The Copper Ridge Motel Shitty motel on the edge of town. One of the top three places to plant a body in town, according to D'arcy. Harry, Asta and D'arcy dump the body of the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed in the hot tub.
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19 | Crest Ridge Ski Report | BBB | Travel | Lodging-misc |
| Crest Ridge Ski Report D'arcy competes in a ski competition.
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20 | Darvell Gallery | BBB | Arts | Art Galleries |
| Darvell Gallery Art gallery in New York.
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21 | Demelio's Pizzeria | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
| Demelio's Pizzeria Pizzeria on East 3rd Street in New York.
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22 | The Donnelly Institute | BBB | Research Institutes | Institutes |
| The Donnelly Institute Special school in Georgia where Harry recommends Max's parents send him.
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23 | Dr. Ethan Stone | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Dr. Ethan Stone New full time doctor that replaces Harry at the Patience Health Clinic.
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24 | Dr. McNinja | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Dr. McNinja Comic book that Max mentions to Sahar.
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25 | Dr. Smallwood | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Dr. Smallwood New doctor at the Patience Health Clinic.
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26 | The Galvan/Powell Group | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
| The Galvan/Powell Group Multinational conglomerate. The human Harry Vanderspeigle and Sam Hodges were in some deal with this firm, having received what Galvan/Powell described as a donation for the Patience Health Clinic.
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27 | The Gardening Circle | BBB | Retail | Flower Shops |
| The Gardening Circle Local gardening supply store visible in background.
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28 | GD Accounting Services | BBB | Financial Companies | Accounting Services |
| GD Accounting Services Accountant on Main Street in Patience, Colorado.
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29 | Gentle Past Thrift | BBB | Retail | Discount Stores |
| Gentle Past Thrift Store on Main Street in Patience, Colorado.
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30 | Goliath | BBB | Literature | Books-Art |
| Goliath Harry receives a package from the Darvell Gallery containing a book of Goliath's artwork intended for his offspring.
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31 | Grady Mountain Resort | BBB | Travel | Lodging-misc |
| Grady Mountain Resort Future resort that Ben is working on bringing to Patience.
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32 | Greensoul Properties | BBB | Companies | Development Companies |
| Greensoul Properties Development company behind the future resort in Patience.
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33 | Harry Vanderspeigle | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Harry Vanderspeigle The alien kills a local resident, a doctor named Harry Vanderspeigle and assumes his identity.
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34 | Inniswell Insurance | BBB | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
| Inniswell Insurance Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.
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35 | Jenkins Restaurant | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
| Jenkins Restaurant Restaurant next door to Town Hall in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.
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36 | Jeremiah Weed | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
| Jeremiah Weed General Eleanor Wright orders Jeremiah Weed at D'arcy's bar, what looks like whiskey.
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37 | Jessup Police | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
| Jessup Police Local police in Jessup, Colorado.
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38 | Joe's Diner | BBB | Dining | Diners |
| Joe's Diner Asta's father's diner in Patience, Colorado.
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39 | KnowZip | BBB | Media | Websites |
| KnowZip Internet search engine.
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40 | KPRJ Radio | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations |
| KPRJ Radio Joke D'arcy makes on the boat.
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41 | Ladysmith Trading Co. | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
| Ladysmith Trading Co. Store in Patience, Colorado.
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42 | Ladysmith Trading Co. Ltd. | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
| Ladysmith Trading Co. Ltd. General store in Patience, Colorado.
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43 | Lo Gas | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
| Lo Gas Gas station from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.
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44 | Love Never Goes Away | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
| Love Never Goes Away Song Harry sings about his new Blue Avian alien girlfriend Heather.
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45 | Maier Portable Supreme | BBB | Home Furnishing | Bathroom Furnishings |
| Maier Portable Supreme Portable toilet. Harry shops for a toilet for his new bunker.
