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| 1 | 1-900-BUMMER  | Services | Services-misc |
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1-900-BUMMER
When the guys go to Atlantic City for Joe's bachelor party, Brian books them a room at Trump's Taj Mahal, but for the wrong night, so they end up at Al's Crapshoot Hotel instead. The bachelor party's a bust, so Lowell answers the phone, "1-900-BUMMER"
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| 2 | 101 Ways to Pleasure a Woman | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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101 Ways to Pleasure a Woman
Book Brian buys Casey for her birthday.
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| 3 | Aeromass Airlines  | Travel | Airlines |
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Aeromass Airlines
Roy's airline.
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| 4 | Ahab Burger | Menu | Burgers |
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Ahab Burger
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.
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| 5 | Ahab's Fast Fish | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Ahab's Fast Fish
Fast food restaurant where Kenny works.
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| 6 | Al Skoog: Attorney-at-Law | Legal Aid | Lawyers |
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Al Skoog: Attorney-at-Law
Attorney Joe hires to oversee dissolution of his partnership with Brian. He's "Skoogerific"
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| 7 | Al Skoog: Steam Cleaning | Maintenance | Home Maintenance Services |
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Al Skoog: Steam Cleaning
Attorney Joe hires to oversee the dissolution of his partnership with Brian. He's also got a steam cleaning business. "Don't just clean it. Skoogerize it"
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| 8 | Albie's | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Albie's
New name of Joe's old martini bar.
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| 9 | Albion Bank | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Albion Bank
Bank the gang passes on their treasure hunt.
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| 10 | The Alex and Brian Soup and Sandwich Com... | Menu | Sandwiches |
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The Alex and Brian Soup and Sandwich Combo
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 11 | Aliens in My Pocket | Literature | Books-Sci Fi |
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Aliens in My Pocket
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.
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| 12 | The All American | Menu | Sandwiches |
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The All American
A style of "big sandwich" Roy mentions - one of the styles that Roy thought Joe and Brian would get for Fay's retirement party. They got the Cordova.
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| 13 | Al's Crapshoot Hotel | Travel | Hotels |
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Al's Crapshoot Hotel
When the guys go to Atlantic City for Joe's bachelor party, Brian books them a room at Trump's Taj Mahal, but for the wrong night, so they end up at Al's Crapshoot Hotel instead.
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| 14 | American Flyer | Media | Magazines-misc |
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American Flyer
Magazine that comes to Nantucket to interview Joe.
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| 15 | America's Wackiest Videos | Video | TV-Reality |
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America's Wackiest Videos
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| 16 | Angelo's by the Sea | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Angelo's by the Sea
Location of Fay's volunteer award event.
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| 17 | Antonio's Spaghetti and Meatballs | Menu | Menu Items |
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Antonio's Spaghetti and Meatballs
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 18 | Architecture Monthly | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Architecture Monthly
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| 19 | Aunt Fay's Frozen Falafels | Food | Food-misc |
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Aunt Fay's Frozen Falafels
Food business Fay proposes to Lowell when he inherits some money.
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| 20 | Austin, Houston P.I. | Video | TV-Police |
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Austin, Houston P.I.
Antonio's favorite TV show.
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| 21 | The Bankruptini | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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The Bankruptini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar.
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| 22 | Basil's | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Basil's
Bar that Brian and the reporter from American Flyer magazine bond over.
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| 23 | Bernie's Lobster Bucket | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Bernie's Lobster Bucket
Restaurant Fay worked for dressing up in a lobster costume in a flashback about how she made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 24 | The Best of Fay | Performing Arts | Albums |
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The Best of Fay
Music album Lowell makes when he finds out Fay is retiring.
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| 25 | Bevo's | Pets | Pet Services |
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Bevo's
Dog groomer that Casey mistakes for a classy looking French salon.
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| 26 | Big Strong Man | Video | TV-Children |
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Big Strong Man
Children's TV show from the gang's childhood mentioned - Lowell meets the actor that played Big Strong Man at a supermarket opening.
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| 27 | Bippy the Clown | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Bippy the Clown
Clown from Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus.
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| 28 | Boar's Head Inn | Travel | Inns |
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Boar's Head Inn
Hotel.
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| 29 | Bob | Services | Private Investigation |
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Bob
Private detective looking for Fay.
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| 30 | Bonnie Down Real Estate | Services | Realty Services |
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Bonnie Down Real Estate
The real estate company Helen goes to work for - and gets fired from.
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| 31 | Boston Savings and Loan | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Boston Savings and Loan
Bank mentioned.
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| 32 | The Brian Hackett Cookbook | Literature | Books-Cooking |
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The Brian Hackett Cookbook
Joke Brian makes after coming home to Joe's house and finding chicken on the floor.
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| 33 | Brian's | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Brian's
Martini bar Brian opens with his insurance check.
