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| Film 1984. Written by Israel and Pat Proft. Directed by Neal Israel. Starring Tom Hanks, Adrian Zmed, William Tepper and Tawny Kitaen. |  | |
Total Record Results: 12 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Dr. Stan Gassko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Dr. Stan Gassko
Dr. Stan Gassko: I can't understand why you're getting married. Do you have any idea what you're giving up? Huh, do you have any idea, an inkling? Everything! Everything - wild parties, running around like a maniac, women every night, nakedness - gone! I miss that so much, Richie.
| | 2 | Gary & Hooker  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Gary & Hooker
Gary: What can I get for 45 bucks?
Hooker: An elevator ride around the block, a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl, or a pump with an underground hammer.
Gary: Wait a minute. Whatever happened to hand jobs?
| | 3 | Jay  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jay
Jay: Hold on. I'm crazy about this one. Your own baby Jedi. This is terrific. You're gonna like this. Huh? Huh? Huh? All right, you're not into science fiction, okay.
| | 4 | Jay O'Neill | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jay O'Neill
Jay O'Neill: Gentlemen... start your boners.
| | 5 | Mrs. Thompson & Nick the Dick | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mrs. Thompson & Nick the Dick
Mrs. Thompson: Is that the foot-long?
Nick the Dick: And then some.
| | 6 | Rick Gassko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rick Gassko
Rick Gassko (examining Nick the Dick's dick): Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.
| | 7 | Rick Gassko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rick Gassko
Rick Gassko: I am not complaining, but I don't usually like my filth this clean.
| | 8 | Rick Gassko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rick Gassko
Rick Gassko: I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some spread. This is pretty good chow. Usually I just have a jam sandwich for lunch. Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take two pieces of bread, jam 'em together.
| | 9 | Rick Gassko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rick Gassko
Rick Gassko: The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.
| | 10 | Rudy | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rudy
Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
| | 11 | Ryko | Quotes | Quotes | |
Ryko
Ryko: Hi, come on in! Drugs to the right, hookers to the left.
| | 12 | Tracey | Quotes | Quotes | |
Tracey
Tracey: Rick, take me please.
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