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| 1 | 44 Oz. Big Lush  | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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44 Oz. Big Lush
Fountain drink size that Homer drinks at the ice hockey game.
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| 2 | Absolut Pikl | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Absolut Pikl
Moe's most power drink is called the Forget-Me-Shot, the ultimate brain bleacher. One swig wipes out the last day of your life. Start with a splash of Jagermeister, then add sloe gin, Triple sec, Quadruple sec, gunk from a dog's eye, Absolut Pikl, the red stripe from Aquafresh, and the funniest ingredient, the venom of the Louisiana Lobito-moth. You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive and presto - the Forget-Me-Shot.
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| 3 | Aquavit | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Aquavit
When Ogdenville residents flood Springfield, Moe stops serving beer in favor of the Norwegian caraway-scented liqueur Aquavit.
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| 4 | Astro-lemonade | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Astro-lemonade
Beverage Marge serves Homer and his nerd friends that help him build his rocket.
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| 5 | Beer  | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Beer
Generic beer.
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| 6 | Beer Paste | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Beer Paste
Product Homer eats in flashback scene from when he went to space.
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| 7 | Billy Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Billy Beer
Old beer can that Homer finds in his old concert going jacket, which he pulls out to take Bart to the Spinal Tap concert at the Springfield Coliseum.
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| 8 | Blitz Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Blitz Beer
Duff Beer competitor.
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| 9 | Boyd's Old Trish Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Boyd's Old Trish Whiskey
Irish Whiskey advertised at Tom O'Flanagan's Pub in Dunkilderry, Ireland.
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| 10 | Buffal-O.J. | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Buffal-O.J.
Homer as Connie Appleseed's father requests various buffalo products for breakfast, including buffalo sausage, huevos buffaleros, and some fresh-squeezed buffal-O.J,, from the Singing Hobo's Connie Appleseed story.
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| 11 | Buzz Classic | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Buzz Classic
Buzz Cola product in the vending machine a tote power plant.
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| 12 | Buzz Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Buzz Cola
Soft drink.
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| 13 | Buzz Cola with Lemon | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Buzz Cola with Lemon
New version of Buzz Cola.
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| 14 | Caffeine Free Buzz | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Caffeine Free Buzz
Variation of Buzz Cola in the vending machine at the Springfield Airport.
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| 15 | Champagne | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Champagne
Krusty makes a mixed drink out of champagne and Slim Fast.
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| 16 | Champagne Squishy | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Champagne Squishy
"It should get you pretty darn hammered."
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| 17 | Champagne-iola | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Champagne-iola
Mr. Burns proposes to his new girlfriend Gloria at Barney's New Bowlarama, he heads off to find some Champagne-iola.
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| 18 | Chateau Maison | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Chateau Maison
Wine product.
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| 19 | Cherry Buzz | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Cherry Buzz
Buzz Cola product in the vending machine a tote power plant.
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| 20 | Chianti Di Salsiccia | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Chianti Di Salsiccia
Wine made in the Tuscan village of Salsiccia where Sideshow Bob is the mayor.
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| 21 | Coffee Flavored Bevarine | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Coffee Flavored Bevarine
Beverage that Mrs. Krabappel offers Superintendent Chalmers.
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| 22 | Colombia's Shame Discount Coffee | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Colombia's Shame Discount Coffee
Coffee that Marge buys to save money.
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| 23 | Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon
Alcohol product that Marge forgets to pay for, gets arrested for shoplifting and goes to prison for 30 days.
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| 24 | Cool Ranch Soda | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Cool Ranch Soda
Product sold at the 33 Cent store.
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| 25 | Crab Juice | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Crab Juice
Canned beverage served by Khlav Kalash street vendor in New York City.
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| 26 | Cranberry | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Cranberry
Economy size package of juice sold at retail warehouse club Monstro Mart. It's crantastic!
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| 27 | Cream | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Cream
Generic cream bottle in Stab-A-Lot, the Itchy and Scratchy musical.
