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| 1 | Ahoy! Mating   | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Ahoy! Mating
Romance novel that Linda reads.
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| 2 | Aku No Kuriketto | Literature | Comic Books |
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Aku No Kuriketto
Graphic novel that Louise mentions: Aku No Kuriketto, volume ten. There's a seishin dobutsu A demon spirit That can possess dead animals to attack people who wronged them.
 
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| 3 | Alexander Graham Bell | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Alexander Graham Bell
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 4 | All Hands on Rick | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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All Hands on Rick
Romance novel that Linda reads.
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| 5 | Amelia Earhart | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Amelia Earhart
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 6 | American History | Literature | Textbooks |
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American History
Generic textbook in Tina's school locker.
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| 7 | Are You There God? It's Me, Fart | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Are You There God? It's Me, Fart
Book Tina reads in Gene's short story Fart School for the Gifted. Parody of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
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| 8 | The Ballad of Gayle and Jo Gene | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Ballad of Gayle and Jo Gene
Gene's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival.
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| 9 | Book of Spells | Literature | Books-Magic |
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Book of Spells
Book that Mr. Ambrose recommends to Tina when she comes to the library to research witches and bread for her sand-witch costume.
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| 10 | Bosom Bloodies [book] | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Bosom Bloodies [book]
Bob and Teddy watch the Halloween feature Bosom Bloodies on TV, based on a book series. Name inspired by TV series Bosom Buddies.
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| 11 | The Bribe-le | Literature | Books-Religious |
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The Bribe-le
Joke Gene makes when he's mad at Linda for bribing Donovan the play director to put him in his play: Go away! Or, better yet, go read the Holy Bribe-le!
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| 12 | Buddy's Rainbow | Literature | Books-Children |
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Buddy's Rainbow
Book Louise was supposed to read for her book report.
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| 13 | Buttloose | Literature | Short Stories |
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Buttloose
Volume of Tina's new freakier erotic fan fiction that she reads in the school cafeteria. Parody of Footloose.
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| 14 | Buzz Aldrin | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Buzz Aldrin
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 15 | Careers in Skateboarding | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Careers in Skateboarding
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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| 16 | Catamarans | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Catamarans
Book in the lakeside cabin that the Belchers rent.
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| 17 | Charles Darwin | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Charles Darwin
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 18 | Chester A. Arthur | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Chester A. Arthur
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 19 | Child Welfare Guidelines | Literature | Books-Reference |
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Child Welfare Guidelines
Book that Mr. Frond consults to determine when it's necessary to bring Social Services into the situation.
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| 20 | Chimp Blimp Battles the Imps | Literature | Books-Children |
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Chimp Blimp Battles the Imps
Book Gene reads.
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| 21 | The Darkest Crevice | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Darkest Crevice
Romance novel by Naomi Sablan that the kids find on the beach.
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| 22 | David Attenborough | Literature | Books-Biography |
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David Attenborough
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 23 | The Deadliest Zin | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Deadliest Zin
The latest mystery novel by Q.R. Dunlop, whose books are set in the world of fine wine. Linda attends a reading by the author at the mall bookstore.
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| 24 | Death Cabernet for Cutie | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Death Cabernet for Cutie
Mystery novel by Q.R. Dunlop that Linda mentions having read, whose books are set in the world of fine wine.
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| 25 | The Dinosaur Went to the Store | Literature | Books-Children |
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The Dinosaur Went to the Store
Childrens book at the Public Library used for the read-off between Punky Bookster and the Wizard of Books.
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| 26 | Dirty Tricks: When Doves Cry - the Art o... | Literature | Books-Magic |
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Dirty Tricks: When Doves Cry - the Art of Sabotage
Book that Tine buys at Wands, Wands, Wands magic store.
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| 27 | Don't Wipe with that: Hiking the Appalac... | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Don't Wipe with that: Hiking the Appalachian Trail
Audio book that Austin is listening to, the employee at Outdoor Adventure World who is camping out inside the store until his trip to hike the Appalachian Trail.
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| 28 | Enemies of Magic | Literature | Books-Magic |
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Enemies of Magic
Book where Sazerac writes Bob's name, cursing him.
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| 29 | English | Literature | Textbooks |
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English
Generic textbook from multiple episodes.
 
