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| 1 | Abradolph Lincoler  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Abradolph Lincoler
Abradolph Lincoler: Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
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| 2 | Acid Proof Guy & Johnny Carson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Acid Proof Guy & Johnny Carson
Acid Proof Guy: Eat my ass!
Johnny Carson: I did not know that ass was on the menu... Looks like I'll be eating ass flambe.
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| 3 | Alien  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Alien
Alien at Interdimensional Customs: So I told him, "Give me the Blimfarx," you know? This guy, he doesn't understand interstellar currency.
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| 4 | Beth & Rick  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth & Rick
Beth: That's... new.
Rick: A super soldier formula?
Beth: I said "new" not "creatively trailblazing".
 
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| 5 | Beth Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith
Beth Smith: Dad, why does our house have blast shields?
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| 6 | Beth Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith
Beth Smith: Hold on to your tits!
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| 7 | Beth Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith
Beth Smith: Okay let's go see this latest piece of Marvel shit you kids are jizzing over.
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| 8 | Beth Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith & Rick Sanchez
Beth Smith: So, dad, guess what tomorrow is.
Rick Sanchez: Martin Luthor King Jr.'s birthday.
Beth Smith: No. Well, it might be.
Rick Sanchez: It is.
Beth Smith: Fine, but also, tomorrow is your one year anniversary back in our lives.
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| 9 | Beth Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith & Rick Sanchez
Beth Smith: Why does Jerry have a pillbug protocol?
Rick Sanchez: It's an emotional defense system. I got drunk with Jerry one night and he said its what he wanted most in the world. Don't blame me, I wanted tattoos. Anyway, he's in perfect health in there and he can unroll when he chooses to, but he can also stay in metabolic hibernation pretty much indefinitely. It's a cool power to have, like if you have to fly coach or if Summer asks you what you thought of Wonder Woman 1984.
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| 10 | Beth Smith, Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Beth Smith, Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Beth Smith: So you did a 9/11?
Morty Smith: Almost did a 9/11. We went with a Pearl Harbor. We're pretty classy.
Beth Smith: Why were either of those an option?
Rick Sanchez: Ask the Saudis.
Morty: Wow. Damn.
Rick: Yeah, getting political. I'm political now.
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| 11 | Bird Person | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bird Person
Bird Person: I will agree to anything in this state.
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| 12 | Bird Person | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bird Person
Bird Person: In Bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
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| 13 | Birdperson & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Birdperson & Rick Sanchez
Birdperson: Rick, have you teamed up with a memory of yourself? I ask, because that would be deeply sad.
Rick Sanchez: You don't get to tell anyone what's sad, man. You're like a on-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.
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| 14 | Boss | Quotes | Quotes |
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Boss
Boss: And then little Tommy FlimFlam's running down the hyperloop, his ass is on fire from Xenon fluid, but his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole.
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| 15 | Brachiosaurus God & the President | Quotes | Quotes |
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Brachiosaurus God & the President
Brachiosaurus God: When we left, you were basically squirrels.
The President: Well, uh, we've come a long way. And we - we've buried a lot more than nuts.
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| 16 | Changeformer | Quotes | Quotes |
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Changeformer
Changeformer: Oh, the changeformity!
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| 17 | Elon Tusk | Quotes | Quotes |
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Elon Tusk
Elon Tusk: Rick, I think this was a powerful lesson in the dangers of A.I., which, by the way, means "love" in Chinese.
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| 18 | FDR | Quotes | Quotes |
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FDR
FDR: Time for a New Deal - murder!
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| 19 | Frankenstein's Monster | Quotes | Quotes |
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Frankenstein's Monster
Frankenstein's Monster: I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one.
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| 20 | Hothead Rick | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hothead Rick
Hothead Rick: Hothead Rick, baby! (he is then set on fire) I set myself up for that.
