TV Series 1959. Created by Rod Serling. Starring Rod Serling.
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1Alan Talbot QuotesQuotes

Alan Talbot
Alan Talbot (referencing DuckTales characters Huey, Dewey, and Louie's scouting organization): I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am, but, like, I belong to the Junior Woodchucks, and if you buy a ten-year subscription to the Ladies' Home Companion, I get a genuine toy typewriter free. Now, what do you say?



2Annabelle Streator QuotesQuotes

Annabelle Streator
Annabelle Streator: You've become a stranger to me, Erich. A sick neurotic stranger. You're filled with blind, unreasonable hate. You'd better see a good psychiatrist.

3Billy-Ben & Jess-Belle QuotesQuotes

Billy-Ben & Jess-Belle
Billy-Ben: You're enough to drive a man crazy.
Jess-Belle: You're sure a master hand with the sweet words, Billy-Ben.


4Death QuotesQuotes

Death
Death: What you thought was the end is the beginning.

5Edward Hall & Eliot Rathmann QuotesQuotes

Edward Hall & Eliot Rathmann
Edward Hall: You're gonna think I lost my marbles.
Eliot Rathmann: Marbles can be found.


6Erich Streator QuotesQuotes

Erich Streator
Erich Streator: My name is Erich Streator, and I'm gonna get rid of you.

7Facsimile Limited QuotesQuotes

Facsimile Limited
Facsimile Limited: Sing the body electric is the motto of Facsimile Limited. Inventors and makers of electrical shadows, effigies, mimics, mannequins. To parents who worry about inadequate nurses and schools, who are concerned with the moral and social development of their children, we have perfected an electronic data processing system.



8Gart Williams QuotesQuotes

Gart Williams
Gart Williams: Fat boy, why don't you shut your mouth?

9Jackie Benson & Doug Winter QuotesQuotes

Jackie Benson & Doug Winter
Jackie Benson: Don't be such a gloom cookie.
Doug Winter: I am not now, nor have I ever been a gloom cookie.


10Janie Williams QuotesQuotes

Janie Williams
Janie Williams: You know what the trouble with you is, Gart? You were just born too late. Because, you know, you're the kind of a guy that could be satisfied with a summer afternoon, or an ice wagon being drawn by a horse. So it's my mistake, pal, my error, my miserable tragic error, to get married to a man whose big dream in life is to be Huckleberry Finn!

11Jason Abernathy QuotesQuotes

Jason Abernathy
Jason Abernathy: Jason Abernathy here, with your show, TV Probes the Unusual. And our unusual subject today is Mr. Luther Dingle, who, if what actual onlookers say is true, is the world's strongest man.

12Jeremy Wickwire QuotesQuotes

Jeremy Wickwire
Jeremy Wickwire: While there are men, there can be no peace.

13Jerome QuotesQuotes

Jerome
Jerome: The Devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape. I had seen him before, in all parts of the world. In all forms and guises. Wherever there was sin. Wherever there was strife. Wherever there was corruption. And persecution. There he was also. Sometimes he was only a spectator, a face in the crowd. But, always, he was there.

14Jess-Belle & Ellie Glover QuotesQuotes

Jess-Belle & Ellie Glover
Jess-Belle: Saw a patch of Old Maid's Fern up on the mountain
Ellie Glover: I noticed a lot of vixen-wort around here myself.


15Jesse James QuotesQuotes

Jesse James
Jesse James: You look kind of like a marshmallow.

16Joey Crown QuotesQuotes

Joey Crown
Joey Crown: Half of me is this horn. I can't even talk to people, Baron, 'cause this horn, that's half my language. But when I'm drunk, Baron, oh, when I'm drunk, boy, I don't see the dirty walls or the cracked pipes. I don't know the clock's going, that the hours are going by, 'cause then I'm Gabriel. Oh, I'm... I'm Gabriel with a golden horn. And when I put it to my lips, it comes out jewels. It comes out a symphony, comes out the smell of fresh flowers in summer... comes out beauty. Beauty. When I'm drunk, Baron. Only when I'm drunk.

17Kanamit QuotesQuotes

Kanamit
Kanamit: Ladies and gentleman of the Earth, we greet you in peace and friendship. We come from a planet far beyond this galaxy, a planet far more developed than Earth, but we come as friends. Although we know your language, our own methods of communication are mental rather than verbal. Hence, the voice you hear me speaking with is totally mechanical. Our intentions are honorable. We desire above all things to help the people the Earth, to establish embassies here, and in the near future to set up reciprocal visits between Earth people and Kanamits.

18Laurette Bowen QuotesQuotes

Laurette Bowen
Laurette Bowen: Tommy, it's wrong. You can't go on hurting people.