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| 30 | English 2 | Literature | Textbooks |
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English 2
Generic textbook in Louise's locker.
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| 31 | The Equestranauts [comic book] | Literature | Comic Books |
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The Equestranauts [comic book]
Comic book series in the Equestranauts fantasy media franchise. Parody of My Little Pony.
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| 32 | Erotic Bones | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Bones
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 33 | Erotic Cinderella | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Cinderella
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 34 | Erotic E.R. | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic E.R.
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 35 | Erotic Friend Fiction | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Friend Fiction
Tina's erotic fiction with the people at school, and zombies.
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| 36 | Erotic Garfield | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Garfield
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 37 | Erotic Good Wife | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Good Wife
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 38 | Erotic Gossip Girl | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Gossip Girl
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 39 | Erotic Harry Potter | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Harry Potter
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 40 | Erotic Law and Order | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Law and Order
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 41 | Erotic Muppets | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Muppets
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 42 | Erotic Twilight | Literature | Short Stories |
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Erotic Twilight
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 43 | Everybody Has a Tushy | Literature | Books-Children |
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Everybody Has a Tushy
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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| 44 | Fahrenheit Fart 5 | Literature | Books-Children |
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Fahrenheit Fart 5
Book Gene reads in his short story Fart School for the Gifted. Parody of Fahrenheit 451.
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| 45 | Fart School for the Gifted [short story] | Literature | Short Stories |
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Fart School for the Gifted [short story]
Gene's short story.
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| 46 | The Fast and the Flirt-ious | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Fast and the Flirt-ious
Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Fast and the Furious.
 
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| 47 | Friday Night Meats | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Friday Night Meats
Book that horse meat distributor Jack Conway is writing.
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| 48 | From Pakistan to Burger Stand | Literature | Books-Biography |
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From Pakistan to Burger Stand
Book by chef Skip Marooch, Bob's competitor in the Best Burger contest.
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| 49 | Gayle of Thrones | Literature | Short Stories |
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Gayle of Thrones
Louise's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival.
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| 50 | Geography | Literature | Textbooks |
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Geography
Generic textbook.
 
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| 51 | Get Back Out There and Make New Friends ... | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Get Back Out There and Make New Friends After the Divorce
Book Bob's new friend Steve mentions that he's currently reading.
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| 52 | Grease: Extra Greasy | Literature | Short Stories |
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Grease: Extra Greasy
Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Grease.
 
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| 53 | He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present ... | Literature | Books-Biography |
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He's Just Picking His Nose Till Present Time
Joke Gene makes about Colton when Louise says the phrase at Colton's birthday party: That'd be a great name for his autobiography.
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| 54 | History | Literature | Textbooks |
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History
Textbook in Alex's locker.
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| 55 | The Hot Guy Manifesto | Literature | Books-Sociology |
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The Hot Guy Manifesto
Book Gene mentions during Jimmy Jr.'s campaign commercial.
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| 56 | How St. Patrick Got His Groove Back | Literature | Short Stories |
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How St. Patrick Got His Groove Back
Tina's erotic fiction story that the Belcher family discusses while eating breakfast.
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| 57 | Jacques Cousteau | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Jacques Cousteau
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 58 | John Quincy Adams | Literature | Books-Biography |
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John Quincy Adams
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 59 | Johnny Carson | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Johnny Carson
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 60 | Johnny Cash | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Johnny Cash
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 61 | Jokes for Blokes | Literature | Books-Humor |
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Jokes for Blokes
Gene's joke book that Louise mentions.
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| 62 | Julius Caesar | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Julius Caesar
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 63 | Jurassic Park After Dark | Literature | Short Stories |
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Jurassic Park After Dark
Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Jurassic Park.
 
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| 64 | Kicking Space and Taking Names | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Kicking Space and Taking Names
Book by astronaut Bernadette Bake, speaker at the Heroine Conference.
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| 65 | Kids Don't Just Look Up to You Because T... | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Kids Don't Just Look Up to You Because They're Short
Book that Tina reads to be able to better bond with her little fish Kaylee.
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| 66 | Lady Chatterteeth's Lover | Literature | Short Stories |
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Lady Chatterteeth's Lover
Tina's short story and entry in the kids' essay contest to see who gets to join Aunt Gayle at Yarnival.
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| 67 | Letting Go Cleansing Rituals for Divorce... | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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Letting Go Cleansing Rituals for Divorced Men
Audiobook that Gene finds in Martha the Windy Gap Hermit's tent.
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| 68 | Let's Talk Testicles | Literature | Books-Biology |
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Let's Talk Testicles
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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| 69 | Lewis Carroll | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Lewis Carroll
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 70 | Ludwig Van Beethoven | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Ludwig Van Beethoven
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 71 | Math | Literature | Textbooks |
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Math
Generic textbook from multiple episodes.
 