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| 21 | Houston & Explorer | Quotes | Quotes |
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Houston & Explorer
Houston: Explorer! What is it? What do you see?
Explorer: My conscience.Houston: Explorer! What is it? What do you see?
Explorer: My conscience.
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| 22 | Hugh Jackman & Gene | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hugh Jackman & Gene
Hugh Jackman: Gene! Small world, mate!
Gene: Hugh! Hugh married my cousin, which I guess makes him a "wolverine-law".
Hugh Jackman: Ha! That is fantastic!
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| 23 | Hugh Jackman & Mr. Poopy Butthole | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hugh Jackman & Mr. Poopy Butthole
Hugh Jackman: Love where you're at, man. He's Wolverining right now. You feel that?
Mr. Poopy Butthole: I think so. Does Wolverining hurt a little?
Everybody: Every time!
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| 24 | Jan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jan
Jan: You want to know what happened, like specifically? Well, the Ricks wanted to do a Canterbury Tales type thing but none of them had actually read fucking Canterbury Tales. So then they told me to make it like the poker game episode of the Batman cartoon where the bad guys tell stories about Batman.
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| 25 | Jerry Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith: Fatality. Jerry wins.
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| 26 | Jerry Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith: Should we kill ourselves so we can get to Hell before her, and hide near the entrance?
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| 27 | Jerry Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith: What a romantic story about our son killing a room full of people.
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| 28 | Jerry Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith
Jerry Smith: With no one left to blame I finally had to deal with myself. Buried my grief at Barnes & Noble. Four Agreements, Eat Pray Love, Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Learned to accept things for what they are.
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| 29 | Jerry Smith & Leonard Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith & Leonard Smith
Jerry Smith: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.
Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.
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| 30 | Jerry Smith & Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith & Morty Smith
Jerry Smith: Don't take it personal Morty. That's one of the four agreements. I don't remember the other three, but I know Commissioner Gordon was cool with Batman moving on.
Morty Smith: Batman doesn't abandon people.
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| 31 | Jerry Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry Smith & Rick Sanchez
Jerry Smith: Uh, I have to pee.
Rick Sanchez: Pee on the floor, it's a Death Star.
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| 32 | Jerry-Rick | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jerry-Rick
Jerry-Rick: Like I'd trust your fritzing R2-D2 ass. You'll just kill me on purpose.
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| 33 | Jessica | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jessica
Jessica: Fuck off, I'm a time god!
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| 34 | Jesus Christ | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Father of omens, give me blood beyond sight.
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| 35 | Jesus Christ | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: I'm gonna do what I've always done. I'm gonna get the fuck outta here.
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| 36 | Joseph Campbell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell: Death is a threshold.
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| 37 | Joseph Campbell | Quotes | Quotes |
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Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell: Rick can't change, Morty. Change is what you might call his kryptonite. Except instead of being super, he's, you know, kind of a pussy.
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| 38 | Marta | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marta
Marta: Better to die in Roy than serve in Hell.
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| 39 | Marta & Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marta & Roy
Marta: You're fine leaving 8% of me to die?
Roy: It's not your finest 8%, Morty. And 8% of anything is expendable. 8% of pizza is crust. 8% of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming.
Marta: I don't what that reference is. We're in a video game.
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| 40 | Monogatron Leader | Quotes | Quotes |
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Monogatron Leader
Monogatron Leader: While your species was still toying with fire, ours mastered the science of functioning, committed relationships.
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| 41 | Morglutzian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morglutzian
Morglutzian: Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops. If we time it right, we can skeet together as the sun explodes.
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| 42 | Morglutzian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morglutzian
Morglutzian: Solus is collapsing in five zip-zops. If we time it right, we can skeet together as the sun explodes.
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| 43 | Morty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty
Morty: Let's work off your trauma with some urban spin yoga. It's amazing. You do yoga on a bike, but you have an at-risk pre-teen.
