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| 1 | Atoms   | Sports | Football Teams |
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Atoms
Springfield Atoms. Local football team.
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| 2 | Base-game | Sports | Sports |
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Base-game
While the school's only ball is being repaired after being run over by Groundskeeper Willie, Principal Skinner offers a few alternative sports, including Dodge-rock, Volley-brick and Base-game.
 
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| 3 | Bestway Linen Supply [bowling team] | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Bestway Linen Supply [bowling team]
Bowling team at Barney's New Bowlarama.
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| 4 | Boulevardiers | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Boulevardiers
Salem Boulevardiers. Rival baseball team of the Springfield Isotopes.
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| 5 | Braves | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Braves
Milwaukee Braves. Baseball team pennant visible at the Springfield Squidport.
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| 6 | Capitals | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Capitals
Capital City Capitals baseball team.
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| 7 | Celtics [Austin] | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Celtics [Austin]
The Rich Texan bets the professional basketball team he owns - the Austin Celtics - in a poker game at the Billionaire's Retreat, which the loses to Mr. Burns. The Austin Celtics become the Springfield Celtics, and then, the Springfield Excitement.
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| 8 | Celtics [Springfield] | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Celtics [Springfield]
The Rich Texan bets the professional basketball team he owns - the Austin Celtics - in a poker game at the Billionaire's Retreat, which the loses to Mr. Burns. The Austin Celtics become the Springfield Celtics, and then, the Springfield Excitement.
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| 9 | Channel 6 Wastelanders | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Channel 6 Wastelanders
Bowling Team.
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| 10 | Chock Full O' Drugs | Sports | Racehorses |
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Chock Full O' Drugs
The Simpsons adopt Duncan the Incredible Diving Horse from the State Fair and turn him into a racehorse named Furious D. He races against racehorses Chock Full o' Drugs, Stalker and Old Levis at Springfield Downs. "It's Chock Full O' Drugs, followed closely by Stalker, with Old Levis fading fast..."
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| 11 | Cosmos | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Cosmos
Payola recording artist Tabitha Vixx sings the national anthem - and her hit song Trouble - when the Springfield Isotopes play the Cosmos/Cosmopolitans at Isotope Stadium, another team in the Tornado Belt League.
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| 12 | Cow Skulls | Sports | Football Teams |
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Cow Skulls
Deion Overstreet, runningback for the San Antonio Cow Skulls buys Homer's crazy dance.
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| 13 | Cowboys | Sports | Football Teams |
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Cowboys
Albuquerque Cowboys. When the Mayor of Albuquerque decides against bringing the Springfield Isotopes baseball team to Albuquerque, he instead decides to get the Dallas Cowboys football team.
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| 14 | Cowgirls | Sports | Football Teams |
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Cowgirls
Homer has a ticket to a WNFL game - the Cowgirls versus the She-gles.
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| 15 | DMV Regulation Kings | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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DMV Regulation Kings
Patty and Selma's bowling team.
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| 16 | Dodge-rock | Sports | Sports |
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Dodge-rock
While the school's only ball is being repaired after being run over by Groundskeeper Willie, Principal Skinner offers a few alternative sports, including Dodge-rock, Volley-brick and Base-game.
 
