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| 1 | The Abracadabblers  | Performing Arts | Music-Cover Bands |
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The Abracadabblers
Mitch's Steve Miller Band cover band - Linda's new coworker at Fresh Feed.
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| 2 | Almond Brothers | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Almond Brothers
Band that Teddy mentions attempting to convince Bob in the existence of signs from the universe, probably referring to the Allman Brothers: You're telling me that when you're driving and an Almond Brothers song is on the radio as you pass Almond Brothers Street, that doesn't mean anything?
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| 3 | The Amazing Jimmy Pesto Jr.  | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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The Amazing Jimmy Pesto Jr.
Tina and Jimmy Jr. win the the Honorable Mention Award for On-Stage Chemistry at the Young Magicians Competition.
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| 4 | The Amazing Rudy | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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The Amazing Rudy
Previously known as The Amazing Rudy, which his father mentions, Rudy debuts his new name Rudy the Illusionary Visionary when he performs a magic trick at his parents' family dinner.
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| 5 | Argyle Elevator and Mechanical Amusement... | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Argyle Elevator and Mechanical Amusements Company [band]
Joke Gene makes about the manufacturer of the stair elevator in Mr. Fischoeder's hunting lodge: I loved their first album, but then Stevie Nicks left the band.
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| 6 | August Rain | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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August Rain
Band poster on the wall at the Eardrum bar.
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| 7 | Bad Hair Day | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Bad Hair Day
Girl band that outshined Linda and Gayle's band back in high school at the talent show.
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| 8 | Bass Drum Emporium | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Bass Drum Emporium
Store next door.
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| 9 | Bell Biv Devo | Performing Arts | Music-Cover Bands |
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Bell Biv Devo
Dino's cover band that he mentions to Gene before their drum machine battle: You're gonna lose. I've been making beats forever. I'm also in a cover band. We're called Bell Biv Devo. We play Bell Biv DeVoe and Devo covers.
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| 10 | The Best of Gene Belcher | Performing Arts | Albums |
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The Best of Gene Belcher
Gene's debut album: No way. I'm not wasting my song on that. You know how those contests work. They make you sign away the rights to everything. And this song is gonna be the first single from my debut platinum double album, The Best of Gene Belcher.
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| 11 | Big Coat | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Big Coat
Joke Louise makes when Linda and Bob improvise a scene where Bob's wearing a big coat: That's the play we should do - we could call it Big Coat.
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| 12 | Big Ole Opry House | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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Big Ole Opry House
Music venue where Gayle and Jo Gene perform in Gene's story.
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| 13 | Biscuits and Davey [album] | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Biscuits and Davey [album]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 14 | Biscuits and Davey [musician] | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Biscuits and Davey [musician]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 15 | The Bleach Boys | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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The Bleach Boys
Band that plays at the P.T.A. Fundraiser made up of Wagstaff school janitors.
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| 16 | Bonus Content | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Bonus Content
Boyz 4 Now song on their DVD box set that Tina finds at the More Store: Boyz 4 Now concert DVD box set with exclusive, never-before-seen interviews with the band and bonus content of the Boyz singing a song called "Bonus Content"? I've never seen this before, and it's only $18! Wait, is that 1800? Nope. Phew, good.
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| 17 | Boo Boo | Performing Arts | Music-Boy Bands |
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Boo Boo
Boyz 4 Now member Boo Boo goes solo, releasing a solo album called Tall Enuff 2 Ride Your Heart.
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| 18 | Booster seat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Booster seat
Song that the older boys in the boy band Boyz 4 Now sing to youngest member Boo Boo to get him into his booster seat in the tour van.
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| 19 | Boyz 4 Now | Performing Arts | Music-Boy Bands |
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Boyz 4 Now
Boy band. Tina's favorite band.
 
 
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| 20 | Brass Kissers | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Brass Kissers
Band that plays at the decommission ceremony on Teddy's old Navy ship: Everyone's favorite navy rock and roll trumpet band.
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| 21 | Brazebras | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Brazebras
Song that Gene write bout zebras wearing bras.
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| 22 | Burgers and Fries | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Burgers and Fries
First song - Gene's song - for the kids' new band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee.
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| 23 | Cake | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Cake
Patty cake-themed theatrical production at the Wharf Arts Center.
