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| 1 | The Abdominator  | Products | Fitness Products |
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The Abdominator
Exercise equipment at the All night Gym, where Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle.
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| 2 | AccuTeat | Products | Baby Products |
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AccuTeat
Marge throws Maggie's pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can't find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference.
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| 3 | ACME Rocket Skates  | Products | Sporting Goods |
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ACME Rocket Skates
Skates Scratchy wears in an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon.
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| 4 | All Purpose Electric Hammer  | Products | Hardware |
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All Purpose Electric Hammer
Homer invention. "For all your pounding needs"
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| 5 | Amnesia Dust | Products | Products-misc |
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Amnesia Dust
Magic dust that Principal Skinner uses on the crowd at the Spellzapoppin' Magic Recital at Springwart's School of Magicry on Halloween Night.
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| 6 | Asbestos Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Asbestos Pills
Medicine in Abe Simpson's medicine cabinet.
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| 7 | Authentic Timmy O'Toole Baby Teeth | Products | Products-misc |
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Authentic Timmy O'Toole Baby Teeth
Product sold near the well where Bart tricked the town into thinking a little boy is trapped. $6 a bag.
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| 8 | Baby Ear Medicine | Products | Medicine |
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Baby Ear Medicine
When Marge finds herself alone with the other contestants' entries in the Ovenfresh Bakeoff contest, she taints them with Maggie's Baby Ear Medicine from the Springfield Pharmacy.
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| 9 | Baby Translator | Products | Baby Products |
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Baby Translator
Herb's invention that makes him rich again.
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| 10 | Baby-So-Fresh | Products | Baby Products |
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Baby-So-Fresh
While spring cleaning, Bart finds a box of old video tapes. The tape labeled "Marge and HomerGet Dirty" is a video of them carving pumpkins. Bart: "Hey, Lis - think you're well-adjusted? I've got something to show you." The tape labeled "Bart Sad" is actually "Bart's Ad", which is a commercial that Bart was in for the Baby-So-Fresh tri-patch system - chemical patches for bad baby breath.
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| 11 | Balsam Specific | Products | Medicine |
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Balsam Specific
Medicine that Patty and Selma recommend for Maggie: What she needs is a Balsam Specific.
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| 12 | Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test | Products | Baby Products |
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Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test
Cheap pregnancy test that Marge uses - results are inconclusive, so she goes to see the doctor.
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| 13 | Bart Simpson Calendar | Products | Office Products |
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Bart Simpson Calendar
Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".
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| 14 | Bart Simpson Notebook | Products | Office Products |
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Bart Simpson Notebook
Bart Simpson-themed merchandise that KrustCo Enterprises sells when Barts gets famous, known as "The I Didn't Do It Boy".
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| 15 | Bat Carousel Reversal Spray | Products | Hardware |
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Bat Carousel Reversal Spray
Batman's bat-tool that he uses to outwit Clownface, also known as Krusty the Clown.
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| 16 | BBQ Pit Kit | Products | Hardware |
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BBQ Pit Kit
The wisecracking sidekick from sitcom Toolin' Around is the spokesperson for the BBQ Pit Kit that Homer buys at Mom & Pop Hardware.
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| 17 | The Beatles Jr. Guitar | Products | Musical Instruments |
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The Beatles Jr. Guitar
Beatles branded product in Ned Flanders' secret Beatles memorabilia room.
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| 18 | Big Chief Rotten Cheeks Chewing Tobacco | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Big Chief Rotten Cheeks Chewing Tobacco
Tobacco product. Chew without reservations!
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| 19 | Bink 182 | Products | Baby Products |
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Bink 182
Marge throws Maggie's pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can't find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference.
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| 20 | Blue Bombers | Products | Narcotics |
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Blue Bombers
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 21 | Brain & Nerve Tonic | Products | Medicine |
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Brain & Nerve Tonic
Tonic that Mr. Burns gives the power plant softball team, rich in proteins and electromagnetic juices. It promotes robust health. It has been known to cause gigantism, but only in rare cases.
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| 22 | Bronson's View Blockers | Products | Products-misc |
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Bronson's View Blockers
Company that provides large blank signs that block the view during panoramic shots.
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| 23 | Bulkenoid | Products | Fitness Products |
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Bulkenoid
Nutrition supplement product Marge uses.