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| 17 | Dog O' War | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Dog O' War
Racing dog at Springfield Downs.
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| 18 | Don't Have a Cow | Sports | Racehorses |
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Don't Have a Cow
When Fat Tony asks Bart to choose a racehorse for the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, Bart tells him, "Eat My Shorts", which turns out to be a horse in the 5th race. Then Bart tells him, "Don't Have a Cow", who wins the race.
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| 19 | Drifters | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Drifters
Burlington Drifters baseball team, rival of the Springfield Isotopes.
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| 20 | East Springfield | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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East Springfield
Team in the City Softball League.
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| 21 | Eat My Shorts [racehorse] | Sports | Racehorses |
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Eat My Shorts [racehorse]
When Fat Tony asks Bart to choose a racehorse for the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, Bart tells him, "Eat My Shorts", which turns out to be a horse in the 5th race.
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| 22 | Excitement | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Excitement
The Rich Texan bets the professional basketball team he owns - the Austin Celtics - in a poker game at the Billionaire's Retreat, which the loses to Mr. Burns. The Austin Celtics become the Springfield Celtics, and then, the Springfield Excitement.
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| 23 | Fan-Demonium | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Fan-Demonium
Female cheering squad at the Springfield Speedway that shoots T-shirts at the spectators in the stands, some of which that were aimed at Homer, inadvertently send Maude Flanders to her death.
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| 24 | Fartball | Sports | Sports |
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Fartball
Sport from Bart's chalkboard gag: "I'm not here on a fartball scholarship."
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| 25 | Fido | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Fido
Racing dog at Springfield Downs.
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| 26 | Floozies | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Floozies
Abe tells Bart the story of how he dressed sup as a woman and played baseball for the Springfield Floozies to avoid going to war back in 1939.
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| 27 | Fort Springfield | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Fort Springfield
Military base in Springfield.
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| 28 | Furious D | Sports | Racehorses |
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Furious D
The Simpsons adopt Duncan the Incredible Diving Horse from the State Fair and turn him into a racehorse named Furious D.
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| 29 | Gladiators | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Gladiators
Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant Gladiators. Team in the City Softball League.
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| 30 | Gleep-glop | Sports | Sports |
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Gleep-glop
Kudos the Destroyer: Well done, Columbo. That's right, we watch Columbo. It's on during rain-outs of gleep-glop games.
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| 31 | Gougers | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Gougers
Kids' ice hockey team, sponsored by Apu - the Kwik-e-Mart Gougers.
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| 32 | Heights [softball team] | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Heights [softball team]
Springfield Heights. Team in the City Softball League.
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| 33 | Holy Rollers | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Holy Rollers
Ned Flanders' bowling team, featuring his wife Maude, Reverend Lovejoy and his wife Helen, winners of the Championship trophy five years in a row.
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| 34 | Home-wreckers | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Home-wreckers
Bowling team featuring Jacques, Princess Kashmir, Lurleen Lumpkin and Mindy Simmons.
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| 35 | I Yam What I Yam | Sports | Racehorses |
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I Yam What I Yam
Racehorse in the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, all of which are named after famous cartoon catchphrases. This one is Popeye.
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| 36 | Ice-O-Topes | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Ice-O-Topes
After a work accident at the plant, Homer gets skybox tickets to a hockey game between the Springfield Ice-O-Topes and the Shelbyville Visitors at the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena.
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| 37 | Isotopes [Albuquerque] | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Isotopes [Albuquerque]
Albuquerque Isotopes baseball team. Duff buys the Springfield Isotopes baseball team and decides to move them to Albuquerque.
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| 38 | Isotopes [Springfield] | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Isotopes [Springfield]
Springfield Isotopes. Local baseball team in Springfield, various episodes.
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| 39 | Isotots | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Isotots
Bart's little league team the Springfield Isotots wins their game at Springfield Little League Park, securing their spot in the championship game. Sign: "Warning: Your child is not as good as you think he is."
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| 40 | Krudler | Sports | Racehorses |
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Krudler
Race horse Krusty co-owns with Bette Midler.
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| 41 | Meltdowns | Sports | Football Teams |
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Meltdowns
Springfield Meltdowns. Homer's bid for a pro football team in Springfield involves the team name The Springfield Meltdowns, and a new stadium called The Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park. When Abe nukes the deal by assaulting the pro football commissioner, the town votes to turn the stadium into a bullfighting arena called Springfield Estadio de Toros.
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| 42 | Mighty Pigs | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Mighty Pigs
Kids' ice hockey team, sponsored by Chief Wiggum and the Springfield Police Department.
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| 43 | Nittany Tide | Sports | School Mascots |
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Nittany Tide
Springfield University mascot. Homer is invited back to his alma mater for Homecoming, featuring the 117th dust-up between the Snorting Swine of Springfield A&M and the Springfield University Nittany Tide.
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| 44 | No Risk | Sports | Racehorses |
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No Risk
Racehorse that Homer bets on. "Come on, kids - Daddy knows a way to get the money with No Risk."
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| 45 | Oh Ain't I a Stinker | Sports | Racehorses |
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Oh Ain't I a Stinker
Racehorse in the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, all of which are named after famous cartoon catchphrases. This one is Bugs Bunny.
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| 46 | Old Levis | Sports | Racehorses |
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Old Levis
The Simpsons adopt Duncan the Incredible Diving Horse from the State Fair and turn him into a racehorse named Furious D. He races against racehorses Chock Full o' Drugs, Stalker and Old Levis at Springfield Downs. "It's Chock Full O' Drugs, followed closely by Stalker, with Old Levis fading fast..."
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| 47 | Pin Pals | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Pin Pals
Homer's bowling team.
 
