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| 1 | 1% Golf  | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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1% Golf
Clothing line advertised in the Fight Club press kit. Except for a brief window of flavor in the mid-70s, golf fashion couldn't get any whiter. But with our 1% Golf Wear you can change all that. And if you are fortunate enough to be a Caucasian with 100k of spare change, our fashions may have a chance of being seen on the greens of America's elite country clubs - otherwise we'll be happy on public courses where every race and religion is equal and not subject to judgmental exclusion.
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| 2 | Always a Bridesmaid... | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Always a Bridesmaid...
Clothing line advertised in the Fight Club press kit. Gathered together from the finest second hand and vintage clothing stores across American is our Bridesmaid line of semi-formal wear. Worn for a day and then discarded, each hand-selected piece is sure to lighten up any room you walk into. And the chances that the women for whom the dress was made, the bride - now divorced and abandoned with child by an absentee father - will ever see you in it are slim at best. Sizes, Styles and Prices vary.
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| 3 | Anywhere Slip | Apparel | Underwear |
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Anywhere Slip
Slip advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $120. Anytime, anywhere. Borrowing from the young people's fascination with wearing their undergarments as outergarments, we offer this sassy Anytime Slip. As seen here, the viscose slip is at home in the bedroom as it is on the boulevard. And because it is a slip, etiquette would suggest that no additional, cumbersome undergarment is needed. Sizes 1-12.
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| 4 | Ballroom Platform | Apparel | Footwear |
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Ballroom Platform
Shoes advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $145. A perfect complement to our Anywhere Slip is the Ballroom Platform. Designed with high society and heavy traffic in mind, this stunner gives support for the eye and the arch. We know there are some nights when you spend more time on your feet than your back and there's no reason why you shouldn't look and feel your best. Sizes 3-12.
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| 5 | Capote Chapeau | Apparel | Hats |
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Capote Chapeau
Hat advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $70. Inspired by that mischievous little devil Truman Capote, this extra wide brimmed hat will create the perfect cover as you party hop from Overeaters Anonymous to Testicular Cancer or sneak in and out of elementary schools looking for your "niece" or "nephew". We figured Capote got by, why shouldn't you. One size fits all. Colors: Black, Charcoal.
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| 6 | Carver High Golf Jacket | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Carver High Golf Jacket
Jacket advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $225.
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| 7 | ExFetish Messenger Bag | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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ExFetish Messenger Bag
Messenger bag advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $150. Is there anything worse than being kept at work late and getting to your dominatrix's lair late? Now with the rubber "ExFetish" Messenger Bag you can go directly from that extended meeting to your house of pain. Each handsome shoulder pouch unfolds into a form fitting rubber suit. And for that special woman in your life, the shoulder strap doubles as a whip. Sized to order.
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| 8 | Greasemonkey Jacket | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Greasemonkey Jacket
Jacket advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $85. Slip this jazzy number on and transport yourself back to the 50's. A decade where red blooded American men feared Communism, American women feared an overcooked pot roast and American children feared being touched in their bathing suit areas. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL. Colors: Red, White, Blue.
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| 9 | Hard Core Tank | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Hard Core Tank
Tank top advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $35. "Run-A-Way-Home," an organization established by porn stars to help reunite families with their wayward children, has created this exclusive tank top. A wonderful menagerie of adult film actors adorns this 100% cotton tank. A portion of all sales will go to the Run-A-Way-Home Foundation, which reminds you that seeing your daughter on a rented porno is no way to be reunited after 8 years of separation. Sizes: S, M, L, XL. Styles: Girls Next Door, Boys at the Backdoor.
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| 10 | Huggybear Silk Shirt | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Huggybear Silk Shirt
Shirt advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $125. Super silk, super fine. This choice selection of patterned silk was hand crafted in an Indonesian sweatshop by Frida, a single mother of seven whose monthly salary is equivalent to six American dollars. A wonderful complement to any ensemble.
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| 11 | Jimmy Walker Slack | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Jimmy Walker Slack
Pants advertised in the Fight Club press kit. Your drive is headed for another golfer, don't yell FORE!, yell DY-NO-MITE!!!
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| 12 | Latch Dress Shirt | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Latch Dress Shirt
Shirt advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $75. The companion piece to your Latch Tie, this classic shirt can also be worn with a traditional tie. It can also be worn without a tie. And on occasion, it has been worn with no tie, unbuttoned and untucked. We are not in the business of telling you how to wear your shirt or live your life. Lord knows you've got it all figured out. Why else would you be wasting valuable time on this catalog? Sizes: N-14-18, S-32-38. Colors: White, Power Blue, Sea Green, Nancy Pink.
