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The 99 Cent Porno Store
Krusty is seen exiting, wearing a trench coat and sunglasses.

Aardvark Park

Aardvark Park
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

Aging Animal House

Alberta, Canada Carriage Museum

Aging Animal House
Pound for animals that had once been in show business but are too old to act any more.

Alberta, Canada Carriage Museum
After kidnapping Richard Dean Anderson, Patty and Selma show him photos from their vacations.

The Alco-Hall of Fame

The Amazing Smoking Monkeys

Museum Halls

The Alco-Hall of Fame
A museum at the Duff Days beer festival, featuring famous drunk animatronic historical figures including Babe Ruth and Ben Franklin.

The Amazing Smoking Monkeys
Circus act, featuring test animals from the Screaming Monkey Research Lab that private investigator Dexter Colt framed Lisa for freeing, and selling to a circus.

Arcade

The Art of Milton Burkhart

Arcade
Multiple generic arcades.

The Astonishing Rubber Check

The Art of Milton Burkhart
At the Springfield Stamp Museum, the Simpsons watch a presentation on The Land of the Wild Beasts, a children's book by Milton Burkhart, which is actually just an advertisement for The Hillside Wrangler Steak House. In the book, a parody of Where the Wild Things Are, a young boy is sent to bed without dinner and believes he has been transported to The Land of the Wild Beasts, but he's actually in The Land of the Wild Feasts.

The Astonishing Rubber Check
Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house.

Atherton Library

Atherton Library
Library on the Springfield University campus that Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky mentions at the Cafe Kafka.

Aztec Theater

Aztec Theater
Movie theater in Springfield, from various episodes.

Baboon County, USA

Baboon County, USA
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

Bark Park

Bark: The Suit Your Tree Wears

Bark Park
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

Bark: The Suit Your Tree Wears
Exhibit at the Springfield Natural History Museum.

Barnacle Bay Theater

Barnacle Bay Theater
XXX movie theater on the Barnacle Bay Marina.

Barney's Bowlarama

Bowling Alleys

Barney's Bowlarama
Bowling alley in Springfield.

Barney's New Bowlarama

Bowling Alleys

Barney's New Bowlarama
Bowling alley in Springfield.

Barrel Roll

Barrel Roll
Ride at Duff Gardens.

Bart's Casino

Bart's Casino
Casino Bart opens in his treehouse after gambling is legalized in Springfield, and Bart gets kicked out of Mr. Burns' Casino.

Bart's Place

Bart's Place
Bart's new treehouse and private club that the Amish build.

Beer Hall of Presidents

Beer Hall of Presidents
Museum exhibit at Duff Gardens.

The Beeramid

The Beeramid
Attraction at Duff Gardens. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction.

Beerquarium

Behold Frostillicus: The Frozen Man

Beerquarium
Aquarium filled with beer, attraction at Duff Gardens.

Behold Frostillicus: The Frozen Man
Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Actually Springfield Retirement Castle resident Jasper Beardly.

Billiards

Pool Halls

Billiards
Generic pool hall on the wrong side of the tracks where Bart ends up after running away from Thanksgiving dinner.

Blocko Land

Blocko Land
Theme park made of The Simpsons version of LEGO building blocks. Theme park is divided into three sections: Rectangle Land, Cube Country, and Squaresville.

Blood Bath

Blood Bath
Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station.

Bowlarama

Bowling Alleys

Bowlarama
Bowling alley in Springfield.

Bowlers Hall of Fame

Museum Halls

Bowlers Hall of Fame
Museum in St. Louis, Missouri that Marge mentions, from Simpson family vacation featuring a car shaped like a giant bowing pin.

Brittania

Brittania
Casino proposal presented to - and declined by - Mr. Burns. Gambling with the glitz and glamour of the British Isles. Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits. Fresh from the streets of Sussex, they are.

Bumper Cars

Bungee Jump Against Racism

Bumper Cars
Stylized as "Bumper" Cars. Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park.

Bungee Jump Against Racism
Hullaballooza music festival attraction.

Caesar's Pow Wow Casino

Caesar's Pow Wow Casino
After being turned away from Larva Lake, The Simpsons stumble on a Native American casino. "Now appearing: Carrot Scalp"

The Can of Mystery

The Can of Mystery
Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house.

Captain Blip's Zapateria

Captain Dodge-em's Bumper Cars

Captain Blip's Zapateria
Video game arcade at Springfield Mall.

Captain Dodge-em's Bumper Cars
Ride at Paradise Pier in Springfield.

Caricatures by Aikman

Catch a Pass from Dan Marino

Caricatures by Aikman
Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot.

Catch a Pass from Dan Marino
Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot.

Childrarium

Childrarium
Learning center attraction for children at the Springfield Museum of Natural History.

