Film 2001. Written by Drake Sather, Ben Stiller and John Hamburg. Directed by Ben Stiller. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, Jon Voight, David Duchovny, Vince Vaughn, Justin Theroux, Andy Dick, Nora Dunn, James Marsden, Patton Oswalt and David Bowie.
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1Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?



2Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.



3Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.



4Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Listen, Matil. I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing. And I want you to know I understand where you're coming from. I feel really bad that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. For serious.

 

5Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

 


6Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There must be an on button somewhere. Did you press the Apple thing?



7Derek ZoolanderQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

8Derek ZoolanderQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."

9Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?



10HanselQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

11Hansel QuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!



12Hansel QuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"



13Hansel QuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked.



14Hansel & Derek Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Hansel & Derek Zoolander
Hansel: I guess you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.



15J.P. Prewitt QuotesQuotes

J.P. Prewitt
J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?



16Larry Zoolander QuotesQuotes

Larry Zoolander
Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.



17Maury BallsteinQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

18Maury BallsteinQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

19MugatuQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!

20MugatuQuotesQuotes

Mugatu
Mugatu: Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! Nothing! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!


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