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| 28 | Cream Buzz | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Cream Buzz
Variation of Buzz Cola in the vending machine at the Springfield Airport.
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| 29 | Creme De Menthe | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Creme De Menthe
Generically named alcohol product included in Homer's recipe for his Flaming Homer mixed drink.
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| 30 | Crystal Buzz Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Crystal Buzz Cola
Parody of Crystal Pepsi. New soft drink vending machine at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant that Homer gets his arm trapped in, so he can't go to the ballet with Marge.
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| 31 | Dalai Lamanade | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Dalai Lamanade
Soft drink product available in Springfield Elementary's new Scammer & Z-Dog vending machines.
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| 32 | Dependent Size Soda | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Dependent Size Soda
Fountain drink size that Homer orders at IRS Burger, previously known as Krusty Burger.
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| 33 | Diet Buzz | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Diet Buzz
Variation of Buzz Cola in the vending machine at the Springfield Airport.
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| 34 | Diet Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Diet Cola
Generic soda product.
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| 35 | Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Drunken Cowboy Brand Whiskey
Movie cowboy Buck McCoy themed product. "Smooth as milk"
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| 36 | Duff Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Duff Beer
Homer's favorite beer. "Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff"
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| 37 | Duff Champagne | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Duff Champagne
Duff beer sponsors Homer's surprise party, featuring their new champagne product, Duff Champagne. "The beer of champagnes".
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| 38 | Duffenbrau | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Duffenbrau
Beer brand.
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| 39 | Duffo Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Duffo Beer
Cuban Duff Beer, with advertising featuring Che Guevara: "El duffo o muerte"
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| 40 | Eastern Airlines Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Eastern Airlines Cola
Say goodbye to the cola wars - the victor: Eastern Airlines Cola.
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| 41 | Egg Nog | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Egg Nog
Generic egg nog product from various episodes.
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| 42 | Flynn Pot Still Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Flynn Pot Still Whiskey
Irish Whiskey advertised at Tom O'Flanagan's Pub in Dunkilderry, Ireland.
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| 43 | Fudd Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Fudd Beer
Beer brand.
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| 44 | Fuhgetaboutit | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Fuhgetaboutit
Moe Szyslak: Here, Homer. Have a big frosty mug of fuhgetaboutit.
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| 45 | Garden Blast | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Garden Blast
Juice flavor sold by Seth & Munchie's, Homer's mother's old hippie commune Groovy Grove Natural Farm's juice company, the largest organic juice company in Springfield.
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| 46 | Gin | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Gin
Generic alcohol product from various episodes.
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| 47 | Grand Vin De Chateau Latour 1886 | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Grand Vin De Chateau Latour 1886
Bottle of wine that Moe gives to Homer and Marge.
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| 48 | Happy Family Brand Bourbon | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Happy Family Brand Bourbon
Billboard outside Homer's hotel window in Hollywood.
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| 49 | Hi Test Buzz | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Hi Test Buzz
Buzz Cola product in the vending machine a tote power plant.
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| 50 | Hip Pop | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Hip Pop
Soda brand Gummy Joe drinks at the union meeting.
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| 51 | Homer Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Homer Cola
Homer plans to invent the world's best-tasting cola, but loses his ingredients notes.
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| 52 | J&R Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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J&R Whiskey
What Marge thinks is a very old Civil War figurine passed down from her grandmother turns out to be an early 1970s Johnny Reb liquor bottle, one of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads, a monument to her grandmother's secret drinking problem.
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| 53 | John Lemon | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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John Lemon
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room - a 40 year old novelty beverage.
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| 54 | Johnny Reb [liquor] | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Johnny Reb [liquor]
What Marge thinks is a very old Civil War figurine passed down from her grandmother turns out to be an early 1970s Johnny Reb liquor bottle, one of the J&R Whiskey Liquor Lads, a monument to her grandmother's secret drinking problem.
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| 55 | Juice-Lix | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Juice-Lix
Juice at the Simpsons breakfast table, from the makers of Mueslix.