 
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| 24 | Bull Moose Elbow Salve | Products | Medicine |
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Bull Moose Elbow Salve
Old man ointment in Mr. burns' medicine cabinet.
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| 25 | The Burns Omni-Net | Products | Products-misc |
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The Burns Omni-Net
Mr. Burns's invention that drags ocean animals into his recycling plant, in order to create Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry.
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| 26 | Check Style No. 9 | Products | Products-misc |
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Check Style No. 9
Also known as "Oh, the Humanity: The Hindenburg Flip Book Series" Bank of Springfield check style that Bart selects when Marge makes him deposit his $100 inheritance from Great Aunt Hortense.
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| 27 | Chester Strikes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Chester Strikes
The children of Springfield Elementary listen to the broadcast from the town of Grover's Mill, where a giant metal cylinder from Mars lands and a tentacle comes out. Edna Krabappel hand out Chester Strikes cigarettes to calm their nerves.
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| 28 | Chewing Tobacco | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Chewing Tobacco
When Selma goes to the Springfield Orphanage to adopt a baby, she decides to give up smoking for chewing tobacco.
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| 29 | Chlorhexinol | Products | Medicine |
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Chlorhexinol
When Bart experiences side effects with his ADD medication, the Simpsons learn that while you can't just go off Focusyn, they can ease Bart into one of its sister drugs like Chlorhexinol, and augment that with some Phenolbutamine. And maybe some Cyclobenzanone.
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| 30 | Chloroform | Products | Medicine |
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Chloroform
Generic bottle of chloroform that Ned Flanders suggests using on Bart in Reverend Lovejoy's Ministry Machine van.
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| 31 | Choco-Blasted Baby Aspirin | Products | Medicine |
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Choco-Blasted Baby Aspirin
Medicine product on the shelf at Kwik-E-Mart, which Marge first mistakes for sugar free donuts - but it's sugar with free donuts.
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| 32 | Churchill Downers Horse Tranquilizers | Products | Medicine |
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Churchill Downers Horse Tranquilizers
Homer gives up anger and starts taking Churchill Downers Horse Tranquilizers.
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| 33 | Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Cigarettes
Generic carton of cigarettes that Bart gives Homer when he goes to jail for stealing Moe's car.
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| 34 | Cigars [product] | Products | Cigars |
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Cigars [product]
Generic brand of cigars that Homer buys at Kwik-E-Mart.
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| 35 | Cold Faithful | Products | Hardware |
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Cold Faithful
Brand of the Simpsons' new refrigerator motor.
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| 36 | Cold Tablets | Products | Medicine |
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Cold Tablets
Generic medicine product sold at Eatie gourmet's, the grocery store the Simpsons visit after church.
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| 37 | Connie Chung Calendar | Products | Office Products |
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Connie Chung Calendar
Marge's sisters remind her that Homer's birthday gifts are usually for him, not her, like the calendar he bought her.
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| 38 | The Contempo | Products | Products-misc |
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The Contempo
Coffin sold at Sales from the Crypt funeral home that features the CadaverCam, a camera so you can see your dead loved one.
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| 39 | Cow Paralyzers | Products | Narcotics |
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Cow Paralyzers
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 40 | Cyclobenzanone | Products | Medicine |
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Cyclobenzanone
When Bart experiences side effects with his ADD medication, the Simpsons learn that while you can't just go off Focusyn, they can ease Bart into one of its sister drugs like Chlorhexinol, and augment that with some Phenolbutamine. And maybe some Cyclobenzanone.
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| 41 | Deluxe Sprinkle King | Products | Hardware |
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Deluxe Sprinkle King
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.
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| 42 | Demoxonil | Products | Products-misc |
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Demoxonil
Hair growth formula Homer uses. Parody of Monoxodil.
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| 43 | Diet Drug Z-3 | Products | Fitness Products |
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Diet Drug Z-3
While participating as a medical research subject at the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to earn extra money, Homer gets tested with a perfume called Desert Breeze and a diet product called Diet Drug Z-3.
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| 44 | Discount Flu Remedy | Products | Medicine |
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Discount Flu Remedy
Kwik-E-Mart branded product that Mayor Quimby takes before his mayoral debate with Sideshow Bob. Extra Drowsy Formula.
