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| 1 | 1-900-1-PHD-Girls  | Services | Party Lines |
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1-900-1-PHD-Girls
Phone sex line.
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| 2 | AAA Escort Service | Services | Sex Services |
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AAA Escort Service
Company in Jay's little black book.
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| 3 | ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup
Parody of NBC's Must See TV Thursday night lineup.
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| 4 | Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective
Movie starring Jim Carrey.
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| 5 | Adolph Hitmaker | Services | Consultants |
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Adolph Hitmaker
Personal Image Consultant.
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| 6 | Air Cuba | Travel | Airlines |
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Air Cuba
Airline.
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| 7 | All-nude Nixon Revue | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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All-nude Nixon Revue
Show featured at Phillipsland.
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| 8 | Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story
Movie about Jon Lovitz.
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| 9 | Apocalypse Wow | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Apocalypse Wow
New musical by Francis Ford Coppola.
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| 10 | Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver
Movie starring Dudley Moore, sequel to Arthur.
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| 11 | The Bad News Mets | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Bad News Mets
Movie starring Tony Curtis.
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| 12 | Badger Blaster | Maintenance | Pest Control Products |
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Badger Blaster
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"
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| 13 | Bag Boys N the Hood | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Bag Boys N the Hood
Movie featuring kickboxing grocery store bag boys.
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| 14 | Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture
Movie starring Marlon Brando as Barney.
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| 15 | Batman 3  | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Batman 3
Movie, Batman sequel.
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| 16 | The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour
TV show beating Jay in the ratings.
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| 17 | Bernie Wasserman  | Services | Talent Agencies |
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Bernie Wasserman
Talent Agent & Bail Bonds: "Either way we get 10%"
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| 18 | Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half... | Video | Movies-Crime |
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Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half 2
Tonight, Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry in Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half 2.
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| 19 | Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.
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| 20 | Black Men Can't Bowl | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Black Men Can't Bowl
Movie.
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| 21 | Bloat Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Bloat Beer
Beer product seen in various episodes.
 
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| 22 | Blotto Bros. Wine | Beverage Products | Wine |
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Blotto Bros. Wine
Wine commercial starring Orson Welles.
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| 23 | Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead
Movie.
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| 24 | Bob's Kebabs | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Bob's Kebabs
Restaurant in New York.
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| 25 | The Bodyguard 2 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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The Bodyguard 2
New movie starring Kevin Costner and the Three Tenors.
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| 26 | Brown Acres | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Brown Acres
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.
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| 27 | Bubba Gump Shrimp Company | Dining | Restaurants-Seafood |
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Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
Forrest Gump's restaurant mentioned in the sequel to Forrest Gump called Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder.
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| 28 | Camp Mahasapateeya | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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Camp Mahasapateeya
Fat camp for adults and kids.
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| 29 | Carlton Intercontinental | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Carlton Intercontinental
Fancy hotel.
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| 30 | Celebrity Autopsy | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Celebrity Autopsy
TV show hosted by William Shatner.
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| 31 | Celebrity Inquirer | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Celebrity Inquirer
Celebrity news magazine from various episodes.
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| 32 | Channel 67 | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 67
TV station that airs Jay's show.
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| 33 | The Cheer Up Marty Store | Retail | Gift Shops |
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The Cheer Up Marty Store
Store at the mall that doesn't open until June 1997.
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| 34 | Chicken | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Chicken
Film starring Jack Nicholson as a were-chicken. Parody of Wolf. "Cock-a-doodle do baby."
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| 35 | Chicken Hut | Dining | Fast Food-Chicken |
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Chicken Hut
Fast food chicken place.
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| 36 | The Chicken Shack | Dining | Fast Food-Chicken |
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The Chicken Shack
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.
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| 37 | Children of a Lesser Godzilla | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Children of a Lesser Godzilla
Movie.
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| 38 | Club Manhole | Nightlife | Clubs |
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Club Manhole
Nightclub.
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| 39 | The Cockroach King | Video | Movies-Children |
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The Cockroach King
Disney movie starring Howard Stern.
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| 40 | Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman
Jay's TV show.