Chinese Man's Theater

Chinese Man's Theater
Movie theater in Hollywood next door to Mann's Chinese Theater.

The Cirque de Puree

Circuses

The Cirque de Puree
French Canadian circus that comes to Springfield, also known as "The Eighty Dollar Circus". Marge calls it, "A circus full of whimsy and wonder".

City Zoo

City Zoo
Zoo in Springfield.

Coin Palace

Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival

Coin Palace
Casino.

Carnivals

Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival
Carnival business owned by the Rich Texan.

Colonial Phoenix

Colonial Phoenix
Before choosing to visit a dude ranch to escape the song that Homer wrote about Ned Flanders, the Simpsons consider other vacation destinations, including the Denzel Washington Monument, the Wax Museum, a Balloon Ride, Colonial Phoenix and Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village.

Colossus

Colossus
Rollercoaster mentioned by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator - the bride to be that plans to get married on it.

The Contusion

The Contusion
Ride at Duff Gardens.

The Copper Slipper

The Copper Slipper
Casino featuring performer Tom Jones.

Cube Country

Cube Country
Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks.

Dilbert's Flying Cubicle

Dilbert's Flying Cubicle
Rollercoaster.

Discount Lion Safari

Discount Lion Safari
The Simpsons decide to make their weekly visits with Abe Simpson more exciting by taking him to a safari. "You'll think you've driven to Africa!"

Diz-Nee Historical Park

Diz-Nee Historical Park
New name for Fort Springfield.

Diz-Nee-Land

Diz-Nee-Land
Amusement park where Abe Simpson goes to have fun after his new girlfriend Beatrice Simmons dies. "Not affiliated with Disneyland, Disney World, or anything else from the Walt Disney Company."

Double Helix

Double Helix
A DNA shaped slide, attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

Drive-In

Drive-In
Generic movie theater in North Haverbrook.

Duff Gardens

Duff's Designated Drivers Rockin' Fun Zo...

Duff Gardens
Duff Beer themed amusement park.

Duff's Designated Drivers Rockin' Fun Zone
Holding pen for designated drivers at the Duff Days beer festival.

Dupes

Dupes
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip. Nudes on break!

Earthquake Simulator

Earthquake Simulator
Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

Edison Museum

Edison Museum
Museum. T-shirt with picture of a lightbulb for sale at the gift shop in the Edison Museum: "Screw This".

Efcot Center

Efcot Center
Parody of Disney World's Epcot Center, presented by Eastern Airlines. "Eastern Airlines presents The World of Tomorrow"

Elephant Cage

Elephant Cage
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

The Eliminator

The Eliminator
Physical challenge at Rommelwood, Bart and Lisa's new military school, required to pass the academic year. A 150-foot hand-over-hand crawl across a 60-gauge hemp-jute line with a blister factor of 12. The rope is suspended a full 40 feet over a solid British acre of old-growth Connecticut Valley thorn bushes. "Gentlemen, welcome to Flavor Country."

The Emu Experience

The Emu Experience
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

The Enormous Pendulum

Enron's Ride of Broken Dreams.

The Enormous Pendulum
Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land

Enron's Ride of Broken Dreams.
Ride at Efcot Center, parody of Disney World's Epcot Center.

Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land
European version of Itchy & Scratchy Land, parody of Euro Disney.

Euro Krusty Land

Euro Krusty Land
Theme park where Mr. Black, the guy in charge of Kamp Krusty, used to be president until it blew up.

Euro-Dollywood

Euro-Dollywood
Dolly Parton's amusement park in Alabama.

Explosion Land

Explosion Land
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land.

Facination

Facination
Adult movie theater in New York from Homer's flashback story, featuring Jeremiah's Johnson.

Family Fun Center

Family Fun Center
Marge's reward to Bart and Lisa for being selected to be included in the book "Who's Who Among American Elementary School Students", which is actually a scam aimed at parents to pay $95 to have their kids included. "As seen on "When Disaster Strikes 4"

The Fermentarium

The Fermentarium
Attraction at Duff Gardens that Lisa falls in.

Flip-a-Frog

Flip-a-Frog
Carnival game at the Save Our Park Charity Carnival for Springfield Park.

The Flying Giuseppe

The Flying Giuseppe
Circus act at the circus where private investigator Dexter Colt framed Lisa for freeing test animals from the Screaming Monkey Research Lab and selling them to a circus.

Fort Adventure

Fort Adventure
Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a fort made out of old mattresses.

Freak-E-Mart

Freak-E-Mart
Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house.

Fun Center

Fun Center
Miniature golf park where Homer use to work when he and Marge were dating.

Fun World

Fun World
When the Simpsons split up, Homer tells Marge to hide in the abandoned amusement park.