 
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| 24 | Cake 2: Cake My Breath Away | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Cake 2: Cake My Breath Away
The sequel to Cake, a patty cake-themed theatrical production at the Wharf Arts Center.
 
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| 25 | Calabasas Swingin' | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Calabasas Swingin'
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 26 | Can I Sell My Bed on Craigslist? | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Can I Sell My Bed on Craigslist?
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 27 | Carol's Crazy Christmas Harp | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Carol's Crazy Christmas Harp
Christmas album in the Belchers' collection.
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| 28 | Chase the Dream | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Chase the Dream
Song Gene writes about trying to remember the song he wrote in his dream.
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| 29 | Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Happy Birthday S... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Chugga Chugga Choo Choo Happy Birthday Song
Song that the wine train employees sing to customers on their birthday.
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| 30 | Clown Eyed Girl: Mobile Door-to-Door Clo... | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Clown Eyed Girl: Mobile Door-to-Door Clowning Service
Driver in front Elaine's clown business.
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| 31 | Coal Mine | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Coal Mine
Song by now band Boyz 4 Now.
 
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| 32 | Corduroy Clouds | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Corduroy Clouds
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 33 | Couch Burners | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Couch Burners
When the Belchers decide they want their old couch after all, they go looking for the guys that took it at a bar called the Eardrum. Apparently the guys are in a band that keeps changing its name depending on what they're destroying. They were Melon Smashers, then Vase Breakers, and now Couch Burners.
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| 34 | Crotchwaffle and the Urine Cakes | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Crotchwaffle and the Urine Cakes
Band poster on the wall at the Eardrum bar.
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| 35 | Crow-sby, Stills &. Nash | Performing Arts | Music-Folk |
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Crow-sby, Stills &. Nash
Band Tina mentions when Gene and Louise ask her about her influences when she's writing the new school song, along with Sheryl Crow and Counting Crows.
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| 36 | The Cutie Patooties | Performing Arts | Music-Pop |
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The Cutie Patooties
Gene's girl group that performs in the Belcher kids' underground casino the Meat Grinder.
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| 37 | Dad Jazz | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Dad Jazz
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 38 | Daddy | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Daddy
Song by Tommy, the new health inspector that replaces Hugo.
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| 39 | Diaper Day Penis Parade | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Diaper Day Penis Parade
Gene's song that he mentions when Louise asks if he thinks he could come up with a really idiotic melody to go with dumb words: Have you not heard my song "Diaper Day Penis Parade"?
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| 40 | Die Hard: the Musical | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Die Hard: the Musical
When Courtney Wheeler and her father's Working Girl: the Musical is selected for the Wagstaff Fall Musical, the Belcher kids decide to stage a Guerrilla/protest production in the secret boiler room of Gene's Die Hard: the Musical on the same night. Gene, however, disappointed with his actors, converts his production to Die Hard: the Musical - a One-Gene Show. Ultimately, Courtney and Gene's shows are combined into the musical rom-com/action thriller Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl.
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| 41 | Digereedudes | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Digereedudes
Show that Teddy mentions when Gretchen invites him to be her wedding date: I'm flattered, Gretchen, but I can't. I'm going away this weekend. I'm taking my mom to see Digereedudes, the Australian all-male revue at Sun Woods Casino. I assume it's some kind of animal show. Ticket says "Watch out for swinging dingoes."
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| 42 | DJ Elev-8 | Performing Arts | Music-DJs |
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DJ Elev-8
DJ at the secret Christmas Eve warehouse party replacing the Wiggle Room's annual event.
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| 43 | DJ Gene | Performing Arts | Music-DJs |
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DJ Gene
Gene creates a DJ booth in the living room to play Christmas music.
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| 44 | Doted Swiss | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Doted Swiss
Band poster on the wall at the Eardrum bar.
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| 45 | Dove Shannon | Performing Arts | Music-Folk |
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Dove Shannon
Singer from the seventies that moved from New York City to Seymour's Bay, and Linda wants to know why.
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| 46 | Dreamatorium | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Dreamatorium
Linda's dinner theater production.
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| 47 | Elderly Prostitute | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Elderly Prostitute
Song by Tommy, the new health inspector that replaces Hugo.
