TV Series 1999. Created by Paul Feig. Starring Linda Cardellini, John Francis Daley, James Franco, Samm Levine, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Martin Starr, Becky Ann Baker, Joe Flaherty and Busy Philipps.
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1Bill Haverchuck QuotesQuotes

Bill Haverchuck
Bill Haverchuck: I'm gonna fill out soon. You know my cousin Jeff? He was a shrimp until he turned sixteen and then he got all tall and muscular in like a month. Now he looks like the Hulk.

2Coach Ben Fredricks & Sam Weir QuotesQuotes

Coach Ben Fredricks & Sam Weir
Coach Ben Fredricks: When I was going through these questions, I was a little disturbed by yours.
Sam Weir: How did you know which one was mine? I thought it was anonymous.
Coach Ben Fredricks: you're the only one with Star Trek notebook paper.

3Dr. Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Dr. Schweiber
Dr. Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): Well, Scotty, I hope you're not planning to cook a tribble, because I believe they're better barbecued.

4Gordon Crisp QuotesQuotes

Gordon Crisp
Gordon Crisp: Oh, whoa, cool sheets! May the Force be with you.



5Harold Weir & Sam Weir QuotesQuotes

Harold Weir & Sam Weir
Harold Weir: There's fifty bucks on the dining room table. That should be enough. Lindsey, you're in charge of it. It's not for those Star Wars cards or those Goofy Packs.
Sam Weir: Wacky Packs.
Harold Weir: Ah, whatever. Don't blow it.



6Harris QuotesQuotes

Harris
Harris: Once you start down that dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. At least, that's what Yoda always says.



7Mark QuotesQuotes

Mark
Mark: This kid, he was like, red-rum, red-rum! Forget it, man, red-rum's murder backwards.



8Neal Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): Ah, Mr. Bones, Mr. Spock, may I join you here in the Enterprise mess hall? I'm so hungry I could eat a tribble.



9Neal Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: A defaced locker, a humiliated freshman and a busty succubus from Hell... perhaps we've left McKinley High, and entered the chilling corridors of the Twilight Zone.



10Neal Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: Gentlemen, here's my advice - listen to Neal. You should handle Allen the same way Han Solo dealt with Jabba the Hut - avoid him.



11Neal Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber
Neal Schweiber: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen Star Wars 27 times. Do the math.



12Neal Schweiber & Coach Ben Fredricks QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber & Coach Ben Fredricks
Neal Schweiber (imitating William Shatner): You are a turd, a stinky turd, go sniff a jockstrap, you poop head. You're a perv and a loser and a turd.
Coach Ben Fredricks: You know what? Why don't you do Spock? All right? Go ahead, do Leonard Nimoy.



13Neal Schweiber & Sam Weir QuotesQuotes

Neal Schweiber & Sam Weir
Neal Schweiber: The Hulk could kick the Thing's butt anyway.
Sam Weir: No way! The Thing could definitely take the Hulk! Even if the Hulk could beat him, all he has to do is wait until Hulk turns into Bill Bixby again, and cream him, no problem.

14Nick Andopolis QuotesQuotes

Nick Andopolis
Nick Andopolis: I don't know. It happened. It's like being in the Twilight Zone.

15Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller & Daniel Desa... QuotesQuotes

Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller & Daniel Desario
Nick Andopolis: What do people do when they're not stoned?
Ken Miller: I don't know. Relate to one another?
Daniel Desario: I don't want to relate to anybody.



16Sam Weir QuotesQuotes

Sam Weir
Sam Weir: Just keep climbing, Wonder Woman.

17Sam Weir & Neal Schweiber QuotesQuotes

Sam Weir & Neal Schweiber
Sam Weir: Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
Neal Schweiber: You had to go and quote the Star Wars, didn't you?



18Sam Weir, Bill Haverchuck & Neal Schreib... QuotesQuotes

Sam Weir, Bill Haverchuck & Neal Schreiber
Sam Weir: Okay, we're all in love with her, and Maureen likes all of us. So, all we have to do now is decide who gets her.
Bill Haverchuck: How do we do that?
Neal Schreiber: The same way we decided who had to stand in line for The Empire Strikes Back tickets.




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