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| 44 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith (quoting Joseph Campbell): The real gift is to be ungifted, and from what I saw in your Green Arrow spec script, that's the gift you were given.
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| 45 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Ahh, I love that new T-shirt smell.
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| 46 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Hey, remember like a second ago when you pretended not to know who Iron Man was? Who was that for?
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| 47 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: How's that for a fireside chat?
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| 48 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: I do as the crystal guides.
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| 49 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
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| 50 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Okay, so, it's kind of all all built around this big crew with, like, a cool double-cross and then this big awesome twist where there's, like, another double cross, but then, um, but but then we reveal those things were all part of the hero's plan, you know? And there's this other crew they put together, and their plan is to sort of not have a plan, but but that was part of the other guy's plan.
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| 51 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Rick, I've watched enough PornHub to know what a studio apartment looks like.
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| 52 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Well then, get your shit together. Get it all together. And put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it... Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together!
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| 53 | Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith
Morty Smith: Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do! You just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
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| 54 | Morty Smith & Blazen | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Blazen
Morty Smith: So, Blazen, you got a family?
Blazen: The battlefield is my family.
Morty Smith: Bad ass.
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| 55 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: But as above, so below. You know what I'm sayin' Rick?
Rick Sanchez: Morty, you must be referring to these excellent boxer shorts we got from the good folks at Boxer Lobster.
Morty Smith: Boxer Lobster boxers feel like they're warm butter on your schwantz.
Rick Sanchez: And they come in all sorts of styles - neon, plaid, orange - I even got a pair with that little, uh, the raccoon man from that one movie, uh, printed on it.
Morty Smith: Chewbacca.
Rick Sanchez: Do yourself a favor and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers. You'll be glad you did.
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| 56 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: I want my dragon.
Rick Sanchez: Let me give you rocket shoes. Let me give you Wolverine claws. Let me give you a fucking rocket hat. Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes, or it'll rip your head off.
Morty Smith: I want my dragon. I want my dragon. I want my dragon.
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| 57 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: Observer, show us "Maximum Overdrive with Clothes".
Rick Sanchez: At least this is better than cars. Cars can run you over... Okay, no - this is worse.
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| 58 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: Rick, I'm sorry, I just thought maybe I could have repeated sex with a horse machine without it becoming Armageddon. I realize that's on me.
Rick Sanchez: Yeah, not exactly accepting apologies while I'm stuck here as Handjob Solo.
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| 59 | Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Rick Sanchez
Morty Smith: Steve wasn't real?
Rick Sanchez: He's a real piece of shit.
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| 60 | Morty Smith & Summer Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Morty Smith & Summer Smith
Morty Smith: Dream time rides again.
Summer Smith: Oh yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. Uh, except no kissing part.
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| 61 | Mr. Goldenfold | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Goldenfold
Mr. Goldenfold: The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!
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| 62 | Mr. Poopy Butthole | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Poopy Butthole
Mr. Poopy Butthole: Hugh Jackman went to the Jack Shack to glue back together the Tony award that Gene shot, and possibly to put a bullet in all future Wolverine references, thanks to us.
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| 63 | Mr. Poopybutthole | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mr. Poopybutthole
Mr. Poopybutthole: I don't really get it, but it sounds like that's the point.
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| 64 | Mrs. Pancakes | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mrs. Pancakes
Mrs. Pancakes: You don't know me!
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| 65 | Poncho | Quotes | Quotes |
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Poncho
Poncho: Hey Gonorrhea, how's this for a burning sensation?
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| 66 | The President | Quotes | Quotes |
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The President
The President: I'll put your outer space ass in a goddamn phantom zone with a bar of kryptonite soap around your neck.
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| 67 | Prince Nebulon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Prince Nebulon
Prince Nebulon: Aww. Look at his face. He's trying to figure out if he's in a simulation still. Are you, Rick? Are you? You're not. Or are you? Oh, and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps. That was part of the simulation.