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46 | Mama Sap's Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
| Mama Sap's Pizza Traditional Neopolitan wood-fired pizza parlor in Patience, Colorado.
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47 | Maps of Mesopotamia | BBB | Literature | Books-History |
| Maps of Mesopotamia One of the books that Logan pulls out when he recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.
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48 | Mayo Kennedy Realty | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
| Mayo Kennedy Realty Realty service in Patience, Colorado.
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49 | McNally's General Store | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
| McNally's General Store General store in Patience, Colorado where Harry buys a lock for his freezer where he's keeping a body.
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50 | Mount Taco | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Mexican |
| Mount Taco Restaurant that researchers Wendy and Gary discuss moments before Gary is killed in his lab.
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51 | Mountain Sky Express | BBB | Travel | Bus Lines |
| Mountain Sky Express Bus that Dr. Vanderspeigle's daughter takes when she leaves town.
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52 | Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream | BBB | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
| Mrs. Peaches Ice Cream Coupon for a free sundae in Harry's bag of money.
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53 | New Mexico Science Center | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
| New Mexico Science Center Harry mentions another UFO convention called UFO CON at the New Mexico Science Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico - "New Mexico's Biggest Event".
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54 | New Mexico Tech | BBB | Education | Higher Education |
| New Mexico Tech Harry seduces Kate's cousin Carlyn, a laser physicist lab at New Mexico Tech in order to be able steal a key component to complete his commmunication device.
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55 | New York Mirror | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| New York Mirror Newspaper headline outside the Cafe Des Artistes coffee shop in New York where Harry gets pie: WORLD'S BEST PIE.
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56 | The Otter's Den | BBB | Retail | Gift Shops |
| The Otter's Den Gift shop in Patience, Colorado.
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57 | Patience County Electrical Company | BBB | Companies | Energy Companies |
| Patience County Electrical Company Bill that Harry receives.
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58 | Patience County Sheriff's Department | BBB | Legal Aid | Police Departments |
| Patience County Sheriff's Department Local police department in Patience, Colorado, featuring Big Black and Deputy Liv.
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59 | Patience Grocery Mart | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
| Patience Grocery Mart Grocery store. "Organic Produce". Local sponsor sign in Patience Memorial Field.
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60 | Patience Health Clinic | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
| Patience Health Clinic When the town doctor dies, Harry - assuming the identity of local resident Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle - becomes the new town doctor.
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61 | Patience Mine Co. | BBB | Companies | Mining |
| Patience Mine Co. Company name over the abandoned mine in Patience. In 1884, the local mine caved in. When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped. 59 men went back in to the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him. 59 died to save one.
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62 | Patience Murder Tour | BBB | Travel | Tours |
| Patience Murder Tour Judy Cooper launches a paid tour service through the town of Patience.
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63 | Patience Natural Gas Company | BBB | Companies | Energy Companies |
| Patience Natural Gas Company Bill that Harry receives.
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64 | Patience Outfitter | BBB | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
| Patience Outfitter Local sporting goods store in Patience, Colorado. "Ski Supplies, Hiking & Camping, Ski Rentals, Trail Bikes, Climbing Gear, Paddling, Game Room, Ski Supplies, Hunting Supplies"
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65 | The Patience Post | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
| The Patience Post Local newspaper in Patience, Colorado, visible in multiple episodes.
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66 | PCS | BBB | Education | High Schools |
| PCS Local high school in Patience, Colorado.
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67 | Peat's Classic Potato Chips | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
| Peat's Classic Potato Chips Single serving potato chip bag in vending machine from Harry's flashback of learning everything about surviving on this planet from a stray dog.
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68 | Pester Realty | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
| Pester Realty Realty service in Patience, Colorado.
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69 | The Pharmacist | BBB | Services | Drug Dealers |
| The Pharmacist When Sheriff Mike Thompson and Deputy Liv Baker investigate the stolen prescription pad, Liv finds out that the person using it to deal drugs is called The Pharmacist.