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| 45 | Doctor Duff's Health Tonic | Products | Medicine |
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Doctor Duff's Health Tonic
Prohibition got you down? Drink Doctor Duff's Health Tonic - from Homer's Duff Brewery Tour.
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| 46 | Dog in a Ball | Products | Baby Products |
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Dog in a Ball
Product sold at the Baby Expo, an actual dog in a big plastic ball for babies to play with.
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| 47 | Dominex Knee Pads | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Dominex Knee Pads
After taking Nappien to help him sleep, Homer creates domino art of his face using the family's VHS tapes, which he denies doing until he realizes he's wearing his Dominex brand special domino setting up knee pads.
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| 48 | Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums | Products | Medicine |
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Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums
Protein pills Lisa recommends to Bart in the event he decides to go vegetarian.
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| 49 | Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills | Products | Fitness Products |
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Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills
Jar of pills in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement.
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| 50 | Drain Bugger | Products | Hardware |
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Drain Bugger
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - a live bug that eats through drain clogs.
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| 51 | Duff Calendar | Products | Office Products |
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Duff Calendar
The winner of the Beer-tender of the Year Contest at the Duff Days beer festival gets immortalized on the new Duff calendar.
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| 52 | Dumpster | Products | Products-misc |
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Dumpster
Brand of the dumpster that Otto mentions. Bart: Otto man? You're living in a Dumpster? Otto Mann: Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-co waste disposal unit.
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| 53 | Eight-month After Pill | Products | Medicine |
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Eight-month After Pill
Professor Frank invents the eight-month after pill.
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| 54 | Emergency Baptism Kit | Products | Products-misc |
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Emergency Baptism Kit
Product Ned pulls out when he decides to baptize the Simpson kids.
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| 55 | Ether | Products | Medicine |
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Ether
Generic bottle of ether that Smithers gives Mr. Burns while giving him a manicure.
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| 56 | Extreme T-Cream | Products | Fitness Products |
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Extreme T-Cream
Nutrition supplement product Marge uses.
 
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| 57 | Flesh-Eating Ants | Products | Products-misc |
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Flesh-Eating Ants
Product from Bart and Lisa's script for a new Itchy & Scratchy cartoon: Itchy is a barber, and he pours barbecue sauce on Scratchy's head, followed by a box of flesh-eating ants.
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| 58 | The Foam Dome | Products | Sporting Goods |
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The Foam Dome
Invention mentioned during the I Can't Believe They Invented It! TV show, a ball cap with beer can holders.
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| 59 | Focusyn | Products | Medicine |
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Focusyn
Drug Bart takes for his ADD.
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| 60 | George Foreman Mail Sorter | Products | Office Products |
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George Foreman Mail Sorter
Homer's mail sorter.
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| 61 | Globe Wax | Products | Office Products |
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Globe Wax
Wax product made specifically for globes that Bart uses to clean Mrs. Krabappel's classroom globe during detention.
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| 62 | Glue | Products | Office Products |
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Glue
Generic adhesive Homer and Bart use to prank former president George Bush with a rainbow clown wig.
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| 63 | Glue Stick | Products | Office Products |
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Glue Stick
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save that Milhouse uses in place of hair gel to impress Lisa.
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| 64 | The Glutemus Maximizer | Products | Fitness Products |
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The Glutemus Maximizer
Exercise product in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement.
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| 65 | Green Golfers | Products | Narcotics |
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Green Golfers
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 66 | The Hammer of Thor | Products | Sporting Goods |
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The Hammer of Thor
Bowling ball Homer mentions in the Bowl Earth Catalog. It will send your pins to Valhalla.
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| 67 | Humble Figurines | Products | Products-misc |
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Humble Figurines
Ned's figurines representing simple idyllic family life that ultimately convince him to move his family to Humbleton, PA where they are made.
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| 68 | Ignorital | Products | Medicine |
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Ignorital
When Lisa gets depressed, Homer and Marge take her to the Pediatric Mental Wellness Group, where she is diagnosed with Environment Related Despair, and given Ignorital "happy pills".
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| 69 | Inners | Products | Narcotics |
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Inners
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 70 | Jaclyn Smith Axe Heads | Products | Hardware |
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Jaclyn Smith Axe Heads
Product available at Sprawl-Mart.
