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| 1 | Angelo  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelo
Angelo: I decide who lives or dies.
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| 2 | Angelo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelo
Angelo: Timmy's gone.
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| 3 | Angelo & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angelo & Miss Parker
Angelo: Davy free!
Miss Parker: Miss Parker's still in Hell.
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| 4 | Bobby  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bobby
Bobby: Not this time, Spider-Man. I'm in charge here. I'm goin' over.
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| 5 | Broots  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Broots
Broots: Oh, I was just doodling, it's nothing.
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| 6 | Broots | Quotes | Quotes |
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Broots
Broots: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be Aquaman.
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| 7 | Broots & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Broots & Miss Parker
Broots: I thought things were gonna be different between us.
Miss Parker: There is no us. At least, not that they know of. Could you imagine what they would do if they knew?
Broots: Right. Right. We don't... We don't wanna give them any ammunition, now do we?
Miss Parker: Speaking of which... my clip is empty.
Broots: Oh, yeah. I get it, baby.
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| 8 | Captain Wright, Bobby & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Wright, Bobby & Jarod
Captain Wright: Better watch out, Bobby, looks like there's a new Spider-Man in town.
Bobby: Yeah, well, we'll see who has the web.
Jarod: Spider-Man?
Bobby: Yeah, like in the comics.
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| 9 | Damon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Damon
Damon: The Centre owns you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Don't make it so difficult next time.
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| 10 | Damon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Damon
Damon: You wanna stop me? Shoot me in the back. My guess is you're still too human for that.
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| 11 | Dr. Raines & Catherine Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Raines & Catherine Parker
Dr. Raines: I'm sorry. I'm just following orders.
Catherine Parker: You really had me convinced that you'd changed, that you cared about this baby.
Dr. Raines: There's no other way, Catherine.
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| 12 | Dr. Raines & Kyle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Raines & Kyle
Dr. Raines: Hate dictates reality. The sooner you embrace it and focus it upon your enemy the sooner total control will be realized.
Kyle: It's more than just a word. Hate is a feeling.
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| 13 | Dr. Wade Eubanks & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Wade Eubanks & Jarod
Dr. Wade Eubanks: Is the Pope Catholic?
Jarod: I believe that's mandatory.
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| 14 | Gemini & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gemini & Jarod
Gemini: Who are you?
Jarod: I'm you.
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| 15 | Hawk & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hawk & Jarod
Hawk: Go to Hell.
Jarod: You first.
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| 16 | Huey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Huey
Huey: Welcome to Heroin Hilton, Jarod.
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| 17 | Jacob | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jacob
Jacob: Gene.
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| 18 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Catch me if you can.
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| 19 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: It's difficult to distinguish between her bite and her bark.
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| 20 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: I'm on the run from a secret organization. I needed a place to hide out for a while.
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| 21 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Karma - ain't it a bitch.
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| 22 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Loneliness is something I left at the Centre.
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| 23 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Love transcends death. The people we love touch our lives, even after they're gone.
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| 24 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do!
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| 25 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Somebody's luck just ran out.
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| 26 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Trust your inner sense, Miss Parker. I do.
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| 27 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Well, I came to say goodbye, Sharpton, and I knew you'd be here, like you are every night, collecting your payoff. Same Bat Time, same Bat Channel. I heard that on a rerun.
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| 28 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Well, Marisa, if you're dead in my lab, who's buried in your grave?
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| 29 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: What are you waiting for - divine intervention?
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| 30 | Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod
Jarod: Whether it's love or revenge, don't let unfinished business finish you.
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| 31 | Jarod & Damon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Damon
Jarod: He has a daughter who needs him.
Damon: That doesn't make any difference.
Jarod: It does to me.
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| 32 | Jarod & Man in Hospital | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Man in Hospital
Jarod: Let's go over this again, because I want to get it straight. He was a spider... and a man.
Man in Hospital: No. He was a high school student bitten by a radioactive spider.
Jarod: Hmm. That must have hurt.
Man in Hospital: Then he developed spider powers. You know, he could climb walls, he could shoot webs, and he had spider-sense.
Jarod: Which is?
Man in Hospital: I don't know. He - His head would tingle and stuff.
Jarod: Well, I wasn't aware that arachnids had heads that tingled.
Man in Hospital: I don't know from arachnids. But Spider-Man's did.
Jarod: It's fascinating. I'll read them all.
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| 33 | Jarod & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Miss Parker
Jarod: Oh, I have to watch?
Miss Parker: You get to watch.
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| 34 | Jarod & Mr. Lyle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Mr. Lyle
Jarod: You're insane.
Mr. Lyle: Psychological diagnosis can be really subjective.
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| 35 | Jarod & Mr. Raines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Mr. Raines
Jarod: What did I ever do to you?
Mr. Raines: You exist.
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| 36 | Jarod & Nia | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jarod & Nia
Jarod: I know it's crazy, but I can explain.
Nia: We all have scars.
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| 37 | Jeff Baytos | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jeff Baytos
Jeff Baytos: Live long and prosper.
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| 38 | Kyle | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kyle
Kyle: I decide who lives or dies.
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| 39 | Kyle & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kyle & Jarod
I'm sorry, Jarod.
Jarod: For what?
Kyle: For everything.
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| 40 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Do I look like I drive a mini-van?