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| 56 | Kingpin Malt Liquor | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Kingpin Malt Liquor
Sponsor of one of the race cars at the Springfield Dragway.
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| 57 | Koala's Leap Shiraz | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Koala's Leap Shiraz
Australian wine the bartender at Tom O'Flanagan's Pub offers Abe.
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| 58 | Logan's Rum | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Logan's Rum
When Homer drinks it, he is able to see Rachel Cohen, Lisa's imaginary friend.
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| 59 | Mai Tai Mix | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Mai Tai Mix
Product Homer has in his cart at Sprawl-Mart.
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| 60 | Malk | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Malk
Milk product at Springfield Elementary making Bart's bones brittle. "Now with Vitamin R"
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| 61 | Mango Starr | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Mango Starr
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room - a 40 year old novelty beverage.
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| 62 | Maple Soda | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Maple Soda
When Marge is in the hospital recovering from her ski trip accident, Homer does the grocery shopping, returning with Maple Soda, a toy plastic phone filled with candy, Astronaut Bread that comes in a tube and Aerosmith's Sweet Emotions breakfast cereal.
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| 63 | Milk | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Milk
Generic milk product from various episodes.
 
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| 64 | Moe Et Chardon | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Moe Et Chardon
Bottle on shelf in Moe's bar.
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| 65 | Montreal Morn | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Montreal Morn
Coffee that Marge says she's going to brew, the most international coffee in the house, but it turns out there's only Nescafe.
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| 66 | Mop Top Pop | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Mop Top Pop
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room - 40 year old novelty beverage.
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| 67 | Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy
Alcohol brand.
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| 68 | Mt. Swartwelder Apple Cider | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Mt. Swartwelder Apple Cider
Gallon jugs Marge brings back from the family's trip to the Mt. Swartwelder Historical Cider Mill.
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| 69 | Nature's Goodness Soda | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Nature's Goodness Soda
New soda made of 2-4 desoxpropenuramine that Bart drinks as part of his future job testing dangerous food additives in daydream sequence after being chased out of Springfield Christian School.
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| 70 | OJ | Beverage Products | Juice |
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OJ
Generic orange juice at the Simpsons breakfast.
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| 71 | Old Granddad Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Old Granddad Whiskey
Bottle on shelf in Moe's bar.
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| 72 | Old Harper | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Old Harper
Alochol product Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
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| 73 | Olde Ogdenville Ale | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Olde Ogdenville Ale
After Der Zip Zorp finds out at the winner of So You Think You Can Duff? has a tattoo of Olde Ogdenville Ale, he gets disqualified and Homer wins.
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| 74 | Orange Harrison | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Orange Harrison
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room - 40 year old novelty beverage.
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| 75 | Osaka Orangeade Concern | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Osaka Orangeade Concern
Sponsor of the Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish Show, the TV game show in Japan where the Simpsons win enough money to return home. Also the makers of the dangerous looking, but harmless lava featured in one of the challenges.
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| 76 | O'Glums Non-Alcoholic Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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O'Glums Non-Alcoholic Beer
Non-alcoholic beer. "Until you get your license back".
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| 77 | Paddy Old Irish Whiskey | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Paddy Old Irish Whiskey
Irish Whiskey advertised at Tom O'Flanagan's Pub in Dunkilderry, Ireland.
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| 78 | Paul McIced Tea | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Paul McIced Tea
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room - 40 year old novelty beverage.
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| 79 | Pawtucket Patriot Ale | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Pawtucket Patriot Ale
Pater's Griffin from Family Guy's favorite beer.
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| 80 | Pepsi-B | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Pepsi-B
When Apu and Manjula give birth to octuplets, they receive lifetime supplies of baby powder and Pepsi-B. "For Export Only"
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| 81 | Pomme De Cheval Vin Francais | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Pomme De Cheval Vin Francais
Alcohol bottle in Barney's apartment, which he throws out when he decides to get sober.