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| 34 | Bright Lights, Big Heads | Literature | Books-Science |
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Bright Lights, Big Heads
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.
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| 35 | Bruno Ferelli's | Apparel | Footwear |
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Bruno Ferelli's
Fancy shoe brand mentioned.
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| 36 | Buck's Bait and Tackle Shop | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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Buck's Bait and Tackle Shop
Company name Brian uses to answer the Sandpiper Air phone, in order to prevent a customer from booking a flight on their Christmas Day flight so he and Joe can go skiing instead.
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| 37 | Captain Andy's | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Captain Andy's
Seafood restaurant where Cliff and Norm from Cheers have lunch.
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| 38 | Captain Toby | Home Furnishing | House Models |
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Captain Toby
Style of prefabricated home sold by the company Pre-Fabulous Housing.
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| 39 | Captain Willie's Clam and Brew | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Captain Willie's Clam and Brew
Restaurant that Antonio mentions.
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| 40 | Car-B-Q | Home Furnishing | Barbecue Products |
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Car-B-Q
Barbecue product used in a motor vehicle Lowell sells to Roy.
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| 41 | Carte Blanche | Dining | Fast Food |
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Carte Blanche
New food cart in the airport.
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| 42 | Casa Kielbasa | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Casa Kielbasa
Helen suggests Roy take his Russian mail-order bride to The Left-Bank Cafe, but he takes her his favorite place, Casa Kielbasa instead.
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| 43 | Casey | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Casey
Perfume brand from Casey's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.
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| 44 | The Century House | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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The Century House
Hotel where Joe and Helen get married in the Season 6 finale.
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| 45 | Charlie's Bait and Tackle | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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Charlie's Bait and Tackle
Bait shop.
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| 46 | Chevalier's | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Chevalier's
The name of the fancy restaurant Joe's supposed to be taking Sandy to on the same night he made a date with a beautiful United flight attendant.
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| 47 | Chez Pay-Up-the-Wazoo | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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Chez Pay-Up-the-Wazoo
Nickname Brian gives to the French restaurant that Casey pick for their first official date.
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| 48 | The Chinese Chamber of Doom | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Chinese Chamber of Doom
Magic trick - the finale of the magic act Bryan performs in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 49 | Clamdigger Deli | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Clamdigger Deli
Company that supplies the big sandwich for Joe and Helen's surprise engagement party.
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| 50 | Clayton Industries | Companies | Industries |
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Clayton Industries
The company that buys Sandpiper Airlines from Joe and Brian.
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| 51 | A Clear and Present Vixen | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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A Clear and Present Vixen
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of A Clear and Present Danger.
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| 52 | Club Shangri-la | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Club Shangri-la
Strip club where Joe and Brian's friend from high school now dances nude. "Exotic dancing. All nude, all the time."
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| 53 | Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus | Entertainment | Circuses |
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Colonel Shulkraut's Happy Time Circus
Circus the gang attends.
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| 54 | Commonwealth Car Rental | Vehicles | Vehicle Rental |
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Commonwealth Car Rental
There's a sign for a car rental company in the airport.
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| 55 | The Cordova | Menu | Sandwiches |
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The Cordova
The style of "big sandwich" that Joe and Brian order for Fay's retirement party.
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| 56 | The Crab House | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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The Crab House
A creepy stalker guy named Mark that waited on Helen shows up at the airport looking for her.
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| 57 | The Crain Train to Mental Well-being: Th... | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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The Crain Train to Mental Well-being: The Video
VHS version of Dr. Crane's seminar, on sale for only $19.95.
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| 58 | The Cup | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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The Cup
The name of the local college campus coffee house.
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| 59 | The Doodletown Pipers | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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The Doodletown Pipers
Music act that Brian tells the reporter from American Flyer magazine that Joe refused to join.
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| 60 | Double Vodka Rocks | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Double Vodka Rocks
Song by country music mother and daughter duo The Todds - sort of - actually a joke the mother makes.
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| 61 | Dr. Aaron Ginsberg | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Aaron Ginsberg
Ear, nose and throat doctor - business card Brian creates for Joe for their weekend trip to Atlantic City.
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| 62 | Dr. Bennett | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Bennett
Joe's doctor.
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| 63 | Dr. Cooper | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Cooper
Therapist Dr. Greyson recommends to Brian.
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| 64 | Dr. Dickens | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Dickens
Doctor Helen claims to have seen regarding her Faulkner's Syndrome. "He's the top Faulkner man."
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| 65 | Dr. Frank | Healthcare | Obstetrics |
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Dr. Frank
Obstetrician that delivered Lowell.
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| 66 | Dr. Frasier Crane | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Frasier Crane
Psychiatrist from Cheers that visits the island.
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| 67 | Dr. Grant | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Grant
Joe's doctor that diagnoses his inner ear infection.
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| 68 | Dr. Greyson | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Greyson
Brian's therapist.