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70 | The Pussycat Wore a Teddy | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
| The Pussycat Wore a Teddy Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.
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71 | Roy's Gym | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
| Roy's Gym Local gym in Patience, Colorado.
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72 | Sam Hodges, M.D. | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
| Sam Hodges, M.D. Doctor at the Patience Health Clinic that dies, prompting the Sheriff to enlist the assistance of local resident Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle.
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73 | Sandcastle | BBB | Entertainment | Bowling Alleys |
| Sandcastle Bowling alley in Patience, Colorado.
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74 | Smart Lab Computers | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
| Smart Lab Computers Electronics store in Patience, Colorado.
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75 | Sometimes It's Not a Cigar | BBB | Literature | Books-Science |
| Sometimes It's Not a Cigar One of the books that Logan pulls out when he recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.
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76 | St. Helen's Hospital | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
| St. Helen's Hospital Hospital in New York where Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle used to work. Deputy Liv discovers that Dr. Vanderspeigle was disciplined after being found in a lab he wasn't supposed to be in.
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77 | Sullivan Gravel Co. | BBB | Companies | Construction Companies |
| Sullivan Gravel Co. Construction company that serves as the cover for the Grey aliens initiative at Yellowstone National Park.
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78 | Sweet Ridge Credit Union | BBB | Financial Companies | Credit Unions |
| Sweet Ridge Credit Union Bank in Patience, Colorado.
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79 | Take the Bunny and Run | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
| Take the Bunny and Run Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.
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80 | A Taste of the Orient | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
| A Taste of the Orient Asian restaurant in Patience, Colorado.
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81 | Top Drawer Boutique | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
| Top Drawer Boutique Clothing store in Patience.
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82 | Trixian Saliva Bed | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture |
| Trixian Saliva Bed Bed that Harry mentions: It is the human bed... so primitive. I miss my Trixian saliva bed.
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83 | The Unfriendly Badger Bar & Grill | BBB | Dining | Bar and Grills |
| The Unfriendly Badger Bar & Grill Bar & grill in New Mexico.
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84 | Valley Springs Dry Cleaning | BBB | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
| Valley Springs Dry Cleaning Local dry cleaner in Patience, Colorado.
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85 | The Whirly Bird | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
| The Whirly Bird Sheriff Mike picks up a bunch of Rex Monday detective novels that deceased former town doctor Sam Hodges once promised to lend him from Sam's wife Abigail at her yard sale.
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86 | White Space Living | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
| White Space Living Furniture store in Patience, Colorado.
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87 | The Yacht | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
| The Yacht One of the girls' old station wagons that D'arcy mentions at Girls' Night.
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88 | Yellowstone Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
| Yellowstone Hotel Hotel where the Hawthornes stay when they visit Yellowstone National Park.
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89 | Yellowstone: Welcome to Wyoming | BBB | Literature | Books-Travel |
| Yellowstone: Welcome to Wyoming Travel book.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
90 | January 17, 1884 | Dates | 19th Century and earlier | Events |
| January 17, 1884 In 1884, the local mine caved in. When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped. 59 men went back in to the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him. 59 died to save one.
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91 | January 18, 1971 | Dates | 20th Century: 70s | Birth Dates |
| January 18, 1971 Date of Birth on Dr. Harry Vanderspiegel's driving record.
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92 | June 21, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
| June 21, 2001 Date of graduation from Childers Military Academy on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.
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93 | September 7, 2004 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
| September 7, 2004 Date of Previous Enlistment on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.
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94 | May 14, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
| May 14, 2008 Date wounded in battle on Joseph Cabernet's Enlistment Record - the undercover gray alien that infiltrated General McCallister's secret base in Wyoming.
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95 | March 26, 2020 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| March 26, 2020 Harry and Asta attend a UFO convention in Dulce, New Mexico, where Harry finds the alien tech he's looking for in a podcaster called The Alien Tracker. D'arcy breaks into Harry's basement, discovering the body of the real Harry in the freezer.
