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| Film 1994. Written by Helen Childress. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo and Steve Zahn. |  | |
Total Record Results: 17 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Lelaina Pierce | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lelaina Pierce
Lelaina Pierce: Life is a random lottery of tragedies and narrow escapes.
| | 2 | Lelaina Pierce  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lelaina Pierce
Lelaina Pierce: Well, I know this sounds cornball, but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
| | 3 | Lelaina Pierce | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lelaina Pierce
Lelaina Pierce: You suffer from the philosopher groupie syndrome. You're this guy with, like, 1 180 IQ, ten units away from a degree in philosophy, and you always fall for these dumb groupie types.
| | 4 | Lelaina Pierce & Rock | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lelaina Pierce & Rock
Lelaina Pierce: Oh, oh is this like a, is this like a pirate operation?
Rock: Do I look like a pirate to you?
| | 5 | Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lelaina Pierce & Troy Dyer
Lelaina Pierce: And you wonder why we never got involved.
Troy Dyer: Three words - November 16, 199-
Lelaina Pierce: Oh, totally drunk and out of my mind.
Troy Dyer: It would have been a poetic experience if I weren't such a gentleman, which I am.
Lelaina Pierce: Just let it go, Dyer. Surrender the fantasy.
| | 6 | Michael Grates | Quotes | Quotes | |
Michael Grates
Michael Grates: Hey, what is your glitch, huh?
| | 7 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Michael Grates & Troy Dyer
Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.
Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
| | 8 | Michael Grates & Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Michael Grates & Troy Dyer
Michael Grates: You know what you are, man? You know what you remind me of? You're like that guy with the hat and the bells and the little, you know...
Troy Dyer: The court jester.
Michael Grates: Yeah, right. Where everything's so easy to laugh at from a safe distance back in Clever-Clever Land. You know what happens to him? They find his skull in a grave and they go, "Oh, I knew him, and he was funny." And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.
| | 9 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: Did he dazzle you with his extensive knowledge of mineral water? Or was it his in-depth analysis of Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?
| | 10 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: I say nobody can eat fifty eggs.
| | 11 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: There's no point to any of this. It's all just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details, you know, a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good. The sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain. The moment your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back and I smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt.
| | 12 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: This girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
| | 13 | Troy Dyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Troy Dyer
Troy Dyer: You're a pathological optimist.
| | 14 | Vicki Miner  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Vicki Miner
Vicki Miner: I'm Superman. I can fly.
| | 15 | Vickie Miner | Quotes | Quotes | |
Vickie Miner
Vickie Miner: My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student-loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy. Been after my ass for years.
| | 16 | Vickie Miner | Quotes | Quotes | |
Vickie Miner
Vickie Miner: Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
| | 17 | Vickie Miner | Quotes | Quotes | |
Vickie Miner
Vickie Miner: The free clinic AIDS test - the rite of passage for our generation.
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