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| 1 | Cassie Railly  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cassie Railly
Cassie Railly: I don't care about your paradox bullshit, Cole. Shut up and listen to me.
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| 2 | David Eckland & Katarina Jones   | Quotes | Quotes |
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David Eckland & Katarina Jones
David Eckland: It's not so bad. I dig it actually. Going out in a while, romantic gesture to a beautiful woman all in the name of love.
Katarina Jones: I don't love you.
David Eckland: You did once, and that can't be erased.
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| 3 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: Buckle up, because we are not stopping for walls or doors.
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| 4 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: Get the hell out of here... I'm sorry I killed you... Go!
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| 5 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: Guys? New problem - Olivia's got herself a Death Star.
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| 6 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: Hey, look, it's "Time Jesus".
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| 7 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: I'm not a goddamn red shirt! I have a purpose!
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| 8 | Deacon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon
Deacon: We are movin' in, and I don't feel like sharing.
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| 9 | Deacon & Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deacon & Jennifer Goines
Deacon: So you know some things about me. My family's shit, my Wilson's disease. We got... we got a knife that looks the same.
Jennifer Goines: It is the same.
Deacon: No, no. Witness? Messengers? Time travel? That is some Twilight Zone bullshit.
Jennifer Goines: For Christ's sake, I'm too old for this shit.
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| 10 | Dr. Adler & Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Adler & Jennifer Goines
Dr. Adler: It would help if Primaries were a little more specific.
Jennifer Goines: Hey, Threepio - fix that thing! That's gonna save my ass one day.
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| 11 | Dr. Adler & Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Adler & Jennifer Goines
Dr. Adler: Miss Goines! Get out of there at once. The machine room is not a dormitory. You have quarters, sleep there.
Jennifer Goines: You sleep there, 3PO.
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| 12 | Hannah | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hannah
Hannah: I never wanted any of this for you.
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| 13 | Ivan & Pallid Man | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ivan & Pallid Man
Ivan: I'll do whatever you ask. I just want to see my wife again.
Pallid Man: I believe you. Your wife, is she pretty?
Ivan: Yes.
Pallid Man: Just close your eyes. Close your eyes. Imagine her face.
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| 14 | J.H. Bond | Quotes | Quotes |
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J.H. Bond
Song on the album that Jennifer records under the name J.H. Bond while trapped in 1920s France to get Jones' attention in the future: And you, Grandma Time! Check your mail? Been sending you messages, leaving clues! I even wrote an album! Hmm? "Delivrez-moi de France" Rescue me from France! "Toujours en 1921" Still in 1921! And my personal favorite, "Jones, Pourquoi Est-ce Si Long? Jones, what's taking so long? I mean, it rhymes in French, obviously.
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| 15 | James Cole | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Cole
James Cole (James Cole 2163 to James Cole 2044): Greetings asshole, I'm future asshole.
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| 16 | James Cole | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Cole
James Cole (to Charlie): Charlie, I do understand. (to Cassie) Goodbye.
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| 17 | James Cole | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Cole
James Cole: Mother Nature doesn't like it when you rearrange her furniture.
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| 18 | James Cole & Cassie Railly | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Cole & Cassie Railly
James Cole: No matter what I do, you always die.
Cassie Railly: See you soon.
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| 19 | James Cole & Ramse | Quotes | Quotes |
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James Cole & Ramse
Cole: Got your boogie shoes on?
Ramse: Size elevens.
Cole: Let's bring back some memories.
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| 20 | Jennifer Gaines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Gaines
Jennifer Gaines: Kat, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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| 21 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines (Jennifer 2044 to Jennifer 2016): Hello egg, I'm chicken.
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| 22 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines (Jennifer 2044 to Jennifer 2016): I love you. I know that's a really weird thing to hear, but later, you'll need to remember that... I'm dying now.
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| 23 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Are you real? If that, then what? Ipso facto. You are real.
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| 24 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: As we speak, an army of death awaits our friends in Titan. But we... we can face that death head-on and save them! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of women fails, and we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! This is our chance, our one chance to tell our enemies that they can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! I think it's working. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
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| 25 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Attention, Night Room shoppers, Markridge commandos are on the way!
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| 26 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Behind this beautiful head of hair is a brain being pickled by lithium.
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| 27 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: But okay, we got to go. We came, we saw, we kicked their ass.
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| 28 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Good morning, Titan. This is J.H. Bond coming at you from WKRP in 2043. I'm rocking the time stream from AM to PM, B.C. to A.D. Now, this one goes out to Tired in Titan, the sleepy, dulcet tones of Olivia Kirschner. Long time listener, first-time Witness, with a face for radio and a voice for NPR. Surprise, bitch!
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| 29 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Here's Johnny!
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| 30 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: I don't know what old me taught you, but clearly she forgot the most important lesson... Be excellent to each other.
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| 31 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Monkeys can't get in the vault. I mean, they can, not without melting like Raiders.
