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| Music 1983. Featuring Joe Genaro, Rodney Linderman, Dean Sabatino and Dan Stevens. |  | |
Total Record Results: 2 - Medium: MUSIC / Group: BBB / Category: ENTERTAINMENT |
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| # | | 1 | Air Crash Museum   | Entertainment | Museums | |
Air Crash Museum
"Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise, my lawn was full of bodies, just a gatherin' up the flies. A big ol' jet liner had dropped from out of the sky. Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't believe my eyes. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly, loadin' up my tractor, gonna take the bodies inside. Betty Lou will bring the sawdust, and I've got the formaldehyde, I'm callin' up my neighbors, tTell 'em all to drop by. A body stuffin' party, and we'll bake some kidney pie. We're gonna stuff 'em, put 'em on display, 'tween Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly. We'll have our own Air crash museum, people lined for miles, just to see 'em. Jim Croce's in the corner, the Big Bopper's by the stairs. Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen, but nobody cares.
| | 2 | The Mixer | Entertainment | Amusement Rides | |
The Mixer
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession.
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