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| 71 | Jammitin | Products | Medicine |
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Jammitin
Drug commercial to help old people have sex that Ned's kids Rod and Todd watch on TV.
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| 72 | Jerk-Ass Homer Cigars | Products | Cigars |
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Jerk-Ass Homer Cigars
After cleaning out his car by throwing his trash in the Krusty Burger drive-up trashcan, Homer lights up a Jerk-Ass Homer cigar, inadvertently causing a gas explosion and destroying all the restaurants on Fast-Food Boulevard when he tosses the match.
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| 73 | Johnson's Water Seal | Products | Hardware |
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Johnson's Water Seal
How Marge keeps her hair so perfect.
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| 74 | Kiddy Cork | Products | Baby Products |
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Kiddy Cork
Marge throws Maggie's pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can't find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference.
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| 75 | Kitten Kalendar | Products | Office Products |
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Kitten Kalendar
The Simpsons visit Springfield Mall to return the gifts Bart got them - Kitten Kalendars.
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| 76 | Krap-E-Latch | Products | Baby Products |
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Krap-E-Latch
Brand of Maggie's carseat that releases her when Homer crashes into the car in front of them, sending Maggie over the bridge and into Moe's arms.
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| 77 | Kronk | Products | Office Products |
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Kronk
Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.
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| 78 | Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid | Products | Products-misc |
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Krusty Brand Sulfuric Acid
Train car on the train to Springfield that Homer's brother Herb passes on when he's waiting for a good train car to jump on.
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| 79 | The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier | Products | Hardware |
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The Krusty Crowd Control Barrier
Krusty the Clown merchandise. "KRUSTY SEZ - GET BACK"
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| 80 | Krusty Eye Wash | Products | Medicine |
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Krusty Eye Wash
Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room.
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| 81 | Krusty Home Pregnancy Test | Products | Baby Products |
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Krusty Home Pregnancy Test
Krusty branded pregnancy test.
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| 82 | Krusty Klovnen Baby Visker! | Products | Baby Products |
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Krusty Klovnen Baby Visker!
Krusty lost a fortune and had to endorse baby wipes in Norway.
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| 83 | Krusty the Clown Calendar | Products | Office Products |
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Krusty the Clown Calendar
Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room.
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| 84 | Krusty the Clown Sleeping Bag | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Krusty the Clown Sleeping Bag
Bart's bed in his new loft that he rents with the money garnished from Homer's wages from spending the money Bart made filming the Baby-So_Fresh ad.
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| 85 | Krusty's Legal Forms | Products | Office Products |
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Krusty's Legal Forms
The Canyonero guys offer Krusty a fully loaded Canyonero sports utility vehicle if he signs an endorsement contract.
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| 86 | Krusty's Non-narkotik Kough Syrup | Products | Medicine |
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Krusty's Non-narkotik Kough Syrup
Krusty the Clown branded children's cough syrup product, and the secret ingredient included in Homer's recipe for his Flaming Homer mixed drink - and then Moe's Flaming Moe, which Moe steals from Homer.
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| 87 | Krusty's Personal Swabs | Products | Medicine |
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Krusty's Personal Swabs
Krusty themed merchandise in Bart's room.
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| 88 | Laramie Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Laramie Cigarettes
Laramie parent company that makes numerous cigarette products.
 
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| 89 | The Leather Buddy | Products | Hardware |
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The Leather Buddy
Simpsons version of Leatherman tool Bart buys for Homer for Father's Day.
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| 90 | Lister's Carbolic Unguent | Products | Medicine |
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Lister's Carbolic Unguent
Medicine that Abe recommends for Maggie: Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton. Put the cotton in her ear. That'll stop them shakes.
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| 91 | Liver Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Liver Pills
Pills in Mrs. Glick's bathroom cabinet.
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| 92 | Li'l Chipper | Products | Hardware |
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Li'l Chipper
Ned throws his gun in a miniature wood chipper to avoid shooting Homer as he saw in his Dead Zone vision - changing the future to one in which Homer destroys the town by pressing the core destruct button at the power plant.
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| 93 | Love Potion | Products | Medicine |
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Love Potion
Product sold at Princess Opal's store in the mall. Mostly corn syrup and a little rubbing alcohol. You'll be lucky if it doesn't make your hair fall out actually.
