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| 1 | Maxihydroclorosporin  | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Maxihydroclorosporin
Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum.
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| 2 | Military Glass Co. | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Military Glass Co.
Truck on the naval base.
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| 3 | Mrs. Halver Radar Jammer | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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Mrs. Halver Radar Jammer
Tupper and his fellow pilots fly the Oscar EW5894 Phallus, a Navy tactical fighter bomber, featuring a Mrs. Halver series 3800 radar jamming device.
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| 4 | Nobby Buns | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Nobby Buns
Midway through the credits the audience is given a recipe for Nobby Buns.
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| 5 | Oscar EW 5894 Phallus | BBB | Vehicles | Aircrafts |
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Oscar EW 5894 Phallus
Tupper and his fellow pilots fly the Oscar EW5894 Phallus, a Navy tactical fighter bomber, featuring a Mrs. Halver series 3800 radar jamming device.
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| 6 | Rockman Aviation | BBB | Companies | Vehicle Manufacturing |
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Rockman Aviation
Company that wants to sell a new aircraft to the Navy.
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| 7 | S.S. Essess | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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S.S. Essess
The shot of the S.S. Essess aircraft carrier back lit by the rising sun is stock footage of the U.S.S. Nimitz from the movie The Final Countdown.
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| 8 | The Strafing Run | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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The Strafing Run
Bar where Ramada sings.
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| 9 | Wade's Wintergreen | BBB | Food | Candy |
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Wade's Wintergreen
Gum advertisement on the back of an Esquire magazine.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 10 | Dudley Naval Air Station | Map | Structures | Military Bases |
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Dudley Naval Air Station
Topper returns to Dudley Naval Air Station because they need him for Operation Sleepy Weasel.
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| 11 | Falafel Heights | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Falafel Heights
Admiral Benson: We have to knock out the nuclear weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. If you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here - an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen.
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| OTHER |
| 12 | Admiral Benson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Admiral Benson
Admiral Benson: God, I love a good funeral.
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| 13 | Multioptipupiloptomy | Other | Medical Conditions | Medical Procedures |
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Multioptipupiloptomy
Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum.
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| 14 | Paternal Conflict Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Paternal Conflict Syndrome
Topper suffers from PCS - Paternal Conflict Syndrome.
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| 15 | Ramada Thompson  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.
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| 16 | Ramada Thompson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: If I were joking, I would have said, "What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."
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| 17 | Ramada Thompson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: And by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack.
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| 18 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
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| 19 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: Sayonara Saddam.
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| 20 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
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| 21 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: IMy whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down. But we've been through so much together. Ramada, I need you. I want you. (singing) Only you...
 
 
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| 22 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.
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| 23 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?
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| 24 | Topper Harley | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.
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| 26 | Walleye Vision | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Walleye Vision
Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum.
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| 27 | WBA WBC WPa RSVP Heavyweight Championshi... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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WBA WBC WPa RSVP Heavyweight Championship of the World
Boxing match featuring two of Don King's clients.
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