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| 82 | Quadruple Sec | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Quadruple Sec
Moe's most power drink is called the Forget-Me-Shot, the ultimate brain bleacher. One swig wipes out the last day of your life. Start with a splash of Jagermeister, then add sloe gin, Triple sec, Quadruple sec, gunk from a dog's eye, Absolut Pikl, the red stripe from Aquafresh, and the funniest ingredient, the venom of the Louisiana Lobito-moth. You stir it with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive and presto - the Forget-Me-Shot.
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| 83 | Red Tick Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Red Tick Beer
Homer wants something different, so Moe serves him a Red Tick Beer. "Suck one dry"
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| 84 | Science Water | Beverage Products | Bottled Water |
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Science Water
New drink that Marge discovers while out jogging. The label is all lower case. It's like drinking E.E. Cummings. And each of the flavors is named after a real word, like: "Nourish", "Vitality", "Purple", "Potato-Lime", "I Love the '90s" and "New Car Smell". If you're feeling over-hydrated, that's normal. It just means your bladder's full of science.
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| 85 | Scotch | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Scotch
Generic alcohol product from various episodes.
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| 86 | Screech Owl | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Screech Owl
Alcohol bottle in Barney's apartment, which he throws out when he decides to get sober.
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| 87 | Simpson Gin | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Simpson Gin
The Simpsons cash in on their success, venturing into merchandising, including Simpson Gin, wetting whistles worldwide.
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| 88 | Skittlebrau | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Skittlebrau
Beer that contains Skittles candy.
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| 89 | Slurm | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Slurm
There's a Slurm vending machine in the background during the Rick and Morty couch gag.
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| 90 | Smooshie | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Smooshie
After Apu has an affair with the Squishee girl at Kwik-E-Mart, he replaces the Squishee machine with a Smooshie machine.
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| 91 | Soy Pop  | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Soy Pop
Beverage Lisa attempts to buy at college, but her future husband Hugh Parkfield beats her to it. "Now with gag suppressant"
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| 92 | Sparkling Champagne | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Sparkling Champagne
Bottle on shelf in Moe's bar.
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| 93 | Spring Water | Beverage Products | Bottled Water |
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Spring Water
Generic bottled water product sold for $8 at the concert where two met his girlfriend Becky - he was on fire, but didn't want to pay $8 for the water needed to put out the fire. Becky used her bottle to put out the fire.
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| 94 | Springfield Cellars | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Springfield Cellars
Bottle on shelf in Moe's bar.
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| 95 | Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk | Beverage Products | Milk |
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Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk
Milk product - Fat Tony's rat milk.
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| 96 | Squishee | Beverage Products | Beverages |
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Squishee
Also known as Squishie, or Squishy. Unhealthy frozen drink sold at Kwik-E-Mart, from various episodes.
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| 97 | Steaky | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Steaky
Commercial Bart watches on TV. Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire sauce in a soft drink.
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| 98 | Strolling Rock | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Strolling Rock
Duff Beer competitor.
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| 99 | Tequila | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Tequila
Generically named alcohol product.
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| 100 | Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink
Beverage that Marge buys at the grocery store.
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| 101 | Truckasaurus Champagne | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Truckasaurus Champagne
Champagne the Monster Truck Rally give The Simpsons to apologize for the mishap with Truckasaurus.
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| 102 | Tuborg | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Tuborg
Homer requests the finest beer from Moe for his party at Mr. Burnns' mansion. Moe suggests Tuborg, the beer of Danish Kings.
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| 103 | Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch
Smithers' scotch bottle.
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| 104 | Vermouth | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Vermouth
Generic bottle of vermouth that Charles Heathbar drinks while he serenades Marge.
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| 105 | Vodka | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Vodka
Generic alcohol product from various episodes.
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| 106 | Wine | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Wine
Generic wine product that Bart puts in the cart at CostMo Foods grocery store.
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| 107 | Yacqui Indian Memory Tea | Beverage Products | Tea |
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Yacqui Indian Memory Tea
Tea Marge serves Homer to get him to remember his repressed trauma.
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