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| Film 1994. Written by Kevin Smith. Directed by Kevin Smith. Starring Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Jason Mewes, Lisa Spoonhauer. |  | |
Total Record Results: 9 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Customer & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | |
Customer & Dante
Customer:You got any ice?
Dante: No.
Customer: What? You mean I have to drink this coffee cold?
| | 2 | Dante & Customer  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Dante & Customer
Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: in a row?
| | 3 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal
Randal: I don't appreciate your rouse, your cunning attempt to trick me. I bet it feels good pointing out the short comings of others.
| | 4 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal
Randal: I firmly believe in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
 
| | 5 | Randal  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal
Randal: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl Mom.
| | 6 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal
Randal: Some people rent the most intellectually devoid movies.
| | 7 | Randal | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal
Randal: This job would be great if it weren't for all the customers.
| | 8 | Randal & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal & Dante
Randal: Julie Dwyer died.
Dante: Yeah, right.
Randal: No, I'm serious.
Dante: Oh, my god.
Randal: Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.
Dante: How? When?
Randal: Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
Dante: Jesus.
Randal: She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke.
Dante: I'm gonna go to her wake.
Randal: No, you're not.
Dante: Why not?
Randal: It's today.
| | 9 | Randal & Dante | Quotes | Quotes | |
Randal & Dante
Randal: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets.
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