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96 | March 27, 2020 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| March 27, 2020 Government agents follow Max, believing he will lead them to the alien. Max and Sahar attach Max's mother's phone to their vehicle to track them. Harry presses the button on his device that will destroy all humans on Earth and heads for his spaceship, where Asta convinces him to spare humanity. Harry departs Earth.
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97 | September 7, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| September 7, 2021 Harry and Asta travel back from New York on a train, since they can't fly with Goliath's egg.
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98 | September 8, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| September 8, 2021 Ben throws a surprise party for Harry at his cabin.
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99 | September 9, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| September 9, 2021 The day after Harry's surprise party - Harry informs Ben he does in fact want the town doctor job in order to be able to perform the autopsy on the body of the gunshot victim found in the Copper Ridge Motel hot tub - the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed.
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100 | September 10, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| September 10, 2021 Date of Coroner Report. Harry conducts the autopsy on the body of the gunshot victim found in The Copper Ridge Motel hot tub - the man that shot Harry and Asta shot and killed.
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101 | October 31, 2021 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
| October 31, 2021 Halloween. Max dresses as Frankenstein at school, and the Men in Black steal the alien baby, RV and all.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
102 | Atlantis | Map | Geographic Areas | Islands |
| Atlantis Harry: Too many people. The last island that had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well.
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103 | Bear Lake Terrace | Map | Urban Areas | Communities |
| Bear Lake Terrace Housing development site that gets shut down when Native American artifacts are found - D'arcy's archeologist boyfriend takes her out to the site.
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104 | Braddock | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Colorado |
| Braddock City in Colorado where whe police that visit Liv's house looking for the Alien Tracker's missing van claim to be from.
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105 | Cedar Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
| Cedar Street Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.
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106 | Cove Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
| Cove Road Harry's address. Mentioned when Sheriff Mike and Deputy Liv pose as a married couple meeting with the realtor that listed Dr. Vanderspeigle's cabin previously.
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107 | Farmington 5 | Map | Structures | Military Bases |
| Farmington 5 General Eleanor Wright orders everything to be moved to Farmington 5 following Harry's infiltration.
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108 | The Great Ice Wind Desert | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
| The Great Ice Wind Desert Natural area on Harry's home planet.
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109 | Hawthorne Creek | Map | Water | Creeks |
| Hawthorne Creek Creek in Patience, Colorado. Fishing spot. The Galvan/Powell Group covered up poisoning the water with heavy metals.
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110 | Jessup | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Colorado |
| Jessup Town in Colorado near Patience.
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111 | Lesser Antares | Map | Outer Space | Planets |
| Lesser Antares Planet that Heather mentions: Guess I can say goodbye to my timeshare on Lesser Antares.
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112 | Lookout Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
| Lookout Road Harry's address on the package from the Darvell Gallery.
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113 | Main Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
| Main Street Street in Patience, Colorado.
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114 | Memorial Patience Field | Map | Structures | Sports Fields |
| Memorial Patience Field Baseball field in Patience, Colorado.
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115 | Mountain Way | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Ways |
| Mountain Way Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.
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116 | Murder Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
| Murder Town Ben: Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.
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117 | Old Barrett Bridge | Map | Transit Routes | Bridges |
| Old Barrett Bridge Citizens raise concern at Ben's meeting - If they widen the road for the increased traffic the new resort brings in, the first thing that's gonna go is Old Barrett Bridge.
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118 | Old Mill Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
| Old Mill Road Where Jessup Detective Lena finds Vincent Grillo's wallet - Old Mill Road near Ridgeview.
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119 | Patience | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Colorado |
| Patience Town in Colorado where Harry the alien lives after his spaceship crashes and he loses part of his extinction event device. "The middle of nowhere. Nobody in their right mind would live here - unless they have something to hide."
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120 | Patience County, Colorado | Map | Geographic Areas | Counties |
| Patience County, Colorado Setting.