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| 32 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: Stock tip - invest heavily in very deep holes.
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| 33 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: This year, the dodo - next year, the unicorn!
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| 34 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: You have no idea how exhausting it is being crazy.
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| 35 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: You have to go - now. I'm in a whole lot of trouble back there. And Threepio - do me a favor, and fix that goddamn splinter suit. Or all of us, dead as doornails.
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| 36 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Jennifer Goines: You know what the difference between you and my mother is? I get to say goodbye to you.
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| 37 | Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer Goines
Song on the album that Jennifer records under the name J.H. Bond while trapped in 1920s France to get Jones' attention in the future: And you, Grandma Time! Check your mail? Been sending you messages, leaving clues! I even wrote an album! Hmm? "Delivrez-moi de France" Rescue me from France! "Toujours en 1921" Still in 1921! And my personal favorite, "Jones, Pourquoi Est-ce Si Long? Jones, what's taking so long? I mean, it rhymes in French, obviously.
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| 38 | Jonathan Foster & Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jonathan Foster & Katarina Jones
Jonathan Foster: They were better times.
Katarina Jones: Yes, they were.
Jonathan Foster: You and I were better too.
Katarina Jones: We were.
Jonathan Foster: You were the most brilliant woman I had ever known.
Katarina Jones: But I was also something else.
Jonathan Foster: And what's that?
Katarina Jones: A mother (shoots Jonathan). Goodbye Jonathan... for now.
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| 39 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: Auf wiedersehen, Frau Kirschner.
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| 40 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: Each monumental task deserves a toast.
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| 41 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: Grieving over who we were only gets in the way of who we need to become.
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| 42 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: One more thing. No god shall forgive us this sin. Perhaps none should.
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| 43 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: So... who's next?
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| 44 | Katarina Jones | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones
Katarina Jones: This is what happens when you play God and you don't know your lines.
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| 45 | Katarina Jones & Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Katarina Jones & Jennifer Goines
Katarina Jones: Mr. Cole and Dr. Railly are lost in time. This anomaly is threatening to kill us all. I don't have the time to break on through to the other side with you.
Jennifer Goines: Jim Morrison, primary.
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| 46 | Kyle Slade & James Cole | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kyle Slade & James Cole
Kyle Slade: I'm the Immortal. I'm not supposed to die.
James Cole: Everybody dies.
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| 47 | Lilian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lilian
Lilian: I'm insane, and you're my insanity.
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| 48 | Lilian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lilian
Lilian: James Cole does not need a machine. Go down the rabbit hole.
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| 49 | Lilian | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lilian
Lilian: The storms have come. James, the red forest is here! Go to the pine barrens, see what you find and bring it back here... and have a merry Christmas!
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| 50 | Pallid Man | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pallid Man
Pallid Man: Insanity and rationality may be on opposite sides of the animal, but lately, Doctor, the snake is eating its own tail.
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| 51 | Pallid Man | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pallid Man
Pallid Man: Secrets are delicate and tenuous.
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| 52 | Pallid Man & Jennifer Goines | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pallid Man & Jennifer Goines
Pallid Man: Jennifer, you deceived us.
Jennifer Goines: Shit no, son. I'm Honest Abe. I'm chopping down Cherry trees. Hey, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I cannot tell a lie, so I told you half a truth.
Pallid Man: And the other half?
Jennifer Goines: Buried. Desert island. Palm trees and coconuts.
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| 53 | Ramse | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramse
Ramse: Are you ready to feed the beast?
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| 54 | Ramse | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramse
Ramse: I killed you without lifting a finger.
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| 55 | Ramse | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramse
Ramse: I'll see you soon.
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| 56 | Ramse & James Cole | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ramse & James Cole
Ramse: Listen, if you want to move forward, you've got to put it all behind you.
James Cole: You're right. Who knew you were so wise? You're like a Puerto Rican Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Ramse: More like Obi-Juan. Obi-Juuuuaaan. Or you can call me Puerto Rican Jesus.
James Cole: Amen.
Ramse: Salud.
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| 57 | Robert Gale | Quotes | Quotes |
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Robert Gale
Robert Gale: I got a granddaughter. Two years old. You know what I see when I look at her? I see a little girl who's already dead. Her world dies, and there's not a goddamn thing I can do about it. But you can, Cole. Sometimes you just have to go it alone.
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| 58 | Victoria Mason | Quotes | Quotes |
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Victoria Mason
Victoria Mason: Okay, okay, so... so you guys came here from the future to stop some guy from killing me in order to stop the guys that were trying to kill him? Okay, that is some Twilight Zone shit right there.
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| 59 | The Witness | Quotes | Quotes |
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The Witness
The Witness: My days are spent living amongst ghosts.
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| 60 | The Witness | Quotes | Quotes |
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The Witness
The Witness: Thank you all for your sacrifice.
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