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| 1 | Angel Batista  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Don't forget - tell the universe what you need.
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| 2 | Angel Batista | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Pardon me, but I couldn't help noticing that you've been hanging out with a fool. Because whoever stood you up, that's one idiota. I'm Angel.
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| 3 | Angel Batista | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angel Batista
Angel Batista: Your spidey-sense tingling yet?
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| 4 | Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, FBI Guy 2 &...  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Angel Batista, Vince Masuka, FBI Guy 2 & Frank Lundy
Angel Batista: I see lots of references, like this one: You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Vince Masuka: He's a Trekker! That shit's straight from Deep Space Nine.
Angel Batista: What? Mark Twain said that. It's one of his most famous quotes.
FBI Guy 2: Twain was never on Deep Space Nine. He was on Next Generation.
Angel Batista: He didn't say it on Star Trek.
FBI Guy 2: Okay, so what's it from?
Frank Lundy: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.
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| 5 | Arthur Mitchell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Arthur Mitchell
Arthur Mitchell: Now, what'll we call this station? Northern Springs? Rainbow Valley? How about Copper Flats?
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| 6 | Astor Bennett & Vince Masuka  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Astor Bennett & Vince Masuka
Astor Bennett: Are you the one that my mom told me not to talk to?
Vince Masuka: Awkward.
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| 7 | Boyd Fowler | Quotes | Quotes |
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Boyd Fowler
Boyd Fowler: Hello, bandit.
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| 8 | Brother Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Brother Sam
Brother Sam: Faith, man - you put it in the wrong things... Fuck you up.
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| 9 | Brother Sam | Quotes | Quotes |
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Brother Sam
Brother Sam: My dad was a real popular guy. Everybody knew him. They used to call him Mister. He said he was going to see a friend of his. So we get there. He says, uh, Now go on up there and ring that doorbell for me. So I dot it. And this man comes to the door. And he's staring at me, not knowing who I am or why I'm there. And before I can turn around and say I'm with mister, My dad is standing right there behind me with a pistol in his hand. And he takes his pistol and he points it at this man, and he shoots him in the face. Killed him. Blood everywhere, all on my Superman shirt. My dad just calmly picks me up, walks to the car, drives off slowly. And he says, You did a good job.
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| 10 | Clint McKay | Quotes | Quotes |
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Clint McKay
Clint McKay: What's with all the plastic?
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| 11 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: Dex, we are in a storm of fuck.
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| 12 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: Holy Franken-fuck - snakes!
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| 13 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: I am sorry, Dex, but she is gross, and pale, and nobody is pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross English titty vampire.
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| 14 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: LaGuerta's just jealous the Ice Truck Killer fucked me instead of her.
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| 15 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: So we're lookin for the fucking terminator.
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| 16 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: What is this - Extreme Home Makeover Forensics Edition?
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| 17 | Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan
Deb Morgan: You're such a Y-chromosome cliche.
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| 18 | Deb Morgan & Angel Batista | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan & Angel Batista
Deb Morgan: Did we hit the motherlode?
Angel Batista: No, we hit the motherfucking motherlode.
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| 19 | Deb Morgan & Frank Lundy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deb Morgan & Frank Lundy
Deb Morgan: Don't go disappearing on me again.
Frank Lundy: Not a...
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| 20 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Do I see sheets of plastic in your future?
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| 21 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: How did a death turn into a couples weekend?
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| 22 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I have no idea what hammer time is, or how it differs from regular time.
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| 23 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I have to go look at some blood... evidence, for a crime.
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| 24 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
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| 25 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: If I believed in God. If I believed in sin. This is the place where I'd be sent straight to Hell. If I believed in Hell.
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| 26 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: In the land of predators, the lion never fears the jackal.
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| 27 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I'm a very neat monster.
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| 28 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I'm more of a crying on the inside kind of guy.
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| 29 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: I've never had much use for the concept of Hell, but if Hell exists, I'm in it. The same images running through my head over and over. I was there. I saw my mother's death. A buried memory forgotten all these years. It climbed inside me that day, and it's been with me ever since. My dark passenger.
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| 30 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived.
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| 31 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Look at that, steady as a surgeon.
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| 32 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Monsters don't get to live happily ever after.
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| 33 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Most people have a hard time dealing with death, but I'm not most people. It's the grief that makes me uncomfortable. Not because I'm a killer. Really, I just don't understand all that emotion, which makes it tough to fake. In those cases, shades come in handy.
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| 34 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Mrs. Estrada, I'm Arthur Curry, Hector's parole officer.
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| 35 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: My favorite serial killer is a lozenge eater. How human of him.
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| 36 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: My life has always felt like... an unanswered question. A string of days and nights, waiting for something to happen, but I didn't know what. Rita, we're connected. Wherever I am, I feel you and the kids withh me. You're what makes me real. I want us to always go out for banana splits. And replant the lemon tree that keeps dying. And I never, ever want to miss a pizza night. And that's how I know I want to marry you. Because something as simple as pizza night is the highlight of my week. But not without the kids. Cody, Astor, you guys are my family. I'm gonna hang on to you for dear life. Please, say yes.
