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| 1 | Bonus Content   | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Bonus Content
Boyz 4 Now song on their DVD box set that Tina finds at the More Store: Boyz 4 Now concert DVD box set with exclusive, never-before-seen interviews with the band and bonus content of the Boyz singing a song called "Bonus Content"? I've never seen this before, and it's only $18! Wait, is that 1800? Nope. Phew, good.
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| 2 | Booster seat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Booster seat
Song that the older boys in the boy band Boyz 4 Now sing to youngest member Boo Boo to get him into his booster seat in the tour van.
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| 3 | Brazebras | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Brazebras
Song that Gene write bout zebras wearing bras.
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| 4 | Burgers and Fries | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Burgers and Fries
First song - Gene's song - for the kids' new band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
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| 5 | Calabasas Swingin' | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Calabasas Swingin'
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 6 | Can I Sell My Bed on Craigslist? | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Can I Sell My Bed on Craigslist?
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 7 | Chase the Dream | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Chase the Dream
Song Gene writes about trying to remember the song he wrote in his dream.
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| 8 | Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Happy Birthday S... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Happy Birthday Song
Song that the wine train employees sing to customers on their birthday.
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| 9 | Coal Mine | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Coal Mine
Song by now band Boyz 4 Now.
 
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| 10 | Corduroy Clouds | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Corduroy Clouds
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 11 | Daddy | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Daddy
Song by Tommy, the new health inspector that replaces Hugo.
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| 12 | Diaper Day Penis Parade | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Diaper Day Penis Parade
Gene's song that he mentions when Louise asks if he thinks he could come up with a really idiotic melody to go with dumb words: Have you not heard my song "Diaper Day Penis Parade"?
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| 13 | Elderly Prostitute | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Elderly Prostitute
Song by Tommy, the new health inspector that replaces Hugo.
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| 14 | Elves Are People Too | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Elves Are People Too
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 15 | The Empathize Glide | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Empathize Glide
Music video that Mr. Frond blackmails the Belcher kids to help him film for Counsel-Con, a week-long guidance counselor convention.
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| 16 | Female Pat Down | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Female Pat Down
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 17 | Feminine Denim Man | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Feminine Denim Man
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 18 | Funky Farmer Fred | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Funky Farmer Fred
Song before Sweet Love Sugar, the last song played at the end of the night at Chelsea's dance party.
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| 19 | Gas Class [song] | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gas Class [song]
Opening song from Gene's short story Fart School for the Gifted.
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| 20 | Gas in My Car | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gas in My Car
Song by 70s rock band Soul Breezers - the only hit song.
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| 21 | Gasoline Rainbow | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gasoline Rainbow
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 22 | Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, G... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals
Song that Gayle wrote about having a serious speech impediment and all her songs being so sexual.
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| 23 | The Gene-uine Article | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Gene-uine Article
Gene's new rock opera he mentions wanting to play for Big Bob, for which he invents a new musical instrument, the glam-eridoo.
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| 24 | Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us
Boyz 4 Now song that Tina mentions: Right now everyone hates Boo Boo except us. It's like that Boyz 4 Now song, "Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us".
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| 25 | Girl, You Don't Need a Backstage Pass | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Girl, You Don't Need a Backstage Pass
Song by boy band Boyz 4 Now that Louise mentions when she and Tina attempt to go backstage at the Boyz 4 Now concert.
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| 26 | Going Bananas for Nana's 90th | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Going Bananas for Nana's 90th
Song and video that Linda's parents' fellow retirement home residents' family made for them.
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| 27 | Gravy Boat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gravy Boat
Gene, Linda and Aunt Gayle's Thanksgiving song.
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| 28 | Happy Stanky Birthday | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Happy Stanky Birthday
Song parody of Happy Birthday that Courtney Wheeler tells Gene to play on his keyboard using a recording of his fart the night before.
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| 29 | The Heiny Liney | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Heiny Liney
Song played at Sir Bob's Rich Man's Ball in Tina's story.
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| 30 | Hey There, Mister | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Hey There, Mister
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 31 | Hot Pants Rain Dance | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Hot Pants Rain Dance
The second best disco song about rain ever, after It's Raining Men, that Bob blasts from his float at the Bog to Beach parade.
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| 32 | I Kiss My Pillow and Think About You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Kiss My Pillow and Think About You
Song by Boyz 4 Now.
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| 33 | I Like Bananas | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Like Bananas
Song that Mr. Fischoeder and Linda plan to sing at Felix' nightclub Jazz-aret on opening night.
 
