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| 1 | The 9th Dimension Bookstore  | Retail | Bookstores |
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The 9th Dimension Bookstore
New Age bookstore.
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| 2 | ABC Insulation Company | Maintenance | Home Maintenance Services |
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ABC Insulation Company
Insulation company in Arlen. Manager: Mr. Lewis.
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| 3 | Abracapasta | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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Abracapasta
Magic themed restaurant in Arlen.
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| 4 | The Accidental Tobacconist | Products | Tobacco Products |
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The Accidental Tobacconist
Shop in the Austinental Hotel's lobby.
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| 5 | Advanced Hairstyling Theory | Literature | Textbooks |
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Advanced Hairstyling Theory
Book Luann reads.
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| 6 | Alamo Beer  | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Alamo Beer
Popular beer brand in Arlen, Texas.
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| 7 | All-America High | Education | High Schools |
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All-America High
High school that Jerry Popper's ventriloquist dummy attended. Jerry Popper: You can't just put your hand inside his body. You've got to get inside his head. Who is Chip Block? I'll tell you. He's the best athlete ever to attend All-America High. Every boy wants to be his pal. Every girl wants to be his gal. But I'm sorry, ladies. He's saving it for marriage.
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| 8 | AM PM Sports | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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AM PM Sports
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| 9 | Arlen Beauty Academy | Education | Vocational Schools |
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Arlen Beauty Academy
Beauty school featuring instructor Ms. Kremzer where Luanne Platter attends when she aspires to be a hair stylist, only to drop out and later enroll at Arlen Community College.
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| 10 | Arlen Bus Depot | Travel | Bus Lines |
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Arlen Bus Depot
Bus depot in Arlen.
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| 11 | The Arlen Bystander | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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The Arlen Bystander
Local newspaper, from various episodes.
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| 12 | Arlen Community College | Education | Colleges |
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Arlen Community College
Local college in Arlen, from various episodes.
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| 13 | Arlen Courier | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Arlen Courier
Local newspaper in Arlen.
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| 14 | Arlen Gun Club | Weapons | Gun Stores |
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Arlen Gun Club
Public gun club in Arlen. Dale Gribble is the elected president.
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| 15 | Arlen High School | Education | High Schools |
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Arlen High School
Local high school in Arlen, Texas.
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| 16 | Arlen Mall | Retail | Shopping Centers |
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Arlen Mall
Local shopping mall in Arlen, Texas.
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| 17 | Arlen University | Education | Universities |
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Arlen University
Hank brings the Native American artifacts he finds in his yard to Professor Lerner at Arlen University.
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| 18 | Arlen Vision Center | Healthcare | Optometry |
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Arlen Vision Center
Optometry clinic.
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| 19 | Austinental Hotel | Travel | Hotels |
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Austinental Hotel
Fancy 13 floor hotel where Hank and his friends stay while visiting Austin, featuring a glass elevator from which Hank inadvertently moons former governor Ann Richards.
 
 
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| 20 | Bacon 'N Waffles | Dining | Diners |
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Bacon 'N Waffles
Diner in Arlen where Hank has lunch with John Redcorn.
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| 21 | A Better You | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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A Better You
Plastic surgery center where Dale takes Nancy to get a facelift.
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| 22 | Blue Bonnet Creamery | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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Blue Bonnet Creamery
Ice cream parlor located in Arlen.
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| 23 | Buddhism for Dummies | Literature | Books-Religious |
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Buddhism for Dummies
The junior monk hands Bobby a book called "Buddhism for Dummies", though the book more closely resembles the similar "Idiot's Guide to..." series.
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| 24 | Bull Plus | Technology | Electronics |
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Bull Plus
Machine used to inseminate cows at the United Dairy Milk Conglomerate, where Hank takes Bobby to learn about sex.
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| 25 | Cane and the Stubborn Stains | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Cane and the Stubborn Stains
Band played by real life musicians Green Day.
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| 26 | Channel 84 | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 84
Arlen, Texas. Where Nancy Gribble is a local weatherperson.
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| 27 | Cheapskates | Entertainment | Skating Rinks |
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Cheapskates
The local skating rink.
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| 28 | Cover to Cover Books | Retail | Bookstores |
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Cover to Cover Books
Bookstore.
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| 29 | Dale's Dead Bug | Maintenance | Pest Control Services |
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Dale's Dead Bug
Dales exterminating service.