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| 41 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Do you hear that, Broots? Pigs are flying.
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| 42 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: God forgives. I don't.
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| 43 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Gravity's a bitch.
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| 44 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Haven't you seen anyone chew gum before?
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| 45 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: How does it feel to be the mayor of Loserville?
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| 46 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: I don't do Mommy.
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| 47 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: I thought he gave up smoking.
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| 48 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: I wonder what your science project is up to now.
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| 49 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: If I shot you, you son of a bitch, you'd be dead. Are we clear?
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| 50 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Jarod, your ninth life just ran out.
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| 51 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Parker family motto: never depend on anyone but yourself.
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| 52 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Twitch - and I'll be washing gray matter off the walls.
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| 53 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: Unpucker your sphincter, Broots, it's just me.
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| 54 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: We have entered the Jarod Zone.
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| 55 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: What am I, in the Twilight Zone?
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| 56 | Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker
Miss Parker: You wheeze and I'll shoot.
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| 57 | Miss Parker & Dr. Raines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker & Dr. Raines
Miss Parker: I'm the last chance saloon here Raines.
Dr. Raines: Remember, whatever answers your mother may have left behind, there is still one person alive who does know the whole truth.
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| 58 | Miss Parker & Mr. Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miss Parker & Mr. Parker
Miss Parker: Daddy?
Mr. Parker: Sure as hell not Santa Claus.
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| 59 | Monique Brooks | Quotes | Quotes |
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Monique Brooks
Monique Brooks, a.k.a. Nurse Plenty: We all like to pretend once in a while, don't we, Doc?
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| 60 | Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker
Mr. Lyle: God, you're a crazy bitch.
Miss Parker: You don't know the half of it.
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| 61 | Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker
Mr. Lyle: Not as easy as it looks, is it? You know why you don't want to kill me? Because you are me. It's a natural desire for people like us to dominate and define.
Miss Parker: You and I have nothing in common.
Mr. Lyle: We both recognize that this notion of human equality just perpetuates mediocrity. But we're not mediocre. Are we, Miss Parker? We're independent. And independence, it's a privilege of the strong. Tell me, Miss Parker. How strong are you?
Miss Parker: Strong enough.
Mr. Lyle: How strong are you?
Miss Parker: Test me.
Mr. Lyle: Nice working with you.
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| 62 | Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Lyle & Miss Parker
Mr. Lyle: Why is I that every time your planes don't quite line up, you go right to the conspiracy card and come after me?
Miss Parker: You want donkey spit, you find an ass.
 
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| 63 | Mr. Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Parker
Mr. Parker: It's not right for my little girl to have blood like that on her hands.
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| 64 | Mr. Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Parker
Mr. Parker: Long live the Centre.
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| 65 | Mr. Raines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Raines
Mr. Raines: We're Even Now, My Children. Godspeed.
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| 66 | Mr. Wiggles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wiggles: I wants to get funked up!
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| 67 | Mr. Wiggles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wiggles: Make my funk the P funk!
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| 68 | Nia | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nia
Nia: Conrad chased victor trying to silence him. Victor ran in here, trying to hide. Conrad, running short of time, decided to blow out he entrance, sealing him in. The Force is with me.
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| 69 | Nia & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nia & Jarod
Nia: Disturbance in the Force?
Jarod: The Force?
Nia: Obi Wan Kenobi? Star Wars?
Jarod: The satellite missile defense system?
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| 70 | Nia & Jarod | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nia & Jarod
Nia: This is Victor's camp. The Force is with you. How did you know?
Jarod: Trust in the Force young Jedi. I saw your laser disk last night.
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| 71 | Roger, Jarod & Gillespie | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roger, Jarod & Gillespie
Roger: Don't look so sad. It's a comic book, man. You know, comic? Fun?
Jarod: This Spider-Man - he's a fascinating superhero. Yet, beneath all his heroics, he's led a vary sad life. He new knew his parents. He feels responsible for his uncle's death. And people are always trying to kill him.
Roger: Curse of the superhero. It's tragic, really.
Gillespie: Peter Parker didn't have a real problem. Now, She-Hulk - her life was tragic.
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| 72 | Sharpton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sharpton
Sharpton: See you tomorrow - same Bat Time, same Bat Channel.
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| 73 | Sydney & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sydney & Miss Parker
Sydney: How is Edna?
Miss Parker: As vacant as the Bates Motel.
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| 74 | Sydney & Mr. Raines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sydney & Mr. Raines
Sydney: What happened to you?
Mr. Raines: Too many cigarettes, not enough vacations.
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| 75 | Sydney, Broots & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sydney, Broots & Miss Parker
Sydney: Good work, Broots
Broots: Thanks Sydney
Miss Parker: Let's not polish each other's doorknobs quite yet.
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| 76 | Sydney, Broots & Miss Parker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sydney, Broots & Miss Parker
Sydney: Thunderbirds?
Broots: Well, it's like Star Wars, only it's little talking puppet heads.
Miss Parker: Kind of like yours, Broots?
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| 77 | Thea Tomkins | Quotes | Quotes |
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Thea Tomkins
Thea Tomkins: Easy there, Mr. Maintenance Man. I was just recharging my core. It's like time travel in the Terminator. You gotta be in the skin. It's great for your karma.
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| 78 | Zed | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zed
Zed: Ah boredom, the endless bowel.
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