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| 69 | Dr. Heilbron | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Heilbron
Brian impersonates a doctor to impress a girl when Joe goes to the hospital.
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| 70 | Dr. Irving Schenberg | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Irving Schenberg
Opthamologist from one of Brian's buddy Danny's stories about their wild past.
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| 71 | Dr. Lasker | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Dr. Lasker
Also known as Dr. "While we're at it" Lasker - the plastic surgeon that recommends a nose job for Brian.
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| 72 | Dr. Lenny | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Lenny
Doctor Brian brings in to help Joe scam his insurance company after his plane crashes.
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| 73 | Dr. Mather | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Mather
Lowell's alter ego in Brian's sex dream about Helen.
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| 74 | Dr. Parkes | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Dr. Parkes
Plastic surgeon.
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| 75 | Dr. Rosenbear | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Rosenbear
Teddy bear psychiatrist belonging to Joe's secret stalker.
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| 76 | Dr. Roy | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Roy
Joke Roy makes about Brian not needing a shrink and just needing a night out looking for girls with Roy.
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| 77 | Dr. Seymour Butts | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Seymour Butts
Doctor.
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| 78 | Dr. Toshiro Yashahara | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Toshiro Yashahara
The person Joe impersonates when he and Helen crash somebody's wedding at the Sconset Inn.
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| 79 | Dumped | Literature | Poetry |
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Dumped
The name of the poem that Joe performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.
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| 80 | Ed's Freight and Storage | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Ed's Freight and Storage
Company Fay tells Joe is going to make a late 8 o'clock delivery that he thinks is going to be his surprise birthday party.
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| 81 | El Presidente | Products | Products-misc |
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El Presidente
The best casket available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 82 | The Fancy Lady | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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The Fancy Lady
Strip club Roy tells his mother where he met his girlfriend, who is being played by Helen.
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| 83 | Fat Tony's Meatball Dream House | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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Fat Tony's Meatball Dream House
One of Roy's favorite restaurants, mentioned.
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| 84 | Fay's Bran Muffin | Menu | Menu Items |
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Fay's Bran Muffin
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 85 | The Feeding Frenzy | Menu | Menu Items |
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The Feeding Frenzy
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.
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| 86 | The Fiesta | Menu | Sandwiches |
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The Fiesta
A style of "big sandwich" Roy mentions - one of the styles that Roy thought Joe and Brian would get for Fay's retirement party. They got the Cordova.
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| 87 | First National Bank of Nantucket | Financial Companies | Banks |
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First National Bank of Nantucket
Joe and Brian's father leaves them a key to a safe deposit box in the First National Bank of Nantucket.
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| 88 | Forest Hump | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Forest Hump
Skin flick Roy's friends are filming in the woods that he wants Lowell to invest in when he inherits some money. Porn parody version of Forrest Gump.
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| 89 | Fred Gardner, Professional Simon Says In... | Services | Services-misc |
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Fred Gardner, Professional Simon Says Instructor
Guy courting Roy's mom at her retirement home.
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| 90 | Fugitives from Justice | Video | TV-Police |
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Fugitives from Justice
Brian watches a crime TV show called Fugitives From Justice hosted by Maury Povich that profiles a serial killer called The Culinary Killer, a woman that kills her boarders and looks like Faye.
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| 91 | G-25 Space Compass | Technology | Electronics |
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G-25 Space Compass
Electronic device Lowell mentions.
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| 92 | Gangway | Menu | Menu Items |
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Gangway
Flavor of hot sauce served at Lowell's favorite wings place. They serve hot, extra hot and gangway.
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| 93 | The Getaway House | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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The Getaway House
Hotel where Helen's boyfriend stays.
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| 94 | Gravitational Flux Monitor | Technology | Electronics |
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Gravitational Flux Monitor
One of the devices that the UFO hunters bring up on the plane with them when Brian and Joe take them up to look for UFOs.
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| 95 | Hackett Flight Academy | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Hackett Flight Academy
Flight school Joe starts when Helen wants to learn to fly.
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| 96 | Hanley's Jewelry Store | Apparel | Jewelry Stores |
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Hanley's Jewelry Store
Jewelry store Antonio sees get robbed.
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| 97 | Harbor House | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Harbor House
Location of Brian and Casey's surprise engagement party for Joe and Helen.
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| 98 | Heart of the Jungle | Video | Movies-misc |
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Heart of the Jungle
Movie.
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| 99 | Heaven Is a Place Called You | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Heaven Is a Place Called You
Song by Country music mother and daughter duo The Todds.
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| 100 | Helen Chapel, Rock Cellist | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Helen Chapel, Rock Cellist
Helen becomes a famous rock cellist in her story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids.
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| 101 | Helen Meets Her Dream Guy | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Helen Meets Her Dream Guy
Joke Brian makes when he hires a actor to portray Helen's dream guy... "Get ready for the new smash play by Brian Hackett"
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| 102 | Helen's Doo Wop Diner | Dining | Diners |
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Helen's Doo Wop Diner
Helen changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.