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| 30 | Dance Party | Media | Video Games |
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Dance Party
Dance Dance Revolution type game.
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| 31 | DJ Spaz | Radio | Radio Programs |
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DJ Spaz
Hank builds caskets for himself and Peggy, the latter of whom is not permitted by Bobby to deliver his birthday cake to him during the party. She claims that she was at the Learning Annex of Arlen and learned some moves from DJ Spaz, but Bobby refuses.
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| 32 | Drugs 4 Less | Retail | Drugstores |
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Drugs 4 Less
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| 33 | Eat Wells | Food | Candy Stores |
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Eat Wells
Hank: "Eat Wells". "Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars. Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics."
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| 34 | Econo-Suites | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Econo-Suites
Hotel/Motel located in Arlen, Texas.
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| 35 | Everwood Country Club | Entertainment | Private Clubs |
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Everwood Country Club
Country club.
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| 36 | Flowers of Time | Video | Movies-misc |
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Flowers of Time
Chick flick starring Charlton Heston and Ethan Hawke as father and son.
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| 37 | Foto Phast | Services | Photography Services |
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Foto Phast
Film processing store in Arlen where Luann's boyfriend Zach works.
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| 38 | Frozen Cow Creamery | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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Frozen Cow Creamery
Ice cream parlor in Arlen, parody of Cold Stone Creamery.
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| 39 | Get in Get Out | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Get in Get Out
Convenience store chain in Arlen, from various episodes.
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| 40 | Goobersmooches | Dining | Fast Food |
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Goobersmooches
Burger restaurant in Arlen, parody of Fuddruckers.
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| 41 | Guatemalica Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Guatemalica Beer
Beer brand.
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| 42 | H. Dumpty's | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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H. Dumpty's
Children's plus size clothing store.
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| 43 | Hallelujah House | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Hallelujah House
Junie Harper's "righteous alternative" to wicked haunted houses.
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| 44 | Handley Brothers Automotive Repair | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
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Handley Brothers Automotive Repair
Also known as Handley Bros., an automotive repair shop in Arlen.
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| 45 | Hank Hell's Haunted House | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Hank Hell's Haunted House
Hank and his buddies work on constructing a haunted house for the local school.
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| 46 | Harlen County Airport | Travel | Airports |
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Harlen County Airport
Airport in Arlen County.
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| 47 | Hashaway Fixtures | Home Furnishing | Home Furnishing Stores |
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Hashaway Fixtures
Bathroom fixtures company, the exclusive supplier of Lo-Flo toilets to the water company.
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| 48 | Heimlich 18 | Video | Movies-misc |
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Heimlich 18
Movie theater in Arlen.
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| 49 | Hotel Arlen | Travel | Hotels |
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Hotel Arlen
Hotel in Arlen that once served as not only a hotel, but also a brothel. By 1997, it was a legitimate hotel.
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| 50 | Hotel Arlington | Travel | Hotels |
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Hotel Arlington
Hotel in Arlington, Texas.
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| 51 | Jack's Barber Shop | Personal Care | Barber Shops |
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Jack's Barber Shop
Hank's barber, from various episodes.
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| 52 | Jerry Popper and Chip Block | Performing Arts | Ventriloquists |
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Jerry Popper and Chip Block
Ventriloquist act.
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| 53 | King Kone | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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King Kone
Ice cream parlor n Arlen, similar to Dairy Queen.
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| 54 | La Grunta Inn and Resort | Travel | Inns |
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La Grunta Inn and Resort
Where Dale takes Nancy for her 40th birthday.
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| 55 | La Leche de Sol | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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La Leche de Sol
The face cream that Luanne gives to Nancy.
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| 56 | Lane Pratley Cadillac Hyundai | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships |
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Lane Pratley Cadillac Hyundai
Car dealership owned by Lane Pratley.
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| 57 | Language Camp at Middlebury | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Language Camp at Middlebury
Camp Connie mentions: lt's not as much fun as that ad makes it look.
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| 58 | The Learning Annex | Education | Higher Education |
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The Learning Annex
Building in Arlen where educational classes are taught.
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| 59 | Liquor Trunk | Food | Liquor Stores |
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Liquor Trunk
After Peggy gives up on her bookstore, Hank puts a "Out of Business" sign on the window and has a brief conversation with the new owner who is shown hanging up a sign that reads "Coming Soon: Liquor Trunk".