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| 37 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Now it's over.
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| 38 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Perhaps I have misjudged you, o wise one.
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| 39 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.
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| 40 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Sorry... hammer time.
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| 41 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: There's no light in you. There's no light in me.
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| 42 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This is absolutely, with a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
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| 43 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This is the end, Walter. You pulled your last tooth.
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| 44 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: This little green algae may as well be Kryptonite. If it's ever traced back to me, I'll be helpless.
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| 45 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: What is it with you and rape? No one's raping anyone!
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| 46 | Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan
Dexter Morgan: You have made me your sworn enemy, you evil woman.
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| 47 | Dexter Morgan & Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan & Deb Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Want a hug?
Deb Morgan: Fuck off.
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| 48 | Dexter Morgan & Deborah Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan & Deborah Morgan
Dexter Morgan: Where can I get a good key lime pie?
Deborah Morgan: You can't, they all taste like sour dog shit.
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| 49 | Dexter Morgan & Hector Estrada | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan & Hector Estrada
Dexter Morgan: I used to think I was special. I'm a special kind of killer. But tonight, I'm not.
Hector Estrada: I hear you, bro. I hear you. So then what are you, man?
Dexter Morgan: What am I? I'm just a... creep motherfucker.
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| 50 | Dexter Morgan & Miguel Prado | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dexter Morgan & Miguel Prado
Dexter Morgan: How do you feel?
Miguel Prado: Fantastic.
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| 51 | Frank Lundy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frank Lundy
Frank Lundy: I have already received reports of ads on Craigslist and coffee shop bulletin board requesting the services of the butcher. People think they found their own personal Batman. This is not good news. If this kind of thing catches on, we're looking at an epidemic. Vigilante justice is domestic terrorism, and terrorism prevention is the FBI's top priority. I have done my best to be doiplomatic, but if we lose one life to a vigilante, I will pull this case from Miami Metro and hand it over in full to the bureau. That's a promise. So, if we want to keep the investigation here, we need to nip this in the bud, make an example of our would-be vigilante.
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| 52 | James Doakes & Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Doakes & Dexter Morgan
James Doakes: Morgan get your ass over here.
Dexter Morgan: Ass en route.
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| 53 | Lenny Asher | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lenny Asher
Lenny Asher: Anything winky happens outside this window, I make a note of it.
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| 54 | Lila Tournay | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lila Tournay
Lila Tournay: We're all good, Dexter. And we're all evil.
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| 55 | Maria LaGuerta & Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Maria LaGuerta & Dexter Morgan
Maria LaGuerta: Should we call the Super Friends for help?
Dexter Morgan: Nah, I got it covered.
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| 56 | Miguel Prado | Quotes | Quotes |
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Miguel Prado
Miguel Prado: We're justice.
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| 57 | Officer Gerard | Quotes | Quotes |
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Officer Gerard
Officer Gerard: Freedom's just another word for one more way to get fucked.
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| 58 | Oscar Prado | Quotes | Quotes |
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Oscar Prado
Oscar Prado: The two of you coming in here like some kind of Batman and Robin!
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| 59 | Quinn | Quotes | Quotes |
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Quinn
Quinn: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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| 60 | Rita Bennett | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rita Bennett
Rita Bennett: Oh my god - they were your drugs. That's where you disappear to at all hours of the night, like Clark-fucking-Kent.
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| 61 | Rita Bennett & Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rita Bennett & Dexter Morgan
Rita Bennett: The poor thing must be a mess - falling for a serial killer!
Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?
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| 62 | Travis Marshall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Travis Marshall
Travis Marshall: Hello, whore.
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| 63 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka (after Dexter sets off the fire alarm): Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.
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| 64 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka (imitating Yoda): Finish training you must. Save you, it will, Luke.
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| 65 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: All this waiting around is like dating a born again Christian.
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| 66 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: Hey, this is Miamo Fucking Metro. We're all fucking rock stars.
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| 67 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on.
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| 68 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: The boss' watermelons look bigger on TV.
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| 69 | Vince Masuka | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka
Vince Masuka: When it comes to matters of the heart, always follow your dick.
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| 70 | Vince Masuka & Deb Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vince Masuka & Deb Morgan
Vince Masuka: Chocolate lava cakes - my specialty.
Deb Morgan: You have a specialty?
Vince Masuka: A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth.
Deb Morgan: You can make anything sound dirty.
Vince Masuka: It's a gift.
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| 71 | Wayne Randall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wayne Randall
Wayne Randall: Hannah used to think I was something special. Now she sees me as just a killer. And you know what? She's not wrong. There's just one last person I need to kill.
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| 72 | Wayne Randall & Dexter Morgan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wayne Randall & Dexter Morgan
Wayne Randall: Well, well. Looks like you two are ready to eat each other's shit.
Dexter Morgan: Yeah, we kind of patched things up.
Wayne Randall: I'm happy for you. I never got to do that with Hanna. Robin to my Batman. I was never as alive as I was with her. Every day was like Christmas Day. Unwrapped present. I wish I had a chance to tell her how I felt.
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