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| 103 | Helen's Hashbrowns | Menu | Menu Items |
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Helen's Hashbrowns
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 104 | Helen's Taste of Tokyo | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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Helen's Taste of Tokyo
Restaurant.
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| 105 | Helen's Taste of Tokyo Cafe | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Helen's Taste of Tokyo Cafe
Helen changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.
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| 106 | Hennessy Bar | Nightlife | Bars |
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Hennessy Bar
Bar mentioned.
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| 107 | Hickey's | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Hickey's
Hottest singles bar on the island according to Antonio, who recommends it to a nun.
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| 108 | Hosemaster | Home Furnishing | Vacuum Cleaners |
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Hosemaster
Brand of vacuum cleaner with patented whisper drive that Joe buys.
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| 109 | Hosemaster 2000 | Home Furnishing | Vacuum Cleaners |
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Hosemaster 2000
The latest Hosemaster vacuum cleaner model - better than the one that Joe buys.
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| 110 | The Hotel Roy | Travel | Hotels |
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The Hotel Roy
Roy: "You've been hanging out with those low-rent guys and now you're finally ready to check in to the Hotel Roy." Alex: "Oh yeah, the Hotel Roy, that's the big hotel where the elevator's too small and it never goes up."
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| 111 | How to Render a Man Helpless with Your T... | Education | Classes |
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How to Render a Man Helpless with Your Thumb
Class Casey considers taking at the local college.
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| 112 | Ice Tray | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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Ice Tray
Rapper that sings the national anthem at a Boston Red Sox game.
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| 113 | Idi Amini Martini | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Idi Amini Martini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar, named after Idi Amin Dada Oumee, the Ugandan president from 1971 to 1979.
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| 114 | Ignito Vector Overdrive | Technology | Power Supplies |
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Ignito Vector Overdrive
Device that Cliff from Cheers points out to Norm on the Sandpiper Air plane before it takes off from Boston.
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| 115 | Iguana Airlines | Travel | Airlines |
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Iguana Airlines
Airline Brian used to fly for.
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| 116 | International Society of Masochists | Healthcare | Support Groups |
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International Society of Masochists
Interesting group of folks that Casey invites to Nantucket.
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| 117 | Ionization Counter | Technology | Electronics |
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Ionization Counter
One of the devices that the UFO hunters bring up on the plane with them when Brian and Joe take them up to look for UFOs.
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| 118 | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Do... | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Martini
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar, referencing "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini", the novelty song from the 1950s popularized by Brian Hyland in 1960.
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| 119 | It's a Sad World Ride | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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It's a Sad World Ride
Brian's nickname of the Single Mingle event where they get trapped during a rainstorm.
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| 120 | Jamaica Honeymoon | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Jamaica Honeymoon
Magazine at Joe and Helen's hotel in Jamaica.
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| 121 | Jiffy Cleaners | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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Jiffy Cleaners
Dry cleaner. "We're on the spot"
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| 122 | Joey-o's | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Joey-o's
Joe's cereal brand from Joe's story about the future that the gang finds in their time capsule from when they were kids. "The breakfast of Joe."
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| 123 | The Just Washed Inn | Travel | Inns |
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The Just Washed Inn
Motel where Antonio stays when he lies about getting back together with his ex-girlfriend.
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| 124 | King Arthur's Bar & Grill | Dining | Bar and Grills |
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King Arthur's Bar & Grill
Restaurant where Alex gets a job as a waitress/serving wench to make ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 125 | Klezewski's Shoe Repair | Services | Repair Services |
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Klezewski's Shoe Repair
Shoe repair service the gang mentions on their treasure hunt.
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| 126 | The Knight and Castle | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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The Knight and Castle
Bar Lowell mentions being at and wondering where all the good women are, when Brian explains that it's a gay hangout.
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| 127 | Knobs N' Things | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Knobs N' Things
After their house burns down, Helen and Joe meet with an insurance agent to review their claim. They don't have any receipts, so when the agent asks where Helen bought her TV, she makes up the electronics store name Laser Discs N' Stuff. Joe tries to help, adding that it's located by that furniture store Knobs N' Things.
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| 128 | La Maison | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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La Maison
Restaurant from multiple Episodes.
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| 129 | La Mezere | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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La Mezere
Restaurant in Paris where Brian eats with the woman he meets and almost marries in a skydiving ceremony.
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| 130 | La Trouvaille | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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La Trouvaille
Boston restaurant Brian mentions.
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| 131 | Laser Discs N' Stuff | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Laser Discs N' Stuff
After their house burns down, Helen and Joe meet with an insurance agent to review their claim. They don't have any receipts, so when the agent asks where Helen bought her TV, she makes up the electronics store name Laser Discs N' Stuff. Joe tries to help, adding that it's located by that furniture store Knobs N' Things.
