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| 1 | 3 News   | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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3 News
TV crew that covers the devastation at Thrill World involving the Devastator rollercoaster.
 
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| 2 | Adolph Hepburn | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Adolph Hepburn
Bob and David portray musicians Norma Jean Monster and Adolph Hepburn on the TV show Video Roundup on channel VTV.
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| 3 | Bare Ambition | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Bare Ambition
1976 movie about a young streaker named Jimmy Montello, directed by director Famous Mortimer.
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| 4 | Beatles-esque Records | BBB | Performing Arts | Record Companies |
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Beatles-esque Records
Female audience members that are in a group called the Womyn's Solidarity Initiative chase Bob and David around the city while the song Got a Good Thing Going by the Beetletown Players, published by Beatles-esque Records plays in the background.
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| 5 | The Beetletown Players | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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The Beetletown Players
Female audience members that are in a group called the Womyn's Solidarity Initiative chase Bob and David around the city while the song Got a Good Thing Going by the Beetletown Players, published by Beatles-esque Records plays in the background.
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| 6 | Big Dumb Ape | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Big Dumb Ape
Song by musician C.S. Lewis, Jr., singing about a monkey taking the fun out of America blowing up the moon.
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| 7 | Blew Moon | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Blew Moon
Song by musician C.S. Lewis, Jr., singing about America blowing up the moon.
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| 8 | The Brat | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Brat
Cock ring model available at Cock Ring Warehouse, a Warehouse with over 3 miles of cock rings.
 
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| 9 | Brenner's Real Mayonnaise | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Brenner's Real Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise product.
 
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| 10 | A Bridge Too Long | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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A Bridge Too Long
Movie featuring an actor nominated for a Cyrus Dewey Award.
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| 11 | Buster's | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Buster's
Streaker bar from the 1976 movie Bare Ambition, about a young streaker named Jimmy Montello, directed by director Famous Mortimer.
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| 12 | C.S. Lewis, Jr. | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Country |
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C.S. Lewis, Jr.
Musician singing about America blowing up the moon.
 
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| 13 | Channel 3 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 3
TV news from multiple episodes.
 
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| 14 | Cock Ring Warehouse | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Cock Ring Warehouse
Warehouse with over 3 miles of cock rings.
 
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| 15 | The Convoluted Network | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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The Convoluted Network
Runs confusing programs such as Pre-Taped Call-In Show and The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost.
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| 16 | Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fif... | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin'
Classic childrens' TV show not fit for children, created by psychedelic pioneers Sam and Criminy Craffft. Announcer: Tonight's special guest hosts, the creators of E.I. Pip and Pooper, Squishy and the Sea Balloons, and Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin', Sam and Criminy Craffft.
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| 17 | The Crack'd Mirror | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Crack'd Mirror
Movie featuring an actor nominated for a Cyrus Dewey Award.
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| 18 | Crazy Religious Beliefs | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Crazy Religious Beliefs
Religion. Announcer: who knows who's going to show up on this edition of Crazy Religious Beliefs! And now, here are your hosts, Clark Richardson and Manny Edwards!
 
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| 19 | The DeLongpre Dannon Show | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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The DeLongpre Dannon Show
Daytime TV talk show.
 
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| 20 | The Devastator | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Attractions |
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The Devastator
Rollercoaster at Thrill World amusement park. The world's most terrifying rollercoaster. A heart-stopping 200 miles per hour, 15 story drop, spine-cracking 90 degree turn, and the final plunge, two whole minutes underwater!
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| 21 | The Dillinger | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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The Dillinger
Cock ring model available at Cock Ring Warehouse, a Warehouse with over 3 miles of cock rings.
 
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| 22 | Don Pratt | BBB | Services | Services-misc |
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Don Pratt
He's not a lawyer, but he will come to your house and hang out with you when you need legal advice.
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| 23 | Dr. Fran Buckle | BBB | Healthcare | Surgeons |
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Dr. Fran Buckle
Chief of Surgery at Massachusetts General Hospital.
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| 24 | Driven to Destruction | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Driven to Destruction
Classic drivers education film shown at the Twelfth Annual Educational Film Festival.
 
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| 25 | Druggachusettes | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Druggachusettes
Classic childrens' TV show not fit for children, created by psychedelic pioneers Sam and Criminy Craffft. Announcer: Tonight's special guest hosts, the creators of E.I. Pip and Pooper, Squishy and the Sea Balloons, and Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin', Sam and Criminy Craffft.
 
