Literature 1982. Written by Douglas Adams.
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1AlienQuotesQuotes

Alien
Alien: Arthur Dent? You're a jerk, a complete asshole.

2ArthurQuotesQuotes

Arthur
Arthur: The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. They weren't like this. Except perhaps some of the ones I've had with elms which sometimes get a bit bogged down.

3FordQuotesQuotes

Ford
Ford: My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

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Ford
Ford: Yes, I've understood it all perfectly well. That's why I want to have as many drinks and dance with as many girls as possible while there are still any left. If everything you've shown us is true, then we don't stand a whelk's chance in a supernova.

5Judiciary PagQuotesQuotes

Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: So, like I said, these are a bunch of really sweet guys, but you wouldn't want to share a Galaxy with them, not if they're just gonna keep at it, not if they're not gonna learn to relax a little. I mean it's just gonna be continual nervous time, isn't it, right? Pow, pow, pow, when are they next coming at us? Peaceful coexistence is just right out, right? Get me some water somebody, thank you.

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Judiciary Pag
Judiciary Pag: The people of Krikkit, are, well, you know, they're just a bunch of real sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, I feel the same way some mornings. Shit. OK, so you wouldn't necessarily want to share a Galaxy with these guys.

7MarvinQuotesQuotes

Marvin
Marvin: But my life is but a box of wormgears.

8MarvinQuotesQuotes

Marvin
Marvin: I hate and despise you all.

9NarratorQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you've had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

10NarratorQuotesQuotes

Narrator
Narrator: Two grillion guys zilched out when Krikket attacked the galaxy.

11Tall Grey-Green FigureQuotesQuotes

Tall Grey-Green Figure
Tall Grey-Green Figure: Arthur Philip Dent? You're a no-good dumbo nothing. I thought you should know that before you went.

12Zaphod BeeblebroxQuotesQuotes

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to overtax your imagination, robot.


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