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| 1 | Anne of Piss Gables   | ROLE MODELS 2008 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | ROLE MODELS
Anne of Piss Gables
The piss version of Anne of Green Gables - Joke Danny makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss". |
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| 2 | The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | THE SIMPSONS
The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus
Joke Mr. Burns makes to Homer when he asks for a raise. |
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| 3 | Because It Amuses Me | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | TWO AND A HALF MEN
Because It Amuses Me
Alan and Charlie make several jokes about book titles after Alan claims to have joined a book club and Charlie asks what book he's reading. Alan says it's a mystery called Why Are You Doing This to Me? Charlie responds by asking, isn't that by the same guy who wrote Because it Amuses Me? |
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| 4 | Bite Me | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TWO AND A HALF MEN
Bite Me
Joke Alan makes - the title of his book. Chapter 1: Bite me. Chapter 2: Kiss my pale white ass. |
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| 5 | Boring and Stupid | THE GOOD PLACE 2016 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | THE GOOD PLACE
Boring and Stupid
Book by real life philosopher Kierkegaard, from a joke Michael makes, mocking Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling. |
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| 6 | The Case to Find the Missing Friend of M... | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | WORKAHOLICS
The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine
Stupid joke by Blake, book by Blake Chesterfield Henderson. |
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| 7 | Confession of a Newsman | THE NIGHT STRANGLER 1973 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | THE NIGHT STRANGLER
Confession of a Newsman
Joke Kolchak makes when explaining that he had ulterior motives for inviting the belly dancer from Omar's Tent to join him on a tour of the Seattle underground. |
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| 8 | Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice for Dummi... | JUSTICE MATTERS WITH GLENN KIRSCHNER 2018 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | JUSTICE MATTERS WITH GLENN KIRSCHNER
Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice for Dummies
Joke Glenn makes in June 2023 after former President Trump's first federal indictment was unsealed - book he must have used while committing his crimes. |
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| 9 | The Cool Guy Playbook | THE ORVILLE 2017 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | THE ORVILLE
The Cool Guy Playbook
Joke Ed makes when he calls Kelly after their first date. |
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| 10 | The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TWO AND A HALF MEN
The Day Jake's Uncle Kicked His Ass
Joke Charlie makes. |
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| 11 | The Day We Planted Gage | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | PET SEMATARY
The Day We Planted Gage
Internal joke Louis makes about what they should call the sign-in book from Gage's funeral. |
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| 12 | A Death in the Family | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| PET SEMATARY
A Death in the Family
Internal joke Louis makes about what they should call the sign-in book from Gage's funeral. |
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| 13 | Do Bears Joke in the Woods?? | MUPPETS FROM SPACE 1999 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | MUPPETS FROM SPACE
Do Bears Joke in the Woods??
Fozzie's joke book. |
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| 14 | Dyed in the Wolf | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | TEEN WOLF TOO
Dyed in the Wolf
Title of one of the books on the movie poster. |
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| 15 | Fangs for the Memories | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TEEN WOLF TOO
Fangs for the Memories
Title of one of the books on the movie poster. |
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| 16 | Forty Yards to the Outhouse | FRIDAY THE 13TH 1980 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | FRIDAY THE 13TH
Forty Yards to the Outhouse
Joke book title by Willy Makitt scribbled on the bathroom wall at Camp Crystal Lake. |
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| 17 | Friendship Handbook | HOT TUB TIME MACHINE 2010 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | HOT TUB TIME MACHINE
Friendship Handbook
Joke Adam makes. |
 
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| 18 | Funeral Autographs | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| PET SEMATARY
Funeral Autographs
Internal joke Louis makes about what they should call the sign-in book from Gage's funeral. |
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| 19 | How I Just Missed Him at the Crucial Mom... | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| PET SEMATARY
How I Just Missed Him at the Crucial Moment
Book, Louis Creed's internal joke when he drinks beer after beer after his son Gage's funeral: How I Went to My Son's Funeral with a Hangover, author of How I Just Missed Him at the Crucial Moment and numerous other works. |
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| 20 | How I Went to My Son's Funeral with a Ha... | PET SEMATARY 1983 Literature | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| PET SEMATARY
How I Went to My Son's Funeral with a Hangover
Book, Louis Creed's internal joke when he drinks beer after beer after his son Gage's funeral: How I Went to My Son's Funeral with a Hangover, author of How I Just Missed Him at the Crucial Moment and numerous other works. |
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| 21 | Lisa Is Stupid | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| THE SIMPSONS
Lisa Is Stupid
Joke Bart makes: I used to be lost until a friend turned me on to a book, a book that change my life. It's called Lisa is Stupid. |
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| 22 | My Sexual Problem | ANNIE HALL 1977 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | ANNIE HALL
My Sexual Problem
Joke by Alvy Singer, when Annie says the phrase while standing in line at the movies - according to him, a book by Henry James, the sequel to Turn of the Screw. |
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| 23 | On the Prowl | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TEEN WOLF TOO
On the Prowl
Title of one of the books on the movie poster. |
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| 24 | Paws Across America | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TEEN WOLF TOO
Paws Across America
Title of one of the books on the movie poster. |
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| 25 | Piss Eggs and Ham | ROLE MODELS 2008 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| ROLE MODELS
Piss Eggs and Ham
The piss version of Green Eggs and Ham - Joke Wheeler makes while peeing green piss after drinking Minotaur, replacing "green" with "piss". |
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| 26 | The Right Hand Stuff | DENNIS MILLER 1978 Comedy Acts | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | DENNIS MILLER
The Right Hand Stuff
Book Dennis says was written about him during his masturbation years. |
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| 27 | The Ronald Miller Story: My Life on a Mo... | CAN'T BUY ME LOVE 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | CAN'T BUY ME LOVE
The Ronald Miller Story: My Life on a Mower
Joke Ronnie's little brother makes. |
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| 28 | Under the Dining Room Table | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TWO AND A HALF MEN
Under the Dining Room Table
Joke Charlie makes - book by Richard Gobbler, referencing Judith blowing him at dinner. |
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| 29 | Vampires and Cake | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | BOB'S BURGERS
Vampires and Cake
Joke Gene makes when Tina heads to the library to research witches and bread for her sand-witch costume and Louise recommends a book called Witches and Bread: And then check out Vampires and Cake. |
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| 30 | Wait Til Your Liver Fails | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TWO AND A HALF MEN
Wait Til Your Liver Fails
Joke Alan makes - book by Hope Udai. |
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| 31 | We Fuck with Everybody that Ain't Us | THE MADNESS 2024 TV Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | THE MADNESS
We Fuck with Everybody that Ain't Us
Muncie Daniels: Y'all COINTEL motherfuckers fuck everybody. The Panthers, the hippies, the feminists. All - everybody.
Franco Quinones: You're brainwashed, bro. That's one chapter in 115 years.
Muncie Daniels: Yeah, one chapter in a book called, We Fuck with Everybody that Ain't Us. |
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| 32 | Whiny Diane's Tome of Bellyachin' | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Literature | Books-Joke |
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 | BOJACK HORSEMAN
Whiny Diane's Tome of Bellyachin'
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| 33 | The Wolfman Cometh | TEEN WOLF TOO 1987 Film | Literature | Books-Joke |
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| TEEN WOLF TOO
The Wolfman Cometh
Title of one of the books on the movie poster. |
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