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121 | Quimbaya | Map | Urban Areas | Communities |
| Quimbaya Logan recognizes the spacecraft as resembling amulets that were discovered in Columbia - small golden aircraft replicas made by the Quimbaya civilization, some of which date as far back as 1,000 B.C.
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122 | Ridgeview | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
| Ridgeview Where Jessup Detective Lena finds Vincent Grillo's wallet - Old Mill Road near Ridgeview.
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123 | Sheep's Meadow | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
| Sheep's Meadow Local natural area. Mentioned.
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124 | Spring Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
| Spring Street Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.
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125 | Town Hall | Map | Structures | Buildings |
| Town Hall Building in Patience, home of the Sheriff's Department.
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126 | View Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
| View Road Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.
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127 | Washington Way | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Ways |
| Washington Way Street in Patience, visible on the map when Max and Sahar are tracking Max's mother's phone, which they attached to the government agent's vehicle.
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128 | Willowbrook Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
| Willowbrook Avenue Dan Twelvetrees' address in Patience, Colorado. Asta finds a returned letter from Dan to Asta's mother - Mary-Ellen Taylor in El Prado, New Mexico.
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OTHER |
129 | Asta Twelvetrees & Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Asta Twelvetrees & Harry Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you? Harry: Bee sting. Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier. Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
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130 | Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ben Ben: Looks like Jessup is Murder Town, USA now.
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131 | Ben | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ben Ben: He said I had Superman's jawline.
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132 | Ben Cakes | Other | Recipes | Recipes-Breakfast |
| Ben Cakes Ben's pancakes with a secret twist. The secret ingredient is brown sugar.
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133 | Colorado Fever | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
| Colorado Fever Harry drugs his wife so that he can go look for his device, telling her she is experiencing symptoms of Colorado Fever.
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134 | The Darling Project | Other | Plans | Projects |
| The Darling Project U.S. government project.
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135 | Deputy Liv Baker | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Deputy Liv Baker Deputy Liv Baker: Wasn't yesterday great? It's like we're Batman and Robin. Ka-Pow! Boof! Of course, you were Batman.
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136 | Dog's name that Sahar walks as part of h... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Dog's name that Sahar walks as part of her dog-walking service - and Harry takes hostage.
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137 | D'Arcy | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| D'Arcy D'Arcy: I just saved the world with a banana - how was your day?
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138 | Gerard | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Gerard Gerard: Thank you for doing this for me. Thank you Harry.
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139 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: It's rigor mortis! My penis is dying.
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140 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: I had an emptiness that no amount of potato chips or hot dogs would cure.
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141 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Once I activate my device and fry every human being on Earth, I can fly home.
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142 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement.
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143 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.
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144 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: I'll say one thing about whiskey - it's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
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145 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to kill you.
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146 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race after all. Unfortunately for them, it's too late. It's only a matter of time before I find the rest of my device. And when I do, I can finally complete my mission, and kill them all. Every single one of them.
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147 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Yeah, this is some bullshit.
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148 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings: Life doesn't ever go as planned.
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149 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Okay, I see your problem - you sat on an earring.
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150 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Concerning your breath - did you just eat a dead rodent?
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151 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Your underwear is arousing me sexually. Let me. Buy you a beer, uh, woman that I just met.
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152 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: There are no monsters. Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.
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153 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Too many people. The last island that had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well.
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154 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: My friend told me I should not run away from death. Killing you is not running away. Goodbye Gerard.
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155 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Am I beginning to care about all humans. What kind of monster have I become?
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156 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: Heroes work alone. The General may have provided me with the equipment, but I am doing all the work, so I am the real hero. Just like the most famous alien hero, Superman.