19Lew Bookman & Death QuotesQuotes

Lew Bookman & Death
Lew Bookman: (After retrieving his case of wares) You never know who might need something up there... Up there?
Death: Up there, Mr. Bookman. You made it.




20Man QuotesQuotes

Man
Man: Come on out, baby. Come on out, baby. Come on out and be friendly. I ain't got all day. If you don't come out, I'm gonna come in.

21Man QuotesQuotes

Man
Man: Crazy dames. It too hot to play games. Much too hot.

22Man QuotesQuotes

Man
Man: Never argue with a woman with a gun.

23Marsha QuotesQuotes

Marsha
Marsha: You may be more sophisticated than I am, but this I call odd.

24Martin Sloan QuotesQuotes

Martin Sloan
Martin Sloan: Martin, I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time of life for you. Don't let any of it go by without enjoying it. There won't be any more merry-go-rounds, no more cotton candy, no more band concerts. I only wanted to tell you that this is a wonderful time for you. Now. Here. That's all, Martin. That's all I wanted to tell you. God help me. That's all I wanted to tell you.

25Martin Sloan QuotesQuotes

Martin Sloan
Martin Sloan: You're Martin Sloan?

26Maya the Cat Girl & Edward Hall QuotesQuotes

Maya the Cat Girl & Edward Hall
Maya the Cat Girl: You can kiss me now, Mr. Hall.
Edward Hall: What if I don't want to?
Maya the Cat Girl: Oh, you want to.


27Michael Chambers QuotesQuotes

Michael Chambers
Michael Chambers: Why don't you take a flying jump at the moon!

28Mouth McGarry QuotesQuotes

Mouth McGarry
Mouth McGarry: I'd love to beat those Giants. But also I'd love to beat Cincinnati or Philadelphia, or the Braves. Or even the Hicksville Bullets. They beat us 11-0 in spring training.

29Mr. Archibald Beechcroft QuotesQuotes

Mr. Archibald Beechcroft
Mr. Archibald Beechcroft: Go away! Disappear! Be extinct!

30Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Her name is the S.S. Queen of Glasgow. Her registry: British. Gross tonnage: 5,000. Age: Indeterminate. At this moment she's one day out of Liverpool, her destination New York. Duly recorded on the ship's log is the sailing time, course to destination, weather conditions, temperature, longitude and latitude. But what is never recorded in a log is the fear that washes over a deck like fog and ocean spray. Fear like the throbbing strokes of engine pistons, each like a heartbeat, parceling out of every hour into breathless minutes of watching, waiting and dreading... For the year is 1942, and this particular ship has lost its convoy. It travels alone like an aged blind thing groping through the unfriendly dark, stalked by unseen periscopes of steel killers. Yes, the Queen of Glasgow is a frightened ship, and she carries with her a premonition of death.

31Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: James Elwood, master programmer. In charge of Mark 502-741, commonly known as Agnes, the world's most advanced electronic computer. Machines are made by men for man's benefit and progress, but when man ceases to control the products of his ingenuity and imagination he not only risks losing the benefit, but he takes a long and unpredictable step into... the Twilight Zone.

32Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: The place is here. The time is now, and the journey into the shadows that we are about to watch, could be our journey.



33Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs, and explosions, and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices, to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is, that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.

34Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

35Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: There's a saying- Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.

36Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Tonight's story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a map of the United States, and there's a little town there called Peaksville. On a given morning not too long ago, the rest of the world disappeared and Peaksville was left all alone. Its inhabitants were never sure whether the world was destroyed and only Peaksville left untouched or whether the village had somehow been taken away. They were, on the other hand, sure of one thing: the cause. A monster had arrived in the village. Just by using his mind, he took away the automobiles, the electricity, the machines, because they displeased him, and he moved an entire community back into the dark ages, just by using his mind.

37Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Up there, up there in the vastness of space, in the void that is sky, up there is an enemy known as isolation. It sits there in the stars waiting, waiting with the patience of eons, forever waiting, in the Twilight Zone.

38Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: What you are about to watch is a nightmare. It is not meant to be prophetic, it need not happen, it's the fervent and urgent prayer of all men of good will that it never shall happen. But in this place, in this moment, it does happen. This is the Twilight Zone.

39Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

40Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

41Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

42Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

43Narrator QuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

44Norma QuotesQuotes

Norma
Norma: Here's looking at you.

45Patty QuotesQuotes

Patty
Patty: Mr. Chambers! Mr. Chambers, don't get on that ship. The rest of the book, To Serve Man, it's - it's a cookbook!

46Paul Driscoll QuotesQuotes

Paul Driscoll
Paul Driscoll: Everything has to happen the way it's supposed to happen.

47Paula QuotesQuotes

Paula
Paula: You got a leak in your attic? What's humanity ever done for us?