The Future Sphere

The Future Sphere
Attraction at the Efcot Center amusement park. "What people in 1965 imagined life would be like in 1987"

Geek Show

Geysers: Nature's Boring Miracle

Geek Show
Freak show attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival.

Geysers: Nature's Boring Miracle
Exhibit at the Springfield Natural History Museum.

Go-Cart Racing

Go-Cart Racing
Homer ruins his pants when his go-cart seat breaks.

Gold Medallion Club

Gold Medallion Club
Lisa sneaks into the Gold Medallion Club at the Miami Airport while Bart hacks into the computer to find out where Homer and Marge went.

Golddiggers

Golddiggers
Las Vegas casino.

Golden Cages

Gotham Natural History Museum

Golden Cages
Homer takes the kids to Golden Cages, a showbiz animal retirement home for animals that aren't cute anymore. Sign out front: "Aging Animal House - Visit our Cemetery of Lassies".

The Grandma Simpson Peace Museum and Kid...

Gotham Natural History Museum
Museum from Bart's tale of revenge. Bartman kills Snake when he attempts to steal jewels from the museum. Tonight: The Stealable Jewels of the Orient.

The Greatest Show on Dirt

The Grandma Simpson Peace Museum and Kid-teractive Learnatorium
Mr. Burns converts the C. Montgomery Burns Germ Warfare Lab as part of a ruse to trick Homer's mother Mona into lying so she will be sent back to prison.

The Greatest Show on Dirt
The Simpsons visit the Springfield Botanical Gardens in time to witness the blooming of the Sumatran Century Flower. "Our stamens are a pistil!"

H2Whoa!

Habitat for Huge Manatees

H2Whoa!
Ride at water theme park Mt. Splashtown.

Habitat for Huge Manatees
Attraction at the City Zoo in Springfield.

Hall of Man

Hall of Man
Exhibit at the Springfield Museum of Natural History.

Hall of Nosey Neighbors

Hall of Nosey Neighbors
Exhibit at the Museum of Television and TV.

Hall of Shame

Museum Halls

Hall of Shame
Museum featuring professional baseball player Scratchy after he gets caught using steroids.

Hall of Wonders

Hall of Wonders
Exhibit at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

Halo Toss

Halo Toss
Game at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser. "Three throws for a buck"

Hammock Land

Hammock Land
Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land.

Haunted Cash Machine

Haunted Cash Machine
Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. Dispenses images of dead presidents.

Head Basher

Head Basher
Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station.

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Heck House

Heck House
Haunted house at the First Church of Springfield. "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted".

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Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary

Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary
Marge's original vacation choice, before the family overrides her and the The Simpsons go to Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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The History of Weapons!

The History of Weapons!
Lisa drags the family to the Springfield Museum of Natural History. Marge and Lisa are excited to see the "Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History of Women Sewing" exhibit, but it changes to "The History of Weapons!" Exhibit when they arrive, catching Homer and Bart's attention.

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Hollywood Auto Museum

Hollywood Auto Museum
Museum in Hollywood featuring the Munster Mobile, the Monkee Mobile, the Bat Mobile, the Dukes of Hazzard's General Lee, the Road Warrior car and Herbie.

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Hollywood Movie Theater

Hollywood Movie Theater
Rob Reiner's video to persuade the pro football league to bring a team to Los Angeles includes a generic version of Mann's Chinese Theater and celebrities singing a song called Springfield Blows.

105

Holy Roller-coaster

Holy Roller-coaster
Ride at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser.

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HolyLand

Homer and His Amazing Redenbacher Dreamc...

HolyLand
Location on Marge's "My Goals" list: "Visit HolyLand, return safely"

107

Homer and His Amazing Redenbacher Dreamcoat's Kernel Knowledge
Homer's act at How Low Will You Go?, the gross-out talent contest in the KBBL parking lot that Homer enters to try to win a trip to Maui, sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's Pudding. He wears a suit made out of popcorn kernels and makes them pop with a hairdryer.

108

Homerland

Homer's Museum of Hollywood Jerks

Homerland
Homer comes up with some big plans for an amusement park after picking up a free trampoline.

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Homer's Museum of Hollywood Jerks
Homer's tour he comes up with after being rejected by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger when they are staying in Springfield. "Step right up and see the world's greatest mobile collection of Alec-and-Ron-and-Kimorabilia!"

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Itchy & Scratchy Land

Itchy & Scratchy Penny Arcade

Itchy & Scratchy Land
Itchy & Scratchy themed amusement park, parody of Disneyland, from various episodes.

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Itchy & Scratchy Penny Arcade
Arcade in Itchy & Scratchy Land. "All games 75 Cents."

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Itchy's Mine Field

Itchy's Mine Field
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land, presented by Laramie Cigarettes.

