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| 1 | All Night Gym   | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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All Night Gym
Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle.
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| 2 | Baby Powder | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Baby Powder
Generic baby powder product.
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| 3 | Bald Buster | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Bald Buster
Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 4 | Barber | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Barber
Generic barber shop across the street from The Android's Dungeon.
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| 5 | Barber Shop | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Barber Shop
Generic barber shops from multiple episodes.
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| 6 | Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Baron Von Costume's Deluxe Disguise Kit
Kit Milhouse uses to disguise Bart as one of the Shelbyville punks.
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| 7 | Beatles Shampoo | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Beatles Shampoo
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room. "Keeps hair fresh & clean"
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| 8 | Blowhole | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Blowhole
After a work accident at the plant, Homer gets skybox tickets to a hockey game at the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena, where he is given Blowhole cologne with ground up whale in it.
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| 9 | Blue Dye #52 | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Blue Dye #52
After finding out that Marge dyes her hair in Homer's marriage class, Apu informs Marge there's a sale on Blue Dye #52. Moe corrects him, says she uses Blue Dye #56.
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| 10 | Blue Dye #56 | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Blue Dye #56
After finding out that Marge dyes her hair in Homer's marriage class, Apu informs Marge there's a sale on Blue Dye #52. Moe corrects him, says she uses Blue Dye #56.
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| 11 | Calamine Lotion | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Calamine Lotion
Generic calamine lotion that Dr. Hibbert gives Marge for Maggie's chicken pox.
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| 12 | Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth
Perfume dentist Dr. Wolfe mentions to Lisa when providing braces options for Lisa, starting with the most expensive, braces that are invisible, painless and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession for Teeth.
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| 13 | Chub Med | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Chub Med
Billboard. "Feeling unattractive? Lose weight at Chub Med"
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| 14 | Cold Cream Gun | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Cold Cream Gun
Homer invention. Antidote for his Makeup gun.
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| 15 | Conditioner | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Conditioner
Generic conditioner sold at Kwik-E-Mart. Apu reads the label to compliment Manjula.
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| 16 | Condoms | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Condoms
Generic condoms Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
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| 17 | The Curvy Nail | Personal Care | Nail Salons |
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The Curvy Nail
Salon in Capital City.
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| 18 | Da Buzz Club | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Da Buzz Club
Homer takes Bart and Lisa to get haircuts at the new kids barbershop at Springfield Mall. "You cant put a price on cool", "Cool haircuts $30"
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| 19 | Deodorant | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Deodorant
Homer's generic deodorant product.
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| 20 | Desert Breeze | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Desert Breeze
While participating as a medical research subject at the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to earn extra money, Homer gets tested with a perfume called Desert Breeze and a diet product called Diet Drug Z-3.
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| 21 | Dimoxinil | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Dimoxinil
The new miracle breakthrough in hair regrowth. TV commercial.
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| 22 | Dr. Lungstrong's Tobacco Lotion | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Dr. Lungstrong's Tobacco Lotion
Booth at Paradise Pier in Springfield.
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| 23 | Dr. Mas-seuss | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Dr. Mas-seuss
Masseuse at the Stagnant Springs Health Spa.
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| 24 | The Ear Piercery | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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The Ear Piercery
Store at Springfield Mall.
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| 25 | Enema | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Enema
Generic product that Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
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| 26 | Fab Abs | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Fab Abs
Gym in the neighborhood where Homer moves in with two gay guys.
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| 27 | Fantastic Schlomo's | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Fantastic Schlomo's
Barber shop in Krusty's old neighborhood. "Payos trims, two-for-one!"
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| 28 | Ferris Bueller's Day of Beauty | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Ferris Bueller's Day of Beauty
Salon in Chicago.
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| 29 | Finger-Looking Good Nail Salon | Personal Care | Nail Salons |
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Finger-Looking Good Nail Salon
Marge takes Lisa for her first mani-pedi.
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| 30 | French Perfume | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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French Perfume
Bart's birthday gift for Marge.
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| 31 | Gee, Your Lip Looks Hairless | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Gee, Your Lip Looks Hairless
Lip wax Marge uses on Patty before her big date with Principal Skinner.
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| 32 | Genuine Hair Comb | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Genuine Hair Comb
Comb that Snake buys at Kwik-E-Mart, after testing it out with Nacho Cheez. Good lines, nice balance.
