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| 1 | Alot Iron  | Home Furnishing | Appliances |
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Alot Iron
Appliance product.
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| 2 | The Arena of Death | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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The Arena of Death
Advertisement seen in Turaqistan. "Fight with our specially trained furious animals"
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| 3 | Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Bakery
Generic bakery in Iqaluit, Nunavut Canada.
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| 4 | Bank of Turaqistan | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Bank of Turaqistan
Also known as BoT, local bank in Turaqistan.
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| 5 | Bank Swiss | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Bank Swiss
Swiss bank.
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| 6 | Banks West | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Banks West
Bank.
 
 
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| 7 | BeTolerant.com | Media | Websites |
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BeTolerant.com
Free wristbands.
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| 8 | Blossom House | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Blossom House
Restaurant in Iqaluit, Nunavut Canada.
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| 9 | Blow You Up | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Blow You Up
Song by Yonica Babyyeah.
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| 10 | Boom Boom Boom | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Boom Boom Boom
Song by Yonica Babyyeah.
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| 11 | Brand Hauser | Services | Assassins and Mercenaries |
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Brand Hauser
Hitman posing as a trade show producer.
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| 12 | Champ | Technology | Electronics |
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Champ
Bomb sniffing puppet dog.
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| 13 | Cobramilk.com | Media | Websites |
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Cobramilk.com
Website that Hauser visits in order to learn how to milk a cobra for venom.
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| 14 | The Combat-o-Rama Implantation Device | Technology | Medical Devices |
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The Combat-o-Rama Implantation Device
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| 15 | Democracy Light | Products | Cigarettes |
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Democracy Light
Cigarette brand in Turaqistan.
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| 16 | Donnie Lou's Fever Juice | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Donnie Lou's Fever Juice
Hauser: "This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the demands of life to be challenging, I take a 'wee drop'. The more challenging, the higher the Scoville units. *fills a tiny teacup with hot sauce* But the trick, you see, that I've taught myself, is to never allow my eyes to tear up. One completely honest thing... if you really knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do."
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| 17 | Dorpholax | Products | Medicine |
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Dorpholax
Drug product advertised in Turaqistan.
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| 18 | E-Z Launcher | Weapons | Projectile Weapons |
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E-Z Launcher
"Pimp your ride" with an E-Z custom-mount AAA missile launcher!
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| 19 | Free News Agent Network | Video | TV-News Networks |
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Free News Agent Network
TV news.
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| 20 | Freedom Grand | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Freedom Grand
Hotel in Turaqistan.
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| 21 | GuideStar | Technology | Software |
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GuideStar
Navigational system similar to OnStar.
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| 22 | Hollywood Shoes | Apparel | Shoe Stores |
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Hollywood Shoes
Shoe store in Turaqistan. "Expect great things"
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| 23 | How I Conquered the World and Worked Out... | Literature | Books-Biography |
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How I Conquered the World and Worked Out Issues with My Dad
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| 24 | The Implanted Journalist Experience | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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The Implanted Journalist Experience
Virtual coverage for journalists, where they can watch the war in IMAX theaters in the heavily-fortified Emerald City to get "full-spectrum sensory reality" while eating popcorn.
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| 25 | InterJet | Travel | Airlines |
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InterJet
Airline.
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| 26 | Interrogation Grille | Home Furnishing | Barbecue Products |
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Interrogation Grille
Grille for sale at the Turaqistan Expo.
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| 27 | Laundry Unit Rammstein | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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Laundry Unit Rammstein
Company that delivers Hauser's dry cleaning.
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| 28 | Miami Bich | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Miami Bich
Hotel in Turaqistan.
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| 29 | Napalm Girl Hot Sauce | Food | Sauces |
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Napalm Girl Hot Sauce
Hot sauce product.
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| 30 | Pantroil | Companies | Fuel Companies |
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Pantroil
Oil company.
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| 31 | Pax Romana | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Pax Romana
Virginia's number one Roman-era theme park - in Turaqistan.
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| 32 | Red Earth Coffee | Beverage Products | Coffee |
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Red Earth Coffee
Coffe brand.
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| 33 | Romulus and Remus | Dining | Fast Food |
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Romulus and Remus
Refreshment stand.
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| 34 | Roof, Branch and Blossom | Companies | Construction Companies |
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Roof, Branch and Blossom
Company hired to bring fresh water back to Turaqistan.
 
 
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| 35 | Satellogo | Technology | Electronics |
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Satellogo
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| 36 | Sones Buck Store | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Sones Buck Store
Store in Iqaluit, Nunavut Canada.
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| 37 | Tamercard | Financial Companies | Credit Cards |
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Tamercard
Credit card company.
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| 38 | Tamerlane | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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Tamerlane
A large corporation that specializes in advertising.
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| 39 | Tulugag Bar | Nightlife | Bars |
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Tulugag Bar
Eastern arctic's #1 nightspot in Iqaluit, Nunavut Canada.
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| 40 | Turaqi Pride Quality Pickles | Food | Fruits and Vegetables |
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Turaqi Pride Quality Pickles
Pickles Hauser brings to Yonica, along with a box of Popeye's fried chicken.
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| 41 | Turaquian Mobile | Companies | Communications Companies |
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Turaquian Mobile
Communications company in Turaqistan.
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| 42 | Ugi Gas | Companies | Fuel Companies |
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Ugi Gas
Ugikistani conglomerate. Hauser is asked to terminate CEO Omar Sharif, who is trying to build a pipeline through his own "sheep-fucking" country.
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| 43 | Video Gangstas | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Video Gangstas
Company hired to film Yonica's XXX wedding night video.
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| 44 | Yonica Babyyeah | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Yonica Babyyeah
Outrageous Middle Eastern pop star.
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| 45 | Yonica's XXX Wedding Night | Video | Adult Films |
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Yonica's XXX Wedding Night
Yonica's pornographic film.
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| 46 | Zugar and the Furies | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Zugar and the Furies
Musicians at the expo.
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