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It's a Long Line

It's a Long Line
Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park.

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Jewish Walk of Fame

Jewish Walk of Fame
Attraction in Krusty's old neighborhood that Krusty visits. "Where the chosen get chosen"

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Jimbo's Spookhouse

Joan Bushwell's Chimp Refugee

Jimbo's Spookhouse
Attraction at the Springfield Elementary School Carnival. Actually just Jimbo and his fellow bullies, waiting to steal your money.

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Joan Bushwell's Chimp Refugee
Chimpanzee rescue organization that the Simpsons encounter while on an African safari in Pepsi presents New Zanzibar, previously known as New Zanzibar, and before that Tanzania. As it turns out, Joan Bushwell is using the chimps as slaves to dig in diamond mines.

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King David's Wild Ride

King David's Wild Ride
Ride at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died.

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Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy

Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy
Carny game at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival.

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Knowledgeum

Knowledgeum
The new hands on learning environment "Where science is explained with brightly colored balls."

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Krustyland

Krustyland House of Knives

Krustyland
Krusty the Clown theme park.

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Krustyland House of Knives
Attraction that Krusty mentions at press conference: "I contend the tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House of Knives."

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Krusty's Prop Museum

Krusty's Prop Museum
Bart stumbles onto a museum in Krusty's studio. Admission $50. No refunds.

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La Saignee

La Saignee
Theme park attraction listed on the "Maneges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land. "Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres.

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Lackluster Video

Lackluster Video
The Simpsons rent the movie Love Story. "If it doesn't star Sandra Bullock, your rental is free"

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Larry's Chinese Theatre

Larry's Chinese Theatre
Local movie theater in Springfield, parody of Hollywood's Grauman's/Mann's Chinese Theatre.

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Lazy I Ranch

Lazy I Ranch
The Simpsons visit a dude ranch to escape the song Homer wrote about Ned Flanders. "Formerly Wandering I Nudist Colony"

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Le Massacreur

Le Massacreur
Theme park attraction listed on the "Maneges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land. "Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres.

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Le Pulverisatuer

Learn and Touch Reptile Zoo

Le Pulverisatuer
Theme park attraction listed on the "Maneges hors d'usage" sign at Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land. "Rides Not Operating Today" at regular Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Le Pulverisatuer, La Saignee, Le massacreur, Poste des Infirmidres.

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Learn and Touch Reptile Zoo
Springfield Elementary school field trip where they have to leave because Otto was riding the giant tortoise naked.

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Limited Appeal Theater

Limited Appeal Theater
Lisa wins 4 free tickets to see Kosovo Autumn, the latest film by acclaimed director Mladzieul Klernt, playing at the Limited Appeal Theater. Winner of the Romanian Film Festival's prestigious Golden Bucket award.

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Lisa Land

The Lisa Simpson Home for Abandoned Anim...

Lisa Land
When Lisa is believed to have been killed when the tree she was trying to save is struck by lightning, the Omni-Pave construction company promises to create a nature preserve. Lisa reveals herself to be alive when they go back on their word, declaring their intention to create a theme park called Lisa Land in her honor.

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Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo

The Lisa Simpson Home for Abandoned Animals
Bart decides to donate the proceeds from the benefit to raise money for his arm surgey to housing all the animals that Lisa rescued.

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Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport Public Li...

Little Bo Peep's Petting Zoo
Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park.

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Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport Public Library
Library that Lisa is tempted to visit, and imagines the character Pippi talking to her.

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Log Ride

Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History o...

Log Ride
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land.

136

Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History of Women Sewing
Lisa drags the family to the Springfield Museum of Natural History. Marge and Lisa are excited to see the "Looms, Labor and Liberation: A History of Women Sewing" exhibit, but it changes to "The History of Weapons!" Exhibit when they arrive, catching Homer and Bart's attention.

137

Louvre: American Style

Louvre: American Style
Art gallery where Homer's failed BBQ Pit Kit is displayed. "Inside: Outsider Art"

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Lucky Casino

Lucky Casino
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip.

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The Lucky Savage

The Lucky Savage
Homer builds a casino on the South Pacific island of Microatia where he's supposed to be doing missionary work when he runs away from OBS.

140

Macro-scope

Macro-scope
Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

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Mangler

Mangler
Theme park attraction listed on the "Rides Not Operating Today" sign when the Simpsons arrive at Itchy & Scratchy Land. Full list: Head Basher, Blood Bath, Mangler, Nurse's Station.

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Maniac Mirror

Maniac Mirror
Attraction at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park.

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Marine World

Marine World
Water theme park.

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Merlin's Video Dungeon

Merlin's Video Dungeon
Video game arcade at Sir Putts-A-Lot Merrie Olde Fun Centre.