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| 94 | LSD Mach 3 | Products | Narcotics |
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LSD Mach 3
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 95 | Marge Simpson Diaphram | Products | Baby Products |
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Marge Simpson Diaphram
Marge makes some senseless business investments, including the Marge Simpson Diaphragm.
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| 96 | Massive Weight Gain Powder | Products | Fitness Products |
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Massive Weight Gain Powder
Product that Homer buys at the Springfield Nutrition Center to gain 60 lbs to qualify as disabled.
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| 97 | Mauso-Palooza | Products | Products-misc |
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Mauso-Palooza
Mausoleum offered at the Sales from the Crypt funeral home, which can be seen from space. An investment in extravagance. It will consume as much cement as a regulation size tennis court.
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| 98 | Ment | Products | Cigarettes |
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Ment
Cigarette brand advertised on back of a magazine at Kwik-E-Mart.
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| 99 | Meso-Max | Products | Fitness Products |
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Meso-Max
Nutrition supplement product Marge uses.
 
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| 100 | Miracle Shears | Products | Hardware |
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Miracle Shears
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield that can cut through a car door.
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| 101 | Morg | Products | Musical Instruments |
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Morg
Keyboard brand sold at Stan's Keyboards store in Springfield Mall. Parody of Moog.
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| 102 | Mr. Blister | Products | Medicine |
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Mr. Blister
Product that Patty and Selma find coupon for: Buy three tubes, get one free.
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| 103 | Nappien | Products | Medicine |
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Nappien
Sleeping pill that activates your brain's napping centers, and attacks your body's awake-agens. And unlike Sleepia, it won't cause foot fattening or elbow-stink.
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| 104 | Nappien Nok-Em-Out Jr. Sleeping Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Nappien Nok-Em-Out Jr. Sleeping Pills
When Lisa steals Krusty's time slot with a show of her own, Krusty is forced into a late night talk show, sponsored by Nappien products Nok-Em-Out Sleeping Pills and Nok-Em-Out Jr. Sleeping Pills for kids.
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| 105 | Nappien Nok-Em-Out Sleeping Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Nappien Nok-Em-Out Sleeping Pills
When Lisa steals Krusty's time slot with a show of her own, Krusty is forced into a late night talk show, sponsored by Nappien products Nok-Em-Out Sleeping Pills and Nok-Em-Out Jr. Sleeping Pills for kids.
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| 106 | OmniGogs | Products | Hardware |
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OmniGogs
Product sold at the State Fair in Springfield - eye protection goggles.
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| 107 | Oscar Meyer Periodic Table | Products | Office Products |
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Oscar Meyer Periodic Table
Springfield Elementary uses promotional teaching aides featuring the element bolgnium.
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| 108 | Outers | Products | Narcotics |
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Outers
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 109 | Paint | Products | Hardware |
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Paint
Generic paint product.
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| 110 | Paint Remover | Products | Hardware |
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Paint Remover
Generically named product in the Simpson garage when Bart builds his soap box racer.
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| 111 | Paper Clips | Products | Office Products |
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Paper Clips
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.
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| 112 | Pee 'N' See Home Pregnancy Test | Products | Baby Products |
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Pee 'N' See Home Pregnancy Test
Apu and Manjula's home pregnancy test.
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| 113 | Phenolbutamine | Products | Medicine |
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Phenolbutamine
When Bart experiences side effects with his ADD medication, the Simpsons learn that while you can't just go off Focusyn, they can ease Bart into one of its sister drugs like Chlorhexinol, and augment that with some Phenolbutamine. And maybe some Cyclobenzanone.
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| 114 | Popli | Products | Office Products |
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Popli
Clever pencil holder sold at the Swedish furniture store and IKEA parody SHOP.
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| 115 | Port-a-Squat | Products | Products-misc |
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Port-a-Squat
Portable toilet at the Save Our Park Charity Carnival for Springfield Park.
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| 116 | Poster Paint | Products | Office Products |
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Poster Paint
Lisa pranks Homer and Bart, covering them with painted oats, tricking them into thinking they have leprosy to teach them a lesson.
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| 117 | Pro Abs | Products | Fitness Products |
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Pro Abs
Nutrition supplement product Marge uses.
 
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| 118 | Professor Lazarus' Dead No More Elixir | Products | Medicine |
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Professor Lazarus' Dead No More Elixir
Elixir that Comic Book Guys reaches for as he's dying. It spills on a stool instead, bringing it to life.