 
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| 26 | E.I. Pip and Pooper | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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E.I. Pip and Pooper
Classic childrens' TV show not fit for children, created by psychedelic pioneers Sam and Criminy Craffft. Announcer: Tonight's special guest hosts, the creators of E.I. Pip and Pooper, Squishy and the Sea Balloons, and Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin', Sam and Criminy Craffft.
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| 27 | Entertainment 4-Every-1 Productions | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Entertainment 4-Every-1 Productions
Bob and David's production company. Candy Addams: So there you have it, Bob and David. They're available for weddings, parties, get-Togethers, gang-ups, bat mitzvahs, whatever. They're very funny, But be warned, they are satirical.
 
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| 28 | Fruitastrophe Inhalers | BBB | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Fruitastrophe Inhalers
Company that partners with channel VTV to hold a contest with the prize of going to the moon for Spring Break, where the band Smush ar e going to film a new music video.
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| 29 | Futtbuckers | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Futtbuckers
Gay bar where Bob and David hide from female audience members that are in a group called the Womyn's Solidarity Initiative.
 
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| 30 | Fuzz | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Fuzz
Reality TV show inspired by Cops, from multiple episodes.
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| 31 | Globo-Chem | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Globo-Chem
A multinational corporation. We own everything, so you don't have to.
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| 32 | Globodyne | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Globodyne
Multinational corporation.
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| 33 | Goin' Crackers | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Goin' Crackers
Movie featuring an actor nominated for a Cyrus Dewey Award.
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| 34 | Got a Good Thing Going | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Got a Good Thing Going
Female audience members that are in a group called the Womyn's Solidarity Initiative chase Bob and David around the city while the song Got a Good Thing Going by the Beetletown Players, published by Beatles-esque Records plays in the background.
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| 35 | Hitler Sings | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Hitler Sings
Davis Cross sings a selection from his one man show.
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| 36 | Indomitable Spirit | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Indomitable Spirit
Band that performs at Nostradamus and his Constant Chum High School. Formerly known as Flat-Top Tony and the Purple Canoes.
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| 37 | King Mustard | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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King Mustard
Mustard product.
 
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| 38 | KSTV 5 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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KSTV 5
Microphone at NASA press conference about America blowing up the moon.
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| 39 | The Limits of Science | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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The Limits of Science
The world's oldest educational film, shown at the Twelfth Annual Educational Film Festival.
 
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| 40 | Livingston Brewster | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Livingston Brewster
The band Livingston Brewster, of Opportunist Records, records the song "Thank You for the Ride" to raise money for the victims of the Devastator, the world's most dangerous rollercoaster at Thrill World.
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| 41 | Looking for Trouble | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Looking for Trouble
Theme song for the Cops inspired show Fuzz.
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| 42 | Lucky 7 News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Lucky 7 News
TV news footage of ventriloquist Vince Daytona's crime scene, gunned down in mid-Act during a 6-Year-Old's birthday party as part of the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 43 | Monolith Pictures | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Monolith Pictures
Film studio behind Bare Ambition, the 1976 movie about a young streaker named Jimmy Montello, directed by director Famous Mortimer.
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| 44 | Motocourt Lodge Hotel | BBB | Travel | Hotels |
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Motocourt Lodge Hotel
Hotel in Indianapolis. Location of the Nationwide Ventriloquism Peace Summit.
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| 45 | The Mountain Too High | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Mountain Too High
Movie featuring an actor nominated for a Cyrus Dewey Award.
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| 46 | Mr. Barnett and Pickles | BBB | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Mr. Barnett and Pickles
Ventriloquist act appearing on the TV news show Nightwatch to discuss the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 47 | Mr. Spencer and Dingle | BBB | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Mr. Spencer and Dingle
Ventriloquist act appearing on the TV news show Nightwatch to discuss the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 48 | Mundees Mustmayostardayonnaise | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Mundees Mustmayostardayonnaise
Condiment product that combines Mayostard and Mustardayonnaise, two different products that combine mayonnaise and mustard.
 