145

Merry Pervert

Merry Pervert
Adult movie theater in New York from Homer's flashback story, featuring The Godfather's Parts, II and Five Sleazy Pieces.

146

Millionaires Club

Millionaires Club
Private club at the top of the Springfield Trade Center where Mr. Burns dines.

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Mr. Burns' Casino

Mr. Burns' Casino
Casino owned by Monty Burns, also known as The Monty Burns Casino.

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Mr. Frog's Mild Ride

Mr. Frog's Mild Ride
Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park.

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Mr. Troy's Wild Ride

Mr. Troy's Wild Ride
Joke Troy makes to Selma when trying to convince her that their sham marriage is better than any traditional marriage.

150

Mt. Splashmore

Mt. Splashmore
Water theme park where Krusty the Clown films his childrens show for a week, later visited by The Simpson family.

151

Mt. Verticool

Mt. Verticool
Climbing wall at Ruffintumble's Fun Zone, the indoor amusement center where Marge takes Rod and Todd Flanders.

152

Muckville USA

The Museum of Barnyard Oddities

Muckville USA
Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a muddy pit.

153

The Museum of Barnyard Oddities
After dropping Abe Simpson off at the Springfield Retirement Castle, the Simpsons brainstorm a more exciting place to take him next week. Bart suggests The Museum of Barnyard Oddities.

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Museum of Modern Bart

Museum of Sadness and Oppression

Museum of Modern Bart
Bart creates a museum in his treehouse to show off his $1000 bill, complete with gift shop selling T-shirts and Bartforum magazine. T-shirts include: "I Saw $1000" and "MoMB".

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Museum of Sadness and Oppression
Homer takes Lisa to the museum.

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Museum of Sandpaper

Museum of Stuffed Animalsa

Museum of Sandpaper
Building Luke Perry crashes through when he gets shot out of a cannon during Krusty's Komeback Special.

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Museum of Stuffed Animalsa
Homer as Paul Bunyan empties out the Museum of Stuffed Animals to impress Marge, from the Singing Hobo's Paul Bunyan story.

158

Museum of Suffering

Museum of Suffering
Marge hangs out with the Cheery Red Tomatoes, eating dinner at Johnny Fiestas, visiting the Museum of Suffering and going skydiving.

159

Museum of Swordfish

The Museum of Television and TV

Museum of Swordfish
Museum in Springfield.

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The Museum of Television and TV
Museum.

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The Nauseator

The Nauseator
Theme park attraction at the Nauseator heard over P.A.: "Mop-and-Bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator."

162

Nero's Palace

Nero's Palace
Las Vegas casino.

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New Haven Uptown Uniplex

New Haven Uptown Uniplex
Local cinematorium where Mr. Burns takes Larry's mother Lily to see Gone with the Wind, where their passions are inflamed by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word Damn.

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Newark Newark

Newark Newark
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip. Parody of New York New York casino. Presents: Legends of Cleavage.

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Newton's Revenge

Newton's Revenge
Rollercoaster T-shirt worn by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator.

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Noiseland Video Arcade

Noiseland Video Arcade
Arcade in Springfield, from various episodes.

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Octo Sapiens

The Offensive Baseball Cap

Octo Sapiens
New zoo exhibit featuring Apu and Manjula's octuplets. "From the collection of Apu and Manjula"

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The Offensive Baseball Cap
Attraction at Freak-E-Mart, when Apu turns Kwik-E-Mart into a haunted house. "Do you dare read it?"

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Old Springfield Library

Old Springfield Library
Library in Springfield.

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Olde Springfield Towne

Onward Paintball Soldiers

Olde Springfield Towne
Entertainment park in Springfield.

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Pageant of the Transmundane

Onward Paintball Soldiers
Attraction at the Protestant Youth Festival, where Marge takes Bart to the Protestant Youth Festival sway him away from converting to Catholicism.

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Pageant of the Transmundane
Also known as the Hullabalooza freak-show, which Homer joins, getting hit in the stomach with cannonballs as The Man with the Iron Stomach, also known as The man who embodies everything about rock and roll, except the music.

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Panda-monium

Panda-monium
Exhibit at the Zoo in Springfield, where Mr. Burns makes Homer dress up as a panda.

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The Paralyzer

The Paralyzer
Ride at the Springfield Elementary School Carnival.

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Parents' Island

Peabody Museum of Natural History

Parents' Island
The adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land, featuring dancing, bowling, fashionable shops, over 100 bars and saloons and a world-class chemical-dependency center. Also, TV Town, Hammock Land and Recipe-related Bumper Cars.

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Peabody Museum of Natural History
Museum where Mr. Burns and Larry's mother Lily sneak in and express their love physically under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, as was the style of the time.

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Peacock

Peacock
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip.