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| 48 | Elves Are People Too | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Elves Are People Too
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 49 | Emmo | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Emmo
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 50 | The Empathize Glide | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Empathize Glide
Music video that Mr. Frond blackmails the Belcher kids to help him film for Counsel-Con, a week-long guidance counselor convention.
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| 51 | The Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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The Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum
Local amusement center. The place where imagination comes with strings attached.
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| 52 | Eternally Maternal | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Eternally Maternal
Gene's class's skit song for the Mothers Day Assembly, inspired by a mishmash of mythologies, including Greek, Roman, Pokemon and Tex-Mex.
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| 53 | Female Pat Down | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Female Pat Down
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 54 | Feminine Denim Man | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Feminine Denim Man
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 55 | Frank & Zelda | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Frank & Zelda
Musicians featured at Jimmy Pesto's Piano Bar Tuesdays.
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| 56 | Fun Pop | Performing Arts | Record Companies |
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Fun Pop
Sticker on the counter at the record store, probably inspired by Sub Pop Records.
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| 57 | Funky Farmer Fred | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Funky Farmer Fred
Song before Sweet Love Sugar, the last song played at the end of the night at Chelsea's dance party.
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| 58 | Gas Class [song] | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gas Class [song]
Opening song from Gene's short story Fart School for the Gifted.
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| 59 | Gas in My Car | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gas in My Car
Song by 70s rock band Soul Breezers - the only hit song.
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| 60 | Gasoline Rainbow | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gasoline Rainbow
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 61 | Gayle and Jo Gene | Performing Arts | Music-Country |
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Gayle and Jo Gene
Musician duo after Lindette goes solo in Gene's story.
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| 62 | Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, G... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals
Song that Gayle wrote about having a serious speech impediment and all her songs being so sexual.
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| 63 | The Gene Show with Gene | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Gene Show with Gene
Performance Gene puts on for his family and restaurant customers.
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| 64 | The Gene-uine Article | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Gene-uine Article
Gene's new rock opera he mentions wanting to play for Big Bob, for which he invents a new musical instrument, the glam-eridoo.
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| 65 | General Inzanity | Performing Arts | Albums |
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General Inzanity
Rock band Zentipede's rock-sperience album (rock opera).
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| 66 | Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us
Boyz 4 Now song that Tina mentions: Right now everyone hates Boo Boo except us. It's like that Boyz 4 Now song, "Girl, Everyone Hates You Now Except Us".
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| 67 | Girl, You Don't Need a Backstage Pass | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Girl, You Don't Need a Backstage Pass
Song by boy band Boyz 4 Now that Louise mentions when she and Tina attempt to go backstage at the Boyz 4 Now concert.
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| 68 | Going Bananas for Nana's 90th | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Going Bananas for Nana's 90th
Song and video that Linda's parents' fellow retirement home residents' family made for them.
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| 69 | Gong in 60 Seconds | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Gong in 60 Seconds
Store next door. Gongs and bells, no waiting. Inspired by the movie Gone in 60 Seconds.
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| 70 | Gongs, Baby, Gongs | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Gongs, Baby, Gongs
Store next door. Gong outlet. Inspired by phrase "Gone baby gone".
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| 71 | Gravy Boat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gravy Boat
Gene, Linda and Aunt Gayle's Thanksgiving song.
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| 72 | Ham Legs | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Ham Legs
Burlesque show that Mr. Fischoeder mentions explaining how he accidentally watched a performance of Hamlet: I thought it was a burlesque show called Ham Legs that I'd been to before. And though I found the lack of ham and legs disappointing, I did enjoy the part where they used a play within a play to get whoever it was to admit to killing, uh, whoever the other guy was.
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| 73 | Hamlet: But Good This Time | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Hamlet: But Good This Time
Mr. Fischoeder's version of Hamlet that he convinces the Belchers to perform in order to convince his brother Felix to admit he stole their father's business award.
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| 74 | Happy Stanky Birthday | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Happy Stanky Birthday
Song parody of Happy Birthday that Courtney Wheeler tells Gene to play on his keyboard using a recording of his fart the night before.
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| 75 | Heebie Jeebies | Performing Arts | Music-Cover Bands |
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Heebie Jeebies
Gene's imaginary friend Ken's Oingo Boingo cover band.