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| 72 | Mathematics | Literature | Textbooks |
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Mathematics
Generic textbook in Louise's locker.
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| 73 | Medical Encyclopedia | Literature | Books-Medical |
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Medical Encyclopedia
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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| 74 | Mrs. Doubtwater | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Mrs. Doubtwater
Novel that Mr. Ambrose is writing - a prequel to Mrs. Doubtfire.
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| 75 | My Friend Zombie Horse 28 Hays Later | Literature | Short Stories |
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My Friend Zombie Horse 28 Hays Later
Tina's Equestranaut fan fiction.
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| 76 | Night of the Living Dance | Literature | Short Stories |
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Night of the Living Dance
Latest entry in Tina's erotic fiction series, which is chosen as the theme for the eighth grade dance.
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| 77 | Painful Murder | Literature | Books-Mystery |
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Painful Murder
Murder mystery book that Linda reads in bed.
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| 78 | The Paintbrush Warrior | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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The Paintbrush Warrior
Audiobook that Gayle mentions: I just finished listening to the audio book The Paintbrush Warrior, which means I've listened to every art audio book there is. If you can think of a beautiful piece of art, I've heard it. And I realized I now know more about art than anyone else in the world. And it'd be a crime not to have a workshop in a yurt.
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| 79 | Pardon My Garden | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Pardon My Garden
Book Bob reads.
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| 80 | Passionfruit Paperback | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Passionfruit Paperback
Series of romance novels. The kids find one - The Darkest Crevice - on the beach.
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| 81 | Pepper: A Spicy History | Literature | Books-Cooking |
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Pepper: A Spicy History
Book Bob reads in bed.
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| 82 | The Pigwheel | Literature | Books-Children |
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The Pigwheel
Linda designs a new super dangerous cheer called the Pigwheel in a flip-book.
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| 83 | The Pilgrim's Picnic | Literature | Books-History |
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The Pilgrim's Picnic
Book that Mr. Frond mentions, regarding this year's Thanksgiving play: This year, everyone will be reading from an 88-stanza epic poem called The Pilgrim's Picnic.
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| 84 | Pimples Made Simple | Literature | Books-Biology |
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Pimples Made Simple
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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| 85 | Princess Pigeon Toe | Literature | Books-Children |
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Princess Pigeon Toe
Linda reads the children's book Princess Pigeon Toe to Louise, in which the princess lives in Peacock Castle on Penguin Lane.
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| 86 | The Quirky Turkey [short story] | Literature | Short Stories |
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The Quirky Turkey [short story]
Tina's erotic holiday short fiction story: It's about a turkey who wears glasses. Also, she has skinny legs that she may or may not hide with knee-high socks. And she feels left out because she doesn't look like all the other turkeys.
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| 87 | Sally Found a Stick | Literature | Books-Children |
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Sally Found a Stick
Childrens book at the Public Library.
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| 88 | Saving Private Rear Ends | Literature | Short Stories |
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Saving Private Rear Ends
Story in Tina's erotic friend fiction series, inspired by the movie Saving Private Ryan.
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| 89 | Science | Literature | Textbooks |
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Science
Generic textbook.
 
