TV Series 2005. Created by Greg Daniels. Starring Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, Ed Helms, Melora Hardin, David Denman, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Creed Bratton, Kate Flannery, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper, Angela Kinsey, Paul Lieberstein, Oscar Nunez, Craig Robinson, Phyllis Smith, Zach Woods, Amy Ryan, James Spader, Catherine Tate, Clark Duke and Jake Lacy.
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1Angela & MichaelQuotesQuotes

Angela & Michael
Angela: You already did me.
Michael: That's what she said.

2Clark QuotesQuotes

Clark
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean, it was like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.

3Clark & Creed QuotesQuotes

Clark & Creed
Clark: There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths.
Creed: That's what she said.

4Darryl & Michael QuotesQuotes

Darryl & Michael
Darryl: And don't forget the new black-man phrase I taught you.
Michael: Pippety poppety, give me the zoppety.

5Darryl & Michael QuotesQuotes

Darryl & Michael
Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael: That's what she said.

6David Brent QuotesQuotes

David Brent
David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.

7David Wallace & Dwight QuotesQuotes

David Wallace & Dwight
David Wallace: This is huge.
Dwight: That's what she said.

8Doctor & Dwight QuotesQuotes

Doctor & Dwight
Doctor: Does the skin look red and swollen?
Dwight: That's what she said.

9Dwight QuotesQuotes

Dwight
Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, 'cause it's time for another episode of 'Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire'.

10Dwight QuotesQuotes

Dwight
Dwight: The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.

11Dwight QuotesQuotes

Dwight
Dwight: The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth. ...That's what she said.

12Dwight & Michael QuotesQuotes

Dwight & Michael
Dwight: Force it in as deep as you can.
Michael: That's what she said.

13Dwight & Michael QuotesQuotes

Dwight & Michael
Dwight: Michael, I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.

14Dwight & Pam QuotesQuotes

Dwight & Pam
Dwight: Get out of my nook!
Pam: That's what she said! That's what she said!

15Dwight & Ryan QuotesQuotes

Dwight & Ryan
Dwight: What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?
Ryan: Outsourcing and consolidation of competition.
Dwight: Wrong. Flash floods. What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?
Ryan: Depression?
Dwight: Wrong. He hated himself. What is the DHARMA initiative?



16Dwight Schrute QuotesQuotes

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face, or I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil.

17Dwight Schrute QuotesQuotes

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: Phillip, you wanna play a little game? It's called "Schrute or Consequences". You're gonna choose one of these two things, a check for a million dollars or this dirty old beet.

18Dwight Schrute QuotesQuotes

Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute: There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. Rule 17 is Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

19Erin QuotesQuotes

Erin
Erin: Okay, well, I'm gonna go do another reverse spit. That's how the cool kids say get a drink.

20Gabe & Michael QuotesQuotes

Gabe & Michael
Gabe: Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be.
Michael: That's what she said.

21Holly QuotesQuotes

Holly
Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. ...That's what she said.

22Holly & Michael QuotesQuotes

Holly & Michael
Holly: Don't make it harder than it needs to be.
Michael: That's what she said.

23Holly & Michael QuotesQuotes

Holly & Michael
Holly: They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up.
Michael: That's what she... A lot of places are like that.

24Jan QuotesQuotes

Jan
Jan: Why is this so hard? ...That's what she said.

25Jan & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jan & Michael
Jan: Let's just blow this party off.
Michael: That's what she said.

26Jan & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jan & Michael
Jan: Well, you are hardly my first!
Michael: That's what she said.

27Jim QuotesQuotes

Jim
Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. And it's called, Let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests. And they're both winning.

28Jim QuotesQuotes

Jim
Jim: We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead, we'd do stuff like Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. And Pam called it Pretendonitis.

29Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: Instead you screwed me.
Michael: That's what...
Jim: No.

30Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: It's going to be tight.
Michael: That's what she said.

31Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: No thanks, I'm good.
Michael: That's what she said.

32Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: Put it away.
Michael: That's what she said.

33Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: That's what she said.

34Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: Wow, that is really hard.
Michael: That's what she said.

35Jim & Michael QuotesQuotes

Jim & Michael
Jim: You really think you can go all day long?
Michael: That's what she said.

36Keven QuotesQuotes

Keven
Kevin: A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven.

37Lawyer & Michael QuotesQuotes

Lawyer & Michael
Lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael: That's what she said.

38Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael (after waitress whispers in his ear): That's what she said.

39Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael (conducting his PowerPoint presentation): And the best way to start is to hit Start, and up comes the tool bar. ...That's what she said.

40Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael (watching Dwight eat grapes): That's what she said.

41Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: And up comes the toolbar... That's what she said.

42Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Can you make that straighter? ...That's what she said.

43Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Come again? ...That's what she said.

44Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Get it up. That's what... That's what she said.

45Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: He's alwaysup in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.

46Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: I need two men on this.... That's what she said.

47Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: It squeaks when you bang it. ...That's what she said.

48Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have, and I always will. Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where or who, or who you are with or where you are going, or or where you've been Ever For any reason whatsoever. Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

49Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Oscar is my queen. That's easy, give me a hard one. ...That's what he said.

50Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? ...That's what he said.

51Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: Put this matter to bed. ...That's what she said.

52Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: That's what I said. ...That's what she said."

53Michael QuotesQuotes

Michael
Michael: This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest. ...That's what she said.

54Michael & Dwight QuotesQuotes

Michael & Dwight
Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.

55Michael & Everybody QuotesQuotes

Michael & Everybody
Michael: Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.
Everybody: That's what she said.

56Michael & Jim QuotesQuotes

Michael & Jim
Michael: I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.

57Michael & Jim QuotesQuotes

Michael & Jim
Michael: Ten years, you'll figure it out.
Jim: Well I don't think I'll be here in ten years, but...
Michael: That's what I said. That's what she said!
Jim: That's what who says?
Michael: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim: That's what she said.

58Michael & Oscar QuotesQuotes

Michael & Oscar
Michael: Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!
Oscar: That's what he said.

59Michael & Stanley QuotesQuotes

Michael & Stanley
Michael: They taste so good in my mouth.
Stanley: That's what she said.

60Oscar & Michael QuotesQuotes

Oscar & Michael
Oscar: You should put butter on it.
Michael: That's what she said.

61Pam & Michael QuotesQuotes

Pam & Michael
Pam: My mother's coming.
Michael: That's what she said.


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