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| 132 | The Laundro-Mate | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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The Laundro-Mate
Combination laundromat/singles bar, one of the hippest new places in Boston.
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| 133 | Lawson's Hardware | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Lawson's Hardware
Hardware store that Lowell calls but then forgets why he called.
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| 134 | The Left-Bank Cafe | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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The Left-Bank Cafe
Helen suggests Roy take his Russian mail-order bride to The Left-Bank Cafe, but he takes her his favorite place, Casa Kielbasa instead.
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| 135 | Leo's Sludge and Septic | Maintenance | Plumbing Services |
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Leo's Sludge and Septic
The sponsor of Phantom of the Oprah play.
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| 136 | Lesbian Studies | Education | Classes |
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Lesbian Studies
Class Casey considers taking at the local college.
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| 137 | Les' Diner | Dining | Diners |
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Les' Diner
Diner that Joe buys and turns into a martini bar.
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| 138 | Lexington's | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Lexington's
Fancy restaurant from multiple Episodes.
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| 139 | Life: Grab It, It's Yours | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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Life: Grab It, It's Yours
Book by John Gold.
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| 140 | The Lobster Bucket | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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The Lobster Bucket
When Antonio sees Brian hurting after his five mile run, he says, "Don't tell me you ate at the Lobster Bucket!"
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| 141 | Lou and Harry's Delicatessen  | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Lou and Harry's Delicatessen
The name of the deli owned by the brothers that haven't talked in years that end up over at Joe and Brian's house on Christmas Eve.
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| 142 | Love at 30,000 Feet | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Love at 30,000 Feet
Roy's unfinished novel. Original title: Ocupado.
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| 143 | Lowell Kabob | Menu | Menu Items |
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Lowell Kabob
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.
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| 144 | Lowell Mather's House O' Wax | Entertainment | Museums |
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Lowell Mather's House O' Wax
Wax museum Lowell buys when he inherits some money.
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| 145 | Lowell Melt | Menu | Menu Items |
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Lowell Melt
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.
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| 146 | Lowell Slaw | Menu | Menu Items |
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Lowell Slaw
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends in - and leaves it up to Lowell to come up with his. he brainstorms several options.
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| 147 | Madame Wacko | Services | Psychic Services |
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Madame Wacko
Roy's nickname for Fay when she reads tarot cards.
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| 148 | Madame Zola | Services | Psychic Services |
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Madame Zola
Antonio's psychic that reads the bumps on his head.
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| 149 | Madame Zorco | Services | Psychic Services |
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Madame Zorco
Brian's nickname for Fay when she reads tarot cards.
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| 150 | Maine State Symphony | Performing Arts | Music-Orchestra |
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Maine State Symphony
Symphony Helen auditions for. She gets the job, but then loses it because the Symphony's funding is pulled.
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| 151 | Marsha's Boutique | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Marsha's Boutique
Where Helen apparently told somebody Alex's secret about posing for Playboy back in college.
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| 152 | Martini Navratilova | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Martini Navratilova
Martini that Helen and Joe come up with for the menu at Brian's new martini bar, named after Martina Navratilova, the Czechoslovakian-American tennis player.
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| 153 | The Mary Pat Lee Show | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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The Mary Pat Lee Show
Talk show from multiple Episodes.
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| 154 | Massage-o-metic 'Oh Baby' Vibrating Cab ... | Vehicles | Automotive Products |
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Massage-o-metic 'Oh Baby' Vibrating Cab Seat
Product Antonio jokes about creating.
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| 155 | Maynard and Jocko | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Maynard and Jocko
Ventriloquist act.
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| 156 | Meatsicle | Food | Meat |
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Meatsicle
Joke makes about Lowell being the inventor of when Lowell goes vegetarian.
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| 157 | Mercenary Monthly | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Mercenary Monthly
Magazine the reporter that comes to Nantucket to interview Joe used to write for.
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| 158 | Mexican Jumping Bean Bag Chair | Home Furnishing | Furniture |
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Mexican Jumping Bean Bag Chair
Furniture that rearranges itself that Lowell's friend Weeb invented.
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| 159 | Mike's Cafe | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Mike's Cafe
Cafe the gang passes on their treasure hunt.
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| 160 | Minneapolis Philharmonic | Performing Arts | Music-Orchestra |
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Minneapolis Philharmonic
A famous orchestra conductor visits Nantucket.
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| 161 | Moby Shake | Menu | Shakes |
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Moby Shake
Menu item at Ahab's Fast Food restaurant where Kenny works.
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| 162 | Monsieur Cheese Pot | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances |
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Monsieur Cheese Pot
Electric cheese melter - the gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday.
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| 163 | Mr. Dull Man | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Mr. Dull Man
Joke Brian makes about Joe's wardrobe.
