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| | Film 1989. Written by John Hughes. Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik. Starring Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Johnny Galecki and Juliette Lewis. |  | |
Total Record Results: 5 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Clark Griswold  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Clark Griswold
Clark Griswold: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah!
| | 2 | Cousin Eddie | Quotes | Quotes | |
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: Bingo.
| | 3 | Cousin Eddie | Quotes | Quotes | |
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: He's cute, ain't he? Problem is, he's got a bit of Mississippi Leg Hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. Don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. A word of warning, though. If he lays into you, it's best to just let him finish.
| | 4 | Cousin Eddie | Quotes | Quotes | |
Cousin Eddie
Cousin Eddie: You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. Over at the V.A. they replaced it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong, so, I don't know if I ought to go down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
| | 5 | Todd  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Todd
Todd: I want to take off these clothes, sit with a glass of wine and kiss your body.
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