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| 76 | The Heiny Liney | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Heiny Liney
Song played at Sir Bob's Rich Man's Ball in Tina's story.
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| 77 | Hello, Room Service [album] | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Hello, Room Service [album]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 78 | Hello, Room Service [musician] | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Hello, Room Service [musician]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 79 | Herman and Marilyn the Talking Manatee | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Herman and Marilyn the Talking Manatee
Ventriloquist act on the Windbreaker cruise ship.
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| 80 | Hey There, Mister | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Hey There, Mister
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 81 | Hot Pants Rain Dance | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Hot Pants Rain Dance
The second best disco song about rain ever, after It's Raining Men, that Bob blasts from his float at the Bog to Beach parade.
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| 82 | I Don't Do Mondays | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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I Don't Do Mondays
Band poster on the wall at the Eardrum bar.
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| 83 | I Kiss My Pillow and Think About You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Kiss My Pillow and Think About You
Song by Boyz 4 Now.
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| 84 | I Like Bananas | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Like Bananas
Song that Mr. Fischoeder and Linda plan to sing at Felix' nightclub Jazz-aret on opening night.
 
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| 85 | I Love You So Much (It's Scary) | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Love You So Much (It's Scary)
New song by Boyz 4 Now.
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| 86 | I Think We're a Drone Now | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Think We're a Drone Now
Joke Gene makes when the kids are brainstorming what song they should dance to while a drone films the school from above.
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| 87 | I Want to Draw a Face on Your Butt and T... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Want to Draw a Face on Your Butt and Then Kiss It
Song the kids perform at the restaurant's open mic night.
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| 88 | I Won't Go Solo on You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I Won't Go Solo on You
Song by Gayle and Jo Gene in Gene's story.
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| 89 | If You See Something, Sing Something | Performing Arts | Songs |
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If You See Something, Sing Something
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 90 | Iron Prostate | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Iron Prostate
Teddy's electric lute playing friend Jerry's metal band. The singer's a urologist.
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| 91 | Itty Bitty Ditty Committee | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Itty Bitty Ditty Committee
The kids' band.
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| 92 | It's Slow, But I Think We're Getting The... | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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It's Slow, But I Think We're Getting There
Joke Gene makes while helping Louise break into the cabinet of confiscation in the principal's office and she says the phrase: That's the name of my one-man show!
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| 93 | I'll Love You for Everest | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I'll Love You for Everest
New song by Boyz 4 Now in Tina's story about saving them from Mount Everest.
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| 94 | I'm All Over You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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I'm All Over You
Song in the movie Vampire Disco Death Dance.
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| 95 | Jingle in the Jungle  | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Jingle in the Jungle
Christmas song that Gene wants to hear on Christmas Eve, staying on hold with the radio station for several hours to request it.
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| 96 | John Van Horton and the Music Extrusion | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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John Van Horton and the Music Extrusion
Musical act featured at Lobster Fest.
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| 97 | The Klezbians | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Klezbians
Band at Tammy's Bat Mitzvah.
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| 98 | Let My People Rock | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Let My People Rock
Song on rock band Zentipede's album General Inzanity.
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| 99 | Lindette and Jo Gene | Performing Arts | Music-Country |
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Lindette and Jo Gene
Musician duo (Linda and Gene) in Gene's story.
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| 100 | The Lipcracker | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Lipcracker
Joke Josh makes when Tina tells him to think of him as his Nutcracker: What about the Lipcracker?
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| 101 | The lmpescadaralist! | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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The lmpescadaralist!
Peter Pescadero wins the $500 grand prize at the Young Magicians Competition.
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| 102 | Locker Love | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Locker Love
Courtney's song that she films a music video for at Wagstaff.
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| 103 | Look of the Lion | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Look of the Lion
Theme song of Rocky rip-off movie The Ham and Egger, ripping off Survivor's Eye of the Tiger.
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| 104 | Lou's Reeds | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Lou's Reeds
Store next door. Wind instruments. Inspired by Velvet Underground musician Lou Reed.