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| 164 | Murray's Institute of Tools | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Murray's Institute of Tools
Lowell's alma mater, also known as MIT.
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| 165 | My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins | Literature | Books-Children |
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My Big Buddy by Roy Biggins
Roy's children's book, a heartwarming story of Ray Wiggins, a husky misunderstood youngster who learns to overcome the hurtful taunts of his nasty and emaciated classmates.
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| 166 | My Lover | Literature | Poetry |
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My Lover
The name of the poem that Courtney Blake, Joe's new 19 year old girlfriend, performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.
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| 167 | Nantucket Hair and Nails | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Nantucket Hair and Nails
Hair salon mentioned.
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| 168 | Nantucket Helicopter Tours | Travel | Tours |
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Nantucket Helicopter Tours
New business on the island.
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| 169 | The Nantucket Herald | Media | Newspapers-Heralds |
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The Nantucket Herald
Local newspaper mentioned in various Episodes.
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| 170 | Nantucket Memorial Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Nantucket Memorial Hospital
Hospital Fay mentions.
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| 171 | Nantucket Realty | Services | Realty Services |
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Nantucket Realty
Roy's realty company that accepts offer from Jack Nicholson for Roy's beachfront property - actually a joke Brian plays on him.
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| 172 | Nantucket String Quartet | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Nantucket String Quartet
Music group Helen auditions for.
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| 173 | Nanturkey Burger | Menu | Burgers |
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Nanturkey Burger
Menu item at Helen's lunch counter.
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| 174 | The Nor'easter | Home Furnishing | House Models |
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The Nor'easter
Style of prefabricated home sold by the company Pre-Fabulous Housing.
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| 175 | Old Seabrook Clam Chowder | Food | Soup |
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Old Seabrook Clam Chowder
Brand of clam chowder.
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| 176 | Ollie Anderson's Little Taste of Oslo | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Ollie Anderson's Little Taste of Oslo
Restaurant.
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| 177 | Ollie's Drugs | Retail | Drugstores |
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Ollie's Drugs
Drugstore Brian mentions.
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| 178 | Pavement, Bloody Pavement | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Pavement, Bloody Pavement
Traffic film Antonio mentions watching at driving school.
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| 179 | Perigelli's Chocolates | Food | Candy |
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Perigelli's Chocolates
Brand of chocolates that Antonio buys for Roy when he joins him for dinner on Christmas Eve.
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| 180 | Phantom of the Oprah | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Phantom of the Oprah
A play about a deranged ex-producer of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
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| 181 | Pilgrim Rent a Car | Vehicles | Vehicle Rental |
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Pilgrim Rent a Car
Rental car service at the airport.
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| 182 | The Pocket Knish | Menu | Menu Items |
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The Pocket Knish
Menu item created by Lou and Harry for their delicatessen.
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| 183 | The Ponderosa | Products | Products-misc |
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The Ponderosa
The best funeral plot available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 184 | Pontrelli's | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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Pontrelli's
Italian restaurant where Helen and Joe went on their first date.
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| 185 | Poppo the Clown | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Poppo the Clown
A celebrity clown that visits Nantucket.
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| 186 | Poppo's Ragtime Band | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Poppo's Ragtime Band
A celebrity clown's musical act mentioned.
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| 187 | Princess Casey | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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Princess Casey
Stuart and Casey's yacht.
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| 188 | Pulp Vixen | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Pulp Vixen
Movie about two mob hit-vixens, both packing 38s. One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of Pulp Fiction.
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| 189 | Quigley's Market | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Quigley's Market
Grocery store Fay mentions.
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| 190 | The Rainbow Room | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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The Rainbow Room
The name of a restaurant Helen says Davis will be taking her to when she gets to New York before he cancels on her.
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| 191 | Real Way Run and Carpet Cleaner | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Real Way Run and Carpet Cleaner
Cleaning product Helen's old teacher tries to sell her, when she comes over to Helen's house, when all Helen wants to do is talk about Don Quixote, the book her teacher had been disappointed in her for not reading back in high school.
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| 192 | Real Way Spot Remover | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Real Way Spot Remover
Cleaning product Helen's old teacher tries to sell her, when she comes over to Helen's house, when all Helen wants to do is talk about Don Quixote, the book her teacher had been disappointed in her for not reading back in high school.
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| 193 | Red Planet, Blue Skin | Literature | Books-Sci Fi |
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Red Planet, Blue Skin
Book about aliens that Ray and Fay discuss.
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| 194 | Rico's Fish Hut | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Rico's Fish Hut
The only other job offer - standing outside in an oyster costume - that Brian says he had besides the security guard position he takes at a bank to pay back the IRS.
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| 195 | Right This Way | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Right This Way
The name of the book that Fay's date Lyle is writing - a former maitre d of 35 years at one of the finest restaurants in New York.
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| 196 | Robin Hood and His Merry Women | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Robin Hood and His Merry Women
Nudie flick mentioned.
