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| Film 2016. Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick. Directed by Tim Miller. Starring Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, Brianna Hildebrand and Stefan Kapicic. |  | |
Total Record Results: 11 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Deadpool   | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool
Deadpool: Gotcha.
 
| | 2 | Deadpool | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool
Deadpool: Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
| | 3 | Deadpool | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool
Deadpool: She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.
| | 4 | Deadpool | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool
Deadpool: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei.
| | 5 | Deadpool | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool
Deadpool: You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!
| | 6 | Deadpool & Ajax | Quotes | Quotes | |
Deadpool & Ajax
Deadpool: Any last words?
Ajax: What's my name?
 
| | 7 | Wade Wilson | Quotes | Quotes | |
Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson: Hey. Sorry. I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter, and he just wasn't having it. Hey, uh, they've made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
| | 8 | Wade Wilson | Quotes | Quotes | |
Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson: What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
| | 9 | Wade Wilson & Blind Al | Quotes | Quotes | |
Wade Wilson & Blind Al
Wade Wilson: When it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home. Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Blind Al: God, I miss cocaine.
Wade Wilson: Her. (Gasps) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
 
| | 10 | Wade Wilson & Vanessa Carlyle | Quotes | Quotes | |
Wade Wilson & Vanessa Carlyle
Wade Wilson: What if I just held on and never let go?
Vanessa Carlyle: Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.
Wade Wilson: Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Vanessa Carlyle: Empire.
Wade Wilson: Jesus Christ, it's like I made you in a computer.
| | 11 | Weasel & Wade Wilson | Quotes | Quotes | |
Weasel & Wade Wilson
Weasel: Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this, because as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade Wilson: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: Star in horror films.
Wade Wilson: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
 
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