Film 2002. Written by Robert Gordon and Barry Fanaro. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Lara Flynn Boyle, Johnny Knoxville, Rosario Dawson, Tony Shalhoub and Rip Torn.
Source Features: BBB (7) TIMELINE (3) MAP (4) QUOTES (12) TRIVIA (2) THEMES (1)
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1Agent J QuotesQuotes

Agent J
Agent J: Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all would have been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashin' through the back of a subway win - that's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers! "Oh no, we've seen it all!" "Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us Mr. Black Man!" I ask you nicely to move forward to the next car, y'all just sit there like...



2Agent K QuotesQuotes

Agent K
Agent K: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?



3Agent K QuotesQuotes

Agent K
Agent K: The wife and I went to Vegas and saw Siegfried and Roy make a pair of white tigers fly around the room. Your act's nothing special, slick.



4Agent KQuotesQuotes

Agent K
Agent K: You did not see a room full of shiny weapons, you did not see four alien night crawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your life.

5Agent K & Agent J QuotesQuotes

Agent K & Agent J
Agent K: That come standard?
Agent J: Actually, it came with a black dude, but he kept gettin' pulled over.
Agent K: Yep.



6Frank the Pug QuotesQuotes

Frank the Pug
Frank the Pug: Trapped like rats in a Chia Pet.



7Jarra QuotesQuotes

Jarra
Jarra: They caught me siphoning ozone from their atmosphere to sell on the black market. They're very touchy about this global warming thing.



8LauraQuotesQuotes

Laura
Laura: When we're kids, before we're taught how to think or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.

9Peter Graves QuotesQuotes

Peter Graves
Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. Here is one of their stories that "never happened", from one of their files that doesn't exist. 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Sereelena.



10Scrad QuotesQuotes

Scrad
Scrad: You meet a beautiful girl, she's into it, and the best line you can come up with is, "Want to come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad?"



11Worms QuotesQuotes

Worms
Worms: K, you're back! Somebody said you were dead. You look good!



12Worms QuotesQuotes

Worms
Worms: Once you go worm, that's what you'll yearn.




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