TV Series 2012. Created by Scott Silveri. Starring Matthew Perry, Laura Benanti, Julie White, Suzy Nakamura, Tyler James Williams, Brett Gelman, Sarah Baker, John Cho.
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1Carrie QuotesQuotes

Carrie
Carrie: You know, you're not gonna believe this, but I was actually feeling so competitive with her that I started to to think that I had feelings for you. I mean, can you imagine? You're so old! I wasn't even born when Return of the Jedi came out.



2Coach Spence & Ryan King QuotesQuotes

Coach Spence & Ryan King
Coach Spence: So you're quitting the sports talk radio show for something deeper? Are you some kind of idiot? You have no talent, so they pay you all this money to talk about those who do, and then you meet some chick, and you go prancing around dressed like the guy who fought Darth Baber.
Ryan King: Actually, it's... okay.



3Ryan QuotesQuotes

Ryan
Ryan: I'm Batman!



4Ryan QuotesQuotes

Ryan
Ryan: Put me down, I'm Batman. I'm Batman.



5Ryan & Lauren QuotesQuotes

Ryan & Lauren
Ryan: I guess there's something empowering about having some absolutely horrible thing happen to you. I feel stronger, less fear. You know, I've always seen similarities between me and Bruce Wayne. This is the first time I've felt like Batman.
Lauren: What do you think Batman would do if he got dumped?
Ryan (imitating Batman): Make the night taste cold justice.



6Ryan King QuotesQuotes

Ryan King
Ryan King: You need me to talk, I'll talk. She got this blood disease - Salamone's. One day she was sick, and the next day she was gone. She's the only girl I ever loved, and now she's gone... I made it up. Salamone's isn't a disease, it's a restaurant right over there. I Keyser Soze'd you.

 

7Ryan King & Fausta QuotesQuotes

Ryan King & Fausta
Ryan King: I learned a very interesting lesson today from Fausta. Everything is better with gambling.
Fausta: I think you get the wrong message. Everything better with alcohol.

 
 

8Ryan King & Terrell Owens QuotesQuotes

Ryan King & Terrell Owens
Ryan King: Terrell, so when you were with the Cowboys...
Terrell Owens: I thought you brought me here to apologize for throwing food at me the last time. Ryan King: Right. Sorry about the fruit thing. So, when you were with the Cowboys, they were a Super Bowl contender, but...
Terrell Owens: That apology didn't feel genuine. I'm a person, Ryan, not a robot like those Schwarzenegger movies you always talk about.



9Ryan King & Terrell Owens QuotesQuotes

Ryan King & Terrell Owens
Ryan King: Wow, Danny, you look great. (pointing at Terrell Owens) So do you, by the way.
Terrell Owens: Thanks. It's like Sgt. Pepper meets the Matrix.



10Ryan, Simone & Anne QuotesQuotes

Ryan, Simone & Anne
Ryan: Well, as you know, work has been a refuge. My show is everything to me.
Simone: Oh, you're in the arts?
Anne: Sports radio. It's all scores, boobies and Schwarzenegger impressions. (imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator): More NFL after the break. I'll be back.

 


11Simone & Ryan QuotesQuotes

Simone & Ryan
Simone: I forgot I'm back in the states.
Ryan: And it's not 1937, and you're not the Penguin.

 

12Thomas QuotesQuotes

Thomas
Thomas (Ryan's late wife Janie's ghost boyfriend): Ooh, the Avengers! I was so excited about this, but it came out the week after my accident.




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