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| 105 | Melon Smashers | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Melon Smashers
When the Belchers decide they want their old couch after all, they go looking for the guys that took it at a bar called the Eardrum. Apparently the guys are in a band that keeps changing its name depending on what they're destroying. They were Melon Smashers, then Vase Breakers, and now Couch Burners.
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| 106 | Miss Triple X-Mas | Performing Arts | Music-Pop |
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Miss Triple X-Mas
Singer that performs at the secret Christmas Eve warehouse party: Most of the year, you know me as Cleavage To Beaver. But it's Christmas, so tonight, I'm Miss Triple X-Mas. Welcome to our party. I'm not sure what this grumpy lady is yelling about, but it's midnight. So I'm gonna sing my Christmas song.
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| 107 | Moms Are out of This World | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Moms Are out of This World
Tina's class' Alien inspired production for the Mother's Day Assembly, in which Tina plays a tough lady named Sigourney, with a complicated backstory and a great jumpsuit, on a mission with a couple spunky space marines to wipe out an incredibly dangerous alien species that has a thing for jumping out of people's chests.
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| 108 | Mona-nucleosis | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Mona-nucleosis
After Angela gets Mononucleosis, Tina's Wagstaff theater troop the Hormone-iums performs new musical Mona-nucleosis to showcase the dangers of Mono.
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| 109 | Monkey on My Back | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Monkey on My Back
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 110 | More Por Favor | Performing Arts | Songs |
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More Por Favor
Old Spanish ballad that the Belcher kids sing to serenade their dinner guests and sabotage Gayle and Mr. Frond's relationship. Tina sings in Spanish while Louise translates and Gene plays guitar.
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| 111 | Mr. Steps [album] | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Mr. Steps [album]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 112 | Mr. Steps [musician] | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Mr. Steps [musician]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 113 | The Mud Stains | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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The Mud Stains
When Tina overhears a group of cool teens talking about going to see the Mud Stains at the Odeon, she convinces Bob and Linda to take her so she can meet them.
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| 114 | My Boobs Are Down Here: Laughing and Agi... | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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My Boobs Are Down Here: Laughing and Aging and Raging and Laughing
Gayle's one-woman show about her life, and meeting Delta Burke, and Delta Burke shooting finger guns at her, which apparently didn't actually happen. Pew! Pew!
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| 115 | My Butt Hazza Fever | Performing Arts | Songs |
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My Butt Hazza Fever
The Belcher kids perform their song My Butt Hazza Fever at the Wagstaff talent show.
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| 116 | My Cousin Spinny Records | Performing Arts | Record Stores |
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My Cousin Spinny Records
Record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke. They don't have it.
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| 117 | My Prescription Will be Ready When It's ... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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My Prescription Will be Ready When It's Ready I Guess
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 118 | Narc-y Narc and the Narc-y Bunch | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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Narc-y Narc and the Narc-y Bunch
Joke Louise makes, insulting hall monitor Tina.
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| 119 | Naughty Pavarotti | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Naughty Pavarotti
Pavarotti's novelty record that the record store clerk mentions: Try this guy. He's local, and he's a super-obsessive collector. He once found a copy of Pavarotti's novelty record, Naughty Pavarotti.
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| 120 | Nice-Capades | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Nice-Capades
The Belcher kids put on a Nice-capades ice show to balance out their naughty behavior.
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| 121 | No Home Run Balls and a Sunburn | Performing Arts | Albums |
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No Home Run Balls and a Sunburn
Joke Gene makes about Linda's phrase sounding like a country album: All right. Goin' out on the water. Sunday fun day for Linda. Aw, poor Bob. No home run balls and a sunburn.
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| 122 | No Shoes, No Shirt, Just a Vest | Performing Arts | Songs |
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No Shoes, No Shirt, Just a Vest
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 123 | No Thanks to Dad | Performing Arts | Albums |
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No Thanks to Dad
Potential name of Gene's music album: If I win this contest and then I get a record deal, on the liner notes I'm gonna write, "No thanks to Dad." / Louise: That should be the name of your album.
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| 124 | Off Ramp Broadway | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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Off Ramp Broadway
Linda goes to see Pirates of Panache dinner theater production at the Off Ramp Broadway Theater.
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| 125 | Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Oh Boy, You All Got So Fat
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 126 | Oil Spill | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Oil Spill
Song by singer and pianist Tabitha Johansson, about her vagina, and it's not subtle. Parody of Tori Amos.