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| 41 | Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Little Knothead
New version of Jay's TV show.
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| 42 | Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab... | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Mr. Knothead
Film review program.
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| 43 | Coming Attractions with Rex Reed | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Coming Attractions with Rex Reed
New name of Jay's show after he quits protesting being forced to advertise chewing tobacco.
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| 44 | Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House | Video | TV-Police |
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Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House
TV show.
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| 45 | Couch Potato Chips | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Couch Potato Chips
Potato chip brand.
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| 46 | The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman St... | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman Story
Fox original TV movie.
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| 47 | Crapple | Beverage Products | Juice |
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Crapple
Snapple's unsuccessful competitor.
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| 48 | Crocodile Gandhi | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Crocodile Gandhi
Movie starring Jay's Australian friend - Crocodile Dundee meets Gandhi.
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| 49 | Crocodile Ghandi Part II | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Crocodile Ghandi Part II
Movie mashing up Crocodile Dundee and Ghandi, starring Jay's Austraiian friend Jeremy. Jeremy: Jay, sequels allow you to be creative. Why, in crocodile Gandhi: Part II, they allowed me to do my kirk Douglas impression... "The past is over. Now I'm gonna fill your bellies with lead."
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| 50 | Cryogenics Institute | Healthcare | Cryogenics |
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Cryogenics Institute
"Home of the corpuscle"
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| 51 | Cyrus Tompkins | Performing Arts | Singer-Songwriters |
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Cyrus Tompkins
A singer and Alice Tompkins' ex-husband.
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| 52 | D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial
Movie. Parody of E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.
 
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| 53 | Daily News | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Daily News
Newspaper, from various episodes.
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| 54 | Darkness Before Dawn | Video | Movies-misc |
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Darkness Before Dawn
Jay's screenplay.
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| 55 | Days of Beer and Chundering | Video | TV-Specials |
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Days of Beer and Chundering
After school special starring Jay's Australian friend.
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| 56 | The Death Mobile | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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The Death Mobile
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's car.
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| 57 | Death of a Salesman | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Death of a Salesman
Stage production starring the cast of Seinfeld.
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| 58 | Delightful Children's Books | Companies | Publishing Companies |
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Delightful Children's Books
Publishing company. "A division of Scumco"
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| 59 | Dennis the Menace II Society | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Dennis the Menace II Society
Movie.
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| 60 | The Dirty Dozen | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Dirty Dozen
Remake of the original movie, this time starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis.
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| 61 | The Dirty Immigrant | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Dirty Immigrant
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.
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| 62 | Disco Inferno | Nightlife | Nightlife-Dancing |
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Disco Inferno
Dance club from the movie Pope Fiction.
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| 63 | Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways... | Literature | Books-Reference |
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Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways to Save the Planet
Book.
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| 64 | Dr. Goldfarb | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Dr. Goldfarb
Plastic surgeon.
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| 65 | Dr. Krekorian | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Krekorian
Suicide Doctor and parody of Jack Kevorkian.
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| 66 | Dr. Martin Harvey | Healthcare | Therapy |
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Dr. Martin Harvey
Jay's Psychiatrist that he takes his son Marty to see. "We put the pro in Prozac"
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| 67 | Dr. No Means No | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Dr. No Means No
Movie - sequel to On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service, a politically correct version of James Bond.
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| 68 | Dr. Strangelovitz | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Dr. Strangelovitz
Movie starring Jon Lovitz.
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| 69 | The Drink 'n' Drive Inn | Travel | Inns |
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The Drink 'n' Drive Inn
Location of Jay's party that no one shows up to.
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| 70 | The Dryer Channel | Video | TV Stations |
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The Dryer Channel
What's winning Jay's time slot - it's a clothes dryer going around and around and around.
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| 71 | Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute | Research Institutes | Institutes |
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Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute
"We use nuclear technology to grow fresher tomatoes, bigger carrots and potatoes that play the bagpipes"
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| 72 | Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents | Entertainment | Museum Halls |
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Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents
Museum featured at Phillipsland.