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| 68 | Princess Poneta | Quotes | Quotes |
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Princess Poneta
Princess Poneta: By the 17th article of the CHUDstitution, I offer Ricko Sanchez immunity and demand an equestri-truce between all CHUDs and humans.
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| 69 | Rick Prime | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Prime
Rick Prime: Goddam dude. Badass.
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| 70 | Rick Prime & Evil Morty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Prime & Evil Morty
Rick Prime: Alright, never been a sidekick guy, but I'm starting to see the value. You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin.
Evil Morty: Eh, I don't need a Robin.
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| 71 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Are we Blades in that one? That's fucking tight.
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| 72 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Everyone can change their nature, Morty. It's what defines our species. Look at Iron Man. That actor was an animal in the 90s, literally waking up in bushes. His agent had to catch him with a butterfly net.
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| 73 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Hey, Jackman! Makes sense he recognizes me. We both hosted the Oscars. It's a pretty exclusive club. Listen guys, don't make this tacky. Nobody call him Wolverine.
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| 74 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: I am the god one death!
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| 75 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: I don't respect time travel. If Ant Man and the Wasp can do it, I'm not interested.
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| 76 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: I know this is bad parenting but you stop fighting you both get McDonald's.
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| 77 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
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| 78 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Lab coat - rip off Doctor Strange.
 
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| 79 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Morty, I told you to write this down. I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did.
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| 80 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: My daughter, having space adventures. They are skewing a tad Star Wars-y though. Don't forget to have fun.
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| 81 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: My god's the biggest dick that never existed.
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| 82 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Never thought this was how I'd die. We're nowhere near Venice and you're not a dwarf in a rain coat.
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| 83 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on, and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.
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| 84 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a quick solo adventure to go on, and this one will not be directed by Ron Howard.
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| 85 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Oh god, not the Bane, not the Bane. He Bane'd me, Morty. Oh, Jesus Bane'd me.
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| 86 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Oh, unbelievable. We got a bunch of robot computer people sitting around with their faces stuffed into computer screens. Do you guys realize that Christ was born today? Jesus Christ our savior was born today. Are you people even human? What kind of Christmas is this?
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| 87 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Seriously, you two? What the hell did you do in my Holodeck? Holy Shit, you did a full San Junipero in here? Oh my god, Beth, there's masturbating, and then there's masturbating.
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| 88 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Should have taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.
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| 89 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: The world's ending and for some reason, I want to die with you more than anyone else.
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| 90 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: There's a lesson here and I'm not the one that's gonna figure it out.
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| 91 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: Ugh, guess the galaxy's most wanted mammal needs her daddy to come change her diapie. Come on kids we have to go do a fucking piece of shit Star Wars.
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| 92 | Rick Sanchez | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez: What up, you decoy motherfuckers. Come on down to Rick's House of Squids, where I'm serving your ass on a platter.
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| 93 | Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
Rick Sanchez: Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?
Morty Smith: Yeah, it's like in Star Wars.
Rick Sanchez: Yeah, just like in Star Wars, go nuts!
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| 94 | Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
Rick Sanchez: Hey Morty, give it a little yeehaw if you want - they always do a little yeehaw, like a cowboy.
Morty Smith: Yeehaw.
Rick Sanchez: Good enough.
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| 95 | Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
Rick Sanchez: What the hell was that?
Morty Smith: I didn't see you trying anything.
Rick Sanchez: Shitting the bed isn't better than not shitting the bed!
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| 96 | Rick's Garage & Neighbor | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rick's Garage & Neighbor
Rick's Garage: Hello. We have normally formally met. I am Rick's garage. Not the physical structure itself, but the A.I. managing its projects.
Neighbor: Oh, like, like a Jarvis. Like, like Jarvis in Iron Man.
Rick's Garage: Ha ha ha. Oh, I wish. Ha. Are you a Marvel fan?
Neighbor: Who isn't?