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The Pharoah's Curse

The Pharoah's Curse
Rollercoaster mentioned by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator - the bride to be that plans to get married on it.

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Pitch 'n' Putt

Plaster Mountain Theme Park

Miniature Golf

Pitch 'n' Putt
Miniature golf course where Homer invites Ned Flanders to get in a quick nine.

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Plaster Mountain Theme Park
Theme park where Dwight takes Marge, where his mother abandoned him.

181

Plato's Republic Casino

Plato's Republic Casino
Casino.

182

The Playdude Treehouse

The Prairie Dog Experience

The Playdude Treehouse
After Bart and Milhouse find Homer's stash of Playdude magazine that Homer threw out because Marge cut out all the nude women, Bart renames his treehouse and throws a party. Also referred to the Playdude Mansion Springfield.

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The Prairie Dog Experience
Exhibit at the zoo - currently closed.

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Praiseland

Praiseland
Maude designed a Christian amusement park.

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Quicksands

Quicksands
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip, featuring the Satin Knights singing The Moody Blues, with opening act: The Moody Blues.

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Rattlesnake Sanctuary

Recipe-related Bumper Cars

Rattlesnake Sanctuary
Burns Media empire goons run Homer and the kids off the road while they attempt to deliver the latest edition of Lisa's Red Dress newspaper, sending them crashing into a snake sanctuary.

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Recipe-related Bumper Cars
Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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Rectangle Land

Rickety Brothers Amusement Park

Rectangle Land
Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks.

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Rickety Brothers Amusement Park
Amusement park in Niagara Falls, New York where Homer and Marge go to escape from Bart and Lisa - and where Bart and Lisa go to give their parents some space.

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Rivera's

Rivera's
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip. Featuring a theatrical production called Okla-Homo!

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Robusto

Robusto
Performer at Paradise Pier in Springfield. "World's Strongest Man"

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Rock 'N' Roll Wax Museum

Rock 'N' Roll Wax Museum
While whacked out on Nappien, Homer causes trouble at the Rock 'N' Roll Wax Museum.

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Rock-A-Bye Riptide

Rock-A-Bye Riptide
Kiddie pool at water theme park Mt. Splashtown.

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Rockin' Ark

Rockin' Ark
Rollercoaster ride at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died.

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Route 18 Drive-In

Route 18 Flea Market and Drive-in

Route 18 Drive-In
Troy McClure takes Marge's sister Selma out to see one of his movies at the Route 18 Drive-In.

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Route 18 Flea Market and Drive-in
Drive-in movie theater showing the movie Muppets Go Medieval, where Troy takes Selma.

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Ruffintumble's Fun Zone

Ruffintumble's Fun Zone
Indoor amusement center where Marge takes Rod and Todd Flanders. "Ball pit dredged for homeless daily" According to Marge, "Everything's covered in foam, and it's owned by a corporation, so you know it's safe."

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Safari Casino

Safari Casino
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip, featuring daredevil Lance Murdock in a production called Lance Murdock's Suicycle.

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Santa's Village

Save Our Park Charity Carnival

Santa's Village
Christmas themed amusement park from various episodes.

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The Screamatorium of Dr. Frightmarestein...

Carnivals

Save Our Park Charity Carnival
The Simpsons visit Springfield Park to find it has gone downhill. Marge suggests a carnival to save the park, but there's already one in progress.

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The Screamatorium of Dr. Frightmarestein
Attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival.

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Searing Gas Pain Land

See What You'd Look Like in Hell

Searing Gas Pain Land
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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See What You'd Look Like in Hell
Attraction at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser - a mirror that shows you in Hell.

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Sex Education Pavilion

Sex Education Pavilion
Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

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Shameful Bros. Circus

Shelbyville Bird Sanctuary

Circuses

Shameful Bros. Circus
Circus that Lisa passes, closed by popular demand, and ends up rescuing the animals.

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Shelbyville Dance Theater

Shelbyville Bird Sanctuary
Bart takes the GPS tracker out of his cell phone and attaches it to a Scarlet Tanager bird.

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Shelbyville Dance Theater
Barney, as the Plow King, makes a donation.

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Shelbyville Players

Shelbyville Players
Theater troupe on the bus that Marge blocks when she parks in the middle of the road on the Springfield Memorial Bridge.

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Simpson Laser Tag

Sir Putts-a-Lot Miniature Golf Course

Simpson Laser Tag
Homer goes to work with his dad to get Marge money for college. "Enjoy this fast while it lasts".

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Smithsonian Traveling Exhibit

Miniature Golf

Sir Putts-a-Lot Miniature Golf Course
Local miniature golf course.

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Smithsonian Traveling Exhibit
Lisa's choice for the kids' day with dad, sponsored by Omni Touch.