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| 33 | Glum | Personal Care | Dental Products |
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Glum
Toothpaste brand in the Simpsons' bathroom.
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| 34 | Gorilla Man Scalp Blaster | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Gorilla Man Scalp Blaster
Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 35 | Hair Chow | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Hair Chow
Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 36 | Hair Clinic | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Hair Clinic
Homer goes to find out more about Dimoxinil.
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| 37 | Hair in a Drum | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Hair in a Drum
Hair product sold at the Hair Clinic for $19.95.
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| 38 | Hair Master | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Hair Master
Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 39 | Hair Salon | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Hair Salon
Generic hair salon in downtown Springfield when all the adults are home drinking Abe Simpson's love tonic.
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| 40 | Hairy Shearers | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Hairy Shearers
Barber shop in Springfield, named for the voice actor Harry Shearer.
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| 41 | Hansen's Mustache Wax | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Hansen's Mustache Wax
Abe and Bart listen to The Itchy and Scratchy Radio Hour on the car radio, presented by Hansen's Mustache Wax. "The mustache wax Hitler doesn't use."
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| 42 | The Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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The Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor
Tattoo parlor in Springfield.
 
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| 43 | Hemo Rid | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Hemo Rid
Donut Abe sits on in Miami Beach.
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| 44 | Henderson's Toilet Paper | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Henderson's Toilet Paper
Toilet paper that Marge buys at Kwik-E-Mart.
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| 45 | In 'n' Out Ear Piercing | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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In 'n' Out Ear Piercing
Store where Bart gets his pierced, shortly before the store becomes a Starbucks. "If it dangles, we'll punch a hole in it."
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| 46 | Itchy & Scratchy Cologne | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Itchy & Scratchy Cologne
Cologne product visible in the Itchy & Scratchy headquarters.
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| 47 | Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Hair salon in Springfield.
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| 48 | Krusty Kologne | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Krusty Kologne
Krusty the Clown branded cologne that Bart puts on before Krusty comes to dinner. Nontoxic. The smell of the big top! Warning: use in a well-ventilated area. May stain furniture. Prolonged use may cause chemical burns.
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| 49 | L.A. Body Works | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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L.A. Body Works
Marge's new gym - albeit briefly - before she decides to open a gym of her own, called Shapes.
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| 50 | The Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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The Lady Krusty Mustache Removal System
Krusty the Clown merchandise, part of the Lady Krusty line.
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| 51 | Le Pamperie Hair Salon | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Le Pamperie Hair Salon
Hair salon in Springfield.
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| 52 | Lucky Lindy's All-Purpose Pomade | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Lucky Lindy's All-Purpose Pomade
Abe Simpson's hair cream he pulls out to get ready for his date with Beatrice Simmons. "You'll never fly solo again!"
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| 53 | Lugash's Gym | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Lugash's Gym
Lisa's gym teacher suggests a new coach for Lisa. "He's tough. He defected into East Germany.", "I make you star. I am Lugash."
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| 54 | Makeup Gun | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Makeup Gun
Homer invention. "For the woman that only has 4/5 of a second to get ready."
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| 55 | Massage Parlor | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Massage Parlor
Stylized as "Massage" Parlor. Massage parlor on the wrong side of the tracks.
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| 56 | Meryl Streep's Versatility | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Meryl Streep's Versatility
Perfume product.
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| 57 | Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors
Massage parlor one of Homer's brother Herb's transient friends mentions: I owned Mickey Mouse massage parlors. Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I said, 'I'll change the logo - put Mickey's pants on... Some guys you just can't reason with.
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| 58 | The Mingled Waters Health Spa | Personal Care | Spas |
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The Mingled Waters Health Spa
By taking a new car for a test drive at the Springfield Bentley car dealership, Homer gets a gift certificate for a three-hour getaway to The Mingled Waters Health Spa.
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| 59 | Mint O' Clean | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Mint O' Clean
Mouthwash product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 60 | Molding Mud | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Molding Mud
Product sold at Hairy Shearers, the hair salon that Marge visits.
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| 61 | Mr. Paul | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Mr. Paul
Barber shop in background when Maggie takes the car for a joyride.