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| 48 | Pumas | Sports | School Mascots |
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Pumas
Springfield Elementary school mascot.
 
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| 49 | Quadruped | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Quadruped
Racing dog at Springfield Downs.
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| 50 | Quidditch | Sports | Sports |
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Quidditch
The billionaires play quidditch from Harry Potter at the Billionaire's Retreat.
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| 51 | Santa's Little Helper | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Santa's Little Helper
Racing dog at Springfield Downs.
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| 52 | Seattle Slew | Sports | Racehorses |
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Seattle Slew
The first pony offered to Homer at the Grateful Gelding Stables, the one for half a million dollars, was sired by racehorse Seattle Slew.
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| 53 | Sharks | Sports | Football Teams |
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Sharks
Shelbyville Sharks. Football team in Shelbyville.
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| 54 | She-gles | Sports | Football Teams |
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She-gles
Homer has a ticket to a WNFL game - the Cowgirls versus the She-gles.
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| 55 | Shelbyvillians | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Shelbyvillians
Shelbyville Shelbyvillians. Rival baseball team of the Springfield Isotopes.
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| 56 | She's the Fastest | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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She's the Fastest
The racing dog Santa's Little Helper falls in love with.
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| 57 | Sir Galahad | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Sir Galahad
Racing dog at Springfield Downs that gets replaced by Santa's Little Helper.
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| 58 | Snortin' Swine | Sports | School Mascots |
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Snortin' Swine
Springfield A&M University mascot.
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| 59 | Spongos | Sports | Football Teams |
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Spongos
Football team listed on Wally's counterfeit Super Bowl tickets.
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| 60 | Springfield Police | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Springfield Police
Team in the City Softball League.
 
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| 61 | Springfield Police Framers | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Springfield Police Framers
Chief Wiggum's bowling team, featuring Lou, Eddie and Snake.
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| 62 | Stalker | Sports | Racehorses |
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Stalker
The Simpsons adopt Duncan the Incredible Diving Horse from the State Fair and turn him into a racehorse named Furious D. He races against racehorses Chock Full o' Drugs, Stalker and Old Levis at Springfield Downs. "It's Chock Full O' Drugs, followed closely by Stalker, with Old Levis fading fast..."
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| 63 | Stereotypes | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Stereotypes
Bowling team featuring Groundskeeper Willie, Cletus Spuckler, Sea Captain and Luigi Risotto.
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| 64 | Stun | Sports | Football Teams |
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Stun
Milhouse: What are we going to do today? Arena football with the Springfield Stun?
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| 65 | Sufferin' Succotash | Sports | Racehorses |
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Sufferin' Succotash
Racehorse in the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, all of which are named after famous cartoon catchphrases. This one is Sylvester the Cat.
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| 66 | Tag Team Robot Wrestling  | Sports | Sports |
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Tag Team Robot Wrestling
Sporting event at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, featuring the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars.
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| 67 | That's All Folks | Sports | Racehorses |
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That's All Folks
Racehorse in the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, all of which are named after famous cartoon catchphrases. This one is Porky Pig.
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| 68 | Visitors | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Visitors
After a work accident at the plant, Homer gets skybox tickets to a hockey game between the Springfield Ice-O-Topes and the Shelbyville Visitors at the Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Arena.
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| 69 | Volley-brick | Sports | Sports |
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Volley-brick
While the school's only ball is being repaired after being run over by Groundskeeper Willie, Principal Skinner offers a few alternative sports, including Dodge-rock, Volley-brick and Base-game.
 
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| 70 | Whirlwind | Sports | Racing Dogs |
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Whirlwind
Racing dog at Springfield Downs that won his last 5 races - the Simpsons' last hope for a merry Christmas.
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| 71 | Wildcats [Ogdenville] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wildcats [Ogdenville]
Ogdenville Wildcats. Childrens football team from Ogdenville that plays the Springfield Wildcats.
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| 72 | Wildcats [Springfield] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wildcats [Springfield]
Springfield High School mascot.
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| 73 | Yabba Dabba Do | Sports | Racehorses |
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Yabba Dabba Do
Racehorse in the 3rd race at Shelbyville Downs, all of which are named after famous cartoon catchphrases. This one is Fred Flintstone.
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| 74 | Zephyrs | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Zephyrs
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Zephyrs. Team in the City Softball League.
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