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| 127 | Pack Your Bags: Spain Edition | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Pack Your Bags: Spain Edition
Spanish language learning tape Tina listens to in the library and falls in love with the teenage boy Rodrigo.
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| 128 | Percy McTinsel-bud | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Percy McTinsel-bud
Musician that recorded Gene's favorite Christmas album - Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
 
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| 129 | Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [alb... | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [album]
Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
 
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| 130 | Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [son... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine [song]
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 131 | Pirates of Panache | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Pirates of Panache
Linda goes to see Pirates of Panache dinner theater production at the Off Ramp Broadway Theater.
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| 132 | Poly-rhythmic Synth Jazz | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Poly-rhythmic Synth Jazz
Music CD that the Belcher kids make to sabotage Jimmy Jr.'s magic performance.
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| 133 | Poo Poo Pee Pee | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Poo Poo Pee Pee
Title of the song that Gene and Louise write for Mr. Frond's new school song contest.
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| 134 | A Potluck in the Grass | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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A Potluck in the Grass
Play at the local theater where Kathleen works in which Gene audition for a role. He doesn't get it until Linda makes a deal with the director.
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| 135 | The Quirky Turkey [play] | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Quirky Turkey [play]
In order to get out of having to sit through one of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again, Louise masterminds a plot to create a play of their own that's so offensive (based on one of Tina's erotic short fiction stories) that Mr. Frond shuts it down and gives the students a half day.
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| 136 | Record Shop | Performing Arts | Record Stores |
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Record Shop
Store visible in background.
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| 137 | Rudy the Illusionary Visionary | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Rudy the Illusionary Visionary
Previously known as The Amazing Rudy, which his father mentions, Rudy debuts his new name Rudy the Illusionary Visionary when he performs a magic trick at his parents' family dinner.
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| 138 | Sadie | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Sadie
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 139 | Sadie Sings! | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Sadie Sings!
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 140 | Santa's Groove-Shop | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Santa's Groove-Shop
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 141 | Sawyer Climbs a Fence | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Sawyer Climbs a Fence
Joke Tina makes: Damn it, Sawyer. You go to a performing arts school. Pretend you're in a play called Sawyer Climbs a Fence.
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| 142 | School for the Performing Arts Theater | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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School for the Performing Arts Theater
Tina attends Josh tap show Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap at the School for the Performing Arts Theater.
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| 143 | Sexy parts | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sexy parts
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 144 | Shake Your Love Parts | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Shake Your Love Parts
Song in the movie Vampire Disco Death Dance.
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| 145 | The Sleeve Tatts [album] | Performing Arts | Albums |
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The Sleeve Tatts [album]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 146 | The Sleeve Tatts [musician] | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Sleeve Tatts [musician]
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 147 | Smooth Blend | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Smooth Blend
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 148 | Smooth Blend Live! | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Smooth Blend Live!
Record on the wall behind the counter at My Cousin Spinny Records, the record store that the kids visit looking for another copy of Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally broke.
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| 149 | Snuggler's Cove | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Snuggler's Cove
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 150 | Some Strings Attached Guitar Repair | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Some Strings Attached Guitar Repair
Store visible in the background.
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| 151 | Someday We'll Spoon | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Someday We'll Spoon
Song by Boyz 4 Now that Tina mentions.
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| 152 | Soul Breezers [band] | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Soul Breezers [band]
70s rock band that plays at the blaock party on the street outside the restaurant.
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| 153 | Soup or Chunk | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Soup or Chunk
Band poster on the wall at the Eardrum bar.
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| 154 | Space Reindeer | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Space Reindeer
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 155 | Stanky Doodle Dandy | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Stanky Doodle Dandy
Song parody of Yankee Doodle Dandy that Gene plays on his keyboard using a recording of his fart the night before.
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| 156 | Steady Rocking Booty Jams Volume II | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Steady Rocking Booty Jams Volume II
CD Yap mentions: I just came by the house with a new karaoke CD - Steady Rocking Booty Jams. Volume II. Suddenly, the Alpha president barged in with his foot soldiers. First they held me down and shaved me, then they flung me over here, and shoved me over there, and beat up my face! And then they took Beta!