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| 49 | National Times | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Times |
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National Times
Newspaper headline: WHY?! Monkey Demands Answers.
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| 50 | Newstime News 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Newstime News 6
TV news.
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| 51 | Nightwatch | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Nightwatch
TV news show featuring ventriloquist acts Mr. Spencer and Dingle, and Mr. Barnett and Pickles to discuss the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 52 | Norma Jean Monster | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Norma Jean Monster
Bob and David portray musicians Norma Jean Monster and Adolph Hepburn on the TV show Video Roundup on channel VTV.
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| 53 | Nostradamus and his Constant Chum High S... | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Nostradamus and his Constant Chum High School
High school prepared for the apocalypse.
 
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| 54 | Ol' Fisherman's Sticky Pads | BBB | Technology | Medical Devices |
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Ol' Fisherman's Sticky Pads
Medical sticky pad brand, sponsor of the daytime TV talk show the DeLongpre Dannon Show.
 
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| 55 | Ol' Ironsides | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Ol' Ironsides
Cock ring model available at Cock Ring Warehouse, a Warehouse with over 3 miles of cock rings.
 
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| 56 | Opportunist Records | BBB | Performing Arts | Record Companies |
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Opportunist Records
The band Livingston Brewster, of Opportunist Records, records the song "Thank You for the Ride" to raise money for the victims of the Devastator, the world's most dangerous rollercoaster at Thrill World.
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| 57 | O'Henderson's Incubation Pants | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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O'Henderson's Incubation Pants
Tonight's show was brought to you by O'Henderson's Incubation Pants. "Dark, warm, with plenty of 'egg room'."
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| 58 | Pheasant Under Glass | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Pheasant Under Glass
Cock ring model available at Cock Ring Warehouse, a Warehouse with over 3 miles of cock rings.
 
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| 59 | QuickMart | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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QuickMart
Convenience store.
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| 60 | Ronnie Schmerling | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Ronnie Schmerling
The Singing Duke of Beepers. Musician who performs at mad Scientist Dr. X's annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
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| 61 | Santa's Village | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Santa's Village
Amusement park visible on the map to Cock Ring Warehouse.
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| 62 | Shoe Court Shoe Store | BBB | Apparel | Shoe Stores |
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Shoe Court Shoe Store
Shoe store employing a thorough lie detector test when interviewing candidates for employment.
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| 63 | SMC | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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SMC
Seventies Movie Channel. Television station that plays classic 70s movies, such as Bare Ambition, the 1976 movie about a young streaker named Jimmy Montello, directed by director Famous Mortimer.
 
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| 64 | Smithy's Barrows | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Smithy's Barrows
Proud sponsor of "The Limits of Science", the world's oldest educational film, shown at the Twelfth Annual Educational Film Festival.
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| 65 | Smush | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Smush
Bob and David portray brothers Ian Shropshire and Clive Shropshire from the band Smush, guests on the TV show Video Roundup on channel VTV, to promote their new album Space Age Super Suit.
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| 66 | Space Age Super Suit | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Space Age Super Suit
Bob and David portray brothers Ian Shropshire and Clive Shropshire from the band Smush, guests on the TV show Video Roundup on channel VTV, to promote their new album Space Age Super Suit.
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| 67 | Squishy and the Sea Balloons | BBB | Video | TV-Children |
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Squishy and the Sea Balloons
Classic childrens' TV show not fit for children, created by psychedelic pioneers Sam and Criminy Craffft. Announcer: Tonight's special guest hosts, the creators of E.I. Pip and Pooper, Squishy and the Sea Balloons, and Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin', Sam and Criminy Craffft.
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| 68 | Stenson's Mayostard | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Stenson's Mayostard
Condiment product that combines mayonnaise and mustard.
 
 
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| 69 | Streak-Dome '97 | BBB | Video | Movies-Sci Fi |
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Streak-Dome '97
1978 movie about billionaire emperor streakers Jimmy Montello and Coco Robbins, the sequel to his 1976 movie Bare Ambition.
 
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| 70 | Streakbot | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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Streakbot
Robot capable of doing the work of a hundred streakers that billionaire emperor streaker Jimmy Montello mentions the 1978 movie Streak-Dome '97.
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| 71 | Streakers International | BBB | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Streakers International
Billionaire emperor streakers Jimmy Montello and Coco Robbins' company in the future world of 1997, from the 1978 movie Streak-Dome '97.
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| 72 | Swear to God with Reverend Winton Dupree | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Swear to God with Reverend Winton Dupree
Religious TV show.
 