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| 119 | Quicksand | Products | Products-misc |
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Quicksand
Generic brand of extra deep quicksand that Homer uses to murder George Clooney.
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| 120 | Ragin' 'Roids | Products | Medicine |
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Ragin' 'Roids
Marge runs into her former neighbor Ruth who has also gotten into bodybuilding, and was Miss Mexican Mafia three years in a row. Ruth introduces Marge to steroids with the product Ragin' 'Roids.
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| 121 | Repressitol | Products | Medicine |
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Repressitol
Milhouse's medication that prevents him from remembering his first day at school.
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| 122 | Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun | Products | Products-misc |
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Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun
Homer's old clothing decorating tool that Marge finds in the attic and sells at the Evergreen Terrace Rummage Sale.
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| 123 | Robotoids | Products | Medicine |
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Robotoids
Toy product child asks Homer as Santa Clause for.
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| 124 | Rosebud | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Rosebud
Sled on the wall at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, nod to Citizen Kane.
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| 125 | Rubber Bands | Products | Office Products |
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Rubber Bands
Generic school supplies for sale at Try 'N' Save.
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| 126 | Rubber Cement | Products | Office Products |
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Rubber Cement
Principal Skinner rubs generic rubber cement on Willy to represent the ravages of plague for his role in the Medieval festival.
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| 127 | Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic | Products | Medicine |
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Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic
Abe Simpson's love potion.
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| 128 | Sky Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Sky Pills
One of the husbands that Homer meets at the Palm Springfield Resort tells Homer that his wife created Sky Pills, vitamins she mixed with Alka-Seltzer and pretended it was medicine.
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| 129 | Sleepia | Products | Medicine |
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Sleepia
Nappien activates your brain's napping centers, and attacks your body's awake-agens. And unlike Sleepia, it won't cause foot fattening or elbow-stink.
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| 130 | Sleeping Pills | Products | Medicine |
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Sleeping Pills
Homer takes Stimu-Crank pep pills that he buys at a roadside store simply called Market to stay awake on his and Bart's truckdriving adventure, balancing them out with generic Sleeping Pills.
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| 131 | Smeckler's Powder | Products | Medicine |
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Smeckler's Powder
Medicine that Bart - mocking Abe and Patty and Selma - recommends for Maggie: Don't forget to give her Smeckler's Powder.
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| 132 | Smoke'm | Products | Cigarettes |
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Smoke'm
Cigarettes sold at Kwik-E-Mart.
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| 133 | Smoke'M Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Smoke'M Cigarettes
Cigarette brand at the Mook-E-Mart in Guidopolis.
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| 134 | Spit Brothers Chewing Tobacco | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Spit Brothers Chewing Tobacco
Abe Simpson's choice of chewing tobacco brand. Bart swipes his spittoon, so Abe spits in Lisa's saxophone.
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| 135 | Sprinkle King | Products | Hardware |
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Sprinkle King
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.
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| 136 | Sprinkle Queen | Products | Hardware |
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Sprinkle Queen
Hose nozzle Principal Skinner sells at the Home & Garden convention.
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| 137 | The Stealth Bowler | Products | Sporting Goods |
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The Stealth Bowler
Bowling ball Homer mentions in the Bowl Earth Catalog. The pins don't know what hit them.
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| 138 | Steel Wool | Products | Hardware |
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Steel Wool
Generic steel wool product sold at Mom & Pop Hardware.
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| 139 | Stern-A-Bond | Products | Hardware |
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Stern-A-Bond
Industrial glue in Homer's desk drawer at work that Bart uses to glue novelty props to his face. "Now with death grip", "Warning: in case of accidental ingestion consult a mortician."
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| 140 | Stimu-Crank | Products | Medicine |
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Stimu-Crank
Homer takes Stimu-Crank pep pills that he buys at a roadside store simply called Market to stay awake on his and Bart's truckdriving adventure, balancing them out with generic Sleeping Pills.
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| 141 | Sulfur Pops | Products | Medicine |
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Sulfur Pops
Booth at Paradise Pier in Springfield. "That loud pronouncement means it's working!"
