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| 1 | Daffodil Daydream Air Freshener | BBB | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Daffodil Daydream Air Freshener
Air freshener flavor in the taxi cab.
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| 2 | Feige's Famous Pizza  | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Feige's Famous Pizza
Nod to the MCU's Kevin Feige?
 
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| 3 | Haunted Segway Tours | BBB | Travel | Tours |
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Haunted Segway Tours
Pamphlet Deadpool finds in the taxi.
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| 4 | Metro Taxi Service | BBB | Travel | Taxicabs |
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Metro Taxi Service
Taxi Deadpool takes.
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| 5 | Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Gir... | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Girls
Mercenary bar.
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| 6 | Urbaj | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture |
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Urbaj
IKEA chair model - Deadpool tells Al they're going with the Urvaj, not the Borje, which is a real IKEA chair.
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| 7 | Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters | BBB | Education | Boarding Schools |
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Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
Professor X's school for mutants.
 
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 8 | January 31, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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January 31, 2014
Wade and Vanessa celebrate Chinese New Year, doggy-style.
 
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| 9 | February 14, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 14, 2014
Wade and Vanessa celebrate Valentine's Day.
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| 10 | March 8, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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March 8, 2014
Wade and Vanessa celebrate International Women's Day.
 
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| 11 | October 31, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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October 31, 2014
Wade and Vanessa celebrate Halloween.
 
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| 12 | November 27, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 27, 2014
Wade and Vanessa celebrate Thanksgiving.
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| 13 | November 28, 2014 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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November 28, 2014
Ajax leaves Wade Wilson to die in a burning building. 1 year, 3 weeks, six days later, Wade ambushes Ajax on an expressway. On the way there, when Deadpool's cab driver Dopinder asks him why the red suit, Deadpool replies: Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks, six days and, oh, 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me. Note: According to Dopinder, it's a convivial Tuesday in April.
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| 14 | December 25, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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December 25, 2015
Deadpool ambushes Ajax and a convoy of his men on an expressway. On the way there, when Deadpool's cab driver Dopinder asks him why the red suit, Deadpool replies: Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks, six days and, oh, 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me. Note: According to Dopinder, it's a convivial Tuesday in April.
 
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 15 | Graymalkin Lane | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Lanes |
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Graymalkin Lane
Street Address of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
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| 16 | Main Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Main Street
Joke Deadpool makes when he gets shot in the rear end: Right up Main Street.
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| 17 | Nicieza St | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Nicieza St
Freeway exit, for Deadpool writer/co-creator Fabian Nicieza.
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| 18 | Red Ledge Drive | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Drives |
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Red Ledge Drive
Address where Jeremy from Feige's Famous Pizza delivers, finding Wade waiting for him.
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| 19 | Shitsburgh | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Shitsburgh
Joke Wade makes: And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked, you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
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| OTHER |
| 20 | Deadpool  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool
Deadpool: She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.
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| 21 | Deadpool | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool
Deadpool: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei.
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| 22 | Deadpool | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool
Deadpool: Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
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| 23 | Deadpool | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool
Deadpool: Gotcha.
 
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| 24 | Deadpool | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool
Deadpool: You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!
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| 25 | Deadpool & Ajax | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Deadpool & Ajax
Deadpool: Any last words?
Ajax: What's my name?
 
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| 26 | Sponsor | Other | Themes | Billboard |
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| 27 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 28 | Wade Wilson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson: What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
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| 29 | Wade Wilson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wade Wilson
Wade Wilson: Hey. Sorry. I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter, and he just wasn't having it. Hey, uh, they've made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
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| 30 | Wade Wilson & Blind Al | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wade Wilson & Blind Al
Wade Wilson: When it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home. Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Blind Al: God, I miss cocaine.
Wade Wilson: Her. (Gasps) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
 
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| 31 | Wade Wilson & Vanessa Carlyle | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wade Wilson & Vanessa Carlyle
Wade Wilson: What if I just held on and never let go?
Vanessa Carlyle: Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke.
Wade Wilson: Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Vanessa Carlyle: Empire.
Wade Wilson: Jesus Christ, it's like I made you in a computer.
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| 32 | Weasel & Wade Wilson | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Weasel & Wade Wilson
Weasel: Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this, because as of now, you only have one course of action.
Wade Wilson: Damn straight. Find Francis.
Weasel: Star in horror films.
Wade Wilson: What?
Weasel: Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
 
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