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| 73 | Duke Phillips' Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Duke Phillips' Hospital
Hospital owned by Duke Phillips. "All hail Duke. Duke is Life."
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| 74 | Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waff... | Dining | Fast Food-Chicken |
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Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.
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| 75 | Duke Phillips' Pre-school | Education | Primary Schools |
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Duke Phillips' Pre-school
Pre-school "Built on a Dare"
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| 76 | Edward Plungerhands | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Edward Plungerhands
Latest Tim Burton movie.
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| 77 | El Toupee | Retail | Beauty Supply Stores |
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El Toupee
Toupee store Jay visits in L.A.
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| 78 | Electric Football | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Electric Football
A Ken Burns documentary about an electrical football game.
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| 79 | English for Cabdrivers | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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English for Cabdrivers
Low rated early morning cable TV show Jay takes over after he gets fired from his show.
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| 80 | Escape from the Big Apple | Media | Video Games |
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Escape from the Big Apple
Arcade game Jay plays with his son.
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| 81 | Every Which Way But Lucid | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Every Which Way But Lucid
Movie starring Clint Eastwood.
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| 82 | F | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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F
Movie - The story of Malcolm Forbes, a Spike Lee film. Parody of X.
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| 83 | Family Affair: The Motion Picture | Video | Movies-misc |
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Family Affair: The Motion Picture
Film starring Marlon Brando as Mr. French.
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| 84 | Family Feud: The Movie | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Family Feud: The Movie
Movie.
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| 85 | FAO Snorts | Retail | Drugstores |
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FAO Snorts
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 86 | Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys
Clothing store Jay takes his son Morty to in order to change their images.
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| 87 | The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked | Literature | Books-Children |
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The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked
Childrens book by Jay's mother.
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| 88 | The Fat Little Pig | Literature | Books-Children |
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The Fat Little Pig
Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman.
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| 89 | A Few Good Monsters | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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A Few Good Monsters
Sequel to Interview with the Vampire.
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| 90 | A Few More Good Men | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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A Few More Good Men
Sequel to A Few Good Men, starring Jack Nicholson, Christian Slater.
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| 91 | Field of Dreams 2 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Field of Dreams 2
Sequel to Field of Dreams.
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| 92 | The First Action Hero | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The First Action Hero
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.
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| 93 | Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig | Technology | Electronics |
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Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"
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| 94 | Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
Sequel to Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks.
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| 95 | Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up
TV show line-up.
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| 96 | Franklin Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Franklin Cigarettes
Jay's parents' tobacco company. "Makers of Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes"
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| 97 | Frau Doubtfire | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Frau Doubtfire
Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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| 98 | Ghostbusters 3 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Ghostbusters 3
Sequel to Ghostbuster in which New York City is destroyed by an 80 foot Ed Koch.
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| 99 | Ghostchaser Underpants | Apparel | Underwear |
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Ghostchaser Underpants
Clothing product based on the Ghostchasers movie franchise the didn't sell very well.
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| 100 | Ghostchasers | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Ghostchasers
A parody of Ghostbusters.
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| 101 | Ghostchasers II | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Ghostchasers II
The sequel to the parody of Ghostbusters. Jay mentions when he's asked to write Ghostchasers 3: Why would I want to write that? I hated Ghostchasers 1 and 2!
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| 102 | Ghostchasers III | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Ghostchasers III
The sequel to the sequel of the parody of Ghostbusters that Jay is hired to write. "The sequel to the series to a movie that shouldn't have been made in the first place."
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| 103 | The Godfather Part Hooha | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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The Godfather Part Hooha
Al Pacino's next film. "Jay, I can't stop saying hooha. Please keep that in mind when you review my next film, The Godfather Part Hooha.
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| 104 | The Golden MSG | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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The Golden MSG
A restaurant in Chinatown seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 105 | Goodfellas 2 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Goodfellas 2
Sequel to Goodfellas.
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| 106 | The Gourmet Sinus | Retail | Drugstores |
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The Gourmet Sinus
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 107 | The Graduate | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Graduate
Stage production of the classic movie starring Jon Lovitz as Mrs. Robinson.
