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Unknown: Heisenberg and Schrodinger get pulled over for speeding. Cop asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The officer says, "You were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up "Great! Now we're lost!" Cop asks if there's anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrodinger replies. The cop opens the trunk. "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrodinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"
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Unknown: Know what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket? "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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Unknown: There are two kinds of people. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete datasets.
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Unknown: There's only one number between 1 and 100 in which all of the letters are in alphabetical order (Forty).
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Unknown: What's the only U.S. state name that doesn't share any letters with the word "mackerel"? (Ohio).
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