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| 62 | Muzzle in a Can | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Muzzle in a Can
Product Homer sprays on his face because "Marge likes a little bit of subtle".
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| 63 | My First Tattoo | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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My First Tattoo
Children's tattoo parlor at the new Springfield Squidport.
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| 64 | Nu Shave | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Nu Shave
Shaving cream product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 65 | Oil of Oh Yeah | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Oil of Oh Yeah
Oil that Dr. Hibbert uses for his Strip for your Wife class at the Springfield Extension School.
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| 66 | Old Old Spice | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Old Old Spice
Abe Simpson's cologne.
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| 67 | The Original Frenchie's Barber Shop | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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The Original Frenchie's Barber Shop
Barber shop in Capital City.
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| 68 | Oxy Infinity Acne Cream | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Oxy Infinity Acne Cream
Homer's life flashes before him as he falls from Suicide Bridge - when he gets to his awkward pimply teen years, a jar of Oxy 5 Acne Cream on his dresser becomes a jar of Oxy 10 Acne Cream, which becomes a jar of Oxy Infinity Acne Cream.
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| 69 | Panty-shields | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Panty-shields
Generic feminine hygiene product that Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
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| 70 | The Perm Bank | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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The Perm Bank
Beauty Salon where Marge gets her hair done.
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| 71 | Petroleum Jelly | Personal Care | Dental Products |
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Petroleum Jelly
Generic product Lisa spreads on her teeth before going out on stage at the Little Miss Springfield Beauty Pageant.
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| 72 | Pretension by Calvin Klein | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Pretension by Calvin Klein
New girl at Springfield Elementary School Alex's Perfume. She also drinks iced tea, and has a cell phone.
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| 73 | Scalp Wax | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Scalp Wax
Product Mr. Burns used to woo Marge.
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| 74 | Scent of a Wookiee  | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Scent of a Wookiee
Item Homer picks to put in the Simpsons' new fireproof safe. The cologne he wore on his first date with Marge.
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| 75 | Shapes | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Shapes
After a poor experience at L.A. Body Works, Marge decides to open a gym of her own. "A Gym for Woman". The rules: "No men, no cell phones, no mirrors, no shame". Banner on the wall: "I am woman hear me sweat".
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| 76 | Shiner-Be-Gone: Irish Strength | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Shiner-Be-Gone: Irish Strength
Product Marge uses to get rid of the black eye from her fight with her old friend from high school Chloe Talbot.
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| 77 | Smellin' of Troy | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Smellin' of Troy
Troy McClure themed fragrance Troy wants to sell.
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| 78 | Snippy Longstockings | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Snippy Longstockings
Hair salon next door to Herman's Military Antiques store, where he's kidnapped Chief Wiggum and Snake Pulp Fiction style - and Lisa goes to get a haircut after getting gum stuck in her hair.
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| 79 | Soft Swabs | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Soft Swabs
Q Tip type product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 80 | Stagnant Springs Health Spa | Personal Care | Spas |
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Stagnant Springs Health Spa
Where J. Lo hit P.Diddy upside the head with Gary Coleman. "Follow the Smell"
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| 81 | Sun 'n' Run | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Sun 'n' Run
Product featured on TV infomercial I Can't Believe They Invented It! The suntan lotion that's also a laxative, invented by Dr. Nick.
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| 82 | Sunni Smile | Personal Care | Dental Products |
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Sunni Smile
When the Simpsons visit Springfield Mall, they discover that the old JC Penney's is now a collection of candle kiosks and Persian CD stores selling toothache cream.
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| 83 | Tattoo | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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Tattoo
Generic tattoo parlors from multiple episodes.
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| 84 | Tattoos | Personal Care | Tattoo Parlors |
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Tattoos
Generic tattoo shops from multiple episodes.
 
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| 85 | Turn Your Head and Coif | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Turn Your Head and Coif
Beauty salon where Marge takes Lisa for the Little Miss Springfield Beauty Pageant.
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| 86 | U Wanna B Hair E | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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U Wanna B Hair E
Hair product in Homer's medicine cabinet.
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| 87 | Unclean Father Spray | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Unclean Father Spray
Product advertised on billboard in Tokyo.
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| 88 | Weight Loss Center | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Weight Loss Center
Where Bart and Jessica stand out front eating ice cream.
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