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| 108 | Guess Who's Coming to Dinner | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Remake of the classic movie starring Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson.
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| 109 | Guitar World | Performing Arts | Music Stores |
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Guitar World
Store at the mall. "Long haired draft dodger, proprietor"
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| 110 | G'day in the Life of Che Guevara | Video | Movies-misc |
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G'day in the Life of Che Guevara
Movie.
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| 111 | Hair in a Can | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Hair in a Can
Hair product Jay's makeup lady Doris uses, from various episodes.
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| 112 | The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little ... | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little Pig
Amusement park ride.
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| 113 | The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel
New Mel Brooks movie inspired by The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.
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| 114 | The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood
Adam West film.
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| 115 | The Hassidic Jeweler | Apparel | Jewelry Stores |
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The Hassidic Jeweler
A jewelry store seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 116 | Hee-Haw: The Next Generation | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Hee-Haw: The Next Generation
TV show, Hee Haw meets Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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| 117 | Herman's Prostate | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Herman's Prostate
Canceled TV show, parody of Herman's Head.
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| 118 | Hey Judo | Education | Martial Arts Schools |
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Hey Judo
Martial arts school that Jay takes his son to in order to boost his confidence.
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| 119 | Hindenburg Airways | Travel | Airlines |
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Hindenburg Airways
Airline Jay's parents take on their vacation.
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| 120 | The History of Western Meat | Literature | Books-History |
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The History of Western Meat
Book series. Volume one: Pressed Ham.
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| 121 | Hold the Mustard Gas | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Hold the Mustard Gas
Classic silent comedy from the 20s.
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| 122 | Home Alone 5 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Home Alone 5
Sequel to Home Alone.
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| 123 | Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless
Documentary about Jay Sherman.
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| 124 | Honey I Laminated the Kids | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Honey I Laminated the Kids
Family comedy.
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| 125 | Honey, I Ate the Kids | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Honey, I Ate the Kids
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.
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| 126 | Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Hospital
Generic hospital where Duke learns he has a fatal disease.
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| 127 | Howard Stern's End | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Howard Stern's End
Parody of Howard's End. Howard Stern buys Howard's End.
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| 128 | Hug Da Police | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Hug Da Police
Music album by Humphrey Hippo.
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| 129 | The Hug-In | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Hug-In
Live show at Radio City Music Hall starring Humphrey Hippo.
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| 130 | Humphrey Hippo | Video | TV-Children |
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Humphrey Hippo
Kids TV show starring a woman in a hippo suit, from various episodes.
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| 131 | Humphrey Hippo Cereal | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Humphrey Hippo Cereal
Breakfast cereal.
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| 132 | Hunch | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Hunch
"Get bent today" Andrew Lloyd Webber production of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sponsored by Toyota: The hatchback fit for a hunchback.
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| 133 | Ice Cream | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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Ice Cream
Generic ice cream parlor. "Kids with zits now on duty"
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| 134 | In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofi... | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofia
Another TV show on same network as Jay's show.
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| 135 | Incontinental Airlines | Travel | Airlines |
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Incontinental Airlines
Airline Jay's parents don't take on their vacation. They opt for Hindenburg Airlines instead.
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| 136 | Indecent Proposal II | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Indecent Proposal II
Sequel to Indecent Proposal.
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| 137 | International House of Couscous | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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International House of Couscous
Restaurant in Iraq.
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| 138 | I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice T... | Performing Arts | Albums |
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I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice Tompkins. You Heard Me, Alice Tompkins
Album by Alice Tompkins' ex-husband Cyrus Tompkins.
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| 139 | Jay Sherman Roach Spray | Maintenance | Pest Control Products |
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Jay Sherman Roach Spray
Pest control product - it makes roaches look like Jay Sherman.
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| 140 | Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder
Product Jay's stalker owns Newspaper.
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| 141 | Jay's Oil | Products | Medicine |
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Jay's Oil
Medicine Jay creates to cure Duke from his fatal disease.
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| 142 | JFK: Director's Cut | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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JFK: Director's Cut
Kevin Costner's movie, but with 8 hours of additional footage.