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| 90 | The Seaman's Wife | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Seaman's Wife
Romance novel that Linda reads.
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| 91 | The Sensuous Swabbie | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Sensuous Swabbie
Romance novel that Linda reads.
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| 92 | Sexy 60 Minutes | Literature | Short Stories |
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Sexy 60 Minutes
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 93 | Sexy 90210 | Literature | Short Stories |
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Sexy 90210
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 94 | Sexy Lord of the Rings | Literature | Short Stories |
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Sexy Lord of the Rings
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 95 | Sexy Sesame Street | Literature | Short Stories |
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Sexy Sesame Street
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 96 | Sexy Simpsons | Literature | Short Stories |
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Sexy Simpsons
Volume of Tina's erotic fan fiction.
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| 97 | Snail and Newt | Literature | Books-Children |
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Snail and Newt
Children's book series by Bea Cromwell - author whose car breaks down outside the restaurant.
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| 98 | Soul Tales from Beyond the Breeze | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Soul Tales from Beyond the Breeze
Ian the 70s rock band Soul Breezers' manager's memoir: Still looking for a publisher, and maybe a computer so I can actually write it. If you have a spare computer, let me know.
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| 99 | Spanish | Literature | Textbooks |
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Spanish
Tina's generic textbook.
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| 100 | Spelling | Literature | Textbooks |
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Spelling
Textbook in Alex's locker.
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| 101 | The Squire in the Mire | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Squire in the Mire
Tina's little fish Kaylee's fantasy book.
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| 102 | Strategies for Living: How to Become a S... | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Strategies for Living: How to Become a Strategenius
Self help cassette tape abandoned beneath the seat in Bob's car.
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| 103 | Thundergirl Handbook | Literature | Books-Reference |
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Thundergirl Handbook
Tina's scouting organization handbook.
 
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| 104 | Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction pre... | Literature | Short Stories |
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Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction presents Why I Love Wagstaf: A Tale of Horror
Tina's short story.
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| 105 | Trucks & Tractors | Literature | Books-Children |
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Trucks & Tractors
Coloring book that Louise suggests Tina buys at the More Store, so she'll have enough money left over to give to Louise, so she can buy an archery set.
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| 106 | Vampires and Cake | Literature | Books-Joke |
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Vampires and Cake
Joke Gene makes when Tina heads to the library to research witches and bread for her sand-witch costume and Louise recommends a book called Witches and Bread: And then check out Vampires and Cake.
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| 107 | Ving Rhames Bible | Literature | Books-Religious |
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Ving Rhames Bible
Bible version that Gene mentions. Bob attempts to correct him with King James version, but he's quite insistent.
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| 108 | What's Around the Tree  | Literature | Poetry |
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What's Around the Tree
Serious poem that Louise writes that wins the Holiday Poetry Contest at the Seymour's Bay Public Library.
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| 109 | Who Picks Up the Reindeer Poop? | Literature | Poetry |
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Who Picks Up the Reindeer Poop?
Non-serious poem that Louise writes and considers reading instead of the serious poem she wrote that won the Holiday Poetry Contest at the Seymour's Bay Public Library.
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| 110 | Why I Love Wagstaff | Literature | Short Stories |
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Why I Love Wagstaff
Louise's short story, inspired by the Terminator, with a few Jurassic Park references.
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| 111 | Wingman | Literature | Books-Cooking |
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Wingman
Bob's Thanksgiving cookbook.
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| 112 | The Wings Beneath My Wings | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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The Wings Beneath My Wings
Book that Bob buys about building paper airplanes by author Barry B. Foldin', a legend in the paper aviation community.
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| 113 | Winning Clean: A Guide to Not Cheating i... | Literature | Books-Magic |
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Winning Clean: A Guide to Not Cheating in Magic Competitions
Book sold at Wands, Wands, Wands magic store.
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| 114 | Winston Churchill | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Winston Churchill
Generic biography in the Wagstaff library.
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| 115 | Witches and Bread | Literature | Books-Magic |
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Witches and Bread
Joke Louise makes when Tina heads to the library to research witches and bread for her sand-witch costume: Oh, sure, yeah, just check out that book Witches and Bread.
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| 116 | World History | Literature | Textbooks |
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World History
Generic textbook.
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| 117 | Wrath of Xandar | Literature | Comic Books |
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Wrath of Xandar
Equestranauts comic book series.
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| 118 | You Snooze, You Lose | Literature | Poetry |
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You Snooze, You Lose
Joke Rudy makes when Tina puts his real poem in the maybe pile for her time capsule: Here's a poem for you, Tina: You Snooze, You Lose!
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| 119 | You, Robot | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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You, Robot
Science fiction book that Darryl reads. Parody of Isaac Asimov's I, Robot.
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| 120 | Your Parents' Changing Bodies | Literature | Books-Children |
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Your Parents' Changing Bodies
Book in the Wagstaff library.
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