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| 157 | Steel Songnolias | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Steel Songnolias
Band that plays at Ocean Fest. Inspired by movie Steel Magnolias.
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| 158 | Sun Woods Casino | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Sun Woods Casino
Casino that Teddy mentions when Gretchen invites him to be her wedding date: I'm flattered, Gretchen, but I can't. I'm going away this weekend. I'm taking my mom to see Digereedudes, the Australian all-male revue at Sun Woods Casino. I assume it's some kind of animal show. Ticket says "Watch out for swinging dingoes."
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| 159 | Sunsets Hotel | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sunsets Hotel
Local hotel from various episodes.
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| 160 | Sweet Love Sugar | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sweet Love Sugar
The last song played at the end of the night at Chelsea's dance party that Tammy mentions: That's like a 6 minute long song, Tina. It starts slow and then it gets more and more intense, and hands just start moving all over. They can't help it. Amateurs will hear the song speeding up and they'll start fast dancing. And they'll be like, "Oh, this is a fast dance now, I guess." And just do that. But Tina? If you stay slow dancing, if you stay in that clinch, you will touch each other's upper butt.
 
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| 161 | Synthesizers! Synthesizers! Synthesizers... | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Synthesizers! Synthesizers! Synthesizers!
Store next door.
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| 162 | The Ta-Tas | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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The Ta-Tas
Linda and Gayle's high school band that reunites for their 25th high school reunion.
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| 163 | Tabitha Johansson | Performing Arts | Music-Pop |
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Tabitha Johansson
Singer and pianist headlining the Lolla-Pa-Foods-A music and food festival. Parody of Tori Amos. Her song "Oil Spill" is about her vagina, and it's not subtle.
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| 164 | The Tables Have Turned | Performing Arts | Albums |
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The Tables Have Turned
Gene's theoretical music album that he mentions: I should have saved my money. I could have bought a turntable and then made my all-scratching album called The Tables Have Turned.
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| 165 | Tall Enuff 2 Ride Your Heart | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Tall Enuff 2 Ride Your Heart
Boyz 4 Now member Boo Boo goes solo, releasing a solo album called Tall Enuff 2 Ride Your Heart.
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| 166 | Tapioca Groovin' | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Tapioca Groovin'
Song on New York City singer Dove Shannon's CD.
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| 167 | Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap
Tina attends Josh tap show Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap at the School for the Performing Arts Theater.
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| 168 | Teacup Kittens | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Teacup Kittens
Song on Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine, Gene's favorite Christmas album - a really weird Christmas album from the seventies that Bob's pot smoking aunt gave him.
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| 169 | That's Improv-able: Improv Theater | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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That's Improv-able: Improv Theater
Store next door. TICKETS ON SALE NOW.
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| 170 | Theater | Performing Arts | Theaters |
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Theater
Generic theater from multiple episodes.
 
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| 171 | Three Sides Don't Make a Square | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Three Sides Don't Make a Square
Song Gene plays at Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria for his first public performance - what he calls a slow jam.
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| 172 | Tina's Poop Song | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Tina's Poop Song
Song Tina used to sing saying good-bye to her poops when she was younger. The family finds an old VHS tape recording, which Tina steals and hides, but then ends up playing it for her friends to cheer them up after watching a scary zombie horror movie.
 
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| 173 | Toodle-Loo Records | Performing Arts | Record Companies |
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Toodle-Loo Records
Record label that published Percy McTinsel-bud's Tinsel Machine - Gene's favorite Christmas album, which he accidentally breaks. The kids help him try to track down another copy, but they find out that the building burned down: "So, they pressed very, very few copies, which only went out to the band's fan club. And they had very few fans. Then there was a fire at the Toodle-Loo Records warehouse. No one died, but if
there were any copies of the record in there, uh, yeah, they died."
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| 174 | The Town with No Moms | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Town with No Moms
Louise's class' pretty gritty, pretty raw Western production for the Mother's Day Assembly.
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| 175 | TSA: The Musical | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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TSA: The Musical
Theatrical production at the community theater, for which Ms. Merkin played the piano. According to Gene, it's the best musical about a government agency ever written!
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| 176 | Turkey, I Need You Beside Me | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Turkey, I Need You Beside Me
Gene's new song that he writes while sick in the bathroom on Thanksgiving.