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| 73 | Tee-Vee T.V. | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Tee-Vee T.V.
Classic TV show featuring shows from the past. "Guaranteed Prewatched".
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| 74 | TeeVee TV | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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TeeVee TV
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| 75 | Thank You for the Ride | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Thank You for the Ride
The band Livingston Brewster, of Opportunist Records, records the song "Thank You for the Ride" to raise money for the victims of the Devastator, the world's most dangerous rollercoaster at Thrill World.
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| 76 | Thrill World | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Thrill World
Amusement park featuring the Devastator, the world's most terrifying rollercoaster. A heart-stopping 200 miles per hour, 15 story drop, spine-cracking 90 degree turn, and the final plunge, two whole minutes underwater!
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| 77 | The Time Caplet | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Time Caplet
TV show featuring hosts Sam and Criminy Craffft. Announcer: Tonight's special guest hosts, the creators of E.I. Pip and Pooper, Squishy and the Sea Balloons, and Cornelius J. Huffin'-Hoofin' Fattin'-Fiffin', Sam and Criminy Craffft.
 
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| 78 | Tooter's Ice Pops! | BBB | Food | Ice Cream |
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Tooter's Ice Pops!
Ice cream product made with real cream.
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| 79 | The Toots and Tina Show | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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The Toots and Tina Show
TV talk show featuring mad scientist Dr. X as a guest.
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| 80 | TV Digest | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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TV Digest
TV schedule magazine inspired by TV Guide.
 
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| 81 | Uni-National Times | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Times |
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Uni-National Times
Newspaper headline from the 1978 movie Streak-Dome '97: Arizona Coast Hit by Tidal Wave.
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| 82 | Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise | BBB | Food | Condiments |
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Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise
Condiment product that combines mayonnaise and mustard.
 
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| 83 | Video Roundup | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Video Roundup
Bob and David portray brothers Ian Shropshire and Clive Shropshire from the band Smush, guests on the TV show Video Roundup on channel VTV, to promote their new album Space Age Super Suit.
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| 84 | Vince Daytona and Fitzpatrick | BBB | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Vince Daytona and Fitzpatrick
Ventriloquist act gunned down in mid-Act during a 6-Year-Old's birthday party as part of the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 85 | VTV | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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VTV
Video Television - television channel inspired by MTV, on which Bob and David portray various musicians - the brothers Ian Shropshire and Clive Shropshire from the band Smush, as well as goth rockers Norma Jean Monster and Adolph Hepburn, inspired by Marilyn Manson.
 
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| 86 | Wally P. Doyle and Pete | BBB | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Wally P. Doyle and Pete
Ventriloquist act brutally gunned down outside of a supper club in Utica, New York as part of the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
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| 87 | Wee-Time Toddler Wear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Wee-Time Toddler Wear
Clothing store for children.
 
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| 88 | Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story
Movie featuring an actor nominated for a Cyrus Dewey Award. It's a story of a young boy Who was raised by mentally-Challenged parents.
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| 89 | WPCBCN | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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WPCBCN
White People Co-opting Black Culture Network.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 90 | September 7, 1981 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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September 7, 1981
Mad Scientist Dr. X hosts his annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
 
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| 91 | September 3, 1984 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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September 3, 1984
Mad Scientist Dr. X hosts his annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
 
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| 92 | September 4, 1989 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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September 4, 1989
Mad Scientist Dr. X hosts his annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
 
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| 93 | September 7, 1992 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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September 7, 1992
Mad Scientist Dr. X hosts his annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
 
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| 94 | September 4, 1995 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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September 4, 1995
Mad Scientist Dr. X hosts his annual Labor Day Doomsday Telethon, raising money to not set off his Doomsday Laser weapon and destroy various cities across the world.
 
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| 95 | July 13, 1997 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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July 13, 1997
Ventriloquist acts Mr. Spencer and Dingle, and Mr. Barnett and Pickles appear on the TV talk show Nightwatch to discuss the East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud.
 