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| 60 | The Loveliness of Woman | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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The Loveliness of Woman
The book of flower pictures that Peggy's mother gave her to teach her about sex.
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| 61 | Luanne Platter | Menu | Menu Items |
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Luanne Platter
Menu item at Luly's Cafeteria named after the "Lu Ann Platter" at the real life Texas restaurant Luby's Cafeteria.
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| 62 | Lubbock's Very Big Shoes | Apparel | Footwear |
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Lubbock's Very Big Shoes
Shoe store in Lubbock owned by Brock. "Fashions For The Large Footed Lady"
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| 63 | Luly's | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Luly's
Luby's parody.
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| 64 | Luly's Cafeteria | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Luly's Cafeteria
Cafeteria-style restaurant in Arlen with several kinds of ketchup and catsup. Parody of Texas restaurant Luby's.
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| 65 | The Magic Pan | Dining | Restaurants-French |
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The Magic Pan
French style restaurant in Arlen which specializes in sandwiches and crepes.
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| 66 | The Male Sex Organ | Literature | Books-Science |
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The Male Sex Organ
Sexual education book.
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| 67 | Manitoba Cigarettes | Products | Cigarettes |
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Manitoba Cigarettes
Dale smokes Manitoba Cigarettes.
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| 68 | Manitoba Tobacco Company | Products | Tobacco Products |
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Manitoba Tobacco Company
Tobacco corporation that Dale sues.
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| 69 | Maria's Pasta and Pizza | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Maria's Pasta and Pizza
Italian restaurant located in Arlen.
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| 70 | Matchmaker 500 | Technology | Electronics |
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Matchmaker 500
Machine used to inseminate cows at the United Dairy Milk Conglomerate, where Hank takes Bobby to learn about sex.
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| 71 | Mega Lo Diapers | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Mega Lo Diapers
Store brand diapers sold at Mega Lo Mart.
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| 72 | Mega Lo Mart | Retail | Department Stores |
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Mega Lo Mart
Giant department store in Arlen. Hank is not a big fan.
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| 73 | The Morning Dog Pound | Radio | Radio Programs |
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The Morning Dog Pound
Morning radio talk show that Peggy mentions: "Bobby, the reason people weren't laughing is not because you weren't funny, it was because they didn't know they were supposed to laugh. You are as funny as Wacky and Steve on Power-100, or even that Morning Dog Pound. The only thing that separates you from them is... a cowbell."
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| 74 | Nursing Home Follies | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Nursing Home Follies
Bobby's variety show at Garrity & Sons Nursing Home, where he meets ventriloquist Jerry Popper.
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| 75 | Omega House | Education | Sororities |
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Omega House
Cult disguised as a female sorority.
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| 76 | Paige Turner's Books | Retail | Bookstores |
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Paige Turner's Books
Where Peggy takes her new hooker friend to buy her a copy of Michael Crichton's Congo.
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| 77 | Papa Capone's | Dining | Fast Food |
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Papa Capone's
Fast food Italian restaurant at the airport.
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| 78 | Passages Health Food Market | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Passages Health Food Market
Health food store in Arlen.
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| 79 | Peggy's Sugarfoots | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Peggy's Sugarfoots
Originally just "Sugarfoots", the Strickland family restaurant in Arlen, Texas, briefly owned by Hank, and Peggy, when Peggy renamed it.
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| 80 | Peggy's World of Books (and Guns) | Retail | Bookstores |
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Peggy's World of Books (and Guns)
Peggy guys a bookstore and lets Dale sell guns out of the basement, but only if his customers buy a book with every gun.
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| 81 | Phunny Phone Jerks | Performing Arts | Music Products |
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Phunny Phone Jerks
Bobby's comedy CD of prank phone calls based on toilet humor.
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| 82 | Pickup Truck Heaven | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships |
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Pickup Truck Heaven
Vehicle dealership that Hank and Bobby visit.
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| 83 | Pig 106 | Radio | Radio Stations |
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Pig 106
Home of Wacky & Steve.
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| 84 | Pink and White | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Pink and White
Supermarket in Arlen.
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| 85 | Pizza Joe's | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Pizza Joe's
Pizza parlor in Arlen.