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157 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: I used to prefer working alone. But as a human, you're never really alone. Every decision you make affects other people. Maybe that's why humans struggle with difficult decisions all the time. Some are small and affect only a few. Other decisions are so big they affect the entire planet. I knew what I was doing when I told Asta to date Joseph. I was making the decision that the Earth is more important than any one person. But what if that one person feels more important than anything? What if you love them so much, you will choose what is best for them over what is best for an entire planet? If I am a superhero, Asta is my kryptonite.
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158 | Harry | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry Harry: The problem with working as a team is sometimes other people can hold you back. But all the best superheroes have sidekicks. Even Superman has Lois Lane. If you have the right person on your team, they do not hold you back. They lift you up.
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159 | Harry, D'arcy & Asta | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Harry, D'arcy & Asta Harry: I have to urinate. D'arcy (imitating Harry): I need to urinate. (speaking normally) Why do you sound like C-3PO? Just say you have to pee. Harry: I have to pee... 3PO Asta: Wow, that was good. D'arcy: All right, you gotta whiz, we got it.
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160 | Ice Hornet | Other | Living Things | Animals |
| Ice Hornet Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you? Harry: Bee sting. Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier. Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
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161 | Moldar | Other | Living Things | Animals |
| Moldar Alien animal that Harry mentions - apparently the skin is used for clothing. Harry sings the advertising jingle: Try and rip it - you cannot.
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162 | Note on Liv's car | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Note on Liv's car Note on Liv's car: Patience isn't safe with Deputy "Beam Me Up" Baker in charge!
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163 | Patience Family Day | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| Patience Family Day Holiday festival in Patience, Colorado. The theme this year is: "Remember When". Mayor Ben spends 8% of the town's budget on the children's play about the 59.
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164 | Sahar | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sahar Sahar: You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow.
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165 | Sheriff Mike Thompson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sheriff Mike Thompson Sheriff Mike Thompson: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt this little stroll down Who Gives a Shit Lane, but is there something you want to say to me, Deputy?
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166 | Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker Mike: Listen, Deputy, if I have taught you one thing, it's that this job is all about control.
Liv: Really?
Mike: Mm-hmm.
Liv: And you're a master of control?
Mike: Well, I mean, more of a Jedi, but I'm working towards master.
Liv: Wow. Well, guess who this is from, Jedi?
Mike: Ooh! Okay. Uh, in my defense, I was drunk, and and she smelled like vanilla. I don't mean vanilla perfume. I mean, like a damn cake, and it just caught me off guard, and I was so hungry.
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167 | Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Sheriff Mike Thompson & Deputy Liv Baker Mike: You saying we could be facing a super villain?
Liv: Um, no, I was not.
Mike: Okay, 'cause I can't be facing a super villain, not while I'm trying to figure out what happened to my best deputy.
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168 | Sheriff Mike's former partner's dog's na... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Sheriff Mike's former partner's dog's name.
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169 | Snow Bee | Other | Living Things | Animals |
| Snow Bee Asta Twelvetrees: What is happening to you? Harry: Bee sting. Asta Twelvetrees: We're inside a glacier. Harry: Snow bees. I'm allergic to the sting of snow bees and ice hornets. It's bad.
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170 | Springers | Other | Sports | Baseball Teams |
| Springers Baseball team that plays in Patience Memorial Field.
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171 | The closest thing to Harry's people on E... | Other | Trivia | Questions |
| The closest thing to Harry's people on Earth.
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172 | UFO Con | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
| UFO Con Harry mentions another UFO convention called UFO CON at the New Mexico Science Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico - "New Mexico's Biggest Event".
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173 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| #42341f | #755d39 | #b08e5b |
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174 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| #2a5583 | #704d64 | #3ca5b9 |
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175 | What comic book does Harry read when he ... | Other | Trivia | Questions |
| What comic book does Harry read when he sneaks into Max's room in the middle of the night?
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Men in Black |
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Thor |
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Hellboy |
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176 | What is Sheriff Mike Thompson's dog's na... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| What is Sheriff Mike Thompson's dog's name?
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177 | Wolves | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
| Wolves PCS High School mascot.
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