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| 143 | Johnny Stagger | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Johnny Stagger
Liquor the penguin flying the Hindenburg Airlines plane drinks.
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| 144 | Johnny Wrath | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Johnny Wrath
Lead singer of grunge band Nuns in a Blender.
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| 145 | Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors
Movie.
 
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| 146 | Kegger Party at Hanging Rock | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Kegger Party at Hanging Rock
Movie.
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| 147 | Kiss of Death | Video | Movies-Crime |
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Kiss of Death
Film compared to Basic Instinct.
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| 148 | Kittens | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Kittens
Play, presumably prequel to Cats.
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| 149 | The Less Than Perfect Storm | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Less Than Perfect Storm
A movie kind of like The Perfect Storm, but not quite as perfect.
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| 150 | Life at Our House | Video | Movies-misc |
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Life at Our House
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.
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| 151 | Linda Ronstadt International Airport | Travel | Airports |
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Linda Ronstadt International Airport
Airport.
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| 152 | Literacy R Us | Retail | Bookstores |
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Literacy R Us
Bookstore in the background.
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| 153 | Little Men | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Little Men
The sequel to Little Women, starring the littlest men in Hollywood Michael J. Fox, Dudley Moore and Joe Pesci.
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| 154 | The Living Will | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Living Will
Jay's parents' living will, narrated by Orson Welles.
 
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| 155 | L'Ane Riche | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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L'Ane Riche
Restaurant seen, from various episodes. also known as The Wealthy Jackass.
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| 156 | L'Artiste Est Morte | Video | Movies-misc |
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L'Artiste Est Morte
Jay's student film.
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| 157 | M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not th... | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not the Original Movie
Movie.
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| 158 | The Maggot King | Video | Movies-Children |
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The Maggot King
Disney's biggest dud to date.
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| 159 | The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice ... | Video | TV Stations |
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The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice Cube Tray Channel
TV channel.
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| 160 | Manhattan Liposuction Clinic | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Manhattan Liposuction Clinic
Liposuction clinic: "Over 50 million sucked"
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| 161 | Marty Sherman | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Marty Sherman
Jay's son Marty becomes a musician in the future.
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| 162 | Mattress in an Hour | Home Furnishing | Furniture Stores |
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Mattress in an Hour
Mattress store.
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| 163 | The Merchant of Venice Beach | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Merchant of Venice Beach
Parody of Merchant of Venice starring Keanu Reeves.
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| 164 | The Merchant of Venice | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Merchant of Venice
Movie starring Keanu Reeves that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.
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| 165 | Michael Jackson News Network | Video | TV-News Networks |
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Michael Jackson News Network
TV channel Jay watches.
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| 166 | Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Gir... | Education | Boarding Schools |
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Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Girls
Jay's sister's school.
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| 167 | Mopey Teen Magazine | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Mopey Teen Magazine
Magazine Jay's sister Margot reads.
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| 168 | More of the Best of Milton Belle's Priva... | Literature | Books-Humor |
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More of the Best of Milton Belle's Private Joke File
Book by Milton Berle.
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| 169 | Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed | Literature | Books-Children |
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Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed
Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce.
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| 170 | Mrs. Kim's Finishing School | Education | Boarding Schools |
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Mrs. Kim's Finishing School
School Jay mentions.
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| 171 | Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks | Food | Fish Products |
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Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks
The fishsticks that Orson Welles advertises.
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| 172 | Naples | Food | Baked Goods |
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Naples
Cookie brand Jay eats.
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| 173 | Neck Brace Mountain | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Neck Brace Mountain
Amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 174 | New York Chronicle | Media | Newspapers-Chronicles |
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New York Chronicle
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.
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| 175 | New York Film School | Education | Performing Arts Schools |
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New York Film School
"Lights, camera, unemployment!"
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| 176 | New York Obedience School | Pets | Pet Obedience Schools |
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New York Obedience School
Dog obedience school. We change "Doggie don't" into "Doggie do".
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| 177 | New York Produce Store | Food | Grocery Stores |
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New York Produce Store
Grocery store.