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| 86 | Play Police Set | Toys | Costumes |
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Play Police Set
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| 87 | Pro Pain | Media | Video Games |
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Pro Pain
Grand Theft Auto parody.
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| 88 | Propane Calendar 1997 | Products | Office Products |
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Propane Calendar 1997
Calendar on Hank's wall.
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| 89 | Rattlesnakes | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Rattlesnakes
Southwestern themed restaurant in Arlen.
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| 90 | Real Stories of the Highway Patrol | Video | TV-Reality |
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Real Stories of the Highway Patrol
Reality TV show that Luanne mentions in the story about her parents fighting.
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| 91 | Shelwyn's | Retail | Department Stores |
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Shelwyn's
High end department store in Arlen.
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| 92 | Show Biz Deli | Food | Butcher Shops |
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Show Biz Deli
New York-style deli at the Arlen Mall.
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| 93 | Show Biz Sushi | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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Show Biz Sushi
Asian Restaurant that replaces the Show Biz Deli.
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| 94 | Smiley's Ice Cream and Pizza Parlor | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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Smiley's Ice Cream and Pizza Parlor
Combination Ice cream parlor and pizza parlor in Arlen.
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| 95 | Starlight Lounge | Nightlife | Lounges |
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Starlight Lounge
Lounge at the Austinental Hotel that Hank mentions: Hey, guys, wanna go hear Jerry Thomas play piano at the Starlight Lounge? The gal at the front desk said he was good.
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| 96 | Stems N' Seeds | Retail | Smoke Shops |
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Stems N' Seeds
Headshop in Arlen that sponsors Bobby in a rose contest.
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| 97 | Strickland Propane | Companies | Fuel Companies |
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Strickland Propane
Buck Strickland's propane and propane accessories supplier in Arlen where Hank works.
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| 98 | Sugarfoot's | Dining | Restaurants-BBQ |
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Sugarfoot's
Strickland family restaurant in Arlen, Texas.
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| 99 | Sugarfoot's Express | Dining | Restaurants-BBQ |
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Sugarfoot's Express
Strickland family restaurant in Arlen.
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| 100 | Summer Comedy Camp | Youth Services | Youth Camps |
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Summer Comedy Camp
Bobby wants to attend a comedy summer camp, but Hank vetoes the idea and arranges for him to work at Strickland Propane instead.
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| 101 | Thatherton Fuels | Companies | Fuel Companies |
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Thatherton Fuels
Rival of Strickland Propane.
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| 102 | That's Amore Ristorante | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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That's Amore Ristorante
Romantic Italian restaurant in Arlen, Texas.
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| 103 | Thrash Rats | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Thrash Rats
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| 104 | Thrift Store | Retail | Discount Stores |
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Thrift Store
Generic thrift store in Arlen.
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| 105 | Tom Landry Middle School | Education | Middle Schools |
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Tom Landry Middle School
Bobby's school in Arlen, from various episodes.
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| 106 | Twisty's Pretzel's | Food | Bakeries |
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Twisty's Pretzel's
Fast food restaurant at the airport.
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| 107 | United Dairy Milk Conglomerate | Food | Farms |
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United Dairy Milk Conglomerate
Where Hank takes Bobby to learn about sex.
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| 108 | Ventriloquism with Jerry Popper and Chip... | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Ventriloquism with Jerry Popper and Chip Block
Book by ventriloquist Jerry Popper.
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| 109 | Wacky & Steve | Radio | Radio Programs |
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Wacky & Steve
Morning radio talk show that Peggy mentions: "Bobby, the reason people weren't laughing is not because you weren't funny, it was because they didn't know they were supposed to laugh. You are as funny as Wacky and Steve on Power-100, or even that Morning Dog Pound. The only thing that separates you from them is... a cowbell."
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| 110 | Want-a Burger | Dining | Burger Joints |
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Want-a Burger
Burger chain in Arlen.
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| 111 | Westview Elementary | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Westview Elementary
Bumper sticker Peggy reads: "My child is on the honor roll at Westview Elementary." Peggy: "Oh, yeah? Well, my child is God to billions of Asians!"
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| 112 | Wok on In | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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Wok on In
Chinese restaurant at the airport.
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| 113 | The Wonder of ... Sexual Expression | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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The Wonder of ... Sexual Expression
Book Peggy reads to prepare to teach sexual education at Bobby's school.
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