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BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
1 | Adventures of the Man | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Adventures of the Man The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Stan Lee is "Adventures of the Man".
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2 | Angry Pop Comix | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Angry Pop Comix The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Michael Rooker is "Angry Pop Comix".
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3 | Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual... | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
| Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual Prowess 15 year old senior Tricia is writing a book called "Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual Prowess" about the sex drive of men ages 14-30. Pendant Publishing gave her $20,000 based on the treatment and a sample chapter.
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4 | Bore-gasm: The Movie | BBB | Cinema | Movies-Documentary |
| Bore-gasm: The Movie Movie made of Tricia's book.
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5 | Brandi: The Last Babe on Earth | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Brandi: The Last Babe on Earth The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Claire Forlani is "Brandi: The Last Babe on Earth", published by KS comics.
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6 | BrodieMan | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| BrodieMan The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Jason Lee is BrodieMan, published by Mallrats Comics.
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7 | Burning Flesh Tanning Salon | BBB | Beauty Care | Tanning Salons |
| Burning Flesh Tanning Salon Tanning salon at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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8 | Buttman Adventures | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Buttman Adventures The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Ben Affleck is "Buttman Adventures", published by View Askew Comics.
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9 | Buy Me Toys | BBB | Toys | Toy Stores |
| Buy Me Toys Toy store at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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10 | The Cheese House | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
| The Cheese House When describing the date he'll take Brandi on, dating game show Truth or Date contestant Gil Hicks mentions lunch at the Cheese House.
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11 | Comic Toast | BBB | Retail | Comic Book Stores |
| Comic Toast Comic book store at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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12 | Defective Comics | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Defective Comics The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Jeremy London is "Defective Comics", published by Mallrats Comics. Parody of Detective Comics.
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13 | Fantastic Two | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Fantastic Two The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Priscilla Barnes is "Fantastic Two", published by Mallrats Comics. Parody of Fantastic Four.
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14 | Fashionable Male | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
| Fashionable Male Clothing store at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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15 | Gwen 13 | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Gwen 13 The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Joey Lauren Adams is "Gwen 13", published by View Askew Comics. Parody of Gen 13.
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16 | The Incredible Bulk | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| The Incredible Bulk The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Ethan Suplee is "The Incredible Bulk". Parody of The Incredible Hulk.
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17 | Ivannah | BBB | Services | Psychic Services |
| Ivannah Topless psychic that T.S. and Brodie visit at the U.S. #1 Flea-Market.
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18 | KS Comics | BBB | Media Companies | Publishing Companies |
| KS Comics The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Claire Forlani is "Brandi: The Last Babe on Earth", published by KS comics.
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19 | Legends of the Dork Knights | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Legends of the Dork Knights The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Jason Mewes is "Legends of the Dork Knights", published by View Askew Comics. Parody of Batman.
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20 | Main Squeeze | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
| Main Squeeze Juice bar at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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21 | Mallrats Comics | BBB | Media Companies | Publishing Companies |
| Mallrats Comics The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Jeremy London is "Defective Comics", published by Mallrats Comics.
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22 | New Jersey 07732 | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| New Jersey 07732 The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Shannen Doherty is "New Jersey 07732".
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23 | Pendant Publishing | BBB | Media Companies | Publishing Companies |
| Pendant Publishing 15 year old senior Tricia is writing a book called "Bore-gasm: Study of the 90's Male Sexual Prowess" about the sex drive of men ages 14-30. Pendant Publishing gave her $20,000 based on the treatment and a sample chapter.
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24 | Popular Girl | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
| Popular Girl Clothing store at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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25 | Rug Munchers | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
| Rug Munchers Carpet outlet at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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26 | Time for Cookies | BBB | Food Stores | Bakeries |
| Time for Cookies Cookie stand at the Eden Prairie Center shopping mall.
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27 | Truth Or Date | BBB | Television | TV-Game Shows |
| Truth Or Date Brandi's father's dating game show.
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28 | View Askew Comics | BBB | Media Companies | Publishing Companies |
| View Askew Comics The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Ben Affleck is "Buttman Adventures", published by View Askew Comics.
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29 | Weapon Sex | BBB | Literature | Comic Books |
| Weapon Sex The opening credits feature each character on a comic book when the actor's name appears. The title of the comic book for Renee Humphrey is "Weapon Sex", published by Mallrats Comics. Parody of Weapon X.
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FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
30 | February 28, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| February 28, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him inside. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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31 | March 1, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 1, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down a guy outside. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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32 | March 6, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 6, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia has sex with a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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33 | March 7, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 7, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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34 | March 8, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 8, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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35 | March 13, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 13, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, a guy goes down on Tricia. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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36 | March 14, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 14, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia has sex with a guy and has an orgasm. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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37 | March 15, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 15, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him inside. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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38 | March 20, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 20, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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39 | March 21, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| March 21, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, a guy goes down on Tricia. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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40 | April 2, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 2, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him inside. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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41 | April 3, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 3, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia has sex with a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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42 | April 9, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 9, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia has sex with a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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43 | April 10, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 10, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy, has sex with him inside and has an orgasm. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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44 | April 11, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 11, 1994 According to her sexual activity calendar, Tricia has sex with a guy. As part of her research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s, Tricia codes her research as follows: The smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.