48Professor A. Daemon QuotesQuotes

Professor A. Daemon
Professor A. Daemon: First, the "stimulant", and then the "chaser".

49Radio Announcer QuotesQuotes

Radio Announcer
Radio announcer: And now five minutes of the late news. An arrest has been made in the case of the driver who yesterday ran away after fatally injuring young Timmy Danvers. The suspect, Peter Radcliff of 509 Harboro Street, has been positively identified by Mrs. Muriel Hastings, who witnessed the accident at the intersection of Third and Elm. Funeral services for the victim will take place tomorrow afternoon at Trinity Church.

50Radio Announcer QuotesQuotes

Radio Announcer
Radio Announcer: And still the phenomenon remains unexplained except for the reports that now come in of similar occurrences here in the United States and elsewhere. At two o'clock this afternoon, a dark cloud suddenly appeared over a street in Dallas, Texas. The mayor of West Berlin verified the fact that a rectangular area over the Berlin Wall has suddenly gone dark. In Budapest, European newspapermen passed over censorship an article about several square blocks including a political prison which was suddenly thrown into darkness early this morning. In Birmingham, Alabama. An area in Shanghai. The entire northern section of Vietnam. A section of Chicago, Illinois. The darkness continues to make itself known.

51Reverend Anderson QuotesQuotes

Reverend Anderson
Reverend Anderson: Have you? Have any of you? In all this darkness, is there anybody who can make out the truth? He hated, and he killed, and now he dies. You hated, and you killed, and now there's not one of you, not one of you who isn't doomed. Do you know why it's dark? Do you know why there's night all around us? Do you know what the blackness is? It's the hate he felt, the hate you felt, the hate all of us feel, and it's too much of it. It's just too much. And so we had to vomit it out, and now it's coming up all around us and choking us. So much hate, so much miserable hate.

52Rocky Valentine QuotesQuotes

Rocky Valentine
Rocky Valentine: Not this time, you lousy screw.

53Rod Serling QuotesQuotes

Rod Serling
Rod Serling: Well, that's the way it goes.



54Romney Wordsworth QuotesQuotes

Romney Wordsworth
Romney Wordsworth: Yes, Chancellor, in the name of God, I will let you out.



55Sgt. Mike Ferris QuotesQuotes

Sgt. Mike Ferris
Sgt. Mike Ferris: Hey! Where is everybody?

 

56Sheriff Koch QuotesQuotes

Sheriff Koch
Sheriff Koch: When was it God made people, on the sixth day? He should have stopped on the fifth.

57Talky Tina QuotesQuotes

Talky Tina
Talky Tina: My name is Talky Tina, and I'm beginning to hate you.

58Talky Tina QuotesQuotes

Talky Tina
Talky Tina: My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.



59Talky Tina QuotesQuotes

Talky Tina
Talky Tina: My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to me.

60U.S. Air Force QuotesQuotes

U.S. Air Force
U.S. Air Force: Central Control, come in Central Control. Do you read me? Gresham is dead! Repeat, Gresham is dead! The ship's destroyed. Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants. No, central control. No counterattack. Repeat, no counterattack. Too much for us. Too powerful. Stay away. Gresham and I, we're finished! Finished! Stay away. Stay away.

61Walter Bedecker QuotesQuotes

Walter Bedecker
Walter Bedecker: I swear, he's cheated me. Immortality. What's the good of it? There isn't any kicks, any excitement.

62Walter Bedeker QuotesQuotes

Walter Bedeker
Walter Bedeker: Don't drench me with those crocodile tears of yours.

63Walter Jameson QuotesQuotes

Walter Jameson
Walter Jameson: Pathing lasts forever, thank God.

64Wanda Dunn QuotesQuotes

Wanda Dunn
Wanda Dunn: When will it happen? When will we go?

65Whittaker & Corrigan QuotesQuotes

Whittaker & Corrigan
Whittaker: Let's say, Corrigan that you go back in time. It's October 1929, the day before the stock market crashed. Now, you know that on the following morning securities are going to tumble into an abyss. Now, using this prior knowledge, there's a hundred things you could do to protect yourself.
Corrigan: But I'd be an anachronism. I really don't belong back there.
Whittaker: You could sell out the day before the crash.
Corrigan: But what if I did, and started the crash earlier?
Whittaker: Now, history tells us that October 24, 1929, the bottom fell out of the stock market. That's a fixed date. It exists as an event in the history of our times. It can't be altered.




66William Benteen QuotesQuotes

William Benteen
William Benteen: Night is a quiet time, Jo Jo, when the Earth went to sleep. Kind of like a cover that it pulled over itself. Not like here, where we have the two sun always shining, always burning.


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