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| 13 | Latch Tie | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Latch Tie
Tie advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $45. Finally a clip-on tie that doesn't look like a clip-on tie. Once reserved for lower level office drones and fast food service employees, the clip-on tie is poised for a comeback. Just think of walking into a bar after a disastrous day, picking out some scrawny punk, ripping into him with your fists and not once fearing that in his desperation he could grab your tie and choke you. Available in solids and patterns.
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| 14 | Monarch Eyewear | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Monarch Eyewear
Glasses advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $175. Inspired by styles favored by Pol Pot during his reign, these smart specs will guarantee a second look. Whether overseeing the day-to-day operations of his genocide project or frolicking with one of his 40-odd illegitimate children, Pol Pot never left the house without his favorite glasses. Frames come in either Gold or Silver.
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| 15 | No-Zone Seersucker | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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No-Zone Seersucker
Suit advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $485 A must in the Y2K with the Ozone disappearing by the hour. Trapped in the oppressive humidity of a New York August or the smog-laced heat of Los Angeles? This suit will keep you as cool on the inside as you look on the outside. Sizes 38R-48R.
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| 16 | Our Little Secret | Apparel | Jewelry Products |
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Our Little Secret
Jewelry advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $20. Every little girl has a naughty secret. Maybe she broke mommy's dish. Maybe she kissed a boy in church. Maybe she got hooked on blow when she was in the seventh grade. For the latter, we have a fabulous and functional ring. To the casual passerby its fun design says, "I'm a cute little party star." To those in the know, it says, "Hey, I got a quarter gram in here that wants to rip through your nasal passage." Sizes: 6-9, in 1/8" increments.
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| 17 | The Red Scare Collection | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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The Red Scare Collection
Home furnishings advertised in the Fight Club press kit. This delicate crystal vase, once owned by Anthony Dias, a talented Hollywood screenwriter in the late 40's and 50's, is an example of the poignant nature of the The Red Scare Collection. Every item was hand-picked from the estates of Hollywood artists who were black balled during the McCarthy era. Because their families never saw potential gains from their ancestors' talent, we got everything at bargain basement prices and we're passing it on to you at a phenomenal mark up.
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| 18 | The Retro Leather Jacket | Apparel | Footwear |
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The Retro Leather Jacket
Jacket advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $725. This 100% leather jacket is made from the hide of an 8-month-old Jersey calf. These calves are bred for the sole purpose of supplying leather for the production of bags, belts, shoes and this exquisite jacket. Sizes: 38R-52L.
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| 19 | Steal a Memory | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Steal a Memory
Shirt advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $35. Take a trip back to the days when you'd steal your boyfriend's shirt with this handsome update. The only difference is, now your boyfriend may well be with another woman, or women, as you parade down the street in his shirt. While you bounce to the store, he's back, with his escorts, at the apartment you share. He's burning through your stash of weed and his girls are pocketing your loose jewelry. Sizes: S, M, L, XL. Colors: Black, White, Grey, Orange.
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| 20 | Tie-Hiti Or Bust | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Tie-Hiti Or Bust
Tie advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $95. Escape the mind numbing monotony of everyday office life with a quick jaunt to Ti-Hiti! We realize that your only motivation for working is so you can afford to furnish your condo with sensible living solutions that double as your only measure of self-worth. If you can admit to this critical character flaw, then we've got the neckwear for you. Pointless, contrived and colorful, these eyesores are guaranteed to brighten any office.
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| 21 | Timeless Oxford Button Down | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Timeless Oxford Button Down
Shirt advertised in the Fight Club press kit. Once considered nothing more than a part of a prep school uniform, this crisp shirt has arrived in the workplace in style. It's versatility, easy care and timeless quality make it perfect for that Monday sales meeting or casual Friday. Even the most fashionably inept will be able to find a smart slack and tie combination to complement any residual blood, pus or sweat stains.
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| 22 | Trick-Or-Trench | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Trick-Or-Trench
Trench Coat advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $175. We know that the best parts about secrets are sharing them. With our TRICK-OR-TRENCH you'll be able to hide your secret bundle in a warm, water resistant package. This will ensure that when you are ready to share with the chance passerby, your secret is willing and able. Undergarments seen here are optional. SIzes: S, M, L, XL. Colors: Black, Navy Blue, Tan.
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| 23 | The World's First Supportive Boxer | Apparel | Underwear |
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The World's First Supportive Boxer
Boxer shorts advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $725. The debate surrounding boxers vs. briefs is officially over! Now with the world's first supportive boxer you can go about your merry way without worrying about your nuts getting lost in the shuffle. And you can forget about jock itch and ball rash as we use only the finest handpicked cotton.
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