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| 197 | Rob's Kabobs | Dining | Fast Food |
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Rob's Kabobs
Investment opportunity that Roy offers Brian. According to Roy, it's "The hottest new investment of the 90s". According to the brochure, "if you skewer it, they will come."
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| 198 | The Romance Connection | Services | Dating Services |
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The Romance Connection
Video dating service the gang all utilizes.
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| 199 | The Roy Biggins Corporation | Companies | Companies-misc |
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The Roy Biggins Corporation
From joke Roy makes: "Roy Biggins doesn't pay for it. The Roy Biggins Corporation does."
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| 200 | The Roy Jumbo Turkey Leg | Menu | Menu Items |
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The Roy Jumbo Turkey Leg
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends. Roy objects to his menu item being a turkey leg and requests a salad instead.
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| 201 | The Roy Salad | Menu | Menu Items |
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The Roy Salad
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 202 | Rudy's Gym | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Rudy's Gym
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| 203 | Saddle Up | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Saddle Up
Brian's cologne.
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| 204 | Samurai Theater | Video | Movies-Action |
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Samurai Theater
Japanese movie Joe puts on to cheer Brian up.
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| 205 | Samurai Without a Name | Video | Movies-Action |
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Samurai Without a Name
Japanese movie Brian brings home to watch when Joe and Helen want the place to themselves.
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| 206 | Sandpiper Airlines | Travel | Airlines |
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Sandpiper Airlines
Joe and Brian Hackett's airline.
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| 207 | Scarpacci School of Economics | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Scarpacci School of Economics
Joke Antonio makes when he's trying to help Casey with her finances. Motto: "Hey - why pay?"
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| 208 | Sconset Inn | Travel | Inns |
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Sconset Inn
Hotel where Joe and Helen are considering having their wedding, so they crash somebody else's wedding to check it out.
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| 209 | Sconson High Tattler | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Sconson High Tattler
Joe's old high school newspaper that comes to interview him.
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| 210 | Sea Shanty | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Sea Shanty
Restaurant where Lowell takes Helen out to eat.
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| 211 | Shattered, Fatal, Broken Promises | Video | Movies-misc |
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Shattered, Fatal, Broken Promises
Movie Antonio says he's going to watch when he's depressed.
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| 212 | Shwarma Electronics | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Shwarma Electronics
Where Carlton's nephew is the top stereo salesman in the heart of midtown Manhattan.
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| 213 | Siasconset High School | Education | High Schools |
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Siasconset High School
Roy's gay son's high school.
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| 214 | Siasconset High School Whalers | Education | High Schools |
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Siasconset High School Whalers
Joe and Brian's old high school, mentioned.
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| 215 | Siasconset Seafood Co. | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Siasconset Seafood Co.
Where Helen gets a second job to be able buy a new cello.
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| 216 | Singles Mingle | Services | Dating Services |
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Singles Mingle
Singles event the whole gang attends. "A magical night that could change your life forever."
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| 217 | Skoogaritas | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Skoogaritas
Al Skoog, the attorney that Joe hires to oversee the dissolution of his partnership with Brian says he also owns a bar that serves "Skoogaritas"
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| 218 | Sloppy Joe Hackett | Menu | Menu Items |
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Sloppy Joe Hackett
After visiting restaurants in Boston with menu items named after celebrities, Helen decides to rename her menu items after her friends.
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| 219 | Snitkin, Snitkin and Katz | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Snitkin, Snitkin and Katz
Law firm that served Casey her divorce papers.
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| 220 | Stop N Shop | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Stop N Shop
Convenience store.
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| 221 | A Streetcar Named Donahue | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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A Streetcar Named Donahue
Play from joke Brian makes about Phantom of the Oprah, a play about a deranged ex-producer of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
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| 222 | Stuart-a-cocc-a-miyacin | Products | Medicine |
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Stuart-a-cocc-a-miyacin
The name of the vaccine that Casey lies and says she created in her husband's memory - the one that was mauled by lions - after going back to medical school - a lie she tells to impress her old cheerleading squad at the high school reunion.
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| 223 | Supertanker | Menu | Menu Items |
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Supertanker
Seafood platter at Captain Andy's.
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| 224 | SurfChopper E-3000 | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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SurfChopper E-3000
Brand of jet ski in Lowell's hallucination after the plane crash.
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| 225 | The Taj Mahal | Products | Products-misc |
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The Taj Mahal
The best mausoleum available at the mortuary where Antonio worked in a flashback about how he made ends meet during the off season in Nantucket.
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| 226 | Taste of Warsaw | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Taste of Warsaw
Restaurant where Brian, Roy and Roy's hot cousin go out to eat.
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| 227 | Tater Time | Food | Food-misc |
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Tater Time
French Fry vending machine business opportunity Antonio proposes to Lowell when he inherits some money.