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| 96 | August 29, 1997 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Headlines |
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August 29, 1997
Date of National Times newspaper headline: WHY?! Monkey Demands Answers.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 97 | Blander Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Blander Road
Street visible on the map to Cock Ring Warehouse.
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| 98 | Chim-Cham | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Chim-Cham
One of the US states that Bob mentions: Now it is my turn. I would now like to recite the names of all the states in 18 seconds. You'll time me? ...Illinois, Indiana... Ugh... Wi-Winkechin, uh... T-T-T-Tassini, uh... Chim-Cham...
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| 99 | Heaven | Map | Worlds | Afterlife |
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Heaven
The Bob will lead us all through Heaven's chimney in a giant, cigar-shaped, U.F.O.-Brand flying saucer. The bob is not a person. The bob is pure light and energy.
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| 100 | Kashitan | Map | Geographic Areas | Countries |
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Kashitan
Foreign country.
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| 101 | Letsgit Highway | Map | Transit Routes | Highways |
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Letsgit Highway
Road on the classic childrens' TV show Druggachusettes, created by psychedelic pioneers Sam and Criminy Craffft.
 
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| 102 | Route 59 | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Route 59
Highway visible on the map to Cock Ring Warehouse.
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| 103 | Tassini | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Tassini
One of the US states that Bob mentions: Now it is my turn. I would now like to recite the names of all the states in 18 seconds. You'll time me? ...Illinois, Indiana... Ugh... Wi-Winkechin, uh... T-T-T-Tassini, uh... Chim-Cham...
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| 104 | United States of Mex-Ameri-Canada | Map | Geographic Areas | Countries |
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United States of Mex-Ameri-Canada
Super power country in the future world on 1997, from the 1978 movie Streak-Dome '97.
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| 105 | Winkechin | Map | Geographic Areas | Territories |
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Winkechin
One of the US states that Bob mentions: Now it is my turn. I would now like to recite the names of all the states in 18 seconds. You'll time me? ...Illinois, Indiana... Ugh... Wi-Winkechin, uh... T-T-T-Tassini, uh... Chim-Cham...
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| 106 | The Bob | Other | Organizations | Religions |
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The Bob
Religion. "The true way." The Bob will lead us all through Heaven's chimney in a giant, cigar-shaped, U.F.O.-Brand flying saucer. The bob is not a person. The bob is pure light and energy.
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| 107 | Don Pratt customer  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don Pratt customer
Don Pratt customer: I got fired from my job and called Don Pratt at 11 in the morning. By 11:30, he was at my house. We went to lunch, and he told me the plot to Star Trek 6. He didn't hit on me, but I was afraid he was going to.
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| 108 | Entitilitus | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Entitilitus
Announcer: And now a message from the National Entitilitus Foundation.
Ronnie Dobbs: Hi, I'm Ronnie Dobbs. By the time you see this, I will have passed. The killer what took me is Entitilitus. No one knows where Entitilitus comes from, or what Entitilitus is, but Entitilitus kills. So please, if y'all could sponsor an Entitilitus volunteer on the annual Talk-Backwards-for-One-Day-to-Raise-Awareness-about-Entitilitus Day, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, if y'all are gonna be in a crowd, y'all wear condoms on both your ears.
 
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| 109 | Future Monkey Astronaut #1 & Future Monk... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Future Monkey Astronaut #1 & Future Monkey Astronaut #2
Future Monkey Astronaut #1: Did the Earth probe return?
Future Monkey Astronaut #2: Yes, and it brought back this artifact.
Future Monkey Astronaut #1: Pop it in.
 
 
 
 
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| 110 | Great grandson of Ulysses, the first mon... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Great grandson of Ulysses, the first monkey to travel in space, that will push the launch button when America destroys the moon.
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| 111 | Monkey that replaces Galileo to push the... | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Monkey that replaces Galileo to push the launch button when America blows up the moon, after Galileo asked why we were blowing up the moon.
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Dr. Twitch |
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Mr. Wiggles |
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| 112 | School Principal, Mr. Lamonta & Mrs. Lam... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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School Principal, Mr. Lamonta & Mrs. Lamonta
School Principal: Mr. and Mrs. Lamonta, I'm a little worried about your son, bob.
Mr. Lamonta: We're sorry.
Mrs. Lamonta: I'm sorry, too.
School Principal: There's no need to apologize, Bbut let me ask you, what's the situation like at home?
Mrs. Lamonta: It's fun.
Mr. Lamonta: We get to run around, and paint.
School Principal: That seems healthy.
Mr. Lamonta: Yeah. I'm strong. Like the Hulk!
 
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