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| 178 | New York School for the Performance Arts | Education | High Schools |
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New York School for the Performance Arts
Where Jay went to school... As seen in the movie "Fame".
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| 179 | Newstone News | Video | TV-News |
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Newstone News
An old black and white TV news program from various episodes.
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| 180 | The Nightmare Before Hannukah | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Nightmare Before Hannukah
Tim Burton's latest film.
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| 181 | A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool | Education | Primary Schools |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny, featuring Freddy Krueger and the worm from Hell.
 
 
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| 182 | Nuns in a Blender | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Nuns in a Blender
The most relevant band on the grunge rock scene today.
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| 183 | Oh, Calcutta! | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Oh, Calcutta!
Music starring Sandra Bernhard and Lyle Lovett.
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| 184 | Oliver Twist Preschool | Education | Primary Schools |
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Oliver Twist Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny.
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| 185 | On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service
Movie - a politically correct version of James Bond.
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| 186 | P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S. | Services | Talent Agencies |
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P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
New talent agency formed by the merger of Preferred International Talent Brokers and United Labor Leading Specialists.
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| 187 | Parsley.com | Media | Websites |
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Parsley.com
The first business-to-business parsley provider.
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| 188 | Party Time Plastics | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Party Time Plastics
Company on truck when Jay's father advises him to go into trucking after he quits his show.
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| 189 | Pensa Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Pensa Cola
A monkey/prehistoric human buys a can of Pensa Cola, which looks an awful lot like a Pepsi, from a vending machine that looks like the monolith from 2001 in a movie clip Jay says stinks.
 
 
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| 190 | PhilipsLand | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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PhilipsLand
Amusement park. "The happiest place in New Jersey", "The home of that log ride that makes you look like you wet your pants".
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| 191 | Phillips Broadcasting | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Phillips Broadcasting
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| 192 | Phillips Detergent | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Phillips Detergent
Commercial that Duke inserts into the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. "You have to be cuckoo not to use it."
 
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| 193 | Phillipsland | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Phillipsland
Amusement park. "The happiest place in Jersey"
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| 194 | Phillipsvision | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Phillipsvision
New technology that makes movies better by changing downer endings to happy endings.
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| 195 | Phlegm City | Retail | Drugstores |
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Phlegm City
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 196 | Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes
Cigarette brand.
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| 197 | Pinocchio | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Pinocchio
Live action remake of the classic Disney movie.
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| 198 | Planet of the Dogs | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Planet of the Dogs
Movie inspired by Planet of the Apes.
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| 199 | PNN | Video | TV-News Networks |
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PNN
Phillips Network News.
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| 200 | Pope Fiction | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Pope Fiction
Pulp Fiction with The Pope in Samuel L. Jackson's role.
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| 201 | The Post | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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The Post
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.
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| 202 | Preferred International Talent Brokers | Services | Talent Agencies |
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Preferred International Talent Brokers
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called United Labor Leading Specialists to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
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| 203 | Pride of the Yankees | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Pride of the Yankees
Movie. Remake of the original Pride of the Yankees.
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| 204 | Public Library | Entertainment | Libraries |
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Public Library
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| 205 | Quality Pictures | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Quality Pictures
Movie studio. "A division of Scumco"
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| 206 | Quiz Show 2 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Quiz Show 2
The sequel to Quiz Show starring Mr. Sweaty Guy.
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| 207 | Rabbi P.I. | Video | Movies-Action |
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Rabbi P.I.
Arnold Schwarzenegger film, from multiple episodes.
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| 208 | Rainbow's End Preschool | Education | Primary Schools |
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Rainbow's End Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny. "One of New York Magazine's 10 Least Evil Preschools"
 
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| 209 | Rebel Without a Cosby | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Rebel Without a Cosby
Remake of Rebel without a Cause starring Bill Cosby.
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| 210 | The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the... | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the Balloon
Movie.
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| 211 | The Red Balloon | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Red Balloon
A foreign film.