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| 228 | Tequila Nights | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Tequila Nights
Book by Brian's buddy Danny Quinn about their adventures picking girls in the Caribbean.
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| 229 | Terminal Life | Literature | Poetry |
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Terminal Life
The name of the poem that Lowell performs at The Cup, the local college campus coffee house.
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| 230 | Theater Beat | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Theater Beat
Theater review news show from joke Brian makes about Roy.
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| 231 | The Thing I Use to Peek Around Corners a... | Products | Products-misc |
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The Thing I Use to Peek Around Corners and Look at Birds With
Faye's invention.
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| 232 | Tijuana Tuna Melt | Menu | Menu Items |
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Tijuana Tuna Melt
New Mexican-themed menu option Helen introduces when she changes up her lunch counter to compete with the new airport lunch cart.
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| 233 | The Tin Whistle | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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The Tin Whistle
Local bar where Brian hangs out.
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| 234 | The Todds | Performing Arts | Music-Country |
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The Todds
Country music mother and daughter duo that flies Sandpiper Airlines.
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| 235 | Tom Nevers Field | Travel | Airports |
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Tom Nevers Field
The show's Tom Nevers Field was actually Nantucket Airport. Other island sites were used in exterior shots.
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| 236 | Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse
When Fay goes to work for Roy, she reserves a table for him at Fat Tony's Meatball Dreamhouse.
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| 237 | Totally Nude Nudes | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Totally Nude Nudes
Strip club where Helen works in New York City when she breaks up with Joe.
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| 238 | Toujours | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Toujours
French perfume - gift Joe buys Helen for her birthday.
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| 239 | Transitions | Healthcare | Support Groups |
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Transitions
Senior support group Helen and Brian attend to address Helen's anger problem.
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| 240 | The Traumatic Head Injury | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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The Traumatic Head Injury
Mixed drink Brian says the bar Basil's named for him.
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| 241 | Turtle Shoals Resort | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Turtle Shoals Resort
Golf resort.
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| 242 | Uncle Fun Time's Petting Zoo | Entertainment | Zoos |
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Uncle Fun Time's Petting Zoo
Location of Roy's last birthday party.
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| 243 | The Uncle Hippity-hop Show | Video | TV-Children |
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The Uncle Hippity-hop Show
Children's show Brian was on when he was a child - where he says he accidentally went to the bathroom in the carrot patch.
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| 244 | Unified General Insurance | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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Unified General Insurance
Joe's insurance company.
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| 245 | Valley of the Vixens | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Valley of the Vixens
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of Valley of the Dolls.
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| 246 | A Vixen Runs Through It | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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A Vixen Runs Through It
One of the porn movies that Antonio brings to Joe's bachelor party at Al's Crapshoot Hotel - parody of A River Runs Through It.
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| 247 | Warren Banks, Attorney at Law | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Warren Banks, Attorney at Law
The lawyer that Lowell hires to handle his divorce from Bunny. "He's the best"
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| 248 | Whales | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Whales
Restaurant serving a pancake breakfast, mentioned.
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| 249 | Whispering Pines Mortuary | Services | Funeral Homes |
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Whispering Pines Mortuary
Mortuary Antonio worked for in a flashback. Their slogan: "We'll put you under without putting you under".
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| 250 | Whitewood Insurance | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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Whitewood Insurance
Insurance company investigating Brian's house burning down.
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| 251 | Wind Surfer Ferry Lines | Travel | Maritime Transport |
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Wind Surfer Ferry Lines
Ferry Line that Fay goes to work for after retiring from Sandpiper.
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| 252 | Wolverton Gallery | Arts | Art Galleries |
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Wolverton Gallery
Gallery where Lowell almost has his first art show.
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| 253 | WWEN | Video | TV-News |
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WWEN
Local news from multiple Episodes.
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| 254 | Y.M. Burg | Services | Architects |
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Y.M. Burg
Famous architect that offers to build Joe and Helen's new house. Not aware of how famous he is, they turn him down. He does end up designing a house for them that looks like the number 7, which they don't want, but are afraid to tell him. When he's not able to build that house due to codes and regulations, he designs another one for them that they love, but they piss him off and he destroys the plans.
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| 255 | Yankee Doodle Donuts | Food | Donut Shops |
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Yankee Doodle Donuts
The name of a donut shop Helen mentions Joe taking her to when they were dating.
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| 256 | Yankee Doodle Lawyers | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Yankee Doodle Lawyers
Joke Joe makes, referencing local beauty parlor Yankee Doodle Scissors.
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| 257 | Yankee Doodle Scissors | Personal Care | Beauty Salons |
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Yankee Doodle Scissors
Local beauty parlor where Helen gets her hair done.
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| 258 | Yard Demon 742 | Home Furnishing | Landscaping Tools |
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Yard Demon 742
Leaf blower Antonio's neighbor uses that keeps waking him up, known in the trade as the Big Bad Wolf.
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