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# Record Name Category Subcategory 1 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer (VoiceOver): And I've been working for the Redbud Gazette. As a novelist, I turned out to be a pretty good sportswriter. 2 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer: Being a fake is what I do best. 3 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer: Call me Mr. Lamb Fries! 4 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer: If I can't make a friend, I'll goddamn buy one! 5 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer: We came to Redbud filled with hopes and dreams of a better life. And basically, we've seen those hopes and dreams crushed and battered before our very eyes. 6 Andy Farmer Quotes Quotes Andy Farmer Andy Farmer: You don't know a thing about writing. You're a Goddamn schoolteacher. 7 Crocker Quotes Quotes Crocker Crocker: You slept on the floor huh? We slept outside with the bugs and the wild animals. A bridge nearly killed us. Nobody knows where the hell Redbud is. And we haven't eaten since yesterday morning. So stay the hell out of our way and keep your mouth shut! 8 Elizabeth Farmer Quotes Quotes Elizabeth Farmer Elizabeth Farmer: What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it! 9 Elizabeth Farmer Quotes Quotes Elizabeth Farmer Elizabeth Farmer: When they say hardwood floors, what they really mean is hard, wood floors. 10 Mickey Quotes Quotes Mickey Mickey: This ain't a bridge. It's termites holding hands. 11 Sheriff Ledbetter Quotes Quotes Sheriff Ledbetter Sheriff Ledbetter: Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman.

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