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| 177 | Vase Breakers | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Vase Breakers
When the Belchers decide they want their old couch after all, they go looking for the guys that took it at a bar called the Eardrum. Apparently the guys are in a band that keeps changing its name depending on what they're destroying. They were Melon Smashers, then Vase Breakers, and now Couch Burners.
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| 178 | The Very Merry Mice | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Very Merry Mice
Christmas music that DJ Gene plays in the living room: Good morning, little elves on all the shelves. Time to start the day right with a visit from the Very Merry Mice!
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| 179 | Wagstaff Fall Musical | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Wagstaff Fall Musical
When Courtney Wheeler and her father's Working Girl: the Musical is selected for the Wagstaff Fall Musical, the Belcher kids decide to stage a Guerrilla/protest production in the secret boiler room of Gene's Die Hard: the Musical on the same night. Gene, however, disappointed with his actors, converts his production to Die Hard: the Musical - a One-Gene Show. Ultimately, Courtney and Gene's shows are combined into the musical rom-com/action thriller Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl.
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| 180 | We Got You Covered | Performing Arts | Albums |
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We Got You Covered
Album of cover songs by Boyz 4 Now that Tina mentions: I loved that fan club, and Krissy just tossed me aside like one of Griffin's sweat towels after he does the Maniac dance during the Boyz 4 Now cover of "Maniac", which appeared on their covers album We Got You Covered!
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| 181 | We-union | Performing Arts | Songs |
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We-union
Song Gayle wrote about dermatologist Derek Dematopolis.
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| 182 | We're the Ta Tas | Performing Arts | Songs |
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We're the Ta Tas
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 183 | Where Did I Leave My Bra? I Only Have On... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Where Did I Leave My Bra? I Only Have One. Oh, There It Is.
One of the songs that Dot in the tech booth at the Esther-Margaret Marionette-Odeum plays for Louise, which she refers to as "beats".
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| 184 | Whose Bag Is This? | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Whose Bag Is This?
Song from TSA: The Musical.
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| 185 | Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl
When Courtney Wheeler and her father's Working Girl: the Musical is selected for the Wagstaff Fall Musical, the Belcher kids decide to stage a Guerrilla/protest production in the secret boiler room of Gene's Die Hard: the Musical on the same night. Gene, however, disappointed with his actors, converts his production to Die Hard: the Musical - a One-Gene Show. Ultimately, Courtney and Gene's shows are combined into the musical rom-com/action thriller Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl.
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| 186 | Working Girl: the Musical | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Working Girl: the Musical
When Courtney Wheeler and her father's Working Girl: the Musical is selected for the Wagstaff Fall Musical, the Belcher kids decide to stage a Guerrilla/protest production in the secret boiler room of Gene's Die Hard: the Musical on the same night. Gene, however, disappointed with his actors, converts his production to Die Hard: the Musical - a One-Gene Show. Ultimately, Courtney and Gene's shows are combined into the musical rom-com/action thriller Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl.
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| 187 | Yarnival | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Yarnival
Stage show that Gayle - like Cirque du Soleil but with cats.
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| 188 | You Gotta Spit Out Your Love While You'r... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Gotta Spit Out Your Love While You're Brushing Your Heart
Song Gene suggests when the kids are brushing their teeth and brainstorming what they're going to sing at the restaurant's open mic night.
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| 189 | You Just Kicked Santa Out of a Massage C... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Just Kicked Santa Out of a Massage Chair
Joke Gene makes then when the mall Santa tells the kids that they just kicked Santa out of the massage chair: Isn't that a song?
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| 190 | You Were All Wrong About Us | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Were All Wrong About Us
Song by Linda and Gayle high school band the Ta Tas.
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| 191 | Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get... | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get It for You
Song by Boyz 4 Now that Tina mentions: Of course I want to see that song where they bend over and pick up your heart. It's called "Your Heart Fell on the Floor, Let Me Get It for You".
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| 192 | Your Mom's a Fart | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Your Mom's a Fart
Band that opens for the Mud Stains at the Odeon, where Tina stalks a group of cool teens.
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| 193 | Zentipede | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Zentipede
Bob's favorite rock band.
 
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