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Snowshoe Casino

Snowshoe Casino
Las Vegas casino, from Homer and Ned's gambling trip, featuring the Arctic Circle Showroom, currently presenting a theatrical production called Klon-Dykes!

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Solomon's Temple

Springfield Air and Space Museum

Solomon's Temple
Attraction at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died.

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Springfield Animal Refuge

Springfield Air and Space Museum
Mr. Burns rents out the museum for his employees in order to announce the cancellation of the prescription drug plan. "Welcome Springfield Nuclear Plant Employees!"

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Springfield Animal Refuge
Zoo where Bart sets his elephant Stampy free.

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Springfield Aquarium

Springfield Aquarium
Aquarium in Springfield.

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Springfield Cinema

Springfield Cinema
Movie theater in Springfield.

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Springfield Country Club

Springfield Dinner Theater

Springfield Country Club
Principal Skinner claims he spent his summer as the maitre d at the Springfield Country Club. Jimbo says his dad told him he was actually a busboy.

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Springfield Dinner Theater
Restaurant in Springfield.

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Springfield Drive-in

Springfield Elementary School Carnival

Springfield Drive-in
Drive in movie theater.

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Springfield Folk Art Museum

Carnivals

Springfield Elementary School Carnival
"The Happiest Place on Earth"

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Springfield Glen Country Club

Springfield Folk Art Museum
Museum that Lisa and her new best friend Juliet visit.

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Springfield Googolplex Theatres

Springfield Glen Country Club
Country club from various episodes.

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Springfield Googolplex Theatres
Local movie theater in Springfield, from various episodes.

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Springfield IMAX

Springfield Medical Library

Springfield IMAX
Bart takes Edna out on a "pity date from a ten year old" to see Nature's Biggest Holes at the Springfield IMAX.

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Springfield Medical Library
Library where Dr. Nick researches Homer's operation.

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Springfield Museum

Springfield Museum of Natural History

Springfield Museum
The Springfield Cat Burglar steals the world's largest cubic zirconia.

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Springfield Natural History Museum

Springfield Museum of Natural History
Also called Springfield Natural History Museum, local museum in Springfield from various episodes.

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Springfield Palace of Fine Arts

Springfield Natural History Museum
In Moe's story, Snake arrives in town after finding buried treasure while excavating a Mayan pyramid.

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Springfield Palace of Fine Arts
Mr. Burns' donation provides for a new wing of the building, where Marge's portrait of him is unveiled.

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Springfield Petting Zoo

Springfield Petting Zoo
Petting zoo where the Simpsons take Homer's new nerd friends from college.

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The Springfield Players

The Springfield Players
In the story Marge tells Lisa about MacBeth, Homer stars in the the Springfield Players production of MacBeth at the Springfield Community Playhouse.

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Springfield Press Club

Springfield Public Library

Springfield Press Club
Lisa eats dinner with Marge's old friend from high school Chloe Talbot. "We have a liberal bias... toward great meal deals!"

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Springfield Public Library
Local library in Springfield, from various episodes.

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Springfield Roller Disco

Skating Rinks

Springfield Roller Disco
When the Simpsons split up, Homer tells Bart to hide in the spooky roller disco.

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Springfield Skating Rink

Skating Rinks

Springfield Skating Rink
Local skating rink where the kids play ice hockey.

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Springfield Stamp Museum

Springfield Stamp Museum
When the neighborhood protests construction of a stamp museum, the decision is made to build it on the site of Springfield Cemetery, and relocate the cemetery to the Simpsons' neighborhood.

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Springfield Tar Pits

Springfield Tar Pits
Location where Bart goes looking for his elephant Stampy. The best Tar Entertainment -Time Magazine.

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Springfield Video

Springfield Video
Video rental store in Springfield, from various episodes.

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Springfield Wax Museum

Springfield Wax Museum
Wax museum in Springfield.

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Springfield Wing Walkers

Springfield Wing Walkers
Group of female performers from the golden age of aircraft, featuring none other than Agnes Skinner. Seen in film at the Springfield Air and Space Museum.

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Springfield Zoo

Springfield Zoo
Zoo in Springfield.

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Springfield-X

Springfield-X
Adult movie theater in Springfield.

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Springsonian Museum

Squaresville [Blocko Land]

Springsonian Museum
Museum in Springfield, host of the new Treasures of Isis exhibit that Lisa wants to attend.

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Squaresville [Blocko Land]
Neighborhood in Blocko Land, the amusement park made entirely of Blocko brand assembly fun blocks.

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Stardust Drive-in

Stardust Drive-in
While on their truck driving adventure, Homer and Bart watch The Monster that Ate Everybody at the Stardust Drive-in.

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Storytime Village

Sultry Sows of the South Seas

Storytime Village
Amusement park in Springfield.

