TV Series 1993. Created by David Angell, Peter Casey and David Lee. Starring Kelsey Grammer, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce, Peri Gilpin and John Mahoney.
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1Daphne QuotesQuotes

Daphne
Daphne: Morning, Dr. Crane. I made you a special breakfast... After all, Blazer Day comes but once a year!

2Daphne & Niles QuotesQuotes

Daphne & Niles
Daphne: You're so lucky to be musical. I'd give my right hand to be able to play the way you do.
Niles: Sounds a bit like O. Henry meets Stephen King, but still - if you're serious, I'd be willing to give you lessons.



3Frasier & Niles QuotesQuotes

Frasier & Niles
Frasier: Where is it written that we have to have Christmas at either of our homes?
Niles: The Thanksgiving Accord of 2002.

4Frasier Crane QuotesQuotes

Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane (Translating for Roz to French): Roz thinks you're a really nice guy.

5Frasier CraneQuotesQuotes

Frasier Crane
Frasier Crane: Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.

6Frasier Crane & Bob QuotesQuotes

Frasier Crane & Bob
Frasier: Say, what are you reading?
Bob: It's my bible. The Big Book of Barbecue by Jeff Filgo. He's a Texan. Of course all Texans think they invented barbecue. Arrogant bastards! You like barbecue?

7Frasier Crane & Niles Crane QuotesQuotes

Frasier Crane & Niles Crane
Frasier Crane: "April 14th. The day I've dreaded for weeks: Frasier died this morning. I never would have guessed that my heart could ache so over the death of my beloved lab rat. My only consolation is the knowledge that I will soon give birth to my first child."
Niles Crane: Frasier... do you know what this means?
Frasier Crane: Our mother named us after rodents.
Niles Crane: No. It means I have ended my marriage to the woman I love based on the case history of a spineless rat! Oh My God!



8Niles QuotesQuotes

Niles
Niles: Normally, the finalists compete by giving lectures. I'd written mine, a waggish look at food fads of yesteryear entitled Fondue: What Were We Thinking?

9Niles Crane QuotesQuotes

Niles Crane
Niles Crane: Luck is the residue of desire.

10Niles Crane & Frasier Crane QuotesQuotes

Niles Crane & Frasier Crane
Date of entry in Frasier and Niles' mother's old journal.
Niles Crane: "April 3rd. Niles remains as docile as ever. He constantly allows himself to be cowed and dominated, especially by females."
Frasier Crane: Well, you shouldn't let that upset you. You've broken that pattern. You could have knocked that under and gone groveling back to Maris but you didn't. You know Niles, I don't think I've ever been more proud of you.



11Twitchell QuotesQuotes

Twitchell
Twitchell: I'd like to propose a toast to Cliff Clavin. We were often adversaries, but he was a postman and I'll say this about him: he never developed a stoop. Mostly because he threw the big catalogs into the river. And even though he didn't strictly abide by the rules, especially 367 B Section 17.


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