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| 212 | Refried Green Tomatoes | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Refried Green Tomatoes
Movie Jay reviews, sequel to Fried Green Tomatoes.
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| 213 | Revenge of the Nerds IV | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Revenge of the Nerds IV
Unproduced screenplay. Eventually there was actually a fourth Revenge of the Nerds movie, but not at the time.
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| 214 | Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2 | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2
"Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry.
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| 215 | Roboclapper | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Roboclapper
Robocop movie sequel parody.
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| 216 | The Rock of Gibraltar | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Rock of Gibraltar
Movie starring John Goodman as the Rock of Gibraltar.
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| 217 | Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV
Film starring Sylvester Stallone and Leatherface.
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| 218 | Rosebud Frozen Peas | Food | Fruits and Vegetables |
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Rosebud Frozen Peas
Frozen pea commercial starring Orson Welles.
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| 219 | Rubik's Cube: The Movie | Video | Movies-Children |
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Rubik's Cube: The Movie
Movie based on the Rubik's Cube.
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| 220 | S.S. Loco | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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S.S. Loco
Ship.
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| 221 | Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco
Original name of Savvy Indian chewing tobacco.
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| 222 | Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco
Tobacco product Jay is forced to advertise on his show. "It's not just for Indians."
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| 223 | Scent of a Jackass | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Scent of a Jackass
Parody of Scent of a Woman, also starring Al Pacino.
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| 224 | Scent of a Wolfman | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Scent of a Wolfman
"The people who brought you Tom Cruise as a vampire now bring you Al Pacino as a wolf man."
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| 225 | Schenectady | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Schenectady
Film starring Jerry Lewis in a dramatic role, like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.
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| 226 | Scumco | Companies | Companies-misc |
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Scumco
Company from various episodes.
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| 227 | Seinfeld: The Movie | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Seinfeld: The Movie
Movie starring Paul Reiser that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.
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| 228 | Sherman Ad Agency | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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Sherman Ad Agency
Jay's parents' advertising agency. "Our slogans are you know, um, catchy"
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| 229 | Sherman Chemicals | Companies | Pharmaceutical Companies |
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Sherman Chemicals
Jay's parents' chemical company. "We put the 'harm' in pharmaceuticals"
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| 230 | Short Fat Ugly and Sassy | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Short Fat Ugly and Sassy
Clothing store Jay visits in L.A.
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| 231 | Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell
New sitcom Jay's boss says he's going to air featuring a talking box.
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| 232 | The Siskel & Ebert Calendar | Products | Office Products |
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The Siskel & Ebert Calendar
Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.
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| 233 | Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers | Home Furnishing | Tableware |
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Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers
Salt and Pepper shakers featuring Siskel & Ebert.
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| 234 | Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-Mole | Toys | Tabletop Games |
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Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-Mole
Game featuring Siskel & Ebert.
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| 235 | Siskel & Sherman | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Siskel & Sherman
New name of Siskel's show when Ebert leaves and Jay comes on board.
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| 236 | The Slide Whistle | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Slide Whistle
Movie.
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| 237 | Smith and Wesson | Video | Movies-Action |
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Smith and Wesson
Action movie.
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| 238 | Smoker's Digest | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Smoker's Digest
Magazine Doris says she reads. "Did you know Jesus smoked three packs a day?"
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| 239 | Smokey and the Spartacus | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Smokey and the Spartacus
Movie mashing up Spartacus and Smokey and the Bandit.
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| 240 | Snow Man | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Snow Man
The sequel to Rain Man.
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| 241 | Soft Copy | Video | TV-News Shows |
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Soft Copy
The Critic version of Hard Copy.
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| 242 | The Sorry State of Films Today | Literature | Books-Pop Culture |
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The Sorry State of Films Today
An essay by Jay Sherman.
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| 243 | Speed Reading | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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Speed Reading
Sequel to the movie Speed starring Keanu Reeves.
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| 244 | Spotted Owl Sanctuary | Entertainment | Zoos |
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Spotted Owl Sanctuary
Sanctuary Jay crushes with a tree during his lumberjack experience flashback.
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| 245 | Star Poop | Video | Movies-Sci Fi |
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Star Poop
Film.