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| 142 | Super Glue | Products | Office Products |
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Super Glue
Back on the Springfield University campus, Homer attempts to prank the dean, but is interrupted by fraternity guys playing a prank on him. "Last in grades, first in pranks"
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| 143 | Survival Pak | Products | Products-misc |
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Survival Pak
Survival kit product.
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| 144 | Swank | Products | Narcotics-Marijuana |
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Swank
Illegal drug that's ten times more addictive than marijuana, introduced by the evil dude in the McBain movie scene.
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| 145 | Swing-a-majig | Products | Baby Products |
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Swing-a-majig
Baby swing for Maggie that comes with the Simpsons' new house in Cypress Creek.
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| 146 | Syntho-Nip | Products | Baby Products |
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Syntho-Nip
Marge throws Maggie's pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can't find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference.
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| 147 | Testor's Airplane Glue | Products | Office Products |
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Testor's Airplane Glue
Abe Simpson: I'll take any test you want - eye test, Pap test, memory test, memory test, Vinnie Testaverde, Ferrari Testarossa, President's Physical Fitness Test, Sealtest Ice Cream, Testor's Airplane Glue...
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| 148 | Thumbustitute | Products | Baby Products |
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Thumbustitute
Marge throws Maggie's pacifier away and then loses it. Homer goes to the store but can't find her brand. Other brands he brings home include Syntho-Nip, Kiddy Cork, Thumbustitute, AccuTeat And Bink 182, a Blink 182 reference.
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| 149 | Time-out Gas | Products | Baby Products |
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Time-out Gas
Police fire time-out gas at crying children when Krusty announces his retirement. Krusty retires for the fifth and final time.
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| 150 | Toothless Joe's Bubblegum-Flavored Chewi... | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Toothless Joe's Bubblegum-Flavored Chewing Product
Gum that Bart and Milhouse chew in their all-syrup super squishie induced Broadway adventure.
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| 151 | Tourist Film | Products | Office Products |
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Tourist Film
Film product sold at Kwik-E-Mart.
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| 152 | Trash-Co | Products | Products-misc |
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Trash-Co
Brand of the dumpster outside Kwik-E-Mart where Otto lives until he moves in with the Simpsons.
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| 153 | Trucker's Choice Stay Alert Capsules | Products | Medicine |
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Trucker's Choice Stay Alert Capsules
Stay alert capsules that Bart buys for Lisa from the Covet House Catalog and she develops an addiction.
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| 154 | Truth Serum | Products | Medicine |
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Truth Serum
Product sold at Princess Opal's store in the mall that makes Princess Opal tell Selma the truth about the Love Potion she's trying to sell her, that it's mostly corn syrup and a little rubbing alcohol, and she'll be lucky if it doesn't make her hair fall out.
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| 155 | Two Stars Cigars | Products | Cigars |
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Two Stars Cigars
Cigar box where Abe Simpson keeps his old Smith & Wesson.
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| 156 | Ultimate Burn | Products | Fitness Products |
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Ultimate Burn
Nutrition supplement product Marge uses.
 
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| 157 | Viagrogaine | Products | Medicine |
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Viagrogaine
The topical for bald, impotent men. "It gives you lots of hair and what you need down there. What are you waiting for, loser?" ...possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis.
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| 158 | Whip Balm | Products | Hardware |
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Whip Balm
Product mentioned in the end credits of The Poke of Zorro, the movie that the Simpsons watch at Springfield Googolplex Theaters. "The producers would like to thank: The makers of Whip Balm"
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| 159 | Wuvs | Products | Baby Products |
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Wuvs
Diaper product delivered to the Nahasapeemapetilon Family after Apu's wife Manjula gives birth to the Octuplets.
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| 160 | Yellow Paint | Products | Hardware |
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Yellow Paint
Generic paint product Homer uses to track Lenny and Carl to their secret meeting. All he has to do is follow the yellow drip road.
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| 161 | Yellow Submarines | Products | Narcotics |
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Yellow Submarines
Mr. Burns: Simpson, I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den! Crack smack, uppers, downers, outer, inners, horse tranquilizers, cow paralyzers, blue bombers, green golfers, yellow submarines, LSD Mach 3 and trace amounts of human urine.
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| 162 | Zipp | Products | Hardware |
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Zipp
Brand of spray paint that Bart and Martin use when Bart teaches him to act cool, so the other kids won't laugh at him.
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