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45 | April 14, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
| April 14, 1994 The night before Julie Dwyer is set to appear on the TV game show Truth or Date, T.S. sees her at the video store, and he tells her that the way TV shows are shot sometimes make you look a lot fatter than you are. Because she had a huge weight problem in school, she went straight up to the Y.M.C.A. and started doing laps because she wanted to be fit for the show. In the middle of her 700th lap, an embolism popped in her brain and she dropped dead right in mid-backstroke. Also, Tricia's 25-year old sex eubject is the guy that runs the Fashionable Male clothing store.
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46 | April 15, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
| April 15, 1994 Early in the morning, Julie Dwyer dies while swimming laps to lose weight for her appearance on a TV dating game show. Later that day, after Rene breaks up with Brodie and Brandi breaks up with T.S., Brodie and T.S. spend the day at the mall. Date confirmed in the Clerks: The Lost Scene comic.
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47 | April 16, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
| April 16, 1994 According to her calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him outside. (15 year-old Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys as research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s. She codes her research on a calendar: the smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.) Since it has been confirmed in the Clerks: The Lost Scene comic that Julie Dwyer dies on April 15, and Mallrats takes place the day before Clerks, that puts this date in the future. So, either Tricia plans ahead or this is a simple continuity error.
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48 | April 17, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
| April 17, 1994 According to her calendar, Tricia goes down on a guy and has sex with him inside. (15 year-old Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys as research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s. She codes her research on a calendar: the smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.) Since it has been confirmed in the Clerks: The Lost Scene comic that Julie Dwyer dies on April 15, and Mallrats takes place the day before Clerks, that puts this date in the future. So, either Tricia plans ahead or this is a simple continuity error.
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49 | April 18, 1994 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates |
| April 18, 1994 Tricia goes down on a guy, has sex with him and has an orgasm. (15 year-old Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys as research for her book about male sexual prowess in the 90s. She codes her research on a calendar: the smiley face is when she goes down on the guy. The smiley face with lashes is for when the goes down on her. The circle is for when they have sex. The circle with an "X" in it is for when she has an orgasm. The little house is for when they do it inside and the grass is for outside.) Since it has been confirmed in the Clerks: The Lost Scene comic that Julie Dwyer dies on April 15, and Mallrats takes place the day before Clerks, that puts this date in the future. So, either Tricia plans ahead or this is a simple continuity error.
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50 | October 1 | Dates | No Year | Events |
| October 1 Topless psychic Ivannah guesses that Brodie's birthday is between the first and last of October.
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51 | October 31 | Dates | No Year | Events |
| October 31 Topless psychic Ivannah guesses that Brodie's birthday is between the first and last of October.
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MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
52 | Rahway State Correctional Facility | Map | Detention Centers | Correctional Facilities |
| Rahway State Correctional Facility After Silent Bob plays the videotape of Shannon having sex with underage Tricia, he gets arrested for statutory rape. "Shannon made a lot of new friends in Rahway State Correctional Facility."
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53 | Brodie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brodie Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm. I guarantee you, he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb, do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien for Christ's sake, Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has the strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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54 | Brodie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brodie Brodie: He's imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws.
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55 | Brodie | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brodie Brodie: The force is strong with this one.
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56 | Brodie & Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brodie & Stan Lee Brodie: The Thing - is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body? Stan Lee: It's a superhero secret.
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57 | Brodie & Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Brodie & Stan Lee Brodie: The Fantastic Four, Reed Richards - can his whole body stretch? I mean, every part? You know, like his...? Stan Lee: I know what you mean. We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days, what with the comic book code and all.
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58 | Jay | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jay Jay: Come, son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! Snootchy bootchies!
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59 | Jay | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jay Jay: Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust that stage like a high school kegger. We're gonna outwit LaFours X-Men style.
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60 | Jay | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jay Jay: Shit-head here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts.
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61 | Jay | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Jay Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the fucking Death Star. You knock this crossbeam out and, bicky bam, the whole stage comes crashing down.
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62 | Rene | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rene Rene: On your birthday when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said okay.
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63 | Silent Bob | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Silent Bob Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement - a Jedi craves not these things.
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64 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: You know, I think he bought it. It was the vulture soliloquy in the Spider-Man anniversary issue, Love be a Vulture Tonight.
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65 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.
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66 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.
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67 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.
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68 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: The Hulk - a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next, just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.
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69 | Stan Lee | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
| Stan Lee Stan Lee: Dr. Doom wears body armor to conceal his own mangled form, right? Okay, that was me beneath the armor.
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70 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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