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| Film 2008. Written by Jason Segel. Directed by Nicholas Stoller. Starring Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Liz Cackowski, Da'Vone McDonald, Jack McBrayer, Maria Thayer, Paul Rudd, Jason Bateman, William Baldwin, Kristin Wiig, Telia Tuli and Branscombe Richmond. |  | |
Total Record Results: 10 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Aldous Snow | Quotes | Quotes | |
Aldous Snow
Aldous Snow: Actually, Peter, I wanted to tell you, I was listening to Sarah's iPod the other day, and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing, I found one track that I quite liked. So I checked what it was, and it was actually one of yours, and it kind of reminded me of a dark, gothic Neil Diamond. It's great.
| | 2 | Aldous Snow | Quotes | Quotes | |
Aldous Snow
Aldous Snow: How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
| | 3 | Aldous Snow | Quotes | Quotes | |
Aldous Snow
Aldous Snow: I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.
| | 4 | Aldous Snow | Quotes | Quotes | |
Aldous Snow
Aldous Snow: I would rather have my testicles spread out like a wafer and then have them covered in a layer of honey and then have wasps come and sting me and then have them covered in another layer of vinegar and then have it worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi. I'd rather have that than spend another second with her.
| | 5 | Darald | Quotes | Quotes | |
Darald
Darald: Off to find the mythical clitoris!
| | 6 | Gag Me Girl & Peter   | Quotes | Quotes | |
Gag Me Girl & Peter
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Hi.
Gag Me Girl: Hi.
Peter: Okay, do you mind not saying that over and over again?
Gag Me Girl: You can gag me.
Peter: You brought a gag?
Gag Me Girl: And handcuffs. Do you wanna gag me?
Peter: Kind of, now.
| | 7 | Maddie Stark & Hunter Rush | Quotes | Quotes | |
Maddie Stark & Hunter Rush
Maddie Stark: The victim's penis was found behind the a/c unit.
Hunter Rush: Can you say dick-sickle?
 
| | 8 | Rachel | Quotes | Quotes | |
Rachel
Rachel: Oh come on, Peter I can see your vagina from here. I can see your hoo-ha!
| | 9 | Sarah | Quotes | Quotes | |
Sarah
Sarah: Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.
| | 10 | Sarah & Aldous | Quotes | Quotes | |
Sarah & Aldous
Sarah: Aldous. Wake up... Aldous. Wake up. Make love to me.
Aldous: All right. You go on top, though, 'cause I'm knackered.
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