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| Film 2008. Written by Peter Gaulke, Fred Wolf. Directed by Fred Wolf. Starring Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Kevin Heffernan, Ashley Scott, Peter Dante, Harry Hamlin, Robert Patrick, Joe Don Baker, Justin Long, Jeff Garlin, Ernest Borgnine. |  | |
Total Record Results: 6 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Cooker | Quotes | Quotes | |
Cooker
Cooker: I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.
| | 2 | Gus Hayden | Quotes | Quotes | |
Gus Hayden
Gus Hayden: They tied me to a post and did to me what they do to all white men. They cut my scrotum with a sharp stick and then they ran away. My testicles unraveled out onto the ground. I scooped up my testicles from out of the dirt, rolled them up, shoved them back into my sack, and then sewed it shut myself.
| | 3 | Junior  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Junior
Junior: I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake.
| | 4 | Peter Gaulke  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Peter Gaulke
Peter Gaulke: Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap?
| | 5 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | |
Peter Gaulke
Peter Gaulke: Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.
| | 6 | Peter Gaulke | Quotes | Quotes | |
Peter Gaulke
Peter Gaulke: These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.
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