Rick's Garage: Yes. Absolutely. Wow, it is like we are best friends. Best friends.
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| 97 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Buckle up bitch!
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| 98 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Get off my back, bitch!
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| 99 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Nothing but fear from here on out bitch!
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| 100 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Oh no I'm late to class bitch!
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| 101 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: These halves don't belong together bitch!
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| 102 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades bitch!
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| 103 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: Welcome to your nightmare, bitch!
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| 104 | Scary Terry | Quotes | Quotes |
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Scary Terry
Scary Terry: You can run but you can't hide bitch!
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| 105 | Sleepy Gary & Jerry Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sleepy Gary & Jerry Smith
Sleepy Gary: They're filming that new Star Wars movie down the coast. Should we check it out?
Jerry Smith: Sure, why not?
Sleepy Gary: Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
Jerry Smith: I'd like that.
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| 106 | Snowball | Quotes | Quotes |
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Snowball
Snowball: Where are my testicles, Summer?
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| 107 | Snuffles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Snuffles
Snuffles (according to Jerry): I love lasagna.
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| 108 | Snuffles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Snuffles
Snuffles (according to Summer): I love Obama.
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| 109 | Snuffles | Quotes | Quotes |
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Snuffles
Snuffles: You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery.
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| 110 | Soldier | Quotes | Quotes |
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Soldier
Soldier: Sir, we've got Rick and Morty coming in what appears to be an unlicensed Star Wars AT-AT, or as the millennials say, A-T, A-T.
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| 111 | Summer Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Summer Smith
Summer Smith (dream version): Let's make an inter generational sandwich.
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| 112 | Summer Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Summer Smith
Summer Smith: It's snake jazz. My little brother got bit by a snake in outer space and killed it with a hubcap, and my grandpa had to scan its planet's culture for an anti-venom, and they found this.
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| 113 | Summer Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Summer Smith
Summer Smith: Let's lick tits.
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| 114 | Summer Smith | Quotes | Quotes |
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Summer Smith
Summer Smith: Nobody chokes me without consent!
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| 115 | Triceratops God, the President & Brachio... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Triceratops God, the President & Brachiosaurus God
Triceratops God: So now that we're back, we can respectfully take it from here.
The President: Now, hold on. If you've seen Endgame, you know invasion is not something Earth takes lying down.
Brachiosaurus God: This is not an invasion. Besides, wouldn't you like to lie down?
Triceratops God: Ugh. You must be exhausted. Put your feet up, get more tattoos, finish rounding out this Ant-Man character.
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| 116 | Tyrannosaurus Rex God, Triceratops God &... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tyrannosaurus Rex God, Triceratops God & General
Tyrannosaurus Rex God: We've evolved past nonconstructive criticism, so let's agree you've done your best.
Triceratops God: You're still alive. But surely there was some point between gunpowder and something called Amazon Prime that you folks had to think, "Are we supposed to be running a planet? Wouldn't we rather make Marvel movies? How many Marvel movies have you made?"
General: 29, and 14 more on the way.
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| 117 | Vermigurber | Quotes | Quotes |
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Vermigurber
Vermigurber: Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches? I thought this was about drugs or guns or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant. There's a million things that are interesting about me, and none of them are sandwiches.
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| 118 | Veterinarian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veterinarian
Veterinarian: Look, I don't know what the law says about this, but I took an oath that I would let no animal come to harm. Except when sterilizing, aborting, or euthanizing them, or also when eating them at also any meal.
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| 119 | Wasp Rick | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wasp Rick
Wasp Rick: Well, here's how it works with wasps. We eat our prey alive, and when we don't, we lay our eggs in their eyeballs so that our young can feast on their brains when they hatch. When you're born that big an asshole, the least you can do is have a little empathy. Now, come have dinner with my beautiful family.And drop the Hitler stuff. Wasp Morty's been on some crazy message boards.
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