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| 1 | The Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens an... | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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The Bible Book of Remodeling Kitchens and Bathrooms
Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
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| 2 | The Book of Very Common Prayer | Literature | Books-Religious |
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The Book of Very Common Prayer
Chapter 24. Best-selling book of prayers attributed to Tender Branson that includes The Prayer to Delay Orgasm, The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss and The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms, among others.
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| 3 | The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume I... | Literature | Books-Religious |
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The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II
Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out. According to Tender Branson, the prayers are getting a little witchy: For example, The Prayer to Make Someone Love You. Or, The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind.
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| 4 | Money-Making Secrets of the Bible | Literature | Books-Religious |
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Money-Making Secrets of the Bible
Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
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| 5 | The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer Against Drivetrain Noise
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 6 | The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm We... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer Against Excessive Underarm Wetness
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 7 | The Prayer for a Parking Space | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer for a Parking Space
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Oh, divine and merciful God, History is without equal for how much I will adore You, when You give me today, a place to park. For You are the provider. And You are the source. From You all good is delivered. Within You all is found. In Your care will I find respite. With Your guidance, will I find peace. To stop, to rest, to idle, to park. These are Yours to give me. This is what I ask. Amen."
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| 8 | The Prayer for a Second Interview | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer for a Second Interview
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 9 | The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensiti... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer for Increased Vaginal Sensitivity
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 10 | The Prayer for Signing Important Documen... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer for Signing Important Documents You Don't Read
Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
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| 11 | The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Create Extra Storage Space
Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
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| 12 | The Prayer to Delay Orgasm | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Delay Orgasm
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 13 | The Prayer to Induce Erection | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Induce Erection
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 14 | The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Locate a Lost Contact Lens
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 15 | The Prayer to Lose Weight | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Lose Weight
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 16 | The Prayer to Maintain an Erection | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Maintain an Erection
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 17 | The Prayer to Make Someone Love You | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Make Someone Love You
Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II.
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| 18 | The Prayer to Make Traffic Move | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Make Traffic Move
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 19 | The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "God of ultimate stewardship, Shepherd of thine flock, As You would succor the least of Your charges, As You would rescue the most lost of Your lambs, Restore to me the full measure of my glory. Preserve in me the remainder of my youth. All of Creation is Yours to provide. All of Creation is Yours to withhold. God of limitless bounty, Consider my suffering. Amen."
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| 20 | The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Prevent Parking Tickets
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 21 | The Prayer to Procrastinate | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Procrastinate
Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
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| 22 | The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspa... | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Recycle Accumulated Newspapers
Chapter 20. Incantation that Tender Branson mentions reciting when the Sensitive Materials Interment Bill had passed the House and the Senate and the president was signing it into law.
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| 23 | The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Remove Mildew Stains
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 24 | The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Silence Barking Dogs
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 25 | The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 26 | The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Stop Plumbing Leaks
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson.
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| 27 | The Prayer to Stop Smoking | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Stop Smoking
Chapter 24. Incantation from the best-selling Book of Very Common Prayer by Tender Branson. "Our most Holy Father, Take from me the choice You have given. Assume control of my will and habits. Wrest from me power over my own behavior. May it be Your decision how I act. May it be by Your hands, my every failing. Then if I still smoke, may I accept that my smoking is Your will. Amen."
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| 28 | The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Prayer to Strike Your Enemy Blind
Chapter 19. Incantation featured in Tender Branson's The Book of Very Common Prayer, Volume II.
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| 29 | Saved from Salvation | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Saved from Salvation
Chapter 21. Best-selling autobiography of Creedish Church survivor Tender Branson.
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| 30 | Sex Secrets of the Bible | Literature | Books-Religious |
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Sex Secrets of the Bible
Chapter 19. Book in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out.
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