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Take a Leak with NFL Greats

Sultry Sows of the South Seas
Circus act, featuring test animals from the Screaming Monkey Research Lab that private investigator Dexter Colt framed Lisa for freeing, and selling to a circus.

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Things that Shouldn't Talk, But Do

Take a Leak with NFL Greats
Booth in the Super Bowl parking lot.

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Things that Shouldn't Talk, But Do
Exhibit at the Museum of Television and TV.

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The Three Little Pigs

The Three Little Pigs
Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park.

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Tilt 'N' Spew

Tilt 'N' Spew
Ride at the Plaster Mountain Theme Park.

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Tipsy-Whirl

Tipsy-Whirl
Ride at the Duff Days beer festival, for kids to see what's like to get drunk.

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Toddlerville Trolley

Toddlerville Trolley
Attraction at the Storytown Village amusement park.

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Tooth Chipper

Tooth Chipper
Rollercoaster at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival.

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Top Hat Theater

Top Hat Theater
Bart charges kids 50 cents to watch pornographic movies on the adult themed Top Hat Entertainment Channel, on the Simpsons' new cable TV service.

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Torture Land

Torture Land
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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Trampoline World

Treasures of Isis [exhibit]

Trampoline World
Attraction at Homer's amusement park called Homerland in his daydream, a single trampoline.

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Treasures of Isis [exhibit]
New museum exhibit at the Springsonian museum that Lisa wants to attend.

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Tunnel of Abstinence

Tunnel of Abstinence
Ride at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser.

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TV Town

U.S.S. Sea Spanker Naval Museum

TV Town
Theme park attraction on Parents' Island, the adult section of Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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U.S.S. Sea Spanker Naval Museum
Bart's new boy band The Party Posse performs on a retired aircraft carrier turned museum docked at the Springfield Squidport.

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Ultimate Fighting Zoo

Ultimate Fighting Zoo
Zoo in North Haverbrook.

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Unnecessary Surgery Land

Unnecessary Surgery Land
Theme park attraction at Itchy & Scratchy Land.

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Vegas Town Casino

Vegas Town Casino
Casino where Mr. Burns sends Nessie the Loch Ness monster to work.

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VHS Village

Vic Tayback Motel and Casino

VHS Village
Video rental store. "Formerly The Beta Barn."

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Vic Tayback Motel and Casino
Homer and the kids watch Has-Been Celebrity Poker, a TV show filmed at Vic Tayback Motel and Casino in downtown Las Vegas, featuring Krusty the Clown.

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Video Village

Video Village
Local store where Santa's Little Helper and his new girlfriend go looking for handouts.

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Videos of Springfield

Videos of Springfield
Video rental store in the background when Marge suggests the town spend Mr. Burns' money on fixing up Main Street.

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The Visible Computer

The Visible Computer
Attraction at the Knowledgeum, a new hands on learning environment in Springfield.

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Volcano Bungee Jump

Volcano Bungee Jump
Service featured in Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. $5.

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Volunteer Players

Volunteer Players
Springfield Volunteer Fire Department show to educate children on fire safety.

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Vomit Mountain

Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village

Vomit Mountain
Rollercoaster T-shirt worn by one of the out-of-town rollercoaster weirdos that shows up in Springfield for the unveiling and Homer's new and improved Zoominator.

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Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village
Before choosing to visit a dude ranch to escape the song that Homer wrote about Ned Flanders, the Simpsons consider other vacation destinations, including the Denzel Washington Monument, the Wax Museum, a Balloon Ride, Colonial Phoenix and Walter Gropius's Bauhaus Village.

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The Washing Machine

The Washing Machine
Ride at Duff Gardens.

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Wavewalker

Wavewalker
Ride at water theme park Mt. Splashtown.

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Wax Museum

Wax Museum
Generic wax museum.

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Whack a Satan

Whack a Satan
Game at Praiseland, the Christian amusement park that Maude Flanders designed before she died.

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Whack-A-Moses

Whack-A-Moses
Game at Reverend Lovejoy's Church Fundraiser.

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Whiplash

Whiplash
Rollercoaster ride at Duff Gardens.

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Wild Animal Kingdom

Wild Animal Kingdom
Zoo in Springfield. Born free, then caged.

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Wildlife Sanctuary

Wonders of the Gulf Coast

Wildlife Sanctuary
Homer helps the bear that attacked him find a new home.

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Wonders of the Gulf Coast
Exhibit at the Springfield Aquarium.

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Woodstock

Woodstock
Casino proposal presented to - and declined by - Mr. Burns.

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Yard Work Simulator

Yard Work Simulator
Virtual reality attraction at Colonel Tex's Traveling Carnival.

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Zoo

Zoo
Local zoo in Springfield.

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The Zoominator