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| 246 | Star Trek: Generation X | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Star Trek: Generation X
Movie starring Keanu Reeves and Christian Slater.
 
 
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| 247 | Steve Allen's Advice to Marty | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Steve Allen's Advice to Marty
Book Steve Allen writes for Jay's son Marty.
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| 248 | The Suicide Machine | Technology | Medical Devices |
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The Suicide Machine
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's death machine.
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| 249 | Sun City | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Sun City
Tanning oil billboard.
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| 250 | Taco Hut | Dining | Fast Food-Mexican |
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Taco Hut
Mexican fast food restaurant that has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with the movie Honey I Ate the Kids.
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| 251 | The Tea Cozy | Video | Movies-misc |
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The Tea Cozy
Movie Jay reviews on his show: "So run don't mosey to The Tea Cozy - It really hits the spot"
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| 252 | Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law
Duke Phillips' lawyer.
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| 253 | Terror Time Theater | Video | Movies-Horror |
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Terror Time Theater
Horror movie.
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| 254 | Them | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Them
The Critic's version of Time magazine. Issue shown has Jay on the cover and the caption: The Wittiest Man Alive 1994.
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| 255 | Thighmasterpiece Theater | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Thighmasterpiece Theater
TV show from joke Jay makes about advertising in movies.
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| 256 | The Towering Infidel | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The Towering Infidel
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.
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| 257 | Truck U Trucking School | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Truck U Trucking School
School Jay attends.
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| 258 | True Lies 2 | Video | Movies-Sequels |
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True Lies 2
The sequel to True Lies, but this time they weren't able to get Jamie Lee Curtis so they got her dad, Tony Curtis.
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| 259 | Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose | Video | Movies-misc |
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Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose
Movie title that translates as "Your mother has a hairy back"
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| 260 | Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical
Musical stage production of the classic play.
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| 261 | Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza
Where Jay takes his son after he loses at Field Day.
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| 262 | Two Guys with Hernias | Services | Shipping and Storage |
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Two Guys with Hernias
Moving company.
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| 263 | U-Pawn-It | Retail | Pawn Shops |
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U-Pawn-It
Pawn store.
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| 264 | United Labor Leading Specialists | Services | Talent Agencies |
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United Labor Leading Specialists
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called Preferred International Talent Brokers to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
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| 265 | United Nations Private School | Education | High Schools |
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United Nations Private School
"Teaching brotherhood and tolerance to those who can afford it"
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| 266 | United Nations School for Teaching Broth... | Education | Primary Schools |
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United Nations School for Teaching Brotherhood and Tolerance to Those Who Can Afford It
Jay's son Marty's school.
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| 267 | Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon | Legal Aid | Law Firms |
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Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon
Law firm from the Jerry Lewis film Schenectady.
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| 268 | What I Do in the Dark | Literature | Books-Biography |
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What I Do in the Dark
Book by Jay Sherman.
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| 269 | What the Health? | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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What the Health?
Health club/gym.
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| 270 | What's Truth Got to Do with It | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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What's Truth Got to Do with It
Movie about Ike and Tina Turner inspired by What's Love Got to Do With It.
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| 271 | Wheel of Misfortune | Entertainment | Amusement Rides |
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Wheel of Misfortune
An amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.
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| 272 | Who Are My Parents? | Toys | Tabletop Games |
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Who Are My Parents?
Board game.
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| 273 | Who's Daddy Now? | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Who's Daddy Now?
Sitcom.
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| 274 | Will Work for Food | Video | Movies-misc |
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Will Work for Food
Movie.
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| 275 | Winey Jacques | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Winey Jacques
Kids TV show.
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| 276 | The XYZ Men | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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The XYZ Men
The X-Men with their zippers down.
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| 277 | Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie | Entertainment | Video Rental |
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Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie
Video rental store.
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| 278 | Yesterday Night Live | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Yesterday Night Live
TV show featuring the not good enough for feature film players.
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| 279 | Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here | Video | Movies-Parodies |
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Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here
Movie starring Sylvester and Frank Stallone.
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