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| Music 1983. Featuring Fat Mike, Eric Melvin, Erik Sandin, Scott Sellers, Scott Aldahl, Dave Allen, Dave Casillas, Steve Kidwiler, El Hefe. |  | |
Total Record Results: 9 - Medium: MUSIC |
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| # | | BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU | | 1 | S&M Airlines  | BBB | Travel | Airlines | |
S&M Airlines
She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat / She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet / She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged / One things for sure I'll never fly S&M Airlines again.
| | FICTITIOUS TIMELINE | | 2 | August 8  | Dates | No Year | Events | |
August 8
Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day, I see a bunch of hippies crying, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day, Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly everything is ok. The storm has passed and the sun is shining, yeah August 8th is a beautiful day.
| | 3 | December 24 | Dates | No Year | Events | |
December 24
No colored lights, no shopping sprees / No more presents under dead trees / St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve / We celebrate the last Christmas Eve.
| | 4 | December 25 | Dates | No Year | Events | |
December 25
It's funny how some fables became historic / When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric / But people will believe anything if it's written / Especially in stone or ancient scroll / December 25th has been blacklisted / Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed / It was the last thing anyone ever expected / Xmas has been X'd.
| | MAKE BELIEVE MAP | | 5 | Hell | Map | Worlds | Afterlife | |
Hell
Jesus Christ is coming back / He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass / Superstar, The Passion of / He wants his money, not your love.
| | 6 | Jesusland | Map | Geographic Areas | Countries | |
Jesusland
They don't want visitors in Jesusland / They want life canned and bland in the fatherland.
| | OTHER | | 7 | Fat Mike  | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
Fat Mike
Fat Mike: I don't want tofu, I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew, I don't want to be vegetarian, why eat beans when you can have steak instead?
| | 8 | Fecal Alcohol Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
I have a hard time talkin' sentences / My mind's on constant roam / That's because my mother drunk while I was in her womb / Not I got diagnosed with fecal alcohol syndrome / My mother gave me shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes / His mother gave him shit for brains and fucked up chromosomes.
| | 9 | Gonoherpasyphilaids | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Gonoherpasyphilaids
Sitting in a room waiting for some news / Sitting in a room with white knuckles / Not feeling so good / I didn't do the things I should / I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" / He had this expression he didn't know what to say / "It seems that you've contracted a new strain."
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