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| 34 | I Love You So Much (It's Scary) | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Love You So Much (It's Scary)
New song by Boyz 4 Now.
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| 35 | I Think We're a Drone Now | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Think We're a Drone Now
Joke Gene makes when the kids are brainstorming what song they should dance to while a drone films the school from above.
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| 36 | I Want to Draw a Face on Your Butt and T... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Want to Draw a Face on Your Butt and Then Kiss It
Song the kids perform at the restaurant's open mic night.
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| 37 | I Won't Go Solo on You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Won't Go Solo on You
Song by Gayle and Jo Gene in Gene's story.
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| 38 | If You See Something, Sing Something | Performing Arts | Songs |
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If You See Something, Sing Something
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 39 | I'll Love You for Everest | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I'll Love You for Everest
New song by Boyz 4 Now in Tina's story about saving them from Mount Everest.
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| 40 | I'm All Over You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I'm All Over You
Song in the movie Vampire Disco Death Dance.
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| 41 | Jingle in the Jungle  | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Jingle in the Jungle
Christmas song that Gene wants to hear on Christmas Eve, staying on hold with the radio station for several hours to request it.
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| 42 | Let My People Rock | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Let My People Rock
Song on rock band Zentipede's album General Inzanity.
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| 43 | Locker Love | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Locker Love
Courtney's song that she films a music video for at Wagstaff.
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| 44 | Look of the Lion | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Look of the Lion
Theme song of Rocky rip-off movie The Ham and Egger, ripping off Survivor's Eye of the Tiger.
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| 45 | Monkey on My Back | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Monkey on My Back
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 46 | More Por Favor | Performing Arts | Songs |
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More Por Favor
Old Spanish ballad that the Belcher kids sing to serenade their dinner guests and sabotage Gayle and Mr. Frond's relationship. Tina sings in Spanish while Louise translates and Gene plays guitar.
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| 47 | My Butt Hazza Fever | Performing Arts | Songs |
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My Butt Hazza Fever
The Belcher kids perform their song My Butt Hazza Fever at the Wagstaff talent show.
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| 48 | My Prescription Will be Ready When It's ... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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My Prescription Will be Ready When It's Ready I Guess
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 49 | No Shoes, No Shirt, Just a Vest | Performing Arts | Songs |
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No Shoes, No Shirt, Just a Vest
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 50 | Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 51 | Oil Spill | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Oil Spill
Song by singer and pianist Tabitha Johansson, about her vagina, and it's not subtle. Parody of Tori Amos.
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| 52 | Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [son... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [song]
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 53 | Poo Poo Pee Pee | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Poo Poo Pee Pee
Title of the song that Gene and Louise write for Mr. Frond's new school song contest.
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| 54 | Santa's Groove-Shop | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Santa's Groove-Shop
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 55 | Sexy parts | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sexy parts
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 56 | Shake Your Love Parts | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Shake Your Love Parts
Song in the movie Vampire Disco Death Dance.
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| 57 | Snuggler's Cove | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Snuggler's Cove
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 58 | Someday We'll Spoon | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Someday We'll Spoon
Song by Boyz 4 Now that Tina mentions.
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| 59 | Space Reindeer | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Space Reindeer
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 60 | Stanky Doodle Dandy | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Stanky Doodle Dandy
Song parody of Yankee Doodle Dandy that Gene plays on his keyboard using a recording of his fart the night before.
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| 61 | Sunsets Hotel | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sunsets Hotel
Local hotel from various episodes.
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| 62 | Sweet Love Sugar | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sweet Love Sugar
The last song played at the end of the night at Chelsea's dance party that Tammy mentions: That's like a 6 minute long song, Tina. It starts slow and then it gets more and more intense, and hands just start moving all over. They can't help it. Amateurs will hear the song speeding up and they'll start fast dancing. And they'll be like, "Oh, this is a fast dance now, I guess." And just do that. But Tina? If you stay slow dancing, if you stay in that clinch, you will touch each other's upper butt.
 
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| 63 | Tapioca Groovin' | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Tapioca Groovin'
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 64 | Teacup Kittens | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Teacup Kittens
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 65 | Three Sides Don't Make a Square | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Three Sides Don't Make a Square
Song Gene plays at Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria for his first public performance - what he calls a slow jam.
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| 66 | Tina's Poop Song | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Tina's Poop Song
Song Tina used to sing saying good-bye to her poops when she was younger. The family finds an old VHS tape recording, which Tina steals and hides, but then ends up playing it for her friends to cheer them up after watching a scary zombie horror movie.
 
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| 67 | Turkey, I Need You Beside Me | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Turkey, I Need You Beside Me
Gene's new song that he writes while sick in the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
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| 68 | We-union | Performing Arts | Songs |
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We-union
Song Gayle wrote about dermatologist Derek Dematopolis.
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| 69 | We're the Ta Tas | Performing Arts | Songs |
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We're the Ta Tas
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 70 | Where Did I Leave My Bra? I Only Have On... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Where Did I Leave My Bra? I Only Have One. Oh, There It Is.
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 71 | Whose Bag Is This? | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Whose Bag Is This?
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 72 | You Gotta Spit Out Your Love While You'r... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Gotta Spit Out Your Love While You're Brushing Your Heart
Song Gene suggests when the kids are brushing their teeth and brainstorming what they're going to sing at the restaurant's open mic night.
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| 73 | You Just Kicked Santa Out of a Massage C... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Just Kicked Santa Out of a Massage Chair
Joke Gene makes then when the mall Santa tells the kids that they just kicked Santa out of the massage chair: Isn't that a song?
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| 74 | You Were All Wrong About Us | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Were All Wrong About Us
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 75 | Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get It for You
Song by Boyz 4 Now that Tina mentions: Of course I want to see that song where they bend over and pick up your heart. It's called "Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get It for You".
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