| # | | BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | | 1 | Baktan High School | BBB | Education | High Schools | |
Baktan High School
Local high school.
| | 2 | Baktan Mall  | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers | |
Baktan Mall
Shopping mall that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 3 | Dynamite Dolphin | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts | |
Dynamite Dolphin
Jet ski model that Col. Steven J. Lockjaw mentions when asked if he's ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency during his interview with the white supremacist secret society known as Christmas Adventurers Club: Well, I did purchase a jet ski. It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird Whisperdoo 238 called the Dynamite Dolphin 335. It was defective. I abstained from payment. I do it again. I have no regrets.
| | 4 | Genesis Perfumeria | BBB | Personal Care | Beauty Salons | |
Genesis Perfumeria
Store next door to the ninja academy.
| | 5 | Hummingbird Whisperdoo | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts | |
Hummingbird Whisperdoo
Jet ski model that Col. Steven J. Lockjaw mentions when asked if he's ever had any bills or debts turned over to a collection agency during his interview with the white supremacist secret society known as Christmas Adventurers Club: Well, I did purchase a jet ski. It was an evolution of the old Hummingbird Whisperdoo 238 called the Dynamite Dolphin 335. It was defective. I abstained from payment. I do it again. I have no regrets.
| | 6 | Malotsky's Tires | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services | |
Malotsky's Tires
Tire store that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 7 | Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Mexican | |
Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant
Mexican restaurant that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 8 | Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Fa... | BBB | Food | Food Companies | |
Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm
Company owned by Christmas adventurer, Brother Bert Rimhorn that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 9 | Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy | BBB | Education | Martial Arts Schools | |
Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy
Martial arts school that Charlene attends.
 
| | 10 | Tiburon's Taco Shack | BBB | Dining | Fast Food-Mexican | |
Tiburon's Taco Shack
Mexican restaurant that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 11 | Westward Bank | BBB | Financial Companies | Banks | |
Westward Bank
Bank that "Ghetto" Pat Calhoun, Perfidia Beverly Hills and their far-left revolutionary group, the French 75, blow up.
| | FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | | 12 | April 2, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 2, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 13 | April 3, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 3, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "Study for History Test / 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 14 | April 4, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 4, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 15 | April 5, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 5, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "Half Day / 12 pm competition".
 
| | 16 | April 6, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 6, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "9 am - 10:30 am".
 
| | 17 | April 8, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 8, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 18 | April 10, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 10, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "9:30 am - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 19 | April 13, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 13, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7 am - 10 am / 3 pm Movie with Riri".
 
| | 20 | April 14, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 14, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "9:30 am - 10:30 am".
 
| | 21 | April 16, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 16, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm.
 
| | 22 | April 18, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 18, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 23 | April 19, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 19, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: Half Day / 3:30 pm competition.
 
| | 24 | April 20, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 20, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "Private / 5 pm - 6:30 pm".
 
| | 25 | April 22, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 22, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 26 | April 24, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 24, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | 27 | April 26, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 26, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "5 pm - Bowling w/ Riri & Bluto".
 
| | 28 | April 27, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 27, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: Private 5 pm - 6:30 pm.
 
| | 29 | April 28, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 28, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "9 am - 10:30 am".
 
| | 30 | April 30, 2024 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
April 30, 2024
Date of note written on the Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy calendar, visible when Steven sends troops to Baktan Cross to find Charlene/Willa: "5 pm - Private / 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm".
 
| | MAKE BELIEVE MAP | | 31 | Baktan Cross | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. | |
Baktan Cross
Setting. City in California. Filmed in California and Texas.
| | 32 | Boiler Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads | |
Boiler Street
Street that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 33 | Craw Creek Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads | |
Craw Creek Road
Road mentioned when Bob is given directions to the Sisters of the Brave Beaver convent where Charlene/Willa was taken to hide (Mission Road to Craw Creek Road, and then to Chupacabra Hills).
| | 34 | J. Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads | |
J. Street
Street that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 35 | Old California Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads | |
Old California Road
Road that Special Agent Toejam mentions during Col. Steven J. Lockjaw's mission briefing: Good evening, gentlemen. This is Special Agent Toejam. Our main target tonight is Rimhorn's Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm. Human reporting has led us to believe Chicken Lickin' is a front for a largescale heroin distribution operation within the A.O.B.T.R., your main effort, your task for the clearing and securing of Chicken Lickin' Frozen Food Farm in order to destroy heroin distribution operations within the A.O. Simultaneously, local law enforcement, you will clear and secure Malotsky's Tires, Raleigh Baratow's Mexican Restaurant on Old California Road, Tiburon's Taco Shack at the Bokhtan Mall, and the gas station on J. and Boiler Street. This is a sanctuary city for thousands of wet bodies. We expect the local populace to be sympathetic and supportive to the criminal organizations we are targeting tonight, gentlemen.
| | 36 | Old Mission Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads | |
Old Mission Road
Road mentioned when Bob is given directions to the Sisters of the Brave Beaver convent where Charlene/Willa was taken to hide (Mission Road to Craw Creek Road, and then to Chupacabra Hills).
| | 37 | Stanton Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets | |
Stanton Street
Address of Sergio St. Carlos Ninja Academy, the martial arts school that Charlene attends in Baktan Cross.
 
| | OTHER | | 38 | Bob | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Bob
Bob: Viva la revolucion!
| | 39 | Cop & Bob  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Cop & Bob
Cop: Sir, do you know your last name?
Bob: No.
Cop: What's your last name?
Bob: Batman.
Cop: Okay, come on, I need to know your real last name. What's your last name?
Bob: Parker, Peter Parker, man.
Cop: Peter Parker?
Bob: Yeah.
Cop: All right, listen, this is your last chance. If you don't give me your real last name, it's gonna be another try.
Bob: Okay, okay, stop harassing me for God's sakes. Parker, Jim Parker, man.
| | 40 | The Famous Alice Banana Pancakes | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc | |
The Famous Alice Banana Pancakes
Pancakes that Christmas Adventurers member Tim Smith mentions when he arrives to get his assignment.
| | 41 | Sensei Sergio St. Carlos | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Sensei Sergio St. Carlos
Sensei Sergio St. Carlos: You're a bad hombre, Bob.
| | 42 | Sisters of the Brave Beaver | Other | Organizations | Religious Organizations | |
Sisters of the Brave Beaver
Convent where Charlene/Willa is taken to hide, inspired by the real-life Sisters of the